Audrey's Monumental Realization
There were four dark elves in total. Each one was an elite operative. Perhaps because of that, they had all scattered across the city, enjoying their individual lives. I considered dealing with them one by one, but after hearing Beres's suggestion, I quickly changed my mind.
"Why bother? Let's just drag them all back to the mansion and wipe them out at once. Weren't you planning to handle this quietly anyway?"
She was right. I intended to deal with them on my own without informing the Empire. After all, the Empire never interfered with the elves, and the locals already knew the elves disliked having humans around. That was why no one ever visited their residence. This was an opportunity for me.
"We can play with them to our heart's content inside, then teleport them straight to the Goddess. How about that?"
'Heh. Not a bad idea.'
That meant I needed to gather all the elves voluntarily. While thinking of a good method, a brilliant idea suddenly came to me. I immediately ran straight to the Florian Lord's Mansion.
"Roana. Stamp this document for me."
"Pardon? For what reason…"
I figured I should at least tell this woman. If anyone from above ever asked about the elves, she could help cover for me.
"Actually, the thing is…"
I explained how the elves had tried to assassinate the princess and our group, and that they were spies sent with ambitions to conquer the Empire. The woman looked genuinely shocked. From her reaction, it seemed that even after watching them for years as the lady of the territory, she had never imagined they harbored such sinister intentions.
She wrote the document exactly as I instructed.
"Do I just need to stamp it? Is there anything else you need, Master?"
Master, huh. How adorable. I gave her plump rear a firm squeeze and replied.
"If everything goes well, I'll come running right back to reward you."
"…I'll be waiting♥"
She smiled with her eyes. With her husband gone—the man who used to constantly nag and oppress her—she had clearly gained confidence. I was curious how this woman, who once expressed her presence solely through her hips while being passive and introverted, would change from now on. I was genuinely looking forward to it.
With the document bearing the lord's seal in hand, I headed straight for the elves' residence. It was less a mansion and more a grand official residence. When I knocked on the gate, the door soon opened. However, the moment I stepped inside, it slammed shut behind me.
I walked calmly toward the massive building standing behind the garden, glancing around to take in my surroundings.
'I heard this building was quite splendid when it was first handed over to the elves…'
Now, neglected for years, it had lost all its color to time. Still, the walls, garden, building, and even the roof were completely covered in lush greenery, giving the place a rather charming atmosphere.
I arrived at the door. Just as I was about to knock, it opened again.
'Interesting. Was that a spirit just now?'
— Yeah. A high-ranking wind spirit.
For a moment, I thought it was a ghost when I saw the pale, humanoid shape. More importantly, I could actually see the spirit now.
— You're a quarter-demon now, after all.
Right. That was true. I scanned the area, memorizing the layout. I almost tried circulating my mana but decided against it at Beres's suggestion to keep my power hidden.
A cluster of blue flower petals swirled in front of me, catching my eye. It was as if they were beckoning me to follow. Of course, it was the spirit playing around, clearly under the impression that I was just an ordinary human.
The spirit guided me to a room on the second floor. When the door opened, I saw a space filled with green stems, leaves, and hyacinths everywhere. Amidst them stood an elf carefully examining each one.
She had golden-blonde hair that reached her waist. But the moment I saw the countless sword scars on the back of her hand, I instinctively knew she was Serendia, the governor dispatched here.
'Beres, how strong does she look?'
— Mid-level Sword Master. In human knight standards, that's the highest tier. Top 0.1%.
'She's strong.'
— What? Scared?
Not a chance. Still, if I had encountered her on a battlefield, I would have had to fight for my life. That was how monstrous mid-level Sword Masters were. Even a professor marked as the next academy head would need to stake his neck on a gamble to face one.
'Well, this time it's an ambush, so it doesn't matter.'
I approached her and handed over the document Roana had prepared. The elf unfolded it. She seemed able to read human writing, as she scanned the entire page before asking just one question.
"So, you're saying none of the elves are allowed to take even a single step outside this residence?"
"That's correct. Therefore, I would appreciate it if you could relay this information as quickly as possible and ensure every elf follows the order."
I added a few more words.
"Once everyone has gathered, we will also conduct an investigation. I would be grateful if you could cooperate fully at that time."
"Understood."
With that, my meeting with the elf governor came to an end. The moment I stepped outside the residence gate, the door slammed shut behind me. People passing by on the street gave me curious looks. When I asked the shop owner across the street why, he replied,
"The door hasn't opened even once in the past two or three years."
The elves came and went through the air, so they never used the gate in the first place.
'Not bad. Should we just turn this into our secret hideout?'
— Sounds good. An extraterritorial zone! Perfect fit.
Having decided to claim the elf residence as our personal property, Beres and I returned to the princess's villa. Now that we had a hideout, we needed someone to manage it, didn't we?
The room was lavishly decorated with ornate designs and furniture. In the center, on the bed, a woman was panting heavily. Above her crotch, a small fish was thrusting forward with all its might.
"Hngh… Hah… Ahh… Harder, Undi…! (Elvish)"
An elf woman masturbating in broad daylight… No, an elf. It was none other than Audrey.
"Ahh… Aang… Kael, you're so annoying…! (Elvish)"
Amidst the ecstatic pleasure, Audrey hiccuped and recalled the events of the previous night. She had tried to offer him as a sacrifice for the sealing ritual, only to be counterattacked. Then came the absurd events that followed—being raped by livestock in front of countless fish(?), and even signing a slave contract afterward. The shock was so overwhelming that tears streamed endlessly from her eyes.
The most shocking part was becoming a surrogate mother for the fish. No matter how many centuries she had lived, she couldn't help but cry. She had to give birth to fish in a week…
Yet strangely, after crying her heart out, Audrey suddenly felt her sexual desire flare up. In a way, it was only natural—she was the infamous masturbation addict who pleasured herself more than ten times a day.
'B-But why doesn't it feel the same?'
It was odd. Why did masturbating no longer feel like it used to? Something was missing. No, a lot was missing. Even when she urged Undi on, the sudden hunger inside her remained unsatisfied. Instead, only the image of that beast's(?) massive thing came to mind.
"Hngh… Hah… So annoying. That Kael guy… All he has is a big dick… Hngh. Right? (Elvish)"
Meow.
The cat that had been curiously watching Audrey's masturbation let out a loud reply. It almost felt like it understood her feelings, which lifted her mood.
But then, Audrey suddenly realized something. When she imagined being taken by that livestock with the huge cock while verbally belittling him, the pleasure somehow intensified!
Though realization took time, action was instant.
"Ahh… Aang… K-Kael, you bastard… Y-Your dick's just big… Hngh… Hah… Once I break the seal later… I-I'll definitely fuck you senseless…! (Elvish)"
She indulged in an absurd fantasy—binding him tightly, making him beg for forgiveness, then mounting him and shaking her hips without mercy.
"Hngh… Hah… I'll fuck you real good. That huge cock, all of it… (Elvish)"
Time passed within her imagination. Before long, Kael had become her loyal livestock, obediently shaking his hips at her command. Audrey lay face-down like a dog, supported by Undi, and continued her fantasy.
"Ahh… Aang… Y-Yes… Shake it more, you dog bastard…! The only thing you're good for… Hngh… Hah… is swinging that cock…! (Elvish)"
A hot sensation slowly rose within her. Audrey lay on her back, spreading her legs wide as she prepared to climax.
"T-That's it… Ahh… Hah… Kael, you dog. Shake it more. Harder…! Hngh… Hah… I-I'm cominggg! (Elvish)"
Squirt. Squiiirt.
The elf thrust her hips upward, then shook them up and down three or four times. It was the most intense and satisfying masturbation she had ever experienced.
'I-I think I'm getting addicted…'
Has there ever been masturbation like this before? This was revolutionary. The gods must have taken pity on her, who had been satisfied with boring self-pleasure for hundreds of years, and opened a new path for her.
In that case… it was time to boldly walk that path!
'Alright. From now on, I'll use that Kael bastard however I want, even if it's just in my imagination and words!'
Audrey rose from the bed with a satisfied expression. After relieving herself so thoroughly, she felt a surge of motivation. However, the moment she stepped off the bed, she froze completely. Her pupils trembled violently from side to side. Following her gaze, I saw a black-haired man looking at her with an incredulous expression.
"H-How long have you been there…?"
"…Since you started masturbating while moaning my name?"
The elf Audrey climbed back onto the bed. Then she pulled the blanket over her head.
"Hwaaaah!"
Undi and the black cat Ari, who had been watching, shook their heads in unison. After this incident, Audrey made sure to post a lookout whenever she masturbated.