Chapter 1
Chapter 1
I Got Possessed as a Trash Villain
My head hurt like it was going to split open.
No, this wasn’t just pain. It felt like it was already broken.
There was no other way to explain pain this intense unless my skull was actually cracked.
“Ughhhhh…”
The moment I opened my eyes, bile rushed up my throat.
I only drank four canned beers from the convenience store last night. That was it.
So why did it feel like my brain had been thrown into a blender?
A sharp smell hit my nose—cheap perfume mixed with cognac.
Wait a second.
How does a normal Korean college student even know what cognac smells like?
“…What the hell is this?”
Barely holding back nausea, I forced my heavy eyelids open.
What came into view was a completely unfamiliar ceiling.
A chandelier, half destroyed, was swaying violently.
The entire room looked like someone had deliberately trashed it.
Clean this up and live like a normal human being…
Whose room even is this?
There was no way a tiny one-room apartment I rented for deposit 10 million won and 500k monthly rent would ever look like this.
This place was huge, filthy, and ridiculously luxurious.
“I… my head…”
Where the hell am I?
I didn’t black out from soju. I only drank beer.
I’ve never seen such a ridiculous situation in my life.
I tried to sit up, but stepped on an empty bottle and almost fell over.
Staggering, I grabbed onto something and found myself in front of a massive antique mirror in the corner of the room.
Why the hell is something this big even here?
And then.
The moment I saw the reflection, my breath stopped.
Silver hair that shimmered like broken light.
Cold golden eyes.
A pale face with dark circles under the eyes from heavy drinking, yet strangely… dangerously attractive.
What the hell.
Who is this insanely good-looking guy?
Is he a foreign actor?
I instinctively turned around, thinking someone was behind me.
No one.
Nobody was in the room.
But the person in the mirror was still there.
“…Who are you?”
The mouth in the mirror moved exactly the same.
No way…
I slowly raised my hand. The reflection did the same.
I pinched my cheek. It hurt.
This is real.
“…Me?”
No way.
This is me?
Did I just get possessed?
Why me?
I didn’t read any webnovels yesterday. I didn’t even play gacha games.
I just spent my holiday studying while watching some trash adult anime on my second monitor.
That’s it.
If possession stories were real, it should happen after reading novels or playing games. Not this.
This breaks all the rules.
It can’t be real. It has to be a dream.
Right. It’s not real.
Then—
Knock knock.
My heart dropped.
Instinctively, I dove into the bed and hid under the blanket.
“…W-who is it?”
Creeeeak.
The heavy door opened.
A maid walked in. Silver hair. Cold expression. Elegant but intimidating.
Why am I suddenly seeing a busty maid in a maid outfit…
Her beauty lit up the dark room, but her eyes were colder than trash on the street.
“Young master Evan. The lord is calling for you immediately.”
Her voice was like ice.
“…Evan? Who is Evan…?”
I almost added “sir” without thinking.
But her expression darkened even more.
“Haah… haah… haah… Evan von Valderk. How long do you intend to drown yourself in alcohol and escape reality?”
The name hit my mind like a hammer.
Evan von Valderk.
I remembered it.
A trash-tier villain from a low-quality adult anime I watched before.
Terrible story. No logic. But insanely beautiful heroines.
And Evan von Valderk was the worst of them all.
A gambling addict.
A womanizer.
A complete garbage noble.
He ruined the entire family fortune.
And most importantly…
A background villain who gets his head chopped off by the hero at the very beginning.
That Evan.
That was me.
“…No way.”
My chest tightened.
So I became the guy who gets decapitated at the start of the story.
Great. Just great.
And tomorrow…
Tomorrow is the academy entrance ceremony.
That’s when I die.
“…State window.”
A blue translucent screen appeared.
So there really is a status window.
But something felt off.
[Heroine Mission Activated]
[Heroine Panty Collector]
[Item: Maid Lian’s Panties]
“…What the hell is this.”
This is not a system. This is garbage.
“Why are you doing this, young master?”
I waved my hands in confusion. She looked at me like I was insane.
Yeah, I probably looked insane.
But I’m going to die tomorrow.
Then suddenly—
[Item Acquired: Maid Lian’s Panties]
[+5 Coins]
[New Currency Acquired. Gacha Unlocked.]
“…?”
Wait. What?
I didn’t do anything.
How did I even get this?
I reached into my pocket. Something soft was inside.
I pulled it out.
Small. White. Lacy fabric.
“…This is… panties?”
No way.
It smelled faintly like soap and something sweet.
And then—
[Confirmed: Virgin Heroine Item]
[+20 Coins]
“…She’s a virgin?”
Why is this system giving me this information?!
“KYAA! Young master Evan!! That’s—!!”
The maid snatched it back, face completely red.
Her hatred deepened.
“…You thief.”
No. Wait. This is not me. It’s that damn Evan!
But no matter how I explained it…
No one would believe me.
Because I am Evan now.
And tomorrow…
I die.