Chapter 40
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: High-Paying Part-Time Job
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I got home and flopped onto the bed.
I tried to relax my body, but it didn't feel relaxed at all.
"This is fucking screwed..."
I grabbed my head and let out a deep sigh.
Nara Sunbae's words had reminded me of the academic warning I'd completely forgotten about.
'Academic probation... One more and I'm expelled...'
This prestigious university title that came with waking up in this body was about to go down the drain just like that.
When I took over this body, I was already a student at a top university.
I'd never even seen the college entrance exam in this world.
I wasn't some study whiz, so keeping up with lectures was obviously impossible... or rather, I never even tried.
I never even thought about expulsion; I just lived however.
In the meantime, the accumulated academic warnings had piled up right to the brink—one more and it was expulsion.
'Alright, as long as I don't get another academic warning, I'll be fine.'
That was the conclusion I reached while tearing at my hair.
But of course, that wasn't going to be easy.
Even if I tried to fire up some study passion now, my head would just get more jumbled, and the lectures wouldn't stick.
In short, even if I took the exams, the results would be the same.
'Fuck, maybe I should look into a tutor.'
A college student getting tutoring because he can't keep up with lectures... Even thinking about it myself made me chuckle bitterly.
But I didn't have the luxury to worry about pride.
Getting expelled scared me more.
'My free prestigious uni title! You think I'm gonna let it go that easy?'
With no choice, I turned on the internet.
I searched tutoring sites and started looking for a teacher to hire.
I checked out each teacher's skills and experience.
But right then, I faced another harsh reality.
"Wait... I don't have any money..."
Seung-ah popped into my head for a second.
'Just fuck her once... No, no.'
I shook my head vigorously.
Asking Seung-ah for cash in exchange for eating her out or something—that was too much, even for me.
"This situation is so fucking hopeless..."
My lips trembled.
I gripped my wrist and took another deep breath.
No money meant no tutor, no tutor meant bombing this exam.
That would lead to academic probation, and the moment that final warning hit my record, expulsion—Exodia complete.
"Fuck... Guess I gotta do some short-term gigs first..."
I lifted my head and steeled my resolve.
No time to overthink.
That's when it happened.
"Pig!"
"Get out."
"No."
"I'm in a fucking serious situation right now, so shut your mouth and turn around and disappear."
Seo-hyun stuck out her cheeks in a pout, glared at me, and left the room.
'Fuck... I can't waste my future dickin' around with Seo-hyun right now.'
Finding short-term gigs that paid big was pretty damn tough.
All the sweet ones were already snapped up—nope, nothing.
'Maybe seduce a professor?'
I shook my head again.
Screw it up, and it could be worse than expulsion.
'Save that as a last resort.'
After digging around some more, I finally found it.
'High-paying gig. Door-to-door sales?'
I blinked.
What era is this? Still hiring for shit like that?
It was closer to sales than a part-time job.
Insurance sales, like I'd heard about?
At least the pay was decent.
Sell one product, and I get 30% commission—exactly 150,000 won in my pocket.
Sell ten a day, that's 1.5 million.
Lost in the fantasy, my mouth watered.
'I can do it.'
The decision came easier than expected.
With this body and face, I could pull it off.
If a woman answered the door, I could make it happen, no doubt.
'Wait... But this is the flipped world, right? Won't it just be dudes doing housework?'
Whatever.
Just give it a shot.
Pride meant nothing anymore.
And so, I headed out for my first day of door-to-door sales.
"Don't chicken out. You're Yi Chung-hyun."
I muttered some self-encouragement and set off.
No product provided—I had to carry it myself.
'Not insurance sales. Good thing.'
The product was glass cleaner spray.
Not too bulky to carry, fancy packaging, looked decent enough.
The payout dropped a bit, but it seemed practical—might sell.
Unfamiliar neighborhood, unfamiliar house.
I rang the doorbell.
Trembling hands, anxious heart.
But for some reason, seeing the noona who opened the door put me at ease for a moment.
The noona smiled kindly and opened the door.
"Hello. I'm promoting this product—got a minute?"
She nodded.
"Sure, come in for a sec."
I stepped inside full of enthusiasm.
And poured my soul into explaining the product.
"This is a glass cleaner. Cleans windows, mirrors, even car windows spotless."
The noona listened slowly, then said,
"Hmm, got anything better than that?"
"Pardon? Like what..."
"You know... stuff women like."
I was so focused on the gig, I legit didn't catch her drift.
"No, why... adult toys~? Young guy like you doesn't know? Auntie needs that stuff."
"Auntie? What?"
The noona touched her face.
"What's wrong? Something on my face?"
"No... just... I thought you were a noona."
The noona—no, the young milf—laughed heartily.
That laugh hit me again.
'Ah, not a noona, totally gives uncle vibes.'
The noona looked thrilled.
"You sales guys are good. Auntie could buy all that stuff."
The milf noona eyed my legs.
"Look like a student. Need cash bad?"
"Yeah, kinda..."
"Ooh~?"
She scooted closer, started groping my thigh.
I flinched and grabbed her hand.
"W-why are you..."
Can't do this anymore.
My dick's gonna get hard.
I couldn't spit it out.
"A young stud comes sales-calling to a house alone with an auntie like me... gotta be more aggressive."
Her seasoned hand dove in like groping was par for the course.
Palm sliding straight to my crotch—I blushed hard.
"Shy? Cute. Still a baby. Auntie knows all."
"Uh...? Knows what..."
"How pretty-faced sales boys like you snag deals."
Her hand kneading my thigh had mad experience points.
'She's a real auntie alright... fuck, turning me on.'
My dick was on the verge, but I didn't care if she noticed.
"Think I don't know? When persuasion fails, seduce with sex to close. You're in this gig 'cause you're hot, right?"
"N-no, that's not..."
"Bull. Skip the effort, just fuck halfway—win-win, cool?"
The milf noona's hand now grazed my dick teasingly.
"So what's with you just sitting there? Backroom bends for deals only for aunties buying big-ticket?"
"N-no, not that..."
She grinned slyly.
"Drop the prude act. For that, I'll spot you 30 in cash."
Cash 30? Coulda done it without, but whatever.
Say I didn't sell, pocket the 30—pocket money, no taxes.
Suddenly greedy to see how far I could push.
'Let's milk a bit more.'
I acted all bashful, head down, barely shoved her hand away.
"Really not like that..."
"C'mon. Auntie knows all the tricks pretty sales boys pull."
Her hand swept back over my thigh.
Not just brushing now—full-on squeezing, way more stimulating than expected.
"Just show me, and 30's yours."
The milf noona stood, grabbed her wallet from somewhere, came back.
"Here, 300,000 won."
Shin Saimdang peeked out.
I hesitated, then opened my mouth.
"F-fifty thou—"
She laughed heartily.
"Cheeky kid. Show only for fifty? Take 30 first, strip. If it's pretty, maybe."
Couldn't resist that.
"R-really...?"
"Yeah. Take the 30."
The milf gripped the cash into my hand tight.
Confident in my dick's looks, I smirked inside at squeezing more.
I dropped my pants in front of the milf.
"Whoa... face all pretty like that, and packing a long thick dick? Auntie's hooked."
"Embarrassing..."
"Embarrassed? But your cock's rock-hard just from auntie touching your thigh?"
I checked my dick.
"Uh, not hard yet..."
"Oh my! For real? Drop the panties quick. Not thinking of taking 30 and bouncing without?"
"Gimme a sec to think..."
Milf noona didn't wait.
"Already took the money—what's to think?"
She yanked my panties down.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! What is this? Mixed blood?"
"No..."
"Insane, seriously...! Auntie's never seen one like this."
The milf grabbed my dick freely, inspecting like a curiosity.
I pretended shame, pulled my hips back.
"Y-you said just look..."
"Hold on, auntie'll pay more."
Her ripe hand stroked my dick, blood rushed fast.
"Oh! Wasn't bigger before? Insane... How... Anyway, stud, hard just from auntie touching a bit? Said it wasn't."
The milf flashed a lewd smile.
"Can't deny now, huh? Called me noona earlier—say it again."
The milf shook my dick on her own, eyeing me seductively.
"...Noona..."
"Oh! Oh! What's this! Stud's pitching a tent!"
Another 200,000 landed in my hand.