Huh?
If you pass out drunk and wake up to find a smoking hot babe stark naked and riding you, what do you do?
Option 1: Scream and yell, "No! Stop! Don't do it!"
Option 2: Pin her down and figure out who the hell she is first.
Option 3: Fuck her brains out first, think later.
Fuck that—straight to option 3.
"Haaang~! Aaang! Hooah! So good~ Ahhheung~!!!!!!"
"Eugh! F-fuck, noona… euugh!"
Her hip rolls were insane. My mind was going blank. And with those firm, jiggling tits right in my face?
No way I could hold back. Chomp!
"Kyaaak!!!!! Aaaang~! Yes! More! Fuck! Bite harder!"
If that's what you want. Crunch!
"Kyaaang!"
Slap-slap-slap-slap-slap♡
Those powerhouse hip thrusts were next-level—nothing else to call it. They straight-up knocked the sense out of me. Sure, it bruised my ego a bit getting led around by a woman now that I was a guy, but…
How the hell do you beat this? No fucking way!
Squelch-squelch. Her pussy clenched my dick with artistic precision. Those perky tits shook right in front of my eyes. Shit, fuck. Was this heaven?
Then noona suddenly hoisted one of my legs up. My stiff thirty-something guy leg lifted effortlessly, flexible as hell.
"?!"
And then the side thrusts began. Stab-stab-stab-
"Euuugh!! F-fuck! Aaaaaah!!!! Shit!!"
It felt amazing, but her voice was so loud and rough it was starting to freak me out a little. Her pussy twisted, hitting new spots—pure honey.
"Euk! I'm… I'm gonna cum!"
"No! Not yet! It's not enough! Fuck… aaang! Hold it!"
"C-can't hold it… ahhuk!"
She's squeezing my dick like it's gonna shrivel up and tells me not to cum? Makes zero sense.
"Hah, fuck. Fine, switch positions."
Getting blue-balled right before blowing your load was the worst, so I ignored her and tried to finish anyway.
Smack!
"You little shit, groping where you shouldn't?"
"Th-that… ugh… hurts."
The crazy bitch smacked my hand away so I couldn't touch her pussy.
"So, you gonna ignore noona?"
She flashed a seductive grin. Those eyes…!
I instantly regretted calling her a crazy bitch in my head. She was way too gorgeous for that. Satisfied the annoyance was gone from my face, she dove in with her lips. I didn't even get a chance to resist before she devoured me.
Fwiiiish— Warm sunlight bathed my face. But my body was such a wreck that it felt more stinging than soothing. My lower half throbbed like hell.
What the fuck did I do last night after getting wasted? Cursing yesterday's me in my head, I rolled over and turned my head—
"Huh?"
There was a woman. Buck naked, tits fully out. No crime committed, but I whipped my head away on instinct.
Fuck, what? It wasn't a dream?
This was real? I fucked this drop-dead gorgeous babe?
Slurp—slurp—
I turned back to look at her. On crisp white sheets. She was insanely pretty.
How'd a knockout like her end up with me?
(❁´◡`❁)
[Kyaaaaawwwwng♥]
"Ugh?!"
Suddenly, a tiny flying bug popped out of thin air. Nearly swatted it like a mosquito on reflex.
"A… bug?"
It must've heard my mutter, 'cause it came at me furiously.
[Bug?! I'm a butterfly fairy! How dare you think of a bug after seeing my beautiful wings? I'm mad now!]
What the—this was some comic-book bullshit. I was flustered.
I haven't read comics since Ace died!!
After hitting adulthood, I ditched comics and webtoons. Got hooked on webnovels instead. So even in this baffling situation, I just thought, This is some novel trope shit! No dreaming this up. Webnovels pulled this crap all the time.
Bzzz-bzzz- The rapid wing-rub sound was pure mosquito PTSD. Stop the wing noise!!
"Sorry!! My bad! Cut the wing-rubbing!"
[Hmph, I'll let it slide this once. Be rude again and you're done!]
Fuck, what the hell was going on? Zero clue.
[Now I can finally introduce myself. I'm Poni! Butterfly fairy tribe, like I said.]
"Butterfly fairy? Poni? I'm losing it. No idea what you're on about."
[Tsk tsk tsk! I haven't explained properly yet, so of course you don't get it. Sit tight and listen. With that impatient attitude, can you even follow?]
"…Fine, got it. Spill."
I had to figure out what this mystery mosquito was.