Chapter 29
Chapter 29
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 29
Chapter Title: Ppangit's Song Rush and Park Haneul Deal
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-Ppangit♥ª has started broadcasting.
Perfect timing—Ppangit's broadcast kicked off.
Lee Hyunwoo closed out Darling's stream, where he'd been lurking without logging in, then signed in and hopped into Ppangit's room.
-Unemployed King hyung welcome~♥
"Chairman! Come on in! Ppamppa-ppambba-ba! Bamba-ppambaba!"
As Lee Hyunwoo entered, Ppangit sang the welcome tune right from her mouth.
She hustled to cue up the BGM too.
A singing major, Ppangit nailed the harmony with the backing track, humming the flashy entry song with real flair.
-Hyung ㅎㅇ
-Did hyung arrive?
Ppangit's handful of loyal viewers gave Lee Hyunwoo a nod too.
This was priming the pump—you had to drop some coins or look out of place.
Lee Hyunwoo slid his mouse over and hit the coin gift button.
-Entrance fee.
"Waaah! As expected from our Chairman! Thank you so much. I wasn't angling for an entrance fee or anything, but I'll put it to good use gratefully."
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-You totally weren't fishing for it right? ㅋㅋㅋ
-Ppangit's gone full pro broadcaster
-Yeah, kinda miss those pure early days ㅋㅋㅋ
Low-viewer streams had their charm.
The back-and-forth between the BJ and her small crowd flowed easy, with this weird sticky vibe among the watchers.
Ppangit's room was no different.
When she wasn't talking, they'd chat it up among themselves for fun or toss coins to spark some interplay with her.
But with Lee Hyunwoo—this ecosystem-wrecking whale—in the room, everything spun around him now.
No way around it; his coin power outgunned the whole room combined.
Ppangit had no choice but to laser-focus on him.
And the viewers? They got it, accepted it.
This was about making bank, after all.
Zero surprise zeroing in on the big donor.
Plus, a whale in the house brought perks galore—no complaints.
-Guys, drop one song request each. I'll cover 'em. Fan club's at ten folks now. Here's ten to start.
-10 song requests
"Aaa! Unemployed oppa! Angel Ppangit x10! Thank you so much. B-but ten songs back-to-back this early in the stream feels kinda intense..."
-Whoa ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Thanks hyung!
-Mine's the intro song!
-Unemployed-nim as always!
-Please do N.O.X's "Killing in the Love"
-One song then chill a few mins.
Lee Hyunwoo kept the chat in play even while bantering with Ppangit.
To command real respect, you had to tend the chat window too.
-Can Dry Biscuit request too?
-Dry Biscuit hit fan club, I'll cover it for ya.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Classy as hell hyung
-Ah ㅋㅋㅋ song request for 1 coin? You're insane generous
-Tokens count too—just fan up.
-Oh and hit recommend + favorites plz.
Tokens meant ad-view coins, usually tagged (AD) in the system.
As fan joins piled up, Ppangit's smile widened.
More fans meant more coin cuts for her.
Even knowing 250,000 were incoming today, it was still a thrill.
-We're on a roll—let's do a daily special. Change the title. Fan join gets one request song. This covers ten upfront.
-Ooooo!!!!
-As expec-ted!!!!
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ppangit your throat's toast today ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I'm all for it!!
"Aaa... in the end, I'm the only one slaving away."
-And only you rake in the cash.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Facts facts ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋ spot on
"Ugh... got it. Wasn't planning this, but today's song stream it is. Tide's in, time to row—let's go all out!"
Ppangit swapped the stream title.
Then it was sing, break, sing, break on repeat.
Viewers trickled in bit by bit.
Lee Hyunwoo savored the stream, pelting Ppangit with cash.
Of all his sponsored BJs, she had the best thwack—pure impact.
Loser vibe? Airhead charm? Whatever it was, her reactions hit just right, all juicy and on point.
Mid-stream bliss, his smartphone buzzed.
Park Haneul.
Lee Hyunwoo muted the laptop and picked up.
Casual hello.
"Hey."
"Ah! Y-yes! Hello! BJ Park Haneul speaking!"
Her voice dripped with nerves, super tense.
Lee Hyunwoo let out a low chuckle.
"I know who you are. Bet you've got a ton to say—meet up and talk? Namsan Hotel, room 1114."
"Hotel...?"
"Yeah. You get the drift, right? Looks like you just rolled out of bed. Shower here's fine—just grab toiletries and makeup and head over. Oh, refusing's cool too."
Park Haneul had sworn she'd do anything.
So Lee Hyunwoo laid it all out.
No skin off his nose if she bailed.
Truth was, her face wasn't his type anyway.
Might miss out on that body, but with Yeoujjing and Darling in the mix, he was set.
"I'll come. Heading out now."
Zero hesitation.
Straight-up agreeing to the hotel, implication and all.
She was that desperate for cash.
About thirty minutes later.
While glued to Ppangit's stream, a woman in a cap pulled low showed at the door.
Track pants and hoodie couldn't hide her curves.
Park Haneul.
"Come on in."
"Yes..."
"Grab a seat. Not a suite, so drinks are meh."
He pulled a canned drink from the minibar fridge and set it in front of her.
She dipped her head low, taking the offered can.
No chitchat like with his other female BJs.
Park Haneul had walked in bowed and picked last.
Bottom of the barrel, even among the desperate.
Straight to business.
Tempting offer first.
"One mil coins monthly. The female BJs I back pull about a mil a month, quarter-mil weekly. Ah, hasn't hit a full month yet—call it incoming."
One mil coins: hundred mil won.
Eye-watering sum—her pupils quivered hard.
Her gaze swam with greed and raw need.
"So? Want that mil monthly?"
"Yes! Do that, and I'll treat you like a lifelong savior."
"One catch, though."
Lee Hyunwoo strung it out.
Catching his look, Park Haneul nodded like she got it and rose.
"I'll go wash up now."
"Hahaha. That's a side detail—not the main condition. Sit, hear me out. Fifteen percent cashback. Mil monthly means kicking back fifteen mil won; quarter-mil weekly, 3.75 mil. Deal? Can you swing it?"
"Huh? Cashback...?"
Blindsided, she froze, brain churning.
Lee Hyunwoo broke it down to ease the math—fees, VAT, income tax.
"Hit a hundred mil monthly: after standard BJ cut, VAT, and income tax, you're left with 35.1 mil. Dock fifteen mil, pocket 20.1 mil. And cashback's only on what I give—no touch on your side earnings. Stack that with your usual, and you're way up."
"...Sounds good. I'm in."
"Smart call. Contract sealed—time to get friendly? Ah, I'm older; banmal cool?"
"Whatever's comfy for you."
"Sweet. You too, casual speech. Ready to head in?"
Lee Hyunwoo stripped down easy in front of her.
Park Haneul went rigid, statue-still.
She'd braced for it, but the pace left her mind scrambling.
"W-we're showering together...?"
"Told you—building rapport. Nothing bonds like skin-on-skin. Strip quick. Lemme in."
"Y-yes, got it!"
No refusing Lee Hyunwoo, not for her.
Trembling fingers gripped her hoodie zipper.
Clothes peeled away, revealing a perfectly ripened body.
Body for the ages.
Breasts runner-up to Jeong So-rim and Yeoujjing?
Just-right size with killer volume.
"Aa...!"
Couldn't resist—Lee Hyunwoo groped her chest.
Soft yet springy, molding perfectly to his palm.
Park Haneul stood frozen under the rough touch, trapped.
"Real C-cup? Feels way bigger."
"Underbust runs wide too."
"Right, cup's bust-under diff. Still, this gap's wild. Neat. All off? Let's go."
His hand slid naturally to her waist.
Gripping her, he led to the bathroom.
Tub was filled—he'd prepped for a shared soak.
Something he'd dying to try.
Bathing with a woman, bodies submerged.
Impossible in a tub-less studio.
"Whoa, tattoo's massive—bigger than I figured?"
Bathroom in, he took in her figure slow and thorough.
Artificial features, huge rack.
Nipped waist, fat ass.
And her back: massive cherry blossoms with koi swimming through.
"Did it young."
"Lived wild, huh?"
"Yeah... foolish youth. Messed around—no payoff. Money's brutal to scrape now. If I'd known life'd turn out like this, I'd have crammed in school..."
Park Haneul spilled her backstory, cautious.