Chapter 121
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 121
Chapter Title: Catfight
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Cheonan and Chungju were regions teeming with villains from Chungcheong Province.
Thus, the Hundred Flowers Cult could seize control of the entire province simply by conquering these two areas.
However, the Cheonan subjugation squad was caught in internal strife, with Yoo Eun-ha's two women facing off against each other.
"How about we settle who's on top and who's on bottom today?"
"You started it first, didn't you? You know full well who my constellation is."
"Oh my, would a constellation attached to a slut like you really be the God of War?"
"What? You done talking?"
As Reina and Han Su-ji sparked off each other, the monsters backed away from the two women.
No one wanted to get caught in the middle— they'd be lucky to come out in one piece.
"Shouldn't we stop them?"
"How? Let them have it out, and they'll both cool off."
"Yeah, they're not gonna kill each other."
They decided to just watch from afar.
The monsters weren't even worthy opponents anyway. Trying to intervene would just get them crushed in the crossfire like shrimp between whales.
Better to spectate and stay safe.
"What are you waiting for? Come on!"
"I'll yield the first strike."
"Ha! There's ignoring someone, and then there's this. You think I can't fight up close just because I'm ranged? Don't regret it!"
Reina fired a Corrosive Arrow.
Boom!
"Heh. That your best shot?"
"You damn woman!"
Boom! Boom!
Every time Reina's Corrosive Arrow detonated, Han Su-ji dodged nimbly.
Naturally, Reina wasn't pleased with Han Su-ji's agility.
"You're quick, like a little rat."
"So? Pissed yet? Even like that, you can't touch me!"
"Oh? Can you dodge this too?"
Whoosh! Boom!
Han Su-ji evaded the three arrows Reina loosed while closing in rapidly, Flame Spear at the ready.
"Told you it's no good! Huh?"
But Reina wasn't one to underestimate.
A mana bomb had already materialized between them, floating menacingly.
And it flew straight at Han Su-ji.
"Are you an idiot? You think an archer wouldn't prepare for close quarters?"
Boom!
The mana bomb exploding on Han Su-ji's body didn't cause real harm, but it was perfect for riling her up.
"You damn elf-eared bitch!"
"Oh dear, is that hothead red hair making you so impulsive?"
Han Su-ji's spear burned brighter and redder than ever.
Reina's arrows grazed Han Su-ji repeatedly, honing their accuracy.
Boom! Kaboom! Boom!
The chaos of explosions was so deafening that nearby Chungcheong villains preparing for battle got caught in the blasts, their backs bursting open like shrimp in a whale fight.
The area was long since reduced to rubble—no intact buildings left. Only the Hundred Flowers Cult monsters had wisely retreated to a safe distance, waiting for the fight to end.
The Bomb Murderer Ceres was no exception.
On the surface, he pushed Chair King Park Chun-sik as Chungcheong's top villain, but the true boss ruling the province was the Bomb Murderer himself.
Bomb Murderer Ceres—a villain with the ability to create bombs.
His real name was Won Du-sik, but he dubbed himself Ceres despite being Korean, hating his birth name.
His afro head mimicked his bomb explosions, and his blackened skin like a black man's made him seem like small fry at first glance—a misjudgment that let him crush countless villains eyeing his turf.
This time would be no different.
He'd protected his subordinates and territory before.
Now, he'd crush these intruders attacking his domain and safeguard his wailing minions.
But these invaders weren't your run-of-the-mill rabble.
"C-Ceres! Get out of there, quick!"
"No! What kind of thick-headed fools invade someone else's front yard..."
A massive arrow pulsing with ominous energy crashed down before Ceres.
Kaboom!
Even just the shockwave yanked out every hair from Ceres's scalp, thanks to the Black Hole passive on Reina's Corrosive Arrow.
Ceres himself was charred black from the mana blast.
"C-Ceres!"
"What the hell? Who're these nobodies?"
"You damn bitches! I'll avenge Lord Ceres!"
Turning at the commotion behind, she saw villains clutching a pitch-black corpse, wailing hysterically.
Ceres? Who was that?
To Reina and Han Su-ji, Ceres was just another shrimp back.
"Who's Ceres?"
"Beats me. Some guy who got in our fight?"
"Whatever, just another small fry."
The once-dominant ruler of Chungcheong had been reduced to trash.
His loyalists couldn't stomach the insult and charged Han Su-ji.
"Die!"
Crunch!
The outcome was obvious.
Ceres's minions had their heads split clean in half, no survivors.
"Ah, these guys don't even have a good crunch."
"Just instant-delete like I do. Why bother cracking skulls? Brain matter on an axe is kinda gross, honestly."
Reina grimaced at the gore on Han Su-ji's axe.
Washing that every time must suck. Why not just arrow them cleanly? Sure, non-direct hits looked gruesome, but better than smashing brains yourself.
"It's about the impact feel, the impact."
"Let's stop. Eun-ha will get mad later."
"Yeah. She said we're building a city. And look, everything's smashed."
The surroundings were utterly devastated.
They couldn't hide it, or who'd know what they'd hear.
"We didn't do anything, got it?"
"Yeah."
No matter how they fought, they were Yoo Eun-ha's bitches. They couldn't afford to look bad to her.
Beyond love, their monster instincts demanded loyalty to her—they wouldn't tarnish their master's face.
But they didn't know.
That Yoo Eun-ha was searching for Ceres to conquer Chungcheong.
While hunting the Bomb Murderer Ceres, I got some unexpected news.
My two bitches had offed him.
Bomb Murderer Ceres. Dead before I even saw him.
"Chungcheong is ours now! Long live the Hundred Flowers Cult!"
Hooray!
Finally, Chungcheong was mine. Part of me wanted to swallow everywhere but Seoul while I was at it. But that'd make me a traitor.
No, should I? Thinking of Ha Jung-seok, it doesn't matter who's president—they're all the same.
A Yongyong Kingdom dictatorship isn't bad.
Calling in pretty girls every day, heh heh heh.
Fun just imagining it. Not that I'd actually do it. Even I know I'd ruin the country ruling like that.
"You girls did great. Taking down Ceres and all. But the fight looks pretty intense, huh?"
In my mind, Ceres wasn't that strong. Was he unexpectedly tough for these two?
If he died in the gate frenzy after that girl named Yoo Eun-ha blew up, maybe they let their guard down?
Either way, neither Reina nor Han Su-ji were ones to take hits easily.
"Uh. Yeah."
"Y-Yeah. He blew everything up like a true bomb freak. We tried protecting buildings, but as you see, it's all rubble."
Looking around, it was total devastation.
Every structure pulverized. That Ceres guy...
Well, nothing for it.
"Can't be helped. You did well, so here's your reward. What do you want?"
"Um. Like with Choi Si-woo. I wanna cuddle up."
Oh ho, that's what she wanted. Easy anytime.
"Reina. Conscience."
"Shut it! When else if not now?"
Tsk tsk tsk. Scheming so hard for my affection.
So lovable. Wanna hug and pound her right now.
Rachel's taking my time lately, but after, sure.
"Got it. I'll take care of my bitches."
"Th-Then I wanna sleep impaled on that tail."
Han Su-ji said with a sultry expression.
What, that's all? Easy. Pound her with the massive tail dick, simple. A play I wanna try too.
"Won't your shape get used to it? I'll stretch you huge when I go in."
To feel pussy grip, gotta start big.
"You'll take responsibility forever, right? Even if it gapes like a jar."
"Obviously. Deal."
If that's her wish, no other cock will satisfy.
Not handing her off anyway.
"Tsk tsk. That jealous, huh?"
"You a real man? Still can't wrap my head around it. In my memories, Choi Si-woo was top among cadets."
Choi Si-woo sneered, and uncomfortable Reina replied.
"Oh, didn't I say? This ain't plain Choi Si-woo. He's mixed with Lust, so he's Lust wearing Choi Si-woo."
A hybrid Choi Si-woo, basically.
"A sin?"
"Yeah. Lucky it's Lust. Makes his sex drive stronger than yours, so I manage him."
"That thing you mentioned before wasn't a joke?"
I'd brought it up once.
"Totally serious."
"Without my management, he'd be cock-hunting."
This bitch. Seducing me now?
Unforgivable. Gotta keep Choi Si-woo jerking solo.
"See? Cocky talk like that means I gotta manage you. Right?"
"Looks to me like your brain's full of sex and you're provoking me for it."
Honestly, yeah. But if I don't treat her right, she'll bolt chasing dick.
That slut habit in Choi Si-woo needs my tail discipline.
"Nope. Without Eun-ha, I'd be dick-hunting in a day."
"So vulgar. Picking the trashiest words."
Yeah. Who'd think she's a Divine Sword user?
At a glance, just a whore.
"Eun-ha made me this way, after all."
Choi Si-woo slyly snuggled against me. So seductive.
"You slutty bitch. Anyway, all the Chungcheong folks surrendered?"
"Yeah. They all know you. Said they'll follow."
Monsters submit to the strong.
That's their instinct. Ideally all pretty girls, but sadly lots of guys.
Fewer than girls, sure. Can fuck girls, not guys—problem.
Yongyong only likes females, so fewer males better.
Birth rates? Irrelevant for monsters.
More importantly: even with population boom, lingering threats are trouble.
"We got all the real trash, right?"
Like scary aunties eyeing my spot. Or 10-ton aunties. Hate those.
"Yeah. All caught."
I want true subordinates, not fake thugs. Cull the useless.
"Population count?"
"Census says over 500,000 easy."
500k? Small country level.
"Already?"
Hours since conquest?
"Most are monster habitats or villains, so leaders knew headcounts. Some uncounted, but confirmed so far is 500k. More to come, probably a lot."
Minimum 500k, could grow.
"Most usable as military?"
"About 480k semi-monsterized, 20k full combat-ready monsters."
China pushes south, we can clash.
Down to Chungcheong, already 20k monsters. Original story had almost none. Who knew me not dying would alter history this much.
Original survivors were rare.
"Deploy old Black God Cult execs as Hundred Flowers execs everywhere to manage monsters."
Stationed brought execs in least-damaged buildings as admin hubs, then Kate'd back to Songdo.
Mentally drained.
Chungcheong's just the start.
Tasks for Choi Si-woo and others first.
"Check Choi Si-woo's integrated monsters for combat deployables to Songdo."
"Got it."
Guild alliance fight over, but future unknown. Ha Jung-seok, hair-pulled, might swallow pride and drag in Shinsengumi.
Trouble. Right?
"Han Su-ji, train semi-monsterized volunteers for military."
Since author Yoo Eun-ha raised sin issues, prep early.
Hunter era advanced mana melee, so War God-backed Han Su-ji perfect for training monsters.
Cheonsan Group's pitching in buildings up to Gyeonggi.
"Okay."
"Reina, you've worked hard—rest up."
"And Eun-ha?"
Me? Got work.
I gave my heroines wry smiles.
"Gotta face Rachel."
Sun dipping low, I dawdled back to the penthouse.
Waiting: Rachel in lingerie.
"Done running around? Follow me in."
Scary face on Rachel.
No, I was gonna tail her anyway.
Husband works hard outside, then straight to sex? What manners? "Running around"—I'm scheming big, not playing. How can she say such callous shit?
And dinner first, no?
"Uh. W-Wait. At least dinner."
"Monsters don't need food anyway."
"No, need fuel to perform. Understood. My thinking was short-sighted."
Couldn't resist Rachel's glare.
Thus, dragged by Rachel, I got slick-tail pounded.