Chapter 1
Chapter 1
These days, xianxia stories are all the rage in China.
All sorts of xianxia games keep popping up too.
I don't really get the hype, but I bought one just to mess around with some overpowered immortal chicks.
I planned to mod the hell out of it, collar those arrogant girls who think they're hot shit, and turn them into my personal breeding stock.
"Hah, just look at these illustrations, damn."
Would've been nice if they had 3D animations too, but I guess they skimped on the budget. Still, the game had a lot of unexpectedly fun mechanics, so I wasn't too disappointed.
Then again, that's probably why there are millions of mods for it.
"First, install the adult mod."
But let's be real—I downloaded this game purely to turn it into a porn game.
What's wrong with that?
I'm not hurting anyone. Just satisfying myself in my own little world.
What happens in the game stays in the game.
"Alright, let's get started."
I installed a ton of mods first.
Honestly, I probably spent more time modding than actually playing.
An AI mod that translates all the Chinese gibberish into Korean and even explains the lore.
Every adult mod under the sun.
Additional female character illustrations, nude mode, collars, and other accessories.
An infinite lives mod so I never have to worry about dying.
A rich mod that gives me unlimited money.
A blackmail mod to gather dirt on cultivators and extort them.
A voyeur mod to spy on NPCs.
First-person and third-person modes.
An instant-kill mod.
A cultivation breakthrough mod.
A growth buff mod.
A 100% successful theft mod.
A mod that guarantees rare treasures.
A forced duel mod.
A duel-to-sex mod.
All kinds of sex-related scenario mods.
A slave management mod.
An expanded inventory mod.
A beauty collection mod.
And millions of other mods I can't even remember...
"Now, time to create my character."
The character creation screen was already modded.
A free customization mod so I wouldn't get bored of the default protagonist look.
Stats didn't matter since I could just cheat them later, so I just made sure my body was sturdy.
For the name, I went with something cool—Jincheon.
After the painfully long installation, I excitedly hit the start button.
But what I didn't realize—having not played games in a while—was that installing too many mods could cause compatibility issues and crashes.
And I had installed almost every single one available.
Mid-loading, the game bugged out, and my PC sparked violently.
"Huh? My PC! My high-end rig that I worked my ass off for! RAM prices are insane these days! My graphics card! My SSD!"
Just as I reflexively reached for the power button with my toe—
"KYAAAAAAAH!"
Electricity surged from the PC, electrocuting me—right as lightning struck outside.
KRACKATHOOM!
No idea why it decided to zap me inside my own house.
Electrocuted from all directions, I could do nothing but convulse violently.
By the time I realized I was dead, I found myself tossed into some kind of fusion xianxia world, a jumbled mess of all the mods I'd installed...
When I came to, it felt like I was waking up inside a jar—like a brain in a vat.
Well, not a brain. More like a soul.
"Come here. I made you."
A gloomy-looking, big-breasted woman—some kind of matron—picked me up and stuffed me into a body.
"What should I name you? Hmm... Jincheon. From now on, you'll handle all the tedious chores I can't be bothered with. Hehe, I've aged your soul for thirty years so you won't reject this body. Hmph, you grew up steeped in disgusting yang energy, didn't you? Well, I'll just put you in a handsome body, and if your lustful nature annoys me, I'll just castrate you."
Castra—what?
Since I had no vocal cords, I couldn't even protest.
Actually, no—that was probably for the best.
The moment my soul was sucked into the body, the matron glared down at me with disgust.
"Ugh, men are so vile. Just looking at those lust-filled eyes makes me want to castrate you right now."
What did I even do?!
Okay, fine, I might have glanced at her chest in awe—but I was just blinking innocently!
You can't blame me when they're that huge!
I was a law-abiding citizen! I worked hard, paid my taxes, and never caused trouble!
But the matron clearly didn't see it that way.
"Come here. Time for your castration."
And then, the unthinkable happened.
She reached out—just as I was about to marvel at the sheer magnitude of what I had—and plucked it off.
"AAAAAAAH!"
Before I could even process it, I was a eunuch.
She carelessly tossed my twitching junk into a trash bin.
"Maybe I should attach a yin organ instead, nurture some femininity to balance you out."
A yin organ?! You mean a vagina?!
And you're gonna cultivate femininity in me?!
That made no damn sense!
I had to argue.
"Who the hell are you to treat me like some lowly slave—no, worse than livestock—ripping off my junk like I'm some damn animal?! And what's this about 'cultivating femininity'?!"
"I prefer pretty servants. Ah, your foul temper suggests your soul wasn't properly aged. Rotten. I'll have to recycle you and start over. Another thirty years of waiting... How tedious. It's such a hassle, having to mature a soul for twenty years just to make a proper seed."
Before I could demand an explanation, my head was lopped off.
As my body crumpled to the floor, I wasn't sure whether to feel indignant or just resigned.
Is this really happening?
What's with this "soul maturation" setting? Then again, China's got strict censorship—maybe they had to work around it somehow...
I woke up again in Jincheon's body.
This time, the bitch standing in front of me wasn't the matron.
I quickly shut my eyes—better than getting castrated for staring at her chest.
"M-may I ask for your esteemed name?"
"Oh? You're being polite without even being told? Maybe your soul was properly aged after all! I sent you to the Lower Realm to suffer through menial labor, and it seems I've crafted the perfect servant!"
She spoke in a weird mix of Korean and classical Chinese, sounding impressed.
Then she introduced herself.
"I am Bojiyeong. A cultivator at the 10th layer of Qi Condensation, aiming for Foundation Establishment. A lowly spirit like you isn't worthy of looking at me, so keep your eyes shut and your head bowed until I say otherwise."
Bojiyeong?
What kind of fucking name is that?
Look at this arrogant bitch, acting all high and mighty.
Qi Condensation?
That's the lowest stage in xianxia!
This trash-tier bitch castrated me and tried to turn me into some genderless eunuch?!
How the hell do I deal with this psycho?
But from what I've gathered, I'm just some lowly spirit from the Lower Realm...
So all the suffering I endured in my past life was because of her "fate manipulation"?
Does that make her some kind of god?
Well, not a full god—just a cultivator, but still.
"Now, let's see what to have you do first. How about laundry? You can handle that, right? Look over there."
I opened my eyes and saw where she was pointing.
Clothes were strewn everywhere, and the room was a disgusting mess.
What kind of slob lives like this?
She's just a gloomy, big-titted NEET, isn't she?
Someone needs to discipline this bitch...
"Go wash them."
Too weak to resist—and still clinging to my law-abiding nature—I got up and headed toward the laundry pile.
Then—
[Excessive cheat usage may trigger a Heavenly Tribulation.]
A sharp pain shot through my chest.
"Guh—!"
I collapsed on the spot, foaming at the mouth as I died.
When I came to, my soul was being sucked back into Jincheon's body.
"Hmm? Why is this idiot just standing there? I enchanted him to obey me..."
Bojiyeong looked at me, puzzled.
But how the hell did I revive?
Then it hit me—the cheats.
Infinite lives?
No, I triggered a Heavenly Tribulation for using it and died again...
Once I realized what was happening, I was speechless.
So what the hell am I supposed to do?!
Just as I was about to despair, a hint appeared.
[Cultivate to withstand the Heavenly Tribulation! Strive for higher realms!]
A hint mod had activated.
[An unknown law resides within you, defying Heaven's Secrets. If you continue cheating, the Heavenly Dao will punish you with unavoidable tribulations. Be warned.]
You're telling me that because I used too many cheats, I'll keep getting struck by Heavenly Tribulations indefinitely?!
What kind of bullshit is this?!
[You can absorb Yin Energy through Dual Cultivation. Strengthen yourself by engaging in... intimate relations with female cultivators. The efficiency of cultivation through intercourse is heightened for you. However, this also means you cannot cultivate normally like others. Keep this in mind.]
So you're telling me to fuck women?
Female cultivators, at that?
And if I resist, my body tingles like I'm about to get zapped—so I have to deal with bitches like Bojiyeong?!
How the hell am I supposed to seduce her?!
But then, the cheat gave me another hint.
[Use the Absolute Obedience cheat!]
"What are you doing? Snap out of it. My patience is wearing thin. Did I mess up the refinement process? All that effort just to create a useless servant... What a waste."
I looked straight into Bojiyeong's eyes as she ranted.
"Wh-what? Why are you staring like that?"
The moment I decided to use the Absolute Obedience cheat, causality twisted, and my body moved on its own.
"Ahaha... Ahahaha... My apologies, esteemed one! I failed to recognize your greatness and acted insolently! To think that a mere thirty years of soul maturation could produce such incredible talent! P-perhaps you could praise my refinement technique? I humbly beg your forgiveness for my earlier disrespect..."
Before I knew it, Bojiyeong was on her knees, gauging my reaction.
As I pondered, fragments of this world's common sense flashed through my mind.
Law-abiding spirit?
That was just a relic of my past life.
"Spread."
"Yes, master."
Bojiyeong climbed onto the bed and obediently spread her legs.
In this world, the only law was strength—cultivation realm and power.