I Never Expected Noona to Kiss Me First

I groaned softly as my eyes fluttered open. The ceiling above me wasn’t the familiar one from our house—it was the plain, off-white ceiling of a motel room.

Right. I fell asleep here after going absolutely wild with Iseor noona.

More precisely, she had passed out first like she’d fainted from exhaustion. I’d cleaned up the delivery food we’d ordered but never touched, then finally crashed.

“…”

Noona was sleeping peacefully beside me, her face looking incredibly refreshed. It was hard to believe the intense, almost violent sex we’d had last night had even happened. She’d taken every inch of my 22-centimeter cock and we’d fucked for hours, yet here she was, sleeping with such a comfortable, relaxed expression. I genuinely couldn’t understand it.

What time is it…?

I reached for my phone as carefully as possible so I wouldn’t wake her, keeping my body still. The screen read 9:58 a.m. Checkout wasn’t until noon, so we still had some time.

Making sure the phone’s back was facing her so she wouldn’t see the screen, I quietly opened Sexmuwiki.

Oh, nice. Points came in. Let’s see what changed.

I double-checked that she was still asleep, then quietly opened her document.

Seeing the numbers really drove home just how hard we’d gone at it until dawn. I kept scrolling with a short sigh of admiration, and something interesting caught my eye.

There was a lot of technical jargon, but the last sentence really got to me. A body built for having sex with me. In simple terms, just as my dick was abnormally large, it seemed noona had an abnormally perfect body to match. It made me feel strangely proud, like the universe was telling me our connection wasn’t just some random coincidence.

So that’s why she never felt pain even when I went all the way in.

One mystery solved, I scrolled down feeling refreshed.

The Porchio entry had been added to her erogenous zones. Just hitting her cervix would stimulate the Porchio, and she could climax from it in any position. I’d always thought her body seemed made for sex whenever I looked at her, but I never imagined it was literally true.

Her fetish section got updated too.

The information that secretly smelling my scent made her more aroused was something I already knew. The interesting part was that it wasn’t just the secrecy—it specifically required my scent or semen to be present. Come to think of it, even when she masturbated during her stream, she was wearing that cum mask.

It was a pretty nice piece of information, knowing how important my scent was to her. But what made me the proudest was the section about our relationship. It was a complete 180 from the previous information that had labeled me a potential sex criminal. There was no way I could have imagined a situation like this before. It was all thanks to Sexmuwiki.

Whoever made this thing… I’m seriously so grateful…!

Everything else was just a record of what had happened between us yesterday and today. I was about to close the app when—

A beneficial effect? Like how my stamina had been enhanced, was something happening to noona too?

The answer was in the miscellaneous section.

This was welcome news for me too. With this effect, no matter how long or hard I went at her, she wouldn’t wake up with muscle pain the next day.

Now that I’d checked everything, I was about to turn off my phone when—

Another one? …Well, leveling up is never a bad thing. I should be happy.

I had no idea what “more special rewards or items” meant right now, so I’d just have to look forward to the next time I got a reward.

“Hoo…”

Now I’d really seen everything. Maybe because I’d just learned about the Porchio information, my eyes unconsciously drifted to noona’s lower belly as she slept beside me. On stream she acted like she’d never get involved with a man in her life, yet her body had already been perfectly prepared to accept one. Still, it felt a little disappointing. In porn, developing a girl’s Porchio was supposed to be part of the fun. If she could already feel pleasure from it without any work, it felt like one fun element had been taken away.

…Wait a second.

I didn’t need to feel disappointed at all. I had Sexmuwiki, didn’t I?

Good. I’ll just add this sentence…

Perfect. This way I could enjoy watching noona feel even more pleasure in the future. From her perspective, it was a chance to feel even better, so it wasn’t a loss for her either.

After staring at so much text, I suddenly felt like looking at something nice to refresh my eyes. My gaze naturally turned to the side, tracing over noona’s sleeping body.

“…”

She was still wearing the same cheap, vulgar lingerie from before we fell asleep—the kind with holes strategically placed over all the important parts. Even now, if I wanted, I could fuck her without removing a single piece. It was literally optimized for sex. Through the ornate embroidery, her nipples and precious place were clearly visible, and just looking at them felt like it was healing my eyes.

“Mmm…”

When I gently cupped one of her breasts, a cute little nasal sound escaped her. Not long after, her long lashes fluttered and her eyelids opened.

“Ugh…”

“You awake?”

“…What time is it?”

“A little past ten. We can take our time getting ready and leave.”

“I see… Ngh. Haaah…!”

She sat up and stretched both arms toward the ceiling. The pale, seductive folds of her underarm caught my eye.

“Weird. I thought I was really drunk last night, but my body feels so light.”

It was thanks to Sexmuwiki’s ‘Healthy Sex’ effect, but of course she didn’t know that, so I played dumb.

“It just means you felt that good.”

“You think…?”

“Noona, don’t tell me you don’t remember what we did here?”

“I-I remember. Of course I do…”

The memories of last night must have come flooding back, because her cheeks turned as red as strawberries.

“…Sorry for acting so drunk. I guess I had too much on my mind.”

“It’s fine. Just don’t say stuff like you hate yourself or ask if I hate you too.”

“…Yeah. Got it.”

“Good girl.”

I said it playfully like I was talking to a kid, and noona’s eyes, which had been blushing just a moment ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠ago, sharpened instantly.

“You’ve really gotten way too cocky compared to how you used to be.”

“Have I?”

I kept up the innocent act and reached out to touch her breasts again, which kept jiggling temptingly in front of me.

“Eep! Hey, what are you doing?”

“What? We’re sex partners, aren’t we?”

“…Then I’ll do whatever I want too.”

Noona suddenly yanked away the blanket covering us. My naked lower half was completely exposed, and she crawled on all fours until she was positioned right in front of my crotch.

“Sluuuurp… Haaaa…♡”

Without hesitation, she buried her face in and took a deep, loud sniff of my cock. She seemed to have calmly accepted her perverted nature now—her expression looked more relaxed than before.

“You went to sleep without washing, didn’t you?”

“I used up all my energy. I just passed out.”

“Good boy. Haa… It’s so thick and strong it feels like my nose is going to go crooked.”

No matter how many times I heard compliments for not washing, I still couldn’t get used to it. She must have decided to be completely honest with her desires now, because after sniffing a few more times, she suddenly took me into her mouth.

“Hauuup. Mmph, huum… Mph, uup!”

Chup, chup, chu-bop, ju-bop!

She pressed her lips tightly around me and moved her head up and down, sucking hard. She must have learned exactly how to milk me from all our experience, because the stimulation was intense right from the start.

“Kgh, noona…!”

“Mmph! Uuup! Buup, uubup!”

Chup, chu-bop! Chuup, chu-bobop!

She didn’t even glance at my face, completely focused on sucking my cock. It felt like my dick was the main character and I was just an accessory. No matter what I was thinking, noona’s head refused to stop moving.

Zubop, chubop, chuop, chuoop!

“Ugh!”

Maybe she was getting impatient because she wanted my cum quickly. She shortened the range of her movements and began focusing entirely on my glans. The more her lips caught on the ridge of my cockhead, the stronger the pleasure became, and the pressure building in my balls grew heavier.

“Huuup… Huuuup…”

After shaking her head vigorously for a while, she seemed to get tired and stopped moving her lips up and down. But she hadn’t stopped trying to make me cum. Instead of just holding me quietly while she caught her breath, she stuck her tongue out through the gap between her lips and cock, swirling it around and tickling my glans.

“Noona, where the hell did you learn this…!”

Ignoring my question, her busy tongue moved to torment the sensitive area just beneath my glans. Not only was she persistently teasing one of a man’s most sensitive spots, she even grabbed the shaft with her hand and started stroking it firmly. In the end, my urge to cum reached its limit.

“Uuuup! Uup!”

Gulp… Gulp… Gulp…♡

With a loose, satisfied expression, she diligently swallowed every drop of semen I pumped into her mouth. Even though my load was enormous thanks to Sexmuwiki’s effects, she drank so quickly that her cheeks never had time to puff up.

“Uup… Haaaa…”

Noona breathed heavily through her wide-open mouth with a satisfied look on her face. When I peeked inside, there wasn’t a single trace of my cum left.

“All done? We should start getting ready to leave.”

“…”

Instead of answering, she just stared at me intently. Or rather, at my lips? I was wondering what she was doing when she suddenly climbed on top of me, abandoning the cock she loved so much, and pressed her lips against mine.

“Hauup, chuup… Huup, auup…”

The kiss I had forced on her last night had been good, but having her aggressively cling to me like this felt just as nice. We forgot we had to check out and spent a long time mixing our saliva until we were both out of breath. Only then did our tongues finally separate.

“I never expected noona to kiss me first.”

“…This way I can smell your scent even closer. I like it.”

So a girl with a scent fetish even had a special reason for kissing. Interesting.

“If you want, I’ll let you do it whenever you want from now on.”

“…Yeah. But you’re still okay with kissing me right after I drank your cum?”

“Why wouldn’t I be?”

“My friends told me that a guy who still kisses you after you swallow his cum is a good guy.”

It was a bit gross if I thought about it too hard, but when we were actually kissing, her tongue just tasted sweet and I didn’t even think about it.

“Then should we date? According to your friends, I’m a good guy, right?”

“No way. Good guy or not, you’re way too much of a pervert.”

“We’re both perverts, so what does it matter?”

“We’re not the same. I’m still way more normal than you.”

After saying that, noona continued.

“If we seriously dated, it would be like me admitting I’m just as much of a hardcore pervert as you are. So no. I’m only sticking with you because I can’t live without your scent. I can’t help it.”

Aha. So she could accept that she was a pervert, but she refused to admit she was even worse than me? If I only listened to the words, it sounded like she was drawing a clear line between us. It should have felt really hurtful. But maybe because we were lying here naked and clinging to each other in a motel room, it didn’t feel all that ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠different from actually dating. Even though she’d rejected my confession, I didn’t feel the slightest bit depressed.

“And…”

“And?”

“We’ve known each other since we were kids. It’d be so embarrassing. Celebrating anniversaries, calling each other ‘honey’ and ‘baby,’ holding hands in public… How could I do any of that? It’d give me goosebumps.”

Did every couple who dated have to do those things? These days there were plenty of couples who acted more like comfortable friends.

“Alright. Just don’t regret it later.”

I said it playfully, but I had no intention of giving up here. After all, Iseor noona was the ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠one who made me decide to use Sexmuwiki in the first place. There was no way I could be satisfied with just being sex partners. I didn’t want to pressure her, but I was definitely going to win her heart.

Completely unaware of my thoughts, noona snorted.

“Why would I regret it? This is perfect just the way it is. Like I said, I’m only sticking to you because I can’t help it thanks to your scent.”

“Not bad. After all, I’m the only one who can accept your perverted side.”

The moment I said that, a small fist smacked into my chest.

“Oof! Why are you hitting me all of a sudden?”

“I wanted to argue back but I couldn’t think of anything, so I got annoyed.”

“Using your fists before your words is a bad habit.”

“Then say nicer things.”

The grumbling noona’s gaze slowly drifted downward.

“…What time did you say it was again? Shouldn’t we get ready right away?”

“We still have time. You can suck me a little more if you want.”

“R-really?”

When I nodded, she moved back down to my lower half again. She ended up milking two more loads out of me before our first motel stay finally came to an end.