Chapter 134: Playing Watermelon Splitting with My Dick♡
Chapter 134: Playing Watermelon Splitting with My Dick♡
Defying everyone's expectations, I didn't start having sex the moment I arrived.
No, seriously.
It’s not like I’m some stallion in heat who has to fuck every female in sight the second I step onto a beach.
I’ve been exhausted from the long academy life, so I need to rest at the seaside once in a while.
Conveniently, there were sunbeds and parasols set up just for us on the sand, so I laid down.
Surprisingly, they even had sunglasses, so I put them on to block out the sun.
This is paradise. Pure bliss.
Angelica, Bern, and Lisa seemed to be enjoying the ocean for the first time in a while, splashing around and playing in the water.
“Kyaaa...!”
“Lady Angelica! Take this!”
“What a sight.”
I watched them from my reclined position, enjoying a rare moment of relaxation.
Oh, and of course, I wasn't alone.
“We are maids of the House of Pedeia.”
“You are 6.9, who has officially arrived as our guest today. We shall serve you with all our hearts. Please let us know if there is anything you desire.”
I was enjoying myself with the maids, who had been sent along to run my errands, standing right behind me.
Not a bad look at all.
“Water.”
“Here it is.”
They immediately brought me cold water.
This is heaven. Truly heaven.
Of course, it was heaven in the sense of being comfortable.
But it was also heaven in a lewd sense.
“Take this! Lisa!”
Angelica, who was busy playing beach volleyball at the water's edge, tossed the ball.
True to her status as a knight, she moved with grace as she hit the ball, her large breasts jiggling wildly.
“Over here! Professor!”
Lisa deflected Angelica’s ball and passed it to Bern.
She pulled off an excellent serve while shaking her fully exposed butt.
“Catch it, my daughter...!”
Bern bounced the ball back, intentionally shaking her breasts and butt toward me.
The three female knights, dressed in their bikinis, were busily passing the ball back and forth as if they were putting on an appeal.
It was a magnificent show.
And you can't watch a show like this without a drink.
“Tits.”
“...Pardon?”
“Tits.”
I looked at the maid and repeated myself.
“I said, give me some tits.”
“T-tits... I, what do you mean...?”
Isn't it obvious?
I reached out toward the maid’s chest.
Squeeze, squeeze♡
“Hieuk...!?”
The maid trembled in surprise.
What? Does she not know what kind of guy I am?
Well, I suppose it’s understandable since it’s the first time these maids have seen me.
They might have heard rumors back at the Academy, but here, they were serving me thinking I was just a regular guest.
The maid, whose breasts were being fondled, looked like she was about to cry.
“Y-you mustn't do this...!”
“I mustn't?”
Since when?
I came here as a guest of this house.
Bern, who invited me, said I could do "anything." Anything at all.
And she said I would be treated as an equal to the Head of House.
So, shouldn't I be allowed to touch a maid’s breasts?
Knead, knead♡
“Nngh...”
“Come closer. Make it easier to touch.”
“I-I can’t...”
But this maid... she was hesitating, as if she hadn't been properly trained.
I looked at the maid on the other side.
“You’re going to give me your tits, right?”
“...Ugh.”
Knead, knead♡
I asked while shamelessly groping another man's maid.
“I-I cannot.”
“What? You too? What’s with the hospitality for guests here?”
This won't do.
I need to show them who’s the master.
“Bern-chan!”
“Yes! Husband!”
Hearing my voice even from a distance, Bern came running over instantly.
Bern approached, her massive jugs swaying with every step.
“What is the matter? Husband?”
Looking at her up close, Bern-chan has a seriously aggressive body...!
“Bern-chan. Something unpleasant happened.”
I whined to Bern like a spoiled brat complaining to Doraemon!
Help me, Bern-chan!
“Something... unpleasant? Husband?”
“Yeah.”
The maids, listening to the conversation between Bern and me, exchanged looks of disbelief.
“Husband...?”
“Bern... chan?”
It seemed they couldn't close their mouths after hearing the titles we used for each other.
I suppose they only knew the "Sword of the Empire" style of a stern Madam.
This might be the first time in their lives seeing her act like a submissive bitch in heat.
But this isn't the end, you maid sluts.
“Listen, Bern-chan! These girls don't like it when I touch their tits!”
“Is that... so?”
Glare. Bern-chan shot a silent look at the maids!
Whoa. Even I’m getting a bit intimidated.
The gaze of a top-class Imperial female knight carries some serious bloodlust.
“M-Madam... T-that is...”
“This commoner is touching our breasts...”
“I believe I made it clear that you are to accept whatever my husband does.”
Bern-chan... her Madam moment is incredible...!
She scolded the maids in a dignified voice!
“Or are you ignoring my words?”
“N-no, Madam...”
“We were wrong.”
The maids were terrified, bowing their heads without a word.
Kaaaah~ This is it.
This is the power of authority.
I leisurely enjoyed the sight of the maids being scolded.
Man, this drink is delicious.
“If my husband asks for tits, you provide your jugs. Is that so difficult?”
“N-no...!”
“W-we will provide them. Our jugs...”
“Take them off, now.”
The maids hurriedly stripped off their clothes.
Bern-chan watched the maids with sharp eyes, then turned back to me with a loving gaze.
“Husbaaaand~♡ I’ve finished scolding the maids. They’ll listen to you now♡”
“Good job, Bern. As a reward, I’ll spank your butt.”
“M-my butt...♡”
Bern-chan blushed and carefully offered her rear to me.
The maids were horrified to see their Madam offering her bare ass to a commoner they had just met.
“Be gentle...♡”
“Gentle, my ass!”
Slap!
“Kyahat♡”
My handprint was left on Bern-chan’s white, married-woman butt.
“T-thank you... Husband♡”
“Go back and play with your daughters. I’ll taste these maids first and play with you guys later. Hehe...”
“Yes♡ I’ll be waiting♡”
Bern-chan wiggled her smacked butt as she headed back to play beach volleyball.
The maids trembled as they watched their Madam walk away.
“Now... who’s giving me their tits first?”
At my question, the maids' eyes darted between each other in an instant.
“I-I will give them to you...! Lord 6.9!”
“Please, taste my tits...!”
Hehehe...
Yeah. This is the life.
I spent my time idly on the sunbed, tasting the maids' breasts.
Delicious!
*
Should I start playing in the ocean too?
As I stood up and walked toward the shore, Angelica, who had been playing, quickly gathered in front of me.
“L-Lord...”
The moment I saw Angelica in her bikini, my dick went into a full-blown erection again.
Those maids earlier...
They weren't bad, but they didn't make my dick stand up.
Turns out they were commoners. Unfortunately.
It seems it’s difficult to use nobles as maids unless they’re at the level of an Imperial Princess.
That’s why my dick didn't grow then.
But this dick of mine went rock-hard the moment it saw the noble body of Angelica.
“Aaah...♡”
Angelica blushed as she saw my lower half pitching a tent so large it looked like the swimsuit would rip.
In fact, it was barely functioning as clothing anymore. My dick was so big that the swimsuit couldn't possibly hide it.
“Lord... if you need it, right here...”
“You’re the one who wants it, Angelica. Hold it in.”
“I-I’m sorry...”
I pushed away Angelica’s forehead with my hand as she subtly leaned toward my dick.
Sex is great, but we should play first. Play.
“I want to have some fun, so all you bitches, assemble.”
“...Yes!”
Angelica immediately saluted and called over the other two female knights.
“Did you call, Husband?♡”
“I only came because Lady Angelica called. Don't get the wrong idea, commoner...!”
Both Bern-chan and Lisa-chan seemed a bit heated up from playing.
Their eyes were fixed on my dick bulging out over my panties.
“...Gulp.”
They were even licking their lips.
But right now, it’s time to have some fun with this dick.
“I called you all because I thought of a fun game.”
“A fun game... you say?”
Angelica tilted her head.
I smirked and said,
“Do you happen to know the game 'Watermelon Splitting'?”
*
“L-Lord. This is...”
“I-it’s embarrassing...♡”
“W-why would you put a Professor in this state...!”
The three female knights each voiced their complaints.
And for good reason. I had buried Bern-chan in the sand for the sake of the Watermelon Splitting game.
Naturally, since there were no watermelons or bamboo swords here, I had to use substitutes.
Conveniently, each of the three female knights had two things that looked quite like watermelons attached to them.
“Uh-uh. No talking. My job is to find where they are while blindfolded.”
I appeared before the three female knights with a blindfold over my eyes.
Of course, I had my "bamboo sword" ready too.
Slide...
“Ugh...!”
“T-to be naked in a place like this...!”
The bamboo sword was none other than my dick!
With this length and thickness, it was more than enough to serve as a sword.
In fact, it was even thicker than a real bamboo sword!
“Now~ from this moment on, I’m going to find where Bern-chan’s watermelon tits are and hit them with this dick. You guys give me directions!”
“U-understood, Lord.”
“Tsk... you’ve learned another strange game from somewhere. You shameless commoner... J-just keep walking straight.”
Even though Lisa-chan had her most disgusted expression on...
She seemed to understand the rules the fastest, didn't she?
“Good.”
I moved forward according to Lisa-chan’s instructions.
“T-that’s far enough! Lord!”
“Stop! Go a little to the left!”
“Left? Here?”
“Haah...♡”
Hmm. It’s right at my feet, isn't it? Bern-chan.
I could feel her breathing below me, her large breasts jiggling as she anticipated being hit by my dick.
“It’s here!”
Slap!
I swung my dick down!
“Hngh...!”
“T-that’s not it, Lord!”
“T-that was my shoulder...♡ Husband♡”
Ah. It was her shoulder.
No wonder it felt hard.
“Then it must be here!”
“Hyahng♡”
This time, I hit the jugs perfectly!
Bern-chan let out a moan as my dick lashed against her massive breasts!
“Got it on the first try!”
“You are amazing, Lord...!”
“Watching this from the side, it really is a vulgar game beyond belief... Am I next?”
It looks like Lisa-chan is dying to try it herself, doesn't it?
“Alright. Lisa-chan, stick your butt out.”
“W-why am I the butt?!”
“Because it’s hotter that way.”
While we prepared again, Lisa-chan was buried in the sand with only her butt sticking out.
“Ugh...! W-what if someone sees us like this!”
“There’s no one watching anyway, right?”
Well, the maids were watching from a distance.
But they’re maids whose breasts I’ve already conquered, so it’s fine.
“Now~ Round 2 begins!”
“Yes~ Come this way♡ Husband♡”
“Lord, please take one step to the left.”
It was a delightful summer game.
*
“So they are here.”
“Yes, My Lord.”
The Head of House Pedeia had traveled for a long time in his carriage before finally arriving at the villa.
A wide beach stretched out before him.
In the distance, he could see figures.
“It seems to be over there.”
“It appears so. Shall we go at once?”
“...No. Give me the telescope.”
At the Head’s command, the butler quickly handed over the telescope.
The Head intended to see exactly what his wife and daughter were doing with that commoner.
“Hmmmm...”
He put the telescope to his eye and looked toward the people.
In that moment.
“...W-what...!?”
“My Lord?”
The Head gasped and dropped the telescope.
Both of his hands were trembling violently.
“W-what is the matter! My Lord...!”
“W-what in the...”
The Head of House Pedeia could not believe the sight he had just witnessed.
“What on earth are you doing...!! You people...!!”
Through the telescope, he had seen a massive, black-haired man swinging his dick around.
And his wife and daughter were being struck on their breasts by that very dick.