Chapter 117
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 117
Chapter Title: Anyone Who Touches Little Yongyong Gets Absolutely Fucked
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Nolbu glared at me, his face drained of all color, turning pale as a ghost.
"You crazy bitch! Fine! Why the hell are you suddenly talking about chicken?!"
"Your wife bragged about how delicious her chicken was, so even though I'm a villain, I disguised myself and went to try it. And guess what? The legs and wings were completely missing! How can you scam customers like that?"
I hurled the chicken box straight at Nolbu's face.
His underlings managed to catch it instead, but Nolbu looked shocked by my words—bloodshot veins bulging in his eyes.
Of course he was. Nolbu Chicken was about to expand into a chain soon. This was the critical moment for building their brand image, and I'd just wrecked it.
"N-No way!"
"It's all on CCTV and cameras, so go check it yourself!"
"Fine, let's say that's true! What does that have to do with the spaceship? It's been inspected multiple times by the International Magic Engineering Research Institute!"
Oh, ditching the chicken for the spaceship, huh? Wise choice. I gave him a mental round of applause through gritted teeth and walked toward the ship.
"Is that so?"
"Yes! Quit yapping nonsense!"
"Whatever you say~"
"You damn bitch! Get off that spaceship right now! Let's settle this—you die, I die!"
"Who am I?"
"Who else? A villain!"
Right on the money. I'm a villain. So what would Yongyong, who's targeting this spaceship, do next?
Looks like I need to etch it into that idiot's thick skull.
"Okay then. What would an pissed-off villain do to this spaceship right now?"
Baby Yongyong approached the spaceship and pulled a bomb from her bosom. The wicked Nolbu waved his hands desperately, staring in vain.
"N-No! Don't!"
"This bomb is a mana bomb I gathered and crafted from my overflowing reserves. It'll have a massive effect on a mana-powered spaceship like this."
"D-Don't do it!"
"Just the spaceship. Let's blow it up."
Baby Yongyong tossed the bomb inside the spaceship.
Boom! Kaboom! Bang!
It started exploding spectacularly from within.
Whether it was a chain reaction or not, blasts began ripping through the lower levels, tearing the ship apart.
"Oh God... This can't be happening. How did it come to this? Do you know how much money I've poured into it?!"
"Whoa~ I can hear the stocks crashing!"
Even as Nolbu stared in despair, the spaceship kept exploding relentlessly.
With each blast, his eyes bulged wider, nearly popping out.
Bang! Boom! Kaboom!
"You... you crazy bitch! Stop! Stop it! Do you know how much of my money went into this?!"
"Your money? It's your money, sure! Blame your wife for not frying the chicken right."
Crunch! Crack!
With its internals completely wrecked, the spaceship's exterior durability gave out, and it began disintegrating.
Just as Nolbu's spaceship was getting pulverized, I spotted a few hunters from the guild alliance—the ones I'd seen before—rushing over.
He must've called for backup.
Instead of charging in himself, he'd summoned ranged ability users to protect his precious ship?
Looking at Nolbu's side, the reinforcements included Ji-yeon—who I'd turned into a limp slug just hours ago by ravaging her body—and Cha Ji-eun, next on my list to devour.
"What are you idiots doing? Hurry up and catch her! We have to salvage whatever spaceship fragments we can!"
"Be real. I came thinking it was someone else, and it's Baekhwa? Trying to catch her means no fragments left."
Cha Ji-eun's face turned blue; she clearly didn't want to face me after our last fight.
She seemed to have just followed the backup request blindly.
"What about you?"
"I've got tremors lately. Might end up blasting the spaceship too."
Ji-yeon spotted me and immediately backed out.
"Ugh, you useless bitches!"
"You called us because you couldn't handle it yourself, and now we're the hassle?"
"Then what? No way to stop her?"
"The others have high destructive power too—what do you expect? Call Noah if you're desperate."
Noah could handle scents, so that might work. At least it'd chase me off the ship.
But I didn't think Ji-yeon recommended her lightly.
"Are you kidding? Noah's out in Hwanghae Province right now."
"Exactly why you should give up."
It was impossible from the start.
I didn't know why Noah was in Hwanghae, but by the time she returned, this ship would be scrap.
"So much money down the drain! Argh!"
"Serves you right for marrying a shitty wife."
"That Baekhwa... she's no ordinary psycho in my book."
"What?"
See? Ji-yeon was pissed, calling out her own boyfriend's girlfriend as crazy.
"Why?"
"N-Nothing."
Ji-yeon forced a straight face. Not wanting to make it awkward for her, I decided to head out.
But first.
I approached Nolbu, whose mental state was already shattered, treading carefully.
"Hey, buddy."
"What now."
Thwack!
"Gaaack!"
I crushed his balls with a kick.
As Nolbu foamed at the mouth and collapsed sideways, I used Kate, hidden by the spaceship debris, to open a gate.
Had to wrap this up quick before more hunters swarmed.
"Next stop: the Blue House."
I flashed Ji-yeon a sly wink before stepping through the gate to the Blue House bunker.
"Eek! B-Baekhwa!"
Slap!
I backhanded the Chief of Staff to the President, knocking him out. Then strode boldly toward Ha Jung-seok.
"What? That crazy bitch is back? What did I do to deserve this? What's her problem today?!"
That's when I spotted a bottle of liquor. Something I'd seen in Rachel's online shop before.
Rainbow Serpent Liquor?
"Oho. Rainbow Serpent Liquor, huh? So this makes hair grow well?"
Smart choice. Every time I yanked his hair, Ha Jung-seok ordered booze from Rachel. Talk about creative economics.
"What are you scheming? Don't tell me you're gonna—"
He flinched as I flexed my fingers like I was about to pluck his hair.
"If you don't want your hair pulled, help rebuild the land I conquered into a city."
Ha Jung-seok was a nutjob who valued himself above all.
Well, normal, but as a national leader prioritizing only himself—what kind of twisted fuck was he?
"You crazy bitch!"
"Want more pulled? I hear world leaders call you the Korean Crazy Egg?"
Whatever his past, if even the US President mocked him, that said it all.
"I want to, but there's no budget! We've already sunk everything into hunter training, national hunter promotion, and magic engineering development!"
Figured as much. That's why I want more.
This would naturally force Cheonsan Group's hand.
Nolbu? His spaceship was toast, and he was the type who hoarded every penny.
He probably planned to swallow Songdo whole by himself.
No way he'd pay now that the ship's gone.
So what's left?
"Pressure Cheonsan then."
"That's—"
"What? Can't do it? Should I rip every last hair off your balls too? Live on stream? Heard you're buddies with the US President? Ooh~ He'd love that. Right?"
Korean Crazy Egg was the US President's nickname for him first.
Probably rivals who clawed at each other's hair.
"Fine! I get it! Just stop!"
"Good. I'll let it slide."
He bought booze for my wife, after all.
And that marked the end of Nolbu Space Industries.
Countless companies had backed it, but one pissed-off Fallen Nun destroyed the spaceship over a chicken fiasco, dooming Nolbu's terraforming project.
Now, in Yi Yu-jin's chairman office at Cheonsan Group, we reviewed Nolbu's downfall together.
1. Baekhwa Beats Nolbu
2. Baekhwa and Nolbu Spaceship
3. Baekhwa Nolbu Chicken Controversy
4. Ha Jung-seok Baldy
5. Ha Jung-seok Hairless
Fuck. Why's Ha Jung-seok Bald still trending? Pisses me off.
T-tiTube had some decent videos up too. Like this one.
[“Baekhwa loves chicken, right? She risked the association's pursuit to hit up the popular Nolbu Chicken, but no legs or wings. Even chicken lovers would rage. Imagine how pissed a monster like Baekhwa got? She straight-up demolished Hunter No-Nolbu's spaceship with bombs. I was there— she was dead set on breaking his spirit. And that's how we learned No-Nolbu's wife A was exploiting her sister-in-law B.”]
[“So Baekhwa did a good deed this time?”]
[“Yeah. Cheonsan was building spaceships anyway. Some say it's payback against the government eyeing Songdo—the guy pushing that expedition hard was No-Nolbu.”]
[“She threatened President Ha for city reconstruction again. Thoughts?”]
[“Proof it's retaliation. Ha denies it, claims it's aid for isolated region citizens, but that's bullshit. W-What? Who are you guys?! Mmph!”]
A famous T-tiTuber sharing villain info, chatting with a self-proclaimed Baekhwa expert.
It happened just hours ago, and videos were already up.
Not my problem what happens to that so-called expert. Yi Yu-jin looked thrilled—guess crushing her rival made her day.
Makes sense.
"Thank you, Baekhwa-nim. Thanks to you, the opportunity shifts from Nolbu Industries to us. Launch in a week."
"Glad to hear it."
"President Ha's cooperation means we can support legitimately now. Once we launch, no company in Korea—no, the world—will rival us."
With Cheonsan's scale and my mana stone supply, it's feasible.
Cheonsan would lead the magic civilization boom.
"So, as promised?"
"Yes. We'll back you anytime."
Appreciated. But more to say.
"By the way?"
"More to discuss?"
Yeah. Something's been stinking up the place.
I pinched my nose with one hand and glared at Yi Yu-jin.
"Smells funky since earlier. Can we fix that?"
"Smell? What k—"
She started sniffing herself.
This woman is hopeless. How does she play dumb like that?
"You're reeking of pure female heat. Horny for me?"
"No, I'm not— Ahhn?!"
No my ass. Touch her, and her pussy's soaked. Total slut.
Just being near me gets her this wet? If she cums peeking at my sex, this bitch climaxes from proximity?
She knows my true identity.
That why? Thrill of chatting with a terror like me?
Unlike Rachel. Fear of how this evil dragon might toy with her—or devour her—turns to pleasure.
Fondling reveals a vibrating dildo in her pussy, another in her ass.
Double dildos. What a freak.
"Dildos in pussy and ass, and you say 'no'?"
Can't forgive this.
Pulling the pussy dildo out filled the office with her musky bitch scent.
My lust surged too.
Dildo drenched in sticky juices. The smell... damn.
I sucked it greedily without thinking.
"Th-This is..."
"Wanna be devoured by me?"
"N-No, I didn't—"
Her face flushed deeper, juices flowing more.
She wants it. This one's into that.
"You want it, right? Chomp chomp. By the evil dragon."
"Th-That's not—"
Shall I indulge her? Haven't eaten flesh lately, so vampire bites instead of shredding.
Crunch.
Strike while the iron's hot. I bit her shoulder, sinking teeth until blood flowed.
More gushing from below—like a waterfall.
Twitching deliciously. This demonic Yongyong has a talent for making women cum from bites alone.
"But hey."
"Hii! Hiiik!♥"
Just a bite, and she's limp, convulsing solo. Can't use her as main even as a bimbo.
Yi Yu-jin isn't prime material.
Maybe a occasional pet, but as heroine? Lacking.
She craves enslavement more. Cums from a nibble? Won't last long.
"That's enough for today."
"Haaang. Hnnngh."
I lifted her chin, locking eyes.
"Next time, I'll show you better. Prep yourself when I visit? Got it?"
"Y-Yes♥♥♥"
I tossed Yi Yu-jin aside carelessly and flew out.
Cheonsan Group's top dog, Korea's premier corporation, reduced to that. Hopeless.