Chapter 70: Elves' Unique Masturbation Methods
Slurp. Sluuurp. Sluuuuurp. Slurp.
Kuh. So this is what a natural-born elf’s mouth-pussy feels like…!
She really was packing a hell of a weapon in that snout of hers.
Every thrust in and out made it cling to me with wet, sucking pressure, exactly like octopus suckers.
But the real masterpiece was the sight of her sucking my cock with those duck-bill lips.
Kuh. At this rate I could probably fire off ten loads without even breaking a sweat.
“Faster. That’s it! Make it dirtier. Loud enough for every mermaid out there to hear you slurping!”
The elf shook her head in protest, but she still obeyed.
Filthy, wet sounds spilled from her mouth.
Slurp. Sluuuurp. Slurp. Slurp.
The feeling of a noble elf serving me with her mouth was pure bliss.
A fierce sense of conquest surged through me, stoking my lust until it boiled over.
I came instantly.
Grabbing both of her long, pointed ears, I shook her head without mercy and pumped my seed straight into her stomach.
“I’m cumming, so swallow every drop! You know what happens if you miss any, right?!”
“Urk… uuurk… slurp, sluurp… uuuuurk?!”
“Here it comes!!”
Spurt. Spuuuuuuuurt.
The sheer volume made the elf’s eyes fly wide, but she focused with desperate intensity and managed to gulp every last rope down her throat.
Damn… even Bella had failed at that.
Guess all those years weren’t wasted after all.
“I was going to toss you to those mermaids to get gang-fucked if you couldn’t swallow. Not bad.”
The elf clung to my leg and pressed her body flat against the ground.
“From now on this one will do everything Master Kael commands. If you order this one to suck your cock, this one will suck. If you order a kiss, this one will kiss. So… please, at least spare this one from that.”
“Really?”
She nodded so hard her head looked like it might fall off.
She finally seemed to understand the situation.
“Then lie on your back, look up at the sky, and spread your legs. Point your ass toward the mermaids so they get a perfect view. Yes. Just like that.”
Audrey obeyed, then covered her eyes with both hands.
Spreading her legs like a whore and exposing her most shameful place to the enemy clearly filled her with unbearable humiliation.
Still, she was nowhere near finished paying for trying to take my life.
“Now start masturbating right there~”
“Eh…?”
“What, you don’t want to? Then I’ll just throw you over there.”
I looked toward the blue barrier together with the elf.
Every mermaid was fighting for the best viewing spot.
If she got tossed into the middle of that crowd…?
Gulp. Determination flooded the elf’s face.
“This one… will do it!”
“Good girl. Smart choice.”
I settled down comfortably on one side to enjoy the show.
The proud elf’s filthy masturbation session was about to begin.
After hesitating and sneaking a glance at me, she finally started moving.
But… was that mana?
“This bitch still hasn’t learned her lesson!”
“Hiiik?! N-no, that’s not it! This is a misunderstanding!”
“Misunderstanding?”
“W-well… when elves masturbate, we summon spirits, so…”
The elf’s ears curled up like a squid on a grill, turning bright red along with her face.
Her reaction told me it was true.
When I told her to show me, she summoned a tiny fish in front of her crotch.
It was a low-level water spirit—Undine.
The palm-sized creature looked around with open curiosity, then swam straight to her clit according to its master’s will.
And then it charged.
It threw its whole body forward, shaking its head violently from side to side.
Ugh. Hngh. Ahng… ngh…
Sweet, lewd moans filled the air.
Both the mermaids and I watched in fascination.
How interesting. Using a spirit as a living sex toy.
It started as simple curiosity, but the longer I watched the hotter it got.
Maybe it was the moans.
Beres: Pretty interesting, right? I once saw an elf get herself off with a high-level spirit’s cock.
‘Cock? What the hell are you talking about?’
Audrey’s shocked expression made it clear she understood perfectly. Even the mermaids reacted.
Why was I the only one left out?
Beres: Never seen a high-level water spirit?
‘The strongest thing humans can summon right now is mid-tier.’
Beres: That explains it. High-level water spirits usually take the form of a unicorn.
Aha. So a horse cock. And they use that to masturbate?
…How perverted. Might as well find a real partner at that point.
Beres: Exactly. Still, it’s huge and perfect for contraception.
That was why most married elf women learned water spirit magic so quickly.
I glanced at Audrey as if to ask whether it was true.
Her face now scarlet, she shook her head frantically.
“T-this one knows nothing about that…!”
“…You sure?”
“This one truly knows nothing about such lewd things!”
Well, she was still a virgin, so I could believe it.
That aside… I was getting seriously horny.
Our cute little water spirit was working so hard that Audrey’s pussy had already started dripping.
Only a few minutes had passed, yet her body was already twitching and trembling without any regard for the mermaids watching.
It was clearly not her first or second time.
“Audrey.”
“This one is listening. Hngh…!”
“Be honest. How many times a week do you masturbate?”
“Eh…? T-that is…”
She couldn’t answer.
She had no problem yanking down panties to mock the loser earlier, but apparently she wasn’t that open when it came to her own sexuality.
Or maybe she was just bad at math.
I rephrased the question to make it easier.
“Then how many times a day? Twice?”
Ugh. Hngh…
“Five times?”
Haaangh… hngh.
“Ten times?”
Twitch.
Oh?
I thought she was a demure little kitten.
“You’re a total pervert elf, aren’t you?”
“N-no! This one does not do such things as—”
“Then what are you doing right now?”
“T-this is just… imitating something this one saw once before…”
“You’re way too good at it for that. Oh, I’m talking about that adorable little spirit, not you.”
Praised, the spirit doubled its speed with visible delight.
The furious assault made Audrey throw her head back and cry out.
“Ahng! Aahng…! W-wait… Undine, stop, stop it…! Haaang…! (Elvish)”
But whatever training she had given it, the spirit took her words as encouragement and sped up even more.
Water began splashing wildly around the spirit.
“Ahng, aahng… n-no…! Stop, I’m going to… I’m going to cum…”
She reached out to block the spirit with her hands.
Not happening.
I moved behind her in an instant and pinned both arms.
As a reward for the show, I generously offered her my cock to suck.
Squish, squish. Squish, squish.
“Urp, uuurp, slurp, slurp…!”
“That’s it, suck! Good girl. Whew… feels amazing!”
The woman panted beneath my hips.
The skilled spirit’s frantic movements must have been perfect, because she soon began to shake violently.
Like a fish on land she flapped and bucked her hips, then reached a shuddering climax.
Twitch. Twitch.
Her satisfied virgin pussy clenched and fluttered.
Having completed its task, the spirit wiped its face once with a fin as if proud of its work.
“Good job, kid.”
I gave its head a few light taps. It spun once around my head in delight and vanished.
Beres told me it was happy from the praise.
Beres: Ooh. So now there’s only one hole left, huh?
‘Actually, this is the main event.’
I pulled my cock from her mouth.
While she coughed and spluttered, I lifted her into a standing full-nelson position, her back pressed against my chest.
The moment she regained her senses, the elf began trembling with fear.
“W-what are you…?”
“What do you think? I’ve already used your mouth and your ass. Only one hole left, right? Time to fill that pussy too!”
Her face turned deathly pale.
Just when I thought she had grown obedient, she started struggling again.
“N-no! If this one mates with another race… if this one were to become pregnant…”
“What happens if you get pregnant?”
Her resistance only made me more curious.
My desire to fuck her surged even higher.
Thinking I might show mercy if I knew her circumstances, she begged in the most pitiful, desperate voice she could manage.
“At the very least, exile. Or execution… this one would never be allowed to return home again. Sob…”
Hmm. The more I learned, the stranger these elves seemed.
They really did have an overwhelming sense of superiority toward their own kind.
Beres: The elves’ chosen-people ideology is pretty famous. If we’re talking sheer arrogance, it might even surpass the celestials.
‘That bad?’
Beres: Yeah. Elves won’t even share a table with other races.
‘Wait. But she ate dinner with us before, didn’t she?’
When I asked her why, the elf couldn’t answer.
Her pupils were shaking harder than ever. Her face was frozen in pure terror, as if she were staring at death itself.
“Why can’t you speak?”
“T-that is…”
“Audrey?”
“Can… can this one tell you later…?”
I was dying to know why she was hesitating so much.
I could have waited, but right now thousands of perfect weapons to break her will were watching from beyond the barrier.
Since I was going to hear it anyway, I might as well use every tool available.
“…Should I throw you over there?”
“The truth is!”
“The truth is…?”
“Please promise you absolutely will not get angry. If you promise, this one will tell you…”
I had no reason to make such a promise.
Still holding her in full nelson, I walked straight toward the blue barrier.
The elf instantly abandoned all pride.
“Hiiiiik?! This one will speak!! Stop! Please stop!!”
“Then talk fast. I won’t stop until the words are inside my head.”
“T-that is…”
She squeezed her eyes shut and shouted.
The moment I heard her answer, I froze in place.
“Because we viewed humans as livestock…!”
…What?