#004 The Princess's Breasts
CHAPTER 5
THE PRINCESS'S BREASTS
I am the assistant instructor for Practical Magic. And you, Lady Reina, are the professor of Practical Magic. In a way, it is only natural that I offer my help. Please, allow me to assist you.
The justification was solid. The situation itself was just as compelling.
So what would her choice be?
The imperial princess closed her blue eyes for a moment, then opened them again as she answered.
"Very well. Kael, was it? I shall look forward to your assistance."
"Yes!"
"Then follow me for now."
The princess led me straight to her personal quarters.
A vast space that looked at least ten times larger than Jeren Diya Aslan's old lodging.
Truly, the treatment reserved for royalty was on another level.
It was a stark reminder of just how much influence even a minor princess wielded.
She sat me down at a table on one side of the room and asked,
"Kael, what would you like to eat? Speak freely. Anything you desire."
S-seriously...
"If I name it, will they bring it here?"
"Of course. I am one of the five most influential people in the empire. The taste is guaranteed."
The list of reasons I needed to conquer this woman had just grown longer.
From now on, you're in charge of my meals. I'll use you however I want while treating you as my personal cum dump.
"I'd like a steak made from northern water buffalo."
"How do you know of such a thing?"
The question was clear: how could someone who looked so young know about that kind of food?
It was nothing special.
I had lived a long time. I'd rolled around on battlefields and eaten just about everything there was to eat. Water buffalo was simply one of those things.
Back then, after a major victory, we just roasted it over an open fire.
I wondered what it would taste like when properly prepared.
Slurp. Ah, I forgot to answer the princess.
"I traveled a lot outside our territory from a young age. Thanks to that, I experienced many things and tasted all sorts of food."
"I see... So that is how it was."
The princess widened her eyes and nodded slowly. She didn't seem to doubt me at all.
Of course it was a lie, but it didn't matter.
The Cleanberry family was the least significant among the already insignificant barons. No noble would care what the eldest son of such a shell of a household had done in his youth.
The princess ordered the food through her attendant and then quietly closed her eyes.
She appeared to be contemplating how to overcome this particular difficulty.
"Lady Reina."
"Speak."
"From what I understand, the previous instructor often shared stories of his experiences on the battlefield."
That was true. That was exactly how I had taught.
If it had been entirely up to my personality, I would have taught through real combat rather than theory. But most of the students were noble children. The fallout if any of them were injured would have been catastrophic. So sharing my experiences became the next best option.
"That is correct... I learned the same way. At the time I simply thought they were amusing tales, but now I feel some regret."
Regret?
"If I had listened more carefully, I might have been able to provide a slightly better education now."
I asked because I was curious.
Aslan was already dead. I wanted to know how others remembered him. And more than that, I wanted to know how this student—who had been taught by no one but me—thought of me.
If she felt any sorrow or regret over his death, then I...
"What kind of person was Professor Aslan?"
"He was a regrettable talent abandoned by the heavens. Had he been born a true noble, he could easily have risen to the rank of duke. But he was born of dirty blood, so he died in a manner fitting his station."
...Yes. That was exactly the kind of thing these royals would say.
Living and dying according to one's filthy bloodline.
Ha...! What the hell had I even been hoping for?
"But why do you bring up such a story?"
"Ah... I wished to tell you that you should not educate in that manner, Lady Reina. Though I am certain you already know this."
The woman nodded.
"Yes. I am aware. However, the fact that you deliberately raised the topic... does that mean you have another method?"
"It does."
A spark lit up in the woman's eyes as she gazed at me.
She immediately placed both hands on the table and leaned her face close to mine.
Thanks to that, her massive, well-nourished breasts formed a deep valley that completely seized my gaze.
Gulp... They're fucking enormous.
As expected of royalty. The scale of those tits was no joke.
Now that I think about it, her ass was swaying like crazy when I followed her earlier, too.
I had embraced many women during my travels across battlefields, but never had I seen breasts this large and beautiful.
She was so focused on my mouth that she didn't notice her own actions at all. I drank in every inch of those exquisite curves and that pale, flawless skin.
I'm seriously getting hard. I want to fuck her right now.
Then hurry up and make some progress, you idiot. Keep staring like that and you'll be executed for the crime of ogling the princess's breasts with impure intentions.
...She had a point.
I quickly pulled myself together, cleared my throat, and continued.
"It's simple. You simply need to give a demonstration."
"A demonstration?"
"Yes. A situational reenactment. You create dangerous scenarios and show the students how to respond using various methods. In doing so, Your Highness would gain three distinct benefits from the class alone."
The princess's eyes flashed with interest.
Not one benefit, but three?
"First, magic is inherently flashy, is it not? And because it is a situational play, the students will become completely absorbed in the lesson as if they were watching a theatrical performance."
"Indeed...! How truly excellent! And the second benefit?"
Her eyes sparkled with anticipation. The meaning was clear: tell me quickly.
Instead of answering right away, I scanned the surroundings once and gestured for her to come closer.
She glanced around warily, then leaned in even nearer.
To listen to my whisper, she had to bend forward completely, pushing her hips back.
Thanks to that posture, I caught a clear glimpse of her pink areolas through the deep opening of her top.
Whoa... They're pink...! Long live the princess!
You're enjoying this way too much. Is it really that good?
No need to answer that twice.
I brought my lips close to her ear and whispered softly.
"During the situational reenactment, I will present various solutions for overcoming crises. Through that, you will be able to prove Your Highness's superiority."
"T-that...!"
The princess was so delighted she didn't know what to do with herself. It was clear how young she still was at heart.
She was twenty-four this year, wasn't she?
Anyway, I delivered the final blow to this innocent princess—the one thing she wanted most.
"And once that superiority is proven, the students will naturally want to stand on Your Highness's side after they graduate."
"!!!"
It was over.
I knew the moment I saw her face. Her eyes had gone half-glazed, lost in grand dreams.
The princess shot up from her seat.
She strode toward me, then suddenly pulled me into a tight embrace.
"Kael Cleanberry. Become my man...!"
Cough. W-wait a second...! What the hell is this insane pressure?!
Was she actually crazy?
How was anyone supposed to resist an attack from weapons like these?
Two enormous breasts wrapped in smooth silk pressed against me with overwhelming force. All my vows of revenge vanished in an instant, replaced by pure bliss flooding through me.
Ah, no. I have a grand purpose...
At that moment, my demonic business partner snapped me back to reality.
Get a hold of yourself, you crazy bastard! If you like tits that much, I'll let you play with mine as much as you want when we're alone!
Now that she mentioned it, Beres's breasts were pretty huge too.
You promised.
You fucking bastard. Were you aiming for this on purpose?
No way.
The princess finally released me from her breast attack and looked down at my face, clearly waiting for an answer.
But if I became her subordinate here, I would be stuck doing unpaid slave labor for the rest of my life. That was absolutely not an option.
"Lady Reina."
"Speak."
"Before that... there are two important things required for the earlier matter."
"Two things?"
"First, someone skilled enough to withstand Your Highness's attacks. Second, an advisor who can suggest numerous counter-methods. The question is whether you have anyone who can fulfill both roles. And they would need to do so until the end of your tenure as academy professor."
The princess fell silent.
Seeing her reaction, I became certain.
This princess currently had no one around who could help her with either task.
If that's the case...
Time to push hard.
I swallowed dryly, then raised both hands and boldly grabbed her massive breasts.
The soft, squishy sensation filled my palms, sending electric jolts straight to my brain and cock.
The princess panicked completely.
"W-what?! L-let go of those this instant!"
As she tried to push me away and flee, I quickly wrapped one arm around her to hold her in place while my other hand continued caressing her breast.
"I possess the solution that can satisfy both requirements perfectly. Therefore..."
She stopped resisting and stared at me.
I continued speaking while gently searching for her hidden nipple beneath the silk, keeping my expression as serious as possible.
"If this matter is resolved successfully, please allow me to touch your breasts again."
"W-what kind of absurd thing are you saying...!"
She had no problem attacking me with them earlier. But I wasn't allowed to touch?
"Perhaps... it is not permitted? Then I suppose there is no helping it."
I released her and began gathering my outer robe, preparing to leave.
The princess, face flushed with panic, moved to block the door.
"W-where do you think you are going?"
"I am truly grateful that you showed me your generous heart. As thanks, I will still provide the situational reenactment. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
"I have not finished speaking!"
Even as I moved, she invoked her mana to bind my body using the surrounding air.
Impressive skill. As expected of a princess who had walked the elite path.
"You touched what is mine without permission..."
"Oh? I thought you would forgive me with your broad generosity?"
"Did I appear that easy to you?!"
Not at all. My heart was pounding harder than it ever had before. After all, I had just provoked a member of the imperial family.
I thought I would never do something this reckless again after that day...
But I had already decided to flip the entire world upside down for my revenge. What did I have to fear?
I lifted my head.
Now it was time to see whether this gamble had succeeded or failed.
Success would be a complete jackpot. I would gain both a delicious meal and an incredibly powerful backer in the form of a professor. That was the kind of position a professor held in this academy.
Even if I failed, it wouldn't matter. I could simply flee, go into hiding, and move on to Plan B.
"If you follow me, I will overlook that sin..."
"If that is the case..."
I knelt.
Then I offered my neck.
"Please strike my neck. I will gladly pay for my sin with my life."
A long silence stretched between us.
Long enough for all kinds of thoughts and old memories to surface, for me to wander through those moments and return.
Then, suddenly, something completely unexpected happened.
"Hic... Is coming to me truly that repulsive...?"
The princess began to cry...