Chapter 1
Chapter 1
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: Acquiring the Warp Ability
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Namcheon University Hunter Department, first-year student. Kim Joo-hyuk.
That's my name.
The reason I got into the Hunter Department? Nothing special. Hunters get respect in society. They make a ton of money. And if you've got skills, even if your face is wrecked, girls still flock to you.
So I applied to the Hunter Department to become one.
My high school grades were shit, but admission and graduation from the Hunter Department hinged on whether you awakened an ability, so it didn't matter.
"But fuck, I never thought I'd end up with this garbage-ass ability."
⚔ STATUS ⚔ ⚡ Strength: F Generally, ability ranks go from F as the lowest to S as the highest. Strength F is just about twice as strong as an average adult male.
In a world where everyone else is a non-awakener civilian, having Strength F alone might seem decent, but this world is overflowing with awakened hunters.
In other words...
My ability is straight-up trash.
"Fuck, even as a hunter, after graduation, am I doomed to be a porter or some shit?"
The infamous 'porter.'
It's a job where you lug a backpack into dungeons, collecting magic stones and monster byproducts from what the hunters kill and haul them out. The work is filthy hard, there's a real risk of death, and the pay sucks.
Plus, watching my classmates make it big as hunters while I get bossed around by them or underclassmen as a porter? Honestly, it's fucking depressing.
Right now, my goal was to somehow pick up a decent ability in the Hunter Department and live proudly as a hunter.
And though the odds were slim, awakening didn't always end after the first time—there were rare special cases. I had to bet on that.
I'd set that modest goal for myself when a text came in on my phone.
[Seo Jin-ah: Hey, Kim Joo-hyuk. You finish compiling the dungeon intel for next week?]
[Me: Not yet.]
[Seo Jin-ah: Then start now. Your ability's already useless in the dungeon, so you gotta hustle on the other stuff, right?]
This fucking bitch?
Does she think I asked for this shit ability just to suck in the dungeon? She's got that plump, juicy ass—if I spanked it once, she'd probably squeal and cry like a baby—yet she talks like a total asshole.
Of course, I didn't actually send that thought.
[Me: Yeah, sorry. I'll get on it right now.]
Group projects are supposed to mean everyone pitches in together, not one guy doing all the work. But even under Seo Jin-ah's tyranny, the other group members just sat there quietly.
The reason? Simple.
Seo Jin-ah was that precious healer.
A healer, even if just E- rank.
There's a world of difference between Strength F and Healing E-. Right after graduation, I've got no options but porter, while a healer can land a job at a major hospital.
Even an F-rank healer outperforms any modern doctor by miles, so hospitals snatch up anyone with healing abilities.
Out of the 50 spots in our Hunter Department Class A, only 2 or 3 have healing skills. Even an idiot can see why healers get treated like royalty.
'But fuck, it sucks being the only one taking all her shit.'
The first time we met for the group project, staring at Seo Jin-ah's ass for a solid 10 minutes was my biggest mistake.
After hearing about my Strength F, she made no effort to hide her disappointment and turned away, treating me like dirt while being all sweet to the others.
I knew I was useless in the dungeon, so I let it slide at first, but I couldn't stop my eyes from drifting to her ass.
Honestly, when a guy checks out a girl, aren't the top three face, tits, and ass? She was flaunting that ass right in my line of sight like I didn't even exist, so I just enjoyed the view.
The problem? My gaze stayed glued to her ass even after she turned around.
Ever since, she'd branded me a total perv. Truth is, every other guy sneaks peeks at her body too, but I'm the only one taking the full heat.
'Fucking bitch. But damn, that ass is prime real estate.'
It looked just like the premium onahole that took my high school virginity—couldn't look away.
"Seriously, one day I gotta put her in her place."
Plenty of ideas came to mind right away.
Pin her down by force and fuck her brains out, or lure her to a secluded spot under the guise of research and rail her.
Problem is, that shit could land me in prison.
No thanks to ruining my life over one quick nut.
'Fuck, isn't there some OP ability I could get for free?'
If I had it, I'd use it like a champ.
I was rummaging through my hentai stash to warm up for my daily routine of three faps when it happened.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Congratulations. You have awakened the Warp ability. A window popped up in front of my eyes.
"Warp? As in what I'm thinking?"
In sci-fi stuff, warp was when ships jumped to specific coordinates in space, right?
"Wait. Does that mean I can teleport now?"
Teleportation ability users are insanely rare—maybe a handful worldwide. Treatment varies by distance and what you can move, sure.
But it's leagues beyond my pathetic Strength F trash ability.
"Jackpot."
But how the hell do I use it?
Common abilities have guides online, but rare ones? Sometimes zero info.
Thankfully, the internet—veteran of 20 years of porn and hentai hunts—had a journalist's interview with a teleporter explaining it.
[If you're a teleportation user, vividly imagine the place you want to go in your mind. If you truly, desperately wish to be there, you'll arrive.]
I desperately wished for the women's bathhouse.
But... nothing happened.
"What the?"
Scrolling down, it said the odds go up if you've actually been there before.
"Fuck me."
Why bury the crucial info at the bottom?
The women's bathhouse from my childhood is still open, but no young chicks go there anymore.
In other words, my eyes nearly got nuked!!!
Thank fuck the ability didn't trigger...
Then my phone rang.
- Hey, Kim Joo-hyuk. You actually doing the research properly?
"Yeah. Why?"
- I just can't shake the feeling you're slacking off. Send me what you've compiled right now.
???
What the fuck, is she my wife or something?
Nosy as hell.
Of course, real-life me didn't have the balls to say that.
"That might take a bit..."
- Hey. You said you'd do it right away earlier. Was that a lie? Ha... This is exactly why Namcheon sucks. They let in any dog or pig, and our school's rep keeps tanking.
"..."
- Hey, Kim Joo-hyuk. You listening? Ha... How the hell are we supposed to raid a dungeon with trash like you? I'm giving you exactly one hour. Compile it all and send it. If not, I'll remove your name from the group project. Got it?
Seo Jin-ah said her piece and hung up.
"Argh, that fucking cunt. What now?"
Never wanted to pin her to the bed so bad.
That's when the anomaly hit.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Would you like to use Warp on Seo Jin-ah? "Huh?"
Why's it reacting now?
But the Warp ability took my startled reaction as confirmation.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Warp ability used on Seo Jin-ah. And right in front of me, inside a circular portal ring, an unfamiliar woman's feet began materializing.
You know that effect from sci-fi flicks? Yeah, like that.
I just stared blankly.
Feet first, then calves, thighs, and the grand prize... her ass...
Then it hit me—what if her face fully materialized?
Aaaahhh!!! What the hell are you?! Officer! This guy's kidnapping me! Help!!!
I could picture the future disaster. Looked like a total shitshow.
"Fuck, cancel Warp! Cancel!"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Warp function temporarily suspended. There is an obstacle at the warp destination. Confirm cancellation? Incompletely manifested body parts risk being severed. Confirm cancellation? "??? This thing's fucking psycho."
Trying to turn me into a murderer?
Shocker! Namcheon University freshman butchers classmate!
Luckily, I inputted the right command, averting a bloody mess.
"But what do I do with this?"
It twitched occasionally, which was kinda freaky, and I couldn't just leave a woman's lower half in my room.
Then the thought struck.
Couldn't I use this as an onahole substitute?
Perfectly manifested right up to the ass...
Even I had to admit it was a wild idea.
I grabbed some monster-binding rope from my dungeon gear and looped it around her ankles.
This way, less chance of injury. Plus, as a healer, she couldn't untie it solo anyway.
I approached Seo Jin-ah's still-jeaned ass and grabbed a handful with my palm.
"Kya. Feels fucking amazing."
"!?!?!?"
Her ass sensed something and started thrashing wildly. But whatever?
With your lower half tied down, what can you do?
"Jin-ah, mind if I borrow your pussy for a bit?"