If She’s After My Money, I’ll Go After Her Body

The two-day, one-night trip with Iseor noona at the pension had been an absolute blast. We talked for hours, ate delicious food, and had nonstop sex—raw, creampie-filled sex at that. We woke up and went at it again, then did it once more in the shower, nearly missing checkout. But in the end, we wrapped everything up without any issues.

After such a perfect time together, I was now trudging home alone. The real-world problems that noona had briefly helped me forget were slowly raising their heads again in my mind.

One billion… one billion…

Honestly, it still didn’t feel real. I had a bank account with a billion won in it? Some people might say, “That’s not actually that much money,” but for a college student like me, it was such a massive amount that I had no idea how to manage it.

I guess I’ll just leave it as is for now. It’s not like I’m going to start a business or invest. Maybe I should at least put some of it into a fixed deposit.

I’d heard plenty of stories about people who won the lottery only to lose their fortune and their relationships. I couldn’t afford to ruin this enormous stroke of luck that had fallen into my lap.

The more I think about it, the crazier it seems…

The number one billion gave me a sense of security and stability I had never felt before. It was like having several extra lives in the game called life. Even more surprising was the fact that all of this had come from a woman who had approached me with impure intentions.

Money is money, but what should I do about the woman downstairs?

Since she had spoken to me again last Sunday, it was obvious she would keep pestering me. Setting aside the fact that she had given me a billion won, I wanted an apology for secretly searching my house and to make sure she never approached me again.

Should I just report her to the police? But can you even file a report just for someone searching your house?

While my mind spun in circles, I arrived home before I knew it.

I’ll think about that woman later. For now, the first thing I need to do is…

I set down my suitcase and immediately opened the Sexmuwiki app that I hadn’t been able to check at the pension. I had turned off the notifications and avoided looking at it out of fear that noona might see. I had used the Cleaning Cam to tidy up the bedroom while she slept, but I had been so exhausted afterward that I fell asleep without checking the documents.

▽ 1. Overview

A popular Pajijik streamer and YouTube creator in South Korea. Han Jihoon’s exclusive pussy and sex partner.

▽ (Omitted)

▽ 6. Romantic and Sexual History

　• No dating experience. Has had multiple sexual encounters with Han Jihoon but had never been creampied before.

　→ Now regularly has sex with Han Jihoon and has recently begun receiving creampies. She believes that as long as contraception is handled properly, it feels good enough to do occasionally.

▽ 7. Erogenous Zones

　• (Omitted)

　• Cervix and Porchio: Thanks to her natural constitution, she can feel pleasure without any special training. Because Han Jihoon’s cock is so thick, even when it only strikes her cervix, the surrounding porchio gets stimulated. This allows her to reach porchio orgasms in any position. Although she can feel pleasure without training, consistent stimulation makes the sensations even stronger. Recently, due to frequent use, she has become so sensitive that even the feeling of semen hitting her cervix registers as pleasure.

▽ (Omitted)

▽ 11. Relationship with Han Jihoon

　• (Omitted)

　• Unlike before, when she believed she could never become lovers with Han Jihoon, she is now shaken by his displays of affection.

▽ 12. Events and Incidents

　• Accompanied Han Jihoon on a pension trip for a YouTube advertisement, spending time alone together. On this day, she experienced her first creampie. The amount was so excessive for the first time that her lower belly became visibly swollen with semen.

Looking at the sexual history section, it really did say that creampies felt good enough to do occasionally as long as contraception was managed properly. As expected, while she was worried about getting pregnant, it seemed noona also enjoyed being filled. The changes in her erogenous zone section caught my eye too. So what she said about going crazy from the feeling of semen hitting her cervix was true. Day by day, her body was being developed in increasingly perverted ways. It made me feel both a little guilty and strangely proud.

Oh!

This was the best news of all. It said Iseor noona was shaken by me. Did that mean becoming lovers with her wasn’t far off? Next time, I should give her a gift to show my sincerity.

Although the Schrödinger’s Gift Box was gone, I now had a billion won in its place.

If noona and I really become lovers…

Just imagining that picture I had only dreamed of suddenly feeling close made a smile creep across my face. But then another concern surfaced—one unrelated to the woman downstairs or the billion won. It was something I should have thought about long ago but had deliberately ignored.

It was the condition required to maintain my user authority in Sexmuwiki.

It said that if a blank document appears and I don’t fill it, I lose my authority…

In simple terms, every time a blank document appeared, I had to create a new sex partner. Honestly, like any other guy, I had fantasized about situations like those in manga or novels—having sexual relationships with multiple beautiful women. But that was just a “it would be nice if it happened” kind of wish. I didn’t want Iseor noona to get hurt because of my desires. No matter what anyone said, she was my top priority.

What if I just write down ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a target in the blank document and leave it? That would technically count as filling the document, right?

It seemed like a decent idea, but given Sexmuwiki’s nature of encouraging consistent sexual activity, I doubted it would allow that. I wasn’t sure.

If leaving a new document blank wasn’t possible…

I’ll have no choice but to convince Iseor noona.

If I could enjoy the situation I had dreamed of and noona could naturally accept it, wouldn’t that be a happy ending for everyone? The problem was that a normal person would never understand the concept of a harem from a novel.

How on earth am I supposed to convince her? Damn, this is overwhelming.

No matter how hard I tried to make my brain work, no plausible method came to mind. In the end, I decided to leave this problem to my future self.

Right at that moment—

“Oh?”

A new message had arrived from Sexmuwiki, whose notification function I had just turned back on. An authority level increase. I wondered what kind of reward I would get.

Giving me three points at once was pretty generous. I wondered if there were more rewards.

My expectation turned out to be correct.

The reward that had filled me with expectation just moments ago now filled me with regret.

What the hell? Of all times?

The old saying that even a tiger comes when mentioned was apparently true. Though Sexmuwiki wasn’t a person, the timing was uncanny.

Is this for real…

According to the explanation I saw when I first got the app, losing authority would make it as if the app’s contents had never existed. Did that mean all the progress I had made with noona would disappear too? It probably wasn’t that extreme, but not knowing the exact scope still filled me with fear.

Huh?

Did this world not want to give me any time to think? This time, Iseor noona was calling. I took a deep breath, calmed my racing heart as much as possible, and answered.

“Yeah, noona. What’s up?”

—Are you home?

“Just got here.”

—I see. I just wanted to say thanks for going with me.

“Ah…”

Should I tell her right now? That I had to create another sex partner?

“What’s there to thank me for? You did almost all the work and paid for everything. I basically just played around.”

—Still, you took the time to go far away with me.

“What are you talking about? I really enjoyed this trip. Let’s go again next time. I’ll pay then.”

—No need. What money do you have?

“No, I can afford that much. Let’s really go again.”

—…Okay. We’ll talk about it when the time comes. Anyway, get some rest now that you’re home.

“Yeah. See you later, noona.”

Click.

In the end, I couldn’t say it. I didn’t know how to make her understand, and I was scared of losing the goodwill I had barely earned from her, so I just acted like nothing was wrong. Of course, none of the problems were solved, and I ended up clutching my head in my quiet room.

What am I supposed to do?

The task was clear. I had to convince Iseor noona that I needed to create another sex partner. If I could just solve this one problem, my situation would be unbelievably happy. But that single problem felt impossibly heavy.

Using Sexmuwiki to change noona’s mind would solve it easily, but my last shred of conscience refused to let me do that.

Damn it. There’s no answer.

It looked like I would have to put off telling noona until she could fully understand my deepest feelings.

That left deciding who the new sex ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠partner would be as the next problem to solve.

Ding-dong. Ding-dong.

Even though it was a familiar doorbell sound, today it only grated on my nerves. Still, I hid my irritation as best I could and opened the front door.

“Who is— Ah.”

“Hello! It’s the person from 101!”

It was that woman from downstairs again. Having already figured out her intentions, my voice naturally dropped.

“…Yes. What do you need?”

“Did you finish all the tangerines I gave you last time?”

“Yeah, pretty much.”

I had actually given them all to Iseor noona to eat with her mom, but I didn’t bother telling the truth.

“I see! I brought some more. There’s too many for me to eat alone… hehe.”

“…Again?”

“Oh, it’s not like there’s any other meaning behind it! There’s just really a lot, so please don’t feel burdened and enjoy them!”

No other meaning, my ass. It was obvious she was trying hard to make a good impression. If I had actually fallen for this woman, she probably would have taken not only the billion won but also the precious inheritance my parents left me. No matter how much she smiled and acted cute, I couldn’t look at her favorably.

“If you want more, just tell me. I’ll bring them over anytime!”

…Still, her face really was beautiful. Her breasts were unrealistically large too. Even while cursing her in my head, I kept glancing at them. If I had to make a new sex partner anyway, it would be nice if it was someone this pretty.

…Wait a second.

A thought suddenly struck me. Why was I agonizing over this? Couldn’t I just choose her?

I had to make a sex partner anyway. While I was at it, I could fix her bad habit of seeing men as walking wallets.

“Well, I’ll be going now. Enjoy the tangerines!”

“Hold on.”

“Yes?”

I stopped the woman from downstairs as she tried to leave. Her expression seemed to say she hadn’t expected me to call her back. But I had already decided—she would be the owner of the second ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠blank document.

If she was after my money, then I would go after her body.

“You asked me to teach you how to exercise last time, right?”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“I’ll teach you. Can I come down this evening?”