All You Non-Fate Degens, Get the Hell Out of My Stream! (This Is Sieun's Broadcast)
I hummed thoughtfully. I'd boldly plopped myself down in Sieun noona's chair, but the truth was, I felt pretty lost.
After all, this was the first time I'd ever shown my face on stream completely alone.
I'd always just peeked out a little from beside Sieun noona. Hogging the entire screen by myself? Total first.
Sure, I had some natural broadcast sense, but that didn't mean I had the experience to run a whole show solo.
When I'd only appeared as a guest, there hadn't been any big problems. But trying to host everything myself made the whole thing feel overwhelmingly daunting.
And because I'd shown up, the chat had completely exploded...
Now what the hell was I supposed to do?
"Hmm... Everyone. First, can you stop spamming the chat for a second? It's scrolling so fast my head hurts."
Hmm. Okay.
Like I thought, words alone weren't going to calm the chat down.
But I'd expected this much.
I'd watched Sieun noona's streams enough to pick up some internet broadcasting know-how.
I knew exactly how to bring a chaotic chat back to normal.
The trick was to change the topic of conversation.
Honestly, the current state of the chat wasn't that bad.
The firepower was strong simply because everyone was excited that I'd shown my face.
It wasn't like the viewers had completely turned against me.
So if I switched up the subject, the chat should naturally settle back down.
"Thanks for welcoming me so enthusiastically, everyone~ As a token of my gratitude, how about we do a Q&A for the first time in a while? If you have any questions for me, feel free to ask."
My strategy was a success.
The chat that had been total mayhem started flowing exactly the way I wanted.
Viewers started hurling every question they wanted to ask me.
Hmm. The viewers of Sieun noona's stream sure have a lot of questions about me.
I couldn't answer all of them, so I'd have to pick a few decent ones and reply.
"I'm entering Korea University this time. My major is a secret."
"Hmm... Streaming, huh... It does seem like it could be fun, but it's too much of a hassle. I'd have to set up a computer, find a manager, all that stuff, right? Plus I'm starting school now, so I won't have time to stream anyway."
Looking at the chat, the public opinion toward Ha Sieun noona was surprisingly not that great.
Maybe because this was a female-dominated stream, they didn't baby her even though she was a woman too.
Still, this was going too far!
Insulting my precious family member, Sieun noona?
Even if I knew there was no real malice, I couldn't forgive it!
If her own family member didn't protect her, who would?!
I had to set this straight right now!
"Hey now. What's wrong with my noona? How pretty is my noona? If Sieun noona wasn't my actual blood-related sister? I would've confessed to her immediately!"
BANG!!!
"...What was that?"
I didn't know what it was, but an incredibly loud noise had come from inside the house.
For a second I thought a bomb had gone off.
Still, I wasn't particularly worried.
Because our house was full of ridiculously strong family members.
If anything dangerous happened, I believed my noonas would definitely protect me.
After being startled for a moment, I went back to running the stream.
Let's see... Should I finally answer that question that's been getting ignored since earlier?
Alright, alright. Your persistence is admirable, so I'll answer now.
So please stop spamming it.
"What have I been doing lately? Well... I've mostly just been lazing around at home, or killing time playing games. I've been pretty busy catching up on all the story I missed because of the CSAT."
Destiny.
The moment I saw that game title, my heart started pounding wildly.
I played a bunch of degenerate gacha games, and the one whose main story I'd been grinding today was exactly Destiny.
To think there were viewers in Sieun noona's stream who played Destiny too.
In an instant, an explosive sense of internal camaraderie burst into existence between the viewers and me.
"Whoa!! You guys know Destiny!!! So some of the people watching this stream play Destiny too!!"
Looking at the chat reactions, it seemed like around thirty percent of the viewers played Destiny.
The rest didn't seem particularly interested in the game.
Ha. That wouldn't do.
There was a game with an absolutely, positively, supremely amazing story, and they weren't playing it?
Wasn't that a total waste of a life?
It was seriously a game that every gamer should play at least once!
Yeah. No helping it.
In that case, I had no choice but to explain this godly masterpiece of a game to these ignorant viewers.
Since I didn't have any other content planned anyway, I might as well do a game explanation session.
"Alright. Everyone, I'm going to explain the greatest story masterpiece in the entire universe to you all. So please take your seats. The latest Destiny version just got updated, and it seriously delivered an all-time high point, you know? So you all absolutely have to play it."
Ah. I saw a comment that I simply couldn't ignore.
What? All you degenerate bastards can just leave?
This was a comment I absolutely could not tolerate.
I could endure any amount of sexual harassment directed at me, but I could never tolerate insults toward the games I played.
This was my pride!!
"Hey. Hey hey hey. This rude non-Fate degen has actually lost his mind. Anyone in my stream who doesn't know Destiny, just get the hell out right now!!!!"
In the end, I couldn't hold back anymore.
I had no interest in talking with viewers who didn't play Destiny, the greatest godly game of the year according to Forbes (not really).
I shouted at the ungrateful (not really) non-Fate degen viewers.
"From now on, chat control begins!!! If you want to live, shout 'Long live Destiny'!!!!"
Ah. Damn it.
I was getting a million won to stream in her place, so I'd tried to stay as well-behaved as possible, but it looked like that wasn't going to work.
It was all-or-nothing now.
Let's just die together.
I'd have to apologize to Sieun noona later, I guess.