Chapter 2
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 2
Chapter Title: Practical Evaluation
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Hero Choi Seulgi, ranked 2,840th in South Korea, was assisting with the practical exam at the Korean Hero Academy—the Academy. Helping out with the practical exam's ejaculation assistance paid an hourly rate not much different from a part-time gig, but it was the best side hustle because she could make eye contact with promising captain candidates. Not just anyone could do it even if they wanted to.
In that sense, Choi Seulgi felt lucky. For someone with no background whatsoever like her to land the Academy practical assistance role felt like a dream. Even if it was just for one day, she planned to enjoy it to the fullest.
It started at 9 a.m., and she'd dealt with twenty guys already. Not that she'd handled all of them herself. In fact, she hadn't even gotten to touch any of the boys' dicks.
They were all too embarrassed, so she never had to step in personally. There was a separate room inside the testing area, and the boys who couldn't handle having a female hero touch them took care of it alone in there. All twenty of them.
Honestly, it'd be a lie to say she wasn't disappointed. She'd signed up hoping to fondle some cute boys' dicks and help them ejaculate.
The boys felt repulsed at the idea of having a female hero touch their dicks or making them cum. No matter how much she tried to persuade them, it was useless. You couldn't overcome instincts etched into their very being with mere words.
"When did you first jerk off?"
"……."
That's why Choi Seulgi took an interest in Lee Hyunwoo. Unlike most boys these days, he seemed to work out. She could feel his broad, solid frame under the baggy gym clothes.
His way of speaking was intriguing too. If you had to describe the nature of his outward reluctance, the other boys showed displeasure like, Why do I have to tell you? But Lee Hyunwoo seemed more worried like, Is it okay to say this?
'Dignity Allowance, Living Support Fund... I've never seen a guy light up at the mention of that before.'
Most didn't care. No matter how much money was on the table, the majority just didn't want to cum. Even back when Choi Seulgi was a student at the Academy, plenty of boys had no interest in dealing with girls.
It was a natural reaction for those with low sex drives. If anything, it was the girls who fidgeted restlessly and clung to them. There wasn't much she could do about it.
"Tell me."
"...Uh, um... Fifth grade of elementary school?"
"That's when you first jerked off?"
"Yes."
Lee Hyunwoo answered vaguely, as if he wasn't entirely sure himself. But that was enough. Whether the margin of error was big or small, what mattered was that he'd brought it up himself. It was a huge bonus point.
"After that? Did you keep doing it?"
"...Isn't that obvious?"
"Oh..."
At Choi Seulgi's question, Lee Hyunwoo furrowed his brow. It was like the reaction you'd get from a nephew who's mastered multiplication tables when you ask him what one times three is—that dumbfounded look from his aunt like, You don't even know that?
'This guy's the real deal.'
Up until now, she'd struck out completely. Every single boy had handled their own ejaculation. For the entire hour, all Choi Seulgi had seen were containers full of milky semen. Precious test samples they couldn't afford to waste.
Her reason for taking this part-time job was to leave a good impression on the captain candidates, but she also harbored a hope of tasting a little of their fresh, just-ejaculated semen.
For that reason, she started harboring faint hopes for Lee Hyunwoo. Maybe he'd let her help him cum with her body. Maybe she'd get a taste of fresh semen in the process. That kind of expectation.
She knew it was a pipe dream, but she couldn't help clinging to it.
"How many times a month do you jerk off?"
"...Fifteen?"
"……."
Choi Seulgi swallowed hard. Not only had he started young, but he was ejaculating every other day. If he wasn't exaggerating and it was all true, he had unprecedented potential as a captain.
There was no reason for a boy to lie. The odds were high that Lee Hyunwoo was telling the truth. Her eyes sparkled like she'd struck gold.
"So you're still doing it steadily now?"
"Yes."
"...And you don't feel any particular aversion?"
"No."
With that, the dam broke. Lee Hyunwoo didn't hesitate to give even embarrassing answers. He enjoyed jerking off. He didn't hate it. Choi Seulgi began recording his responses verbatim.
The more she wrote, the more impressed she was. In this day and age, there were hardly any boys trying to become captains, but Lee Hyunwoo seemed utterly serious about it.
"On a scale of how strong is your sex drive, if your ideal type was lying naked in front of you?"
"Implicit permission?"
"Of course. The girl's waiting for you to pounce on her anytime."
"Assuming she won't report me later, I'd have my pants off in one second."
"...Really?"
Choi Seulgi licked her dry lips and gave him a sidelong glance. It was a playful answer, but it told her he had a decent sex drive.
Her eyes sharpened. Like a hungry bird of prey, she zeroed in on the captain candidate's crotch twitching under his clothes. He was half-erect already.
'This is the real deal...'
It was going to be a big one.
"I heard your answers loud and clear. Now we need to start the actual practical evaluation."
Choi Seulgi paused before continuing. She hoped this guy might actually let her lend a hand—
"Captain candidates have two options. First, cum right here with my help. Second, go into that room over there, do it alone, and bring it out. What do you want?"
"If I get the hero's help, how exactly would you help?"
"……."
Choi Seulgi's face twisted comically. She fought to suppress her crescent-moon eyes and twitching lips, but she couldn't hide her excitement.
"I-I-I'll jerk you off with my hand, suck you off with my mouth, whatever you want, I'll do it. A-Anything you want? How do you want to cum?"
She could still change her mind. They needed to get on with the practical evaluation. But Choi Seulgi's head was filled only with the captain candidate's dick and semen.
Her captain had quit, leaving her high and dry like a duck egg in the Nakdong River. With her middling hero rank, no one wanted to take her on. She was scraping by as a hero by force...
Fresh semen straight from a dick. Just one drop was worth ten times the effect of Dick Water (DW). She could hit a dungeon, clear a run, and have a month's living expenses covered. Her eyes couldn't help but glaze over.
Lee Hyunwoo spoke.
"With your mouth, please."
Choi Seulgi clasped her hands neatly and beamed.
"Of course! I-I'll suck you off real good!"
"Should I drop my pants?"
"Yeah."
She'd definitely started off in a seductive pose. To show off her charms to this first-time captain candidate. Her figure that swelled out where it should and curved in where it should—the body she'd proudly maintained since Busan Hero Academy.
That's why Choi Seulgi was dressed provocatively. A tight tank top clinging to her upper body, her midriff fully exposed, and hot pants that were too small and short. She'd done her best to stimulate the boys.
Of course, it was pointless. Her body didn't arouse the low-libido boys at all. Then she finally saw one getting hard just from looking at her.
Overcome with emotion, Choi Seulgi slid off her chair. She knelt before Lee Hyunwoo. It was almost instinctual. Seven years since graduating Hero Academy. One year since breaking up with her captain. But her body hadn't forgotten those experiences.
Lee Hyunwoo looked shocked. He stared down blankly at Choi Seulgi kneeling before him, unable to hide his fluster. He knew this wasn't a normal world, but he hadn't expected this level. Slowly, he pulled down his pants and underwear together.
Choi Seulgi's breathing grew ragged.
"Haa, haa...!"
A boy's dick that money couldn't buy swung free, announcing its presence.
Lee Hyunwoo said,
"Don't you measure size and girth? I heard online that the Academy practical measures everything."
"R-Right. We have to measure. Hold on a sec."
In her excitement over him entrusting his ejaculation to her, Choi Seulgi had momentarily forgotten the necessary procedures. It was understandable from her position. Every boy who'd come for the practical had gone into the room to measure privately. Forgetting dick measurement wasn't that odd.
Choi Seulgi hurriedly fetched the measurement device. It was a tube about the size of a person's forearm. You inserted the dick into the silicone interior, and it recorded various data.
Lee Hyunwoo muttered,
"It's an onahole."
"...You know what an onahole is?"
"I've seen one."
Squish-. Squeeze-.
Choi Seulgi squeezed a long stream of gel into the dick measurer. She spread it evenly inside for smooth insertion. Sticky gel coated her hands. The tacky feeling wasn't great.
"Just stick it in here."
Choi Seulgi spread the opening of the dick measurer. It felt just like parting pussy lips. That's how it looked to Lee Hyunwoo.
Plunge-.
Lee Hyunwoo didn't hesitate and shoved his dick into the onahole. The slick gel and silicone friction. He felt the stimulating tightness and let out a hot breath.
A hot girl holding an onahole right in front of him. The sight was visually arousing as hell. He might cum if he let his guard down.
Beep-. Bzzzt-. Beep, beep-.
The dick measurer scanned his erection. Length, girth, rigidity, blood flow, testosterone levels—
Choi Seulgi checked the values on the monitor.
'...Top-tier specs.'
Even if Lee Hyunwoo's sex drive was zero, these stats would pass him. The moment he graduated normally, chaebol groups and top guilds would fight to recruit him. That's how impressive his dick was.
And she had the chance to taste it.
"A-A-Alright, shall we start the ejaculation procedure?"
Choi Seulgi couldn't control her trembling voice. She'd shown an embarrassing side in front of this captain candidate. But pride and face meant nothing to her now.
Pride wouldn't feed her semen. She'd learned that truth long ago through her career struggles. It was the harsh reality of hero life.