Chapter 96
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 96
Chapter Title: Yongyong Hates Snake Soup!
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Reina was still glaring at me like she hated my guts.
"You bitch."
"Yeah. I'm a total bitch."
For a second, even I got chills from my own response.
What kind of third-rate soap opera is this? Rachel stared daggers at me, like she wanted to devour me whole.
"Ever since I got here, you've only been messing around with the other girls?"
"No, I had no choice. A whole hundred years? Think about everything we did over those hundred years. Thousands of times—what's that compared to? There wasn't a single day the bookshelves didn't reek of our juices, right?"
We went at it like crazy. For real. Even on top of the bookshelves, rubbing clits with books like some sleazy couple in a dark corner, and all sorts of other stuff.
So yeah, I have to do it with the other girls too.
"No, you're serious."
"And anyway, this is all business for me. Pure business."
Business. As in, the clan’s grand mission to fully claim Choi Si-woo and his Lust power. That way, it'll be easier to crush the remaining six sins.
"I heard you were sucking and slurping on Choi Si-woo? Should I call him over right now and grill him until he spills the truth?"
"I'm sorry."
This is all Rachel's fault.
I bowed my head deeply, then shot a glare at Little Yongyong floating innocently in the air. That little enemy of mine! Not just a rascal—a full-blown nemesis!
"Are you glaring at Rei right now?"
"No, no. I really messed up. But since we're doing it, why not enjoy it? Don't you think? Just grinding away like animals without enjoying it doesn't feel good."
It sounded like an excuse, but it was true. If I hadn't done it that way earlier, would Choi Si-woo have fallen for me properly? Nah. We might still be struggling right now. Worst case, he could've ditched me, saying I wasn't his type, and gone off to enjoy some real NTR action.
"So you're saying you did a good job with me?"
"Which is why today's Yongyong will devour you instead of snake soup, my wife."
Rachel had this habit of drilling it into me that we were married.
Elves mate for life—once married, even if their spouse dies, they remain celibate until the end. Rachel spent those hundred years with me vowing to love me, not as a husband, but as her everything. That's why she insists she's number one.
Truth be told, I planned to love them all equally. But right now, Rachel really is the closest thing to a wife.
"I'm seriously losing my mind."
Still, she didn't seem to hate it. When I reached out, she came right into my arms on her own.
"Wanna try something different today?"
"Like what?"
Today's gonna be a bit special. A new concept I haven't shown the others yet.
A concept that reminds me of my old office worker days.
"Male disguise."
Yongyong can actually pull off a male disguise!
I'd felt a bit resistant before, but hey, it was a special service from the author Yoo Eun-ha just for me.
I snapped my fingers, and my hair shortened, my chest flattened, and my body turned masculine. The only thing that didn't change down there was compensated by shaping my tail to look like a dick.
To everyone else, even the tail looks like the real deal.
"!!!"
Rachel's eyes went wide, her face flushing red.
"What's wrong, Rachel?"
"No, wait. What is this? The male disguise looks even better."
"Hold up, that's too much. So you don't like me as a woman?"
That kinda stung.
Does that mean all this time with the 'not-so-great' me was meh? A hundred years of dissatisfaction?
"No, that's not what I mean. Hmm. How do I put this? It's a fresh feeling? Now it really feels like you're my husband. Honestly, up until now, I was wondering who was supposed to play the husband role."
"This is my first time showing it to you."
Especially since you're the one craving married life. I put in some extra effort for you.
"Kyuuu! Kyuuing!"
"Hey, you little punk. Out you go—now."
For starters, I kicked Rei out. Fresh out of the egg and already trying to spectate adult time from the front row?
On the outside, it looks like a guy's body complete with a dick, but really, I just adjusted the tail's thickness and positioned it in front of my pussy.
But to others, it just looks like a normal cock.
Our author Yoo Eun-ha gave it to me for some fun newlywed bliss. Too bad we never tested it back then.
"Perfect fit, wife."
"What the hell? How is this even possible? Magic?"
Tch. She figured it out too quick.
"You're too perceptive for your own good, wife. Still..."
Even knowing that doesn't change the fact that my cock (tail) is sliding into her pussy.
I lightly traced her folds with my finger, and she was already dripping.
The sticky sweetness was top-tier.
Squelch squelch
"W-wait a sec."
Her shy attempt to push my hand away was adorable.
"What's this? You're even wetter today. What'd you do?"
"What do you mean, what? It's just been so long since you touched me!"
"Hmm. Ah. Pent-up frustration?"
That makes sense. It has been a while since I last fingered her.
I'd been busy with Reina and Han Su-ji since coming back.
"Hmph! You only ever look at my daughter's pussy. No wonder I'm like this."
"My sweet Rachel. You were that desperate?"
I hadn't given her the mother-daughter combo meal lately, so yeah, I'd been holding back too. Heroines need to be evenly stirred, or they get cranky.
"Who's desperate? Hmph. I'm not."
"But doesn't this form make doggy even hotter?"
"No, I don't like those beastly positions."
Isn't that exactly why doggy's so hot?
"You love it, so quit playing coy. How long do you think it's been since I fucked you doggy for a hundred years?"
"No, wait just a minute."
Her sudden flailing was hilarious.
"A minute? I can't hold back anymore."
"Why are you so aggressive today?"
Why? Because I hate snake soup, that's why.
She doesn't know about the dreams where that snake I ate keeps showing up every night.
"Just hurry up then. Anyway, I'm your first wife, right?"
"First wife, my ass—you're just gonna leave me high and dry anyway."
No, who said anything about celibacy?
I'm not that insane. Leaving a body this fuckable untouched would be the real madness.
"If I was gonna do that, would I even be doing this? You think I'd enforce celibacy on a body this insanely hot?"
I flipped Rachel over and mounted her, poking away from above.
Squelch squelch
Teasing the entrance, going back and forth, leaving her wanting more.
"Haaah. Haht!?"
"How's my cock taste for the first time? Hm?"
I didn't stop there. Since I was on top, I decided to savor a bit more.
I pressed my body down on her prone form, shoving my tail-cock deep inside.
Squelch squelch
But Rachel—after a hundred years of grinding and tail-fucking with me—she was clenching harder than ever today.
Does this mean she prefers me in male form over female me?
"W-wait. Ah, it's hitting harder all of a sudden."
Her own words made me a little sulky.
No, I had my male days too, so male disguise isn't bad. But after a hundred years of girl-on-girl, you'd think she'd be hooked on lesbian sex.
Grinding as girls, fucking with the tail, yet after all that, she cums harder on the male form? Shocking.
Should I stick to male mode with Rachel from now on?
"So you prefer a guy's body over the female one after all? Disappointing."
"Huh? Why?"
"'Cause I like pussy rubbing more."
Honestly, either works. The tail's freer for thrusting, so it feels like proper pounding.
"Fine. Do whatever's comfy for you."
She sounded reluctant but went along—yet her pussy was gripping my cock (tail) like crazy.
"Squeezing like that while saying that?"
Tighter than ever before.
"Do you have to say it out loud?"
"But it's cute, so I'll let it slide. Gonna fuck you like a dog today."
Now I was in charge.
I smacked Rachel's ass, and she subtly shifted, sticking it up for me.
Yes. That's it. It even reminded me of my office drone days—my tail twitched hard.
We were in sync now.
Squelch
Beastly mating began.
Rachel really was a perv who got off more on doggy. No other way she'd be clenching harder than before while getting pounded like this.
Elf wife taking it like an animal. Rare stuff, right?
"My cutie. Squeezing like that makes it hard for me."
"But it's been so long since I felt this good. What can I do? You know how much I've been masturbating?"
"Sorry. But I had no choice—busy times, right?"
Rachel's more jealous than the other heroines because of her age. Gotta pamper her like this.
The others are way younger, but she's got the experience of birthing Reina. A little extra attention should ease the jealousy.
That's probably why Reina's been pouting lately too. After feeding Rachel, I'll give Reina some love next.
She's probably got her ear to the wall in the next room. Better spoil her later, or she'll sulk for sure.
Squelch squelch squelch
"Hngh. Hnngh. Heung♥"
"Ending here would feel incomplete, huh?"
Her asshole was nicely slick from the pussy juices too. Acting as perfect lube.
I pulled out the scale dildo I'd used in Choi Si-woo's pussy, sucked it clean, and shoved it into Rachel's ass.
Plunge
We'd tried all sorts of play over the hundred years. Of course anal too. Rachel loves double penetration.
"Wait, isn't that from somewhere else?"
"What? I just stuck it in—how'd you know?"
"It's this wet. Suspicious. Whose hole was it in?"
Doesn't think I just spat on it? I grinned, teasing her.
"Si-woo's."
"No way—you're sticking something from another girl's hole into me?"
"Gotta lube it up to enjoy, right?"
Even with all the overflowing juices from poking around, sticking it in dry would just hurt, she'd whine.
"Still, that's too much."
"Nah, it's my spit. You think I'd straight-up reuse something from another girl's hole? It's just mine."
Rachel just clenched her pussy a few times in response, lost in thought, no reply.
Still sulking, huh? Unforgivable.
Squelch squelch
I thrust deep into her walls, poking her sweet spots until moans burst from her lips.
"Hiiiik!"
Heh heh heh. What a cute bitch. Gonna moan anyway, but still playing hard to get.
I moved gently from behind, whispering sweetly in her ear.
"Is my Rachel mad? Hm? I'll do this more from now on."
"No, logically—forget the spit, sticking something from another woman's hole into me? Get ready for a month of snake soup."
Still pissed, but her reactions were softening a bit.
"Come on, don't be like that. Hm? Truth is, I wanted to enjoy it myself. I can only make one of these dildos anyway."
How long do you think it takes to pluck enough scales from my tail to make one? Regrow, pluck, shape—I nearly went insane.
So cut me some slack.