Chapter 15: The Young Lady Who Visited the Stables with Lewd Intentions
Chapter 15: The Young Lady Who Visited the Stables with Lewd Intentions
I returned to the stables.
I wanted to keep cleaning and scout the academy some more, but I had no choice but to come back because Angelica had snapped my broom in half.
"This is useless now."
I tossed the shattered old broom next to the storage shed.
I’d seen another broom earlier when I was checking things out; I’ll just have to use that one.
I carefully picked out a broom.
[ You have acquired an even more decrepit broom! ]
"Wow… this thing belongs in a museum."
It looked like a broom a 150-year-old witch would use. How the hell am I supposed to clean with this?
Well, it’s not like my actual mission is cleaning, so I guess it doesn't matter.
Neigh~.
I heard a horse whinny from the stall next to me.
Horses, huh…
Since this is a place for noble ladies, I suppose horses are important. In modern terms, this place is basically a parking lot. And a luxury apartment parking lot at that. That means there are a lot of expensive cars—no, expensive horses—here.
"Should I take a look?"
I cautiously poked my head into the stable.
Neigh~ Ne-neigh!
The horses welcomed me.
Just so there’s no misunderstanding, I don’t have a thing for bestiality or furries. Noble ladies are the only things that get me hard!
Neigh!
Still, the horses were pretty impressive.
They were quite large, ranging from white to black. Their coats were glossy and well-maintained, clearly showing they were cared for. One white horse even had a golden saddle.
This one definitely belongs to someone high-ranking.
Fine.
"From now on, your name is Unicorn."
No particular reason. He just looks like he’d like virgins.
"Got it? Unicorn?"
Neigh~.
Unicorn snorted as if he understood. Does he actually understand me?
As I stroked his head, I noticed the straw bedding on the floor. It looked higher quality than the bed in my storage room.
These guys are getting better treatment than I am.
Of course, I don’t plan on living like this forever.
It was night. I could see the lights flickering in the dormitory far off in the distance. Inside, countless young ladies would be sleeping, completely defenseless.
After I corrupt those noble ladies with my cock, I’ll be the one receiving invitations from those girls in heat.
「O-Oh, tonight… I would be most pleased if you would come to my room. ……I shall be in Room 315…♡」
I’ll satisfy the blushing lady and spend the night in a comfortable bed.
It’s a perfect plan.
"By the way, I haven't seen a lady who uses that '~desu-wa' style of speech yet."
That’s kind of a turn-on. 'Lady Sawayo.' If there is one, I’ll dote on her like a dog.
"Have you ever seen one? A Lady Sawayo?" I asked Unicorn.
Pffft~!
Guess he hasn't seen one either.
*
As fatigue built up, sleep came easily even on the straw.
It was surprisingly comfortable. Straw, that is. It’s a bit scratchy, but if you lay a blanket over it, it’s quite bearable.
I must have been asleep for a while.
Step, step.
I felt the sound of footsteps approaching from somewhere.
Who is it?
Step, step, step, step.
…Stop.
The footsteps were short and light. It felt like one of the ladies from the academy.
But what would she be doing in the stables?
Is she here to ambush me while I’m sleeping? Is it Angelica? Coming for revenge?
I focused on the sound, keeping a close eye on the situation.
Rustle, rustle.
I heard something rustling. It wasn't in the storage room where I was, but over by the stalls. The horses should be fast asleep right now.
Could her target be the horses instead of me? A horse thief? Grand Theft Horse?
I carefully strained my ears further.
"……%#@$&#. ……It has been a long time, Lord… Unicorn."
Unicorn?
Is she after my Unicorn…!?
I don’t know who it is, but if they touch him, I won’t let them get away with it…!
But what business could she possibly have with my Unicorn?
I listened closer.
"Ah……♡ As expected, such a gallant and magnificent figure……♡"
Snort~!
"……?"
Her tone was strange. Whoever it was, based on the voice and manner of speaking, it was definitely a young lady. But…
Is she using formal honorifics with a horse right now……? And extreme ones at that.
"Ugh……♡ As a daughter of the @$#@^ family…… I know very well that I should not be doing such things……♡"
What family?
Damn it. I couldn't hear the family name properly. Just what kind of prestigious family is she from that she’s acting like this toward a horse!?
I’m curious. So curious…!
"Haa……♡ Lord Unicorn……. Then…… I shall take my leave of modesty again today♡"
Whinny~!
Following the unidentified lady’s feverish voice, I heard a loud rustling sound. That’s the sound of straw being disturbed.
I saw earlier that there was a ton of straw under the horses…….
Is this girl…
Going under the horse right now……?
"Hng……♡ Haa……. L-Lord Unicorn……♡ Please show me your magnificent form again today……♡"
She’s even a Lady Sawayo!
Unicorn, you bastard. Was it a lie when you said you hadn't seen one?
I’m jealous. So jealous…!
Rub, rub.
"Like this…… if I do it like this…♡"
Slide, slide.
I think I know what that sound is. That’s the sound of someone stroking a horse’s hide. I heard it a lot in the stables earlier.
Is she getting close to the horse and rubbing its skin?
"……Gulp."
This… honestly, I want to think it’s not what I think it is.
But it’s exactly what I’m imagining, isn't it?
I couldn't stand the curiosity anymore. What the hell is she trying to do with a horse? What kind of wicked noble lady is so in heat that she’d go for a horse…!
"Hngh…♡ It, it has come out…! Lord Unicorn’s magnificent form……♡"
Magnificent? Just how big is it for her to say that?
I’m on the larger side for a human, but… a horse is a bit much…….
"H-Hngh…! T-Then……♡ Lord Unicooorn…♡"
Rustle.
This time, I heard a different sound. The sound of fabric sliding.
Ten to one, that’s the sound of the lady taking off her clothes…!
I can’t take it anymore. I have to see who it is.
I need to see what kind of perverted lady is secretly doing something so vulgar…!
[ Activating Noble Radar. ]
Now, who are you……!
"Hieee!?"
"?"
Zzzzt….
I heard a sound like the radar was fizzling out.
[ Noble Radar search failed. ]
"W-W-Who is there!?"
The lady’s voice rose in panic.
What? The Noble Radar didn't work?
"I-Is someone there? Did someone just use m-magic on me…!?"
Magic?
Does using the radar count as casting magic on the target? And she deflected it?
It can’t be helped. Since it’s come to this, I have to see with my own eyes…!
I immediately ran to the storage door and threw it wide open.
Bang!
"Got… you…?"
Neigh~.
The stable was only filled with horses. I could see the stable entrance swaying as if someone had just rushed out.
Tap, tap, tap, tap…….
The sound of the lady’s footsteps faded into the darkness in the distance.
"Dammit…."
I missed her by a hair.
"You okay, Unicorn?"
Neigh~!
Unicorn seemed fine. In fact, he looked like he was in a good mood.
I glanced down at him.
"Hmm……."
It’s smaller than I thought? I could probably compete with that.
"You… you’re surprisingly small-time, Unicorn."
Pffft!!
The damn colt started spitting at me as if he were angry.
But then.
"……Huh?"
I saw something fallen on the straw floor of the stall. Something silver was glinting.
Ho. A necklace?
[ You have acquired someone's necklace! ]
*
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
I heard a rooster in the distance.
My second morning here. My body must have already adapted, because I didn't feel as tired as I expected despite sleeping on straw.
It was still early, so there was some time before classes started. In that case, should I do some training for the first time in a while?
To build the male power necessary to corrupt noble ladies, I have to keep pushing myself with progressive overload every single day!
Slap, slap!
I slapped my own cheeks twice to wake myself up.
I took off my shirt, dropped into a sprint start, and…
"Hah!"
I started a full-on sprint!
I began running like a madman through the woods surrounding the stables!
"Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff!"
I took short breaths and increased my speed even more.
There’s only one reason to do cardio like running: to build the erection endurance that lasts forever…!
It really helps with maintaining an erection, so make sure to run. Do it twice a day!
"Huff, haah! Huff, haah!"
I maintained my breathing technique and inhaled the air of St. Fellatio Girls' Academy. The scent of young ladies lingering in this fresh air is enough to drive a man crazy!
But I’ve been feeling eyes on me for a while now…….
Let them watch. Behold my magnificent muscles!
"Haaaaaaah!!"
I sprinted through the woods like a lunatic.
……….
…….
"Whew."
After finishing my run, I returned to the stables. There was a stream trickling nearby, so I washed off the sweat with the water.
It was refreshing. I felt like a man of nature.
I looked at my reflection in the water.
Good. No muscle loss. My overwhelming male power is still intact.
I should think of a routine to squeeze in some weight training later when I have a break from cleaning.
"A-Are you… Mr. 6.9?"
"Huh?"
Who is it? Interrupting a man admiring his own handsome muscles.
I turned my head to see a woman standing there, hesitating. Looking closely, she was wearing a maid uniform.
"……A maid?"
"I-I’ve come as a messenger. You are… Mr. 6.9, correct?"
She immediately looked away as soon as our eyes met.
"That’s me."
I stepped closer to the maid as if to confirm my identity.
"What’s your business?"
"Ah……."
The maid’s face turned red.
As someone who has seen the gazes of countless women in my past life, I can tell. This maid right now can’t take her eyes off my muscles.
She’s fallen for it. My male power.
"I-I’ve come to…… deliver a message."
"A message? What kind of message?"
Slide.
I leaned in closer, as if inviting her to touch my muscles.
The maid flinched, but she didn't pull away. It’s not like her path was blocked or anything.
"Professor Shayla of the Swordsmanship Department…… has sent word for you to come to the department today."
"Ho. A professor?"
Slide.
Even closer. Now we were almost touching.
I thrust my muscular chest in front of her face, letting her catch my male scent.
"……Yes. It is…… to teach the Untouchable Commoner 6.9…… proper etiquette."
"Etiquette? What kind of etiquette?"
Slide. Slide. Slide.
"E-Etiquette…… telling you not to do…… things like this…."
"Things like this? What are 'things like this'?"
"H-Harassing……… w-women."
The maid’s voice grew smaller and smaller. Even though she had her head turned away, her eyes were constantly scanning my body.
And more importantly. This maid… she smells slightly like a noble lady.
[ Activating Noble Radar. ]
[ 'Owner of Mixed Blood' discovered. ]
[ Target: Tia, illegitimate child of Viscount Melvin. ]
Aha. An illegitimate child.
No wonder my cock, which usually only gets hard for nobles, was standing at attention.
Press, press.
My cock, standing stiff inside my pants, pressed against the maid’s belly.
"U-Ugh……. P-Please don't……."
She said that, but she wasn't backing away. This maid is quite the horny one, isn't she?
I needed to take care of my morning wood anyway, so this worked out perfectly.
"To a maid…… d-doing this……"
"Is this your first time seeing a man’s cock?"
"……Pardon?"
"Do you want to see the real thing?"
"Ah………."
The maid was speechless for a moment, then she turned her head away and…
"…………."
………Nod.
She nodded quietly, as if afraid someone might see.