Yuna... You're Not Joking, Are You?

Back when I first exchanged numbers with Han Jihoon, Park Yuna felt like her long-cherished wish had already come true. She had this gut feeling that the man would fall for her just as naturally as water flowing downhill, all the way to marriage. But as the saying goes, life is nothing like practice. Things didn't unfold as smoothly as she'd imagined.

She'd worn tight workout clothes specifically to catch his eye, but since it was her first time wearing something like that in front of a man, she was far more nervous than expected. Her grand plan to seduce him with irresistible charm fell apart as she trembled so badly she could barely speak. On top of her naturally sweaty constitution, the added tension made her sweat pour down like rain, which only added to her troubles.

'What do I do... Does it smell like sweat?'

But there was an even bigger problem.

"So, can I test whether you're a woman who can truly satisfy me, Yuna? If we click in that department, I'll date you."

"B-by that department... you mean dirty stuff, right...? That's a bit sudden..."

"I know it's a strange request. But for me, it's the most important factor."

Who would've thought the man destined to grant her wish would turn out to be someone who cared so much about sexual compatibility? For someone like her, who had zero experience with men and had never even properly watched porn, it was like a bolt from the blue.

'A sexual compatibility test? How am I supposed to do something like that!'

She wasn't even confident about regular sex, let alone having to meet someone else's standards. But instead of giving in to despair, Park Yuna rekindled the dying flame of her determination.

'...No. I already decided I'd do anything.'

As a form of atonement for approaching him with impure intentions, she had resolved to become the perfect wife he wanted. Besides, sex between husband and wife was an essential part of married life. Thinking of it that way made it feel a little easier to accept.

'That's right. If I become his wife, it's something I'll have to do anyway. And I absolutely have to win this man's heart no matter what.'

"If you don't want to, I'll just head back now. You can think of me as some weird guy and forget all about this."

The moment she steeled her resolve, the other party tried to leave. Panicking at the thought of losing him, she cried out desperately.

"W-wait! I'll do it! The sexual compatibility test..."

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"W-what exactly do I have to do?!"

I answered the woman asking me that question without hesitation.

"For starters, could you suck my cock with your mouth?"

Putting any man's dick in your mouth when he falls short of your ideal is never easy. I was curious just how strong her determination really was.

"Y-you want me to... put that in my mouth?"

As expected, she looked shocked enough to stutter. She'd only thought about using her confident appearance to wrap me around her finger. She clearly hadn't expected a request like this right from the start.

"Yes. I need to see your technique, Yuna."

"Ah... Okay! I'll do it!"

She seemed to have made up her mind, as her hesitation was brief. That didn't mean I was going to lower the difficulty of my demands, though.

"Could you come over here?"

I had her kneel on the yoga mat spread out in the living room. She couldn't even look directly at my crotch right in front of her eyes.

"I'll take it out."

"Hup!"

The moment I pulled down my pants and underwear, Park Yuna covered her mouth in shock. This was the genuine reaction of a woman with zero experience with men.

"Whoa... Seeing it in real life, it's insanely big..."

"You said you were good at this, right? I'll trust you and leave it to you."

"Yes! H-how do I do it...? No, I mean... what do you like? I'll do whatever you want!"

Her eyes sparkled as she put on a brave front that clearly wasn't backed by any real confidence. Still, I pretended to fall for it and looked down at her as I spoke.

"If it's whatever I want... could you smell it for me?"

"Ehh?!"

This time she couldn't hold back her real reaction. It was pretty fun, like I was a rude customer scolding a sassy part-timer.

"I like it when a woman smells my cock."

"U-understood!"

She squeezed her eyes shut and pressed her sharp nose against my shaft.

"How does it smell?"

"Ugh... I-it smells good."

"Really?"

"It has this... tangy scent... No, it smells like flowers, so I like it!"

Did this woman seriously think I'd believe her cock smelled like flowers?

"That's a relief. Take a big whiff for me."

"Yes! Sssuuup... Aha, ahaha. I-it smells r-really good..."

"Right? I'm pretty confident about how my cock smells."

"I see... It's really, really good! Honestly..."

She was surprisingly fun to tease. When she'd approached ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠me outside, she probably never dreamed she'd have to go this far.

"Now I'll leave it to you, Yuna. Try to make it feel good, okay?"

"O-okay! Leave it to me!"

She answered energetically, but her hands trembled as she reached between my legs. My cock hadn't even gotten fully hard yet, and she was already this nervous. What was she going to do when it actually got angry?

"Ugh... It's soft but hot, the feeling is so weird..."

She made a face like she was touching something she shouldn't, yet she didn't let go. Instead, she diligently fondled my cock and balls.

"Hik! It's getting bigger... What the, it's like a mon— No, it's really cool!"

Even while doing her little compliment drift, her hands kept working busily. Thanks to that, my cock stood proudly at attention.

"Whoa..."

"What's wrong? Can't you do it?"

"N-no! You wanted me to suck it with my mouth, right? Haaup!"

She boldly took the glans between her lips. But instead of moving up and down, she started sucking on it like a straw.

Chuuup... Chuuup... Chuuup...

"H-how is it? Aup."

She kept sucking while watching my reaction. No experience with men was one thing, but had she really never even watched porn? She must have genuinely tried to seduce me relying only on her looks.

"Mm. Try moving your head up and down. Like you're stroking my cock with your lips."

"Yep! Uup, uuup... Uup!"

She answered well, but the result was still disappointing. The range of her head movement was narrow, and her motions were jerky rather than smooth, making it hard to truly enjoy.

"Um... Could you stroke it with your hand too?"

"Eep! Ubuup, uuum... Uup, uuup."

She grabbed the part of my cock that didn't fit in her mouth with her fingers, but she was so scared that there was no strength in her grip. Naturally, the stimulation was minimal. It felt less like stroking and more like tickling.

"Yuna... You're not joking around, are you?"

"What? I-is it not good? Just a second! Uuup!"

Flustered, she started moving her head and hands more actively than before. It was a slight improvement, but it was like a student who got a 9th-grade mock exam score suddenly getting an 8th. There was no way their parents would be overjoyed.

"You definitely said you were good at this."

"I-I'm sorry! I'll do it properly this time!"

'This is so frustrating. Why do I feel like I'm the one being tortured?'

This wasn't going to work. I quickly scanned her body for any usable parts. The first thing that caught my eye was, of course, her enormous breasts that looked ready to burst out of her sports bra. Her cleavage was already exposed and she was sweating a lot, so it ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠looked extremely useful.

"Yuna, hold on. Could you lean forward a bit?"

"Huh?"

She bent forward without thinking. This positioned her cleavage at the perfect angle to slide my cock in diagonally.

"I'll use this for a bit."

I spread my legs to lower my hips, then used my hand to press my upward-curving cock down and pushed it straight between her breasts.

"What are you— Hiiik!"

Startled by my abs suddenly appearing right in front of her face, Park Yuna turned her head away. I started thrusting my hips with my cock nestled in her frozen cleavage.

Sluurp, sluuurp, sluuurp, sluuurp!

The position was a bit uncomfortable, but surprisingly workable. My cock was long enough to fit fully between her tits, and the sports bra helped squeeze them together so I didn't slip out.

"Eut! Uuht... Uuu...!"

Park Yuna kept her head pulled back and her eyes tightly shut, enduring the situation. Ignoring that, I grabbed her breasts with both hands like I was holding her ass and started pistoning even faster.

Schlick, schlick, schlick, schlick!

The sweat acting as lubricant created sticky sounds. When I pressed her breasts together with both hands, the friction from her soft flesh grew much stronger, making it feel way better than her clumsy blowjob earlier.

"Eut, eut, uuu..."

The other party was waiting for this moment to end like a scared child. It must have been miserable for her, but my goal was to teach her that seducing a man wasn't nearly as easy as she thought.

"Yuna, I'm gonna cum!"

"Kyaaak!"

I buried my glans in her cleavage and ejaculated. Maybe because the stimulation had been too weak for too long, I released a surprisingly large load before pulling my cock out.

"Ugh... What is this..."

Her breasts were in such a mess that her reaction was completely understandable. From my perspective, it was a rare sight, so I grabbed both breasts with my hands and rubbed them together.

"Jihoon?! Hik!"

The semen that had soaked into the pure white valley made wet, sticky sounds as it stretched and broke apart. Thick and thin strands of cum connected her breasts like bridges. The strange thrill of defiling such a perfect-looking body with my own essence. But this still wasn't nearly enough to satisfy my desires.

"Open your mouth wide, Yuna."

"Huh? L-like thihs? Ubuuup!"

I grabbed her head with both hands and shoved my glans into her mouth. Unlike when she'd only timidly sucked on the tip with her lips, I could now feel the full texture of her mouth. I thrust my hips back and forth while savoring it.

Zboop, jyoob, tzboop, zboop!

"Uup! Uup! Uuup! Uuup?!"

Her small, pale hands kept weakly tapping my thighs. I didn't let up, relentlessly prodding at the entrance of her throat with my glans. Not forcing it all the way into her throat was my own small act of mercy.

"Uuuup! Uup! Uuup! Up!"

"Could you stop struggling and stay still?"

"Uuuup!"

Tzboop, tzboop, tzboop, tzboop!

I'd felt it when using her breasts earlier too, but even without any technique, her body itself was incredibly useful. The lips and tongue sliding along my glans and shaft, the throat bumping against my tip, and that pretty face looking up at me with startled eyes, it was all far too good for a woman who was trying to freeload off a man's money.

"Yuna, I believe women are born to satisfy men, you know?"

"Uup, uuuup!"

"So if your technique is lacking, you have to please a man like this instead!"

"Uuuup!"

I'd been moving quite vigorously, so I was starting to feel the urge. Without slowing down, I stirred up her mouth before unleashing my load without hesitation.

"Uuuuuup!"

With her head firmly held in my grip, she had no escape as my semen flooded her mouth. Only after her cheeks puffed out like white flour dumplings did my orgasm finally end.

"I'm going to pull out, so don't spit it out."

"..."

I slowly withdrew my cock. She looked dazed by how quickly everything had happened, but she kept her mouth tightly shut because she didn't want to disappoint me. Unable to either swallow or spit out the load filling her puffed cheeks, she could only breathe heavily through her nose.

"Don't spill any. Swallow it slowly."

"Uup, up..."

Gulp... Gulp... Gulp...

Finally, after swallowing everything down her throat, she opened her mouth without being told and showed me the inside.

"Aah... I-I swallowed it all..."

"Good. Well done, Yuna."

"U-um... So does that mean I passed the test?"

"No."

"What? After you came so much...?"

"Your technique was terrible. If your body hadn't been so usable, I wouldn't have cum even once."

"No way... I failed? That can't be! Please give me one more chance!"

Both her voice and expression were incredibly desperate. Of course, if I ended things here there would be no lesson learned, so I had no intention of stopping now either.

"Then I'll give you one more chance. This time, instead of your mouth, I'll put it inside you, Yuna."

"Huh?"

"I'm going to see how well your hole matches with me."

Unlike my calm voice, her following words trembled violently.

"Y-you want to do it right here?!"

"I told you. I only date women I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠have sexual compatibility with. If your technique is lacking, at least your body's compatibility needs to be good."

"But I'm not mentally prepared to do it right now..."

Her green eyes, staring at the floor, shook like there was an earthquake. Still, she would eventually accept my demand. Just as it said in her Sexmuwiki entry, meeting me was an opportunity that wouldn't come again in her lifetime.

However, the words that came out were different from what I expected.

"I-I'll practice!"

"Practice?"

"Yes! So that you can be satisfied, Jihoon! I'll practice doing it with my mouth and come back!"

She'd said she'd do anything, but she wanted to protect her virginity after all. Honestly, I had nothing to lose, so there was no need to accept her opinion. But hearing the word "practice" made me think of something I wanted to write in her Sexmuwiki document.

"Hmm..."

"Please! I'll practice really hard!"

She begged me with a serious face, completely unaware of what I was thinking. I pretended to be deep in thought before answering in a generous tone.

"Alright. But you have to practice properly. It's rare for you to show interest, Yuna. I'd feel bad if we couldn't date because you were bad at night stuff."

"Yes! Trust me!"

Seeing her nod with her breasts still covered in semen almost made me laugh. Anyway, our workout session ended there.

After exchanging goodbyes and returning home, I immediately took out my phone.

Other than the romantic/sexual experience and events sections being updated, there wasn't much new content. Well, what we'd done today was so minimal it was embarrassing to even call it a taste, so that made sense.

'Still, it looks like she was willing to use her mouth and hands but didn't want to go all the way down there?'

I was curious what Park Yuna was thinking right now. Was she relieved that she'd avoided penetration? Or was she too busy practicing her technique to think about anything else? Whatever she was doing, she was destined to realize that she shouldn't have set her sights on another person's money.

'I wonder how much she'll improve with practice.'

That's what I thought, but unfortunately, I would never get to see the results of her practice. It was all because of what I was about to write in her document.

I couldn't wait to see the look on her face when she got confused. I had to make sure she learned that playing the honey trap wasn't nearly as easy as she thought.

After putting my phone away, I spent the time editing the YouTube videos I'd been neglecting while thinking about how to explain this to Iseor noona. Then, three days later, just as I was wondering how long ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠I should wait and thinking about contacting her, a text from Park Yuna saying she was ready popped up on my phone screen.