Chapter 79
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 79
Chapter Title: 77. How Can a Person's Name Be Ping Tao
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Lily Guild Dungeon Control Room
The master of Lily Guild, Noah, stared blankly at the sight of Yoo Eun-ha grabbing Rosemary by the hair and forcing her head between her legs for some cunnilingus.
"Crazy. Who would've thought Yoo Jin-seok's little sister was such a freak."
She had pinned Rosemary's legs tight so she couldn't escape, then shoved a dildo in to keep her from moving properly. This was no amateur work—definitely not her first or second time.
At first, Rosemary had resisted, but Eun-ha forced waves of pleasure on her until she came hard, thrashing around like a live fish on dry land.
"That's not the problem, though."
Rosemary was America's idol hunter, affiliated with the massive Triton Guild. Her father was Alex, a figure with a solid public image who always represented the U.S. in the World Hunter Organization.
In short, messing with her could spark an international incident.
And yet, a promising student from Korea's esteemed Hansung Academy had gone and done just that—without a shred of hesitation, handling her like she had some dirt on her.
She's the real deal.
Crazy Psycho Lesbian. A perfect moniker for Yoo Eun-ha, who devoured any girl that caught her eye without a second thought.
"That eunuch of a brother has a sister like this. Impressive."
Rosemary already seemed totally broken. No diplomatic fallout there.
And she knew exactly how to torment someone. Clearly, Rosemary was under her thumb—probably blackmailed with nude photos or something, judging by the state she was in.
Blackmail. Rape.
Crazy Psycho Lesbian Yoo Eun-ha.
Noah imagined tumbling into bed with Eun-ha for some sloppy slug sex, her hand drifting toward her crotch.
"Ah, so hot♥"
The master of Lily Guild and one of the heroes of the Pyongyang Incident—Flower Noah herself—yearned to surrender to the utterly insane Yoo Eun-ha.
To Noah, Eun-ha filled a special corner of her heart.
Arriving at the central convergence point in the dungeon, I spotted Reina, Han Su-ji, and Choi Si-woo.
They looked at my face and frowned in confusion.
"What'd you do? Your face is all glowy."
"Who knows?"
I whistled casually and glanced at the Damp Witch squirming beside me. Reina caught it immediately.
She sniffed at me intently.
"That smell. You did it again, didn't you? No wonder you took so long with that brute strength of yours."
Brute strength? Harsh.
"Hey, it happens. Why pick on sweet little Eun-ha?"
"No, Su-ji. You've been way too soft on Yoo Eun-ha lately. Look at this—the girls just keep piling up. And this one's a diplomatic landmine."
Su-ji defended me while Reina nagged. Choi Sia just smirked quietly, playing the Si-woo role and staying out of it from the back.
"Ah, she's my sex slave."
"What?"
Bzzzzt.
Right on cue, I fiddled with the remote. The Damp Witch's eyes glazed over, then rolled back as she clamped her thighs together.
"Eek!? Uh... ahhn!"
"See? She can't say a word no matter what I do to her."
After squeezing her legs together for a good while, she collapsed in a heap when I turned off the vibe.
"What the hell did you do to her?"
"Threatened to leak all her nudes. No choice but to obey."
Reina shot me a look of pure disdain.
"Wow. How'd I end up tangled with a girl like you? What if I hadn't cleared the World Tree path? You planning to kidnap me too?"
"Would've locked you up and made you mine anyway."
"I hate that kind of play, so don't get my hopes up."
"Tch."
"Got it? So, Eun-ha, you..."
I was tuning out Reina's lecture when Shinohara Kotone approached from the corner, smiling warmly.
"You broke through Yoo Eun-ha too, huh? Took you longer than expected, though?"
Not mocking—just genuine curiosity in her voice.
She'd probably seen my videos online somewhere.
Questioning why someone with my power took so long.
I flicked my eyes toward Rosemary.
"Ah, had some stuff going on with Rosemary."
"Oh, I see."
"Yoo Eun-ha!"
What now? Ping Tao?
"Fight me!"
She whipped out her spear and charged. What a psycho.
"Why should I?"
"That bitch hit me on the way here. I'm taking it out on you."
Kotone whispered in my ear.
Ah, so that's the deep story.
Bottom line: shit personality. Got smacked somewhere and dumping it on me.
"Guess I look like an easy mark, huh?"
"I'm Ping Tao of Great China! Yoo Eun-ha! If you're a martial artist, face me!"
Hate these martial villain types. Park Jun-hyuk as a girl hopped up on Chinese pride? That's her vibe.
"How can a person's name be Ping Tao?"
I knew the name, but it cracked me up every time.
"Pfft!"
Kotone covered her mouth and giggled cutely.
Ping Tao, huh. Normally, she'd pick a fight with Choi Si-woo, not me.
Do I really need to bother? She's worse than Blazing Bat—a total pain.
She's a heroine, but I have zero plans to use her as one.
Too much hassle. All brawn and reckless, she kept screwing over the protagonist Si-woo in the original.
Whatever sparked this, Yuzuki must've pissed her off.
Who does Ping Tao remind me of right now?
Yeah. Park Jun-hyuk as a girl high on Chinese supremacy.
And her constellation? Samael. The one Su-ji crushed in the Fragment of the War God.
Do I need to deal with her?
Maybe end it at Su-ji level?
"You want me to handle her?"
"Yeah."
"I don't listen to weaklings."
"What?"
Deaf at her age? Dementia?
"Especially rude bitches like you. Even a truckload of nudes wouldn't turn me on."
Chinese girls just don't do it for me, weirdly.
To get me going, they'd need serious effort. But with her weird martial artist schtick from birth? No chance.
Whereas Kotone's pure, elegant face makes me want to corrupt it with pleasure. Adorable.
Should I confess?
I already bagged Rosemary. Japan's power player? Why not. Even Ha Jung-seok—if he turned into a beauty, I'd claim him proudly.
"I'm rude?"
Common sense: we're in dungeon training. Challenging me to a duel out of nowhere? Too much.
"We're in dungeon training right now. No clue where you got smacked, but don't dump it on me. I'm not weak enough for you."
I was enjoying my post-Damp Witch fun, and now the mood's ruined.
"If you won't come to me, I'll come to you!"
Ignoring me completely, Ping Tao finally drew her spear.
Boom!
Before she could charge, an axe came flying down on her.
Ping Tao, the Shooting Star of China, didn't die from that. She dodged Su-ji's swing by twisting aside.
But that wasn't the issue.
Anxiety flickered in Ping Tao's eyes.
Makes sense. Even charging me, she hadn't anticipated Su-ji's instant attack—nearly ate it full-on.
Her cadet uniform was already torn where the axe had grazed.
"What the—"
"You nearly died to my attack, and you wanna face Eun-ha? Think you stand a chance?"
Su-ji slung the axe over her shoulder, smirking wickedly.
"What?"
"Eun-ha's way stronger than me. And you're weaker than me."
Su-ji grinned chillingly.
Looked ready to lop Ping Tao's head off with that axe any second.
She hadn't even used her Flame Spear—just some razor-sharp axe from who-knows-where.
Choi Sia, dropping her Si-woo act, drew her sword to watch Ping Tao warily.
"Looks like China's still hyping you up as some big deal. You said you came to broaden your horizons during intros—perfect chance."
She's got my mocking down pat.
Why's Yuzuki so shocked, though?
Did she underestimate Su-ji and Sia too? Or bad intel?
Makes sense—even Hansung doesn't know Su-ji and Sia awakened. No way Japan's in the loop.
"By the way, Su-ji and Si-woo lost to me. Reina squeals every night."
"What are you talking about!?"
Su-ji and Sia had lost to me in various ways.
And Reina, whom I'd neglected lately, got ravished by me every night.
"What?"
"Simple terms: you're the weakest here."
"How dare you insult me!"
Insult? Nah, she's Park Ji-su tier at best. She's just screwed picking me and the heroines first.
Started with Shinohara Yuzuki, and now she can't even squeak against us. Poor girl.
Her skills are top-tier among original heroines.
Even now, not sure if Reina or Su-ji could beat her.
"Yeah? You really think you can take me?"
Crazy dogs need short leashes. Better rein her in here. Kotone's already hyped her enough.
No choice—I drew my sword, wrapping it in white flames.
Shinohara Kotone's eyes sparkled. Ping Tao grinned, thinking I'd finally bite.
Not my type to play along.
But to put Ping Tao in her place even a little, this was the way.
"Y-Yoo Eun-ha!"
"Yeah?"
"I'll let you grope my boobs, so hold off for now!"
Reina bargained with her chest out of nowhere.
Ooh, boobs? I could compromise on that.
We're in a dungeon, cadets everywhere, and she pulls this? Fully committing to the wife act?
Does she think I'd lose to a beer-bellied hag like her?
"Worried about me?"
"No, worried about the dungeon. You break it, you pay."
Dungeon over me? Rude.
"Fine. But I grope here?"
I mimed kneading the air like her tits. Reina looked grossed out.
Don't stare like that—it turns me on.
"W-Wait a sec. Other people are here! Can't you read the room?"
"The other teams aren't coming."
"What about Kotone?"
"Kotone-chan already knows all about me."
I glanced at her with a sly smile. Kotone met my eyes with interest and nodded.
"See? She's cool with it."
"Hey. What about me?"
Beer-name bitch ruining the mood. Right now, I'm focused on Reina's rack.
"Yo, we gotta clear this dungeon first. Don't fuck up our scores just 'cause you're hotheaded."
"Running away?"
"That's why you're so self-centered? Fine if you tank your life solo, but we're thinking grades."
For me, Si-woo, and the heroines, scores didn't matter.
Our power alone got us anywhere. But Ping Tao needed some mental maturing.
"Ugh."
"That's what you get?"
She scowled hard at my words.
"So, what's the boss here?"
Su-ji tilted her head at me.
"Giant Glass Peacock. Boss that sprays glass shards. Super tough."
"Means anything to us?"
Nope. Me, Si-woo, heroines—all awakened. No point fighting a mid-tier Glass Peacock.
Our teamwork was peak. Park Ji-su and others were iffy, but solid for Class A cadets.
Original story had guilds teach teamwork later anyway. Real problem? Beer bitch over there.
Ping Tao glaring daggers at me.
"Doesn't matter. We farm it and done. Just risks our scores tanking 'cause of her."
"You mocking me now?"
After all the shit she pulled.
If she pushes it, I've got plans. Time to fuck her up proper.
I tilted my head with a sly grin.
"You think you can take the Glass Peacock?"
"You look down on me?"
"You've been getting bodied by us this whole time."
True story.
She clenched her fists, trembling, speechless 'cause facts.
"Fine! I'll solo it!"
Idiot. Fell for it again.