Chapter 83: I analyzed Master Commoner's interests and hobbies to find a lady with the most appealing body type.
Chapter 83: I analyzed Master Commoner's interests and hobbies to find a lady with the most appealing body type.
Yuria Madeline held her teacup, unable to offer a single word in response.
"I’d like Yuria to become an onahole just like me. Do you think you can handle it?"
Ona... hole?
What is an onahole?
Yuria couldn't comprehend the meaning of the word.
Is it a term used only in the Imperial Palace...?
She had heard rumors before. That the Imperial Family used special vocabulary distinct from that of ordinary nobles.
It probably means something like 'true friend,' as the Princess mentioned earlier...?
Inferring from their conversation so far, that was the most logical interpretation.
Once her thoughts reached that conclusion, Yuria felt at ease. This was an opportunity. The Imperial Princess had approached her first, showing favor and suggesting she become her closest friend.
I can't let this chance slip away...!
Just as her father desired, she had to engrave the name of House Madeline deeply into the Princess's mind.
"Yes...! I can do it!"
"I'm glad you answered that way, Yuria."
"I... I look forward to being in your care! Your Highness!"
Yuria bowed her head deeply.
The Princess carefully set down her tea. Even as the porcelain met the table, not a single clink was heard.
As expected... she is so elegant.
Even the simple act of putting down a teacup was graceful, her poise impeccable. Maintaining her straight posture, the Princess spoke to Yuria.
"Then... shall we begin our onahole activities right away?"
"Onahole... activities?"
"Yes. I'm sure you'll do great, Yuria."
...What on earth were onahole activities?
Yuria’s mind raced. If 'onahole' meant 'to be close friends,' then...
She must be talking about some kind of social bonding activity, right?
Yuria reached that conclusion and replied.
"Yes! I am ready."
"Good. Then..."
Rustle.
"...?"
As soon as the Princess finished speaking, a strange sound filled the room. The sound of high-quality fabric—the kind used for fine garments—brushing against itself.
Yuria peeked up and looked at the Princess in front of her.
"...Eh?"
The Princess... was taking off her clothes.
"Mmm... this part is a bit difficult to undo."
"Want some help?"
"Yes. It's a bit hard to take off by myself."
"Sure, why not."
The Commoner, who had been sitting in the corner, stood up and approached the Princess. Looking at where he had been, it was the seat of honor.
...A commoner sitting in the seat of honor in front of the Princess?
Even in a private setting, such a thing was unthinkable. But before Yuria could even process the situation, something even more shocking occurred.
"Do I just untie this?"
"Yes. Please undo the laces on my back."
"……!?"
A mere commoner. And a man, at that! Touching the Princess's body.
As he began to undo the laces of the high-end dress one by one, the Commoner grumbled irritably.
"Damn, these clothes are unnecessarily complicated."
"Is that so? I suppose it's because it's a top-tier dress for the Imperial Family."
Of course it was. That single dress likely cost as much as a decent mansion. It was a gown that even Yuria, a noble, wouldn't dare dream of owning.
"It's a pain, so I'm just gonna rip it, okay?"
Rip... it...?
The Commoner grabbed the waist of the dress and tore it apart with his bare hands.
Riiiip—! Riiiiiip—!
"Kyaaa...!?"
"Y-Your Highness!"
Yuria instinctively bolted upright.
I-I have to stop him, right...!?
Her mind thought so, but her body wouldn't move. The reason was simple: the Princess didn't look like someone being threatened at all.
On the contrary.
"Master Commoner... Haa...♡ You're so cool."
She looked delighted that he had torn it.
"They're beautiful every time I see them. My Princess's milk jugs."
"Mngh♡ I'm so glad you like them, Master Commoner."
The dress was already little more than rags. It was a mere scrap of fabric hanging off her, something a beggar beyond the castle walls might wear. Her upper body was completely exposed, revealing her white skin and her slightly pert breasts, while the lower half was barely a remnant of a skirt.
Above all else...
The Princess's breasts, which no one in the Empire would dare even look at...
Squeeze♡
"So soft and squishy!"
The Commoner began to knead them with his large, rough hands.
"Your... Your Highness...?"
"Mmmmmm...♡"
Yuria couldn't find any more words. The Princess seemed to have completely forgotten Yuria's voice, closing her eyes and acting coquettishly while her breasts were being handled by the Commoner.
G-Get a grip! Yuria!
Even if she couldn't understand what was happening, she understood one thing: the Princess was consenting to this.
M-Maybe in the palace, it's normal for close friends to touch each other's breasts?
Proving intimacy by showing one's body... Come to think of it, it was entirely possible.
They say things we can't even imagine happen openly in the Imperial Palace...!
Since such rumors actually existed, it wasn't unreasonable for the uninformed Yuria to judge the situation this way.
"Yuria?"
The Princess, still having her breasts fondled, called out to her.
"Yes...! Yes!"
"Would you like to take off your clothes too, Yuria?"
"My... clothes?"
The moment had come.
"Yes. You have to take off your clothes to participate in onahole activities."
Yuria still didn't understand why that led to taking off her clothes, but...
It's to become friends with the Princess...!
Yuria was quick-witted and decisive.
"......U-Understood!"
Yuria cautiously began to undo the front of her dress.
Ugh...!
She squeezed her eyes shut.
It's embarrassing, but I only have to do this once for Father!
Slide.
Rustle. Rustle.
Only the sound of clothes being removed filled the quiet room. Watching the scene, the Commoner let out a vulgar whistle.
"Whew~. She's definitely bigger than Serna, isn't she?"
"Hngh...!"
A commoner who shouldn't even dare to look her in the eye... was casually enjoying the sight of her undressing. Not only that, he was even harassing her with such shameful words...
"Yes. As I mentioned, she has a size that you would like, Master Commoner."
"I think I detect a hint of jealousy in your voice, Serna-chan?"
"Not at all. As Master Commoner's Onahole No. 1, I don't feel any jealousy whatsoever."
What kind of conversation is that even...?
Yuria couldn't understand their words even as she stripped. She simply assumed there was some deeper meaning behind it all.
"I... I'm finished, Your Highness."
Yuria called out to the Princess tentatively. Her dress, its laces undone, fell to her feet. Her breasts were already fully exposed. Yuria was busy trying to cover her nipples with her hands.
So embarrassing...!
To be in such a state in front of a man—and a commoner at that. But she had to endure. For her father!
"Wonderful, Yuria."
"Thank you... for the compliment."
The Princess complimented me...!
It was a good sign. If she kept this up, she could gain the Princess's recognition—
"They are wonderfully shaped breasts. Don't you think so, Master Commoner?"
"Yeah, yeah. Those are some great tits. You picked up a pretty good item."
"I analyzed Master Commoner's interests and hobbies to find a lady with the most appealing body type."
"You're gonna be a great pimp, Serna."
"……???"
What... are they talking about?
"But it's a bit much if she tries to hide them like that, right?"
"I suppose so. Yuria?"
"Ah... yes, yes!"
"Move your hands."
Yuria looked down. She saw her own hands, each covering a nipple.
"T-These...?"
"Yes. Master Commoner says he wants to see the shape of your nipples."
"...???"
'Master Commoner' this, 'Master Commoner' that.
What is that commoner that the Princess is following his orders?
Yuria bit her lip hard. No matter if she was doing this on her father's orders, she couldn't take it anymore. This had crossed the line long ago; it had strayed far beyond the realm of common sense.
Instead of moving her hands from her chest, Yuria slowly opened her mouth.
"Um... Your Highness?"
"What is it, Yuria?"
"This untouchable commoner... who exactly is he?"
The look in Yuria's eyes changed. A sharp, piercing gaze.
"Why is he calling Your Highness by your name? Why... why did he rip Your Highness's clothes and touch your body so freely...?"
Her body trembled slightly at the thought of defying the Princess, but her voice remained firm.
"Why is Your Highness obeying a commoner...?"
No matter how special the Imperial social activities were, everything she had seen so far was utterly unacceptable. An Imperial Princess stripping in front of a commoner and being molested as she offered up her breasts...!
This was clearly a mockery of her and her family. They were testing her to see how far she would obey.
She could accept swallowing her pride for the sake of socializing. She could cater to someone's whims or laugh at boring jokes. She could do all that for her father and her house.
But not this...!
Yuria's family status and pride were not so low that she would tolerate such a shameful act.
"Unless there is a proper explanation for what is happening, I will report today's events to my father...!"