Chapter 33
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 0
Chapter Title: Jjimjilbang Delinquents
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Her breath tickled my ear, sending jolts all the way down to my cock. That's when Noona pulled away, flashing a sly grin.
"You're not popping a boner already, are you? If you hit the baths like that, everyone's gonna lose it."
"We haven't even gotten there yet. As long as Noona doesn't tease me on the way, it'll settle down."
A little while later, we arrived at the jjimjilbang. Noona grabbed the key and checked the time.
"Wash up and be out by 30 minutes."
Noona headed into the women's bath, and I went into the men's to scrub down.
"Holy shit, what kinda young stud hauls a fuckin' python between his legs?"
"Python? Bullshit. That's a goddamn imugi."
I'd planned to splash around a bit since it had been ages since my last sauna trip, but the stares from the other guys were too awkward. I just rinsed off and ended up coming out 20 minutes early.
'Better to wait out here than hit the jjimjil rooms first?'
I scanned the area, picked a decent spot with a good view of the TV, and settled in to wait for Noona.
'Not too packed—nice.'
I was thinking it was just your standard neighborhood sauna when I started feeling eyes on me. I turned my head.
What caught my eye was a pack of girls who screamed punk at first glance—total delinquents.
'Are they sneaking peeks at me?'
The three rough-looking chicks raked their eyes over me and snickered.
"Everything's on full display. That milk syringe's fuckin' massive."
"Ahh~ I wanna get injected by Oppa~"
"I'd rather chug the milk. Suckin' it straight out would taste so damn good?"
"You psycho bitch, who sucks milk? That's hilarious."
That's when I realized my dick was peeking out through the gaping leg hole of these baggy pants.
'Came out commando like always, no big deal...'
Even in my past life, mine was pretty big, but unless you spread your legs wide in sauna gear, it never showed like this.
'Tucked against my thigh, but these pants gap open just enough to put it all on show.'
Meanwhile, the delinquents kept up the sexual harassment, loud enough I could hear every word, like they didn't give a fuck.
"Grabbing that milk jug, shaking it till it sprays all over your face—that's the real treat."
"Bigger the jug, more milk comes out, right?"
"You crazy bitches are killin' me."
They'd probably play dumb if I reported 'em—"We didn't mean it like that."
'Fuckin' hell... kinda turning me on.'
Following their stares, I could clearly feel them tracing my cock now.
"Korean milk jugs are small, but this ain't a size you see around here."
"Heard Korean ones are better than those big floppy foreign jugs anyway."
"Fuck, I'm dying to try that one out."
Since I was playing it cool, they got bolder, openly critiquing my dick like it was art.
'They think I haven't caught on?'
After a solid minute of this, they tilted their heads.
"He's not taking it quiet—he legit has no clue what we're saying?"
"For real. Not even blushing. Thinks we're chatting about something else?"
"Just go full throttle then?"
I smirked inwardly at their words.
'Yeah, since I "don't get it," go ahead and ogle it harder. Critique away.'
If my goal was to get 'em to notice I noticed, nah—I wanted 'em more brazen. So I spread my legs a tad wider.
'They'll think it's an accident, clueless me.'
Spot on.
"Yo, check it out—fuckin' hell."
"He really has no idea? Shit, but it's so damn hot."
"Crazy bitch, don't say it's hot out loud."
Their laughter tickled my ears.
"Can't hear us, so he doesn't know?"
"Or maybe he heard and spread 'em on purpose? Even pretty boys with monster cocks can be beta dicks."
"You psychos, he can hear you."
Feeling their giggling stares locked on my cock, it twitched for a split second.
'Shit, almost blew it.'
I quickly clamped my legs a bit.
But they'd been staring hard—caught it.
"What the—did that just twitch and try to grow? So big it's hard to tell."
"Crazy bitches, yapping so loud he must've heard. Hilarious."
"Nah, that's weirder. Why twitch at our words?"
Cold sweat beaded down my back from their chatter.
"He clamped right after twitching—means he knows we're watching."
"Yeah, 'cause you loudmouths made him notice."
"So you're saying he heard us and his milk jug tried to swell up anyway?"
Luckily—or unluckily—they just argued hotly, no real moves.
'What, you scaredy bitches. Looked like the type to charge in like gutter trash, but you're behaving.'
Legs closed, harassment died down—now just endless bickering.
'Frustrating as fuck.'
Craving that weird thrill again, I casually spread my legs once more.
"Yo, there it is again."
"What, still soft. We imagining shit?"
"Yeah, probably been like that the whole time."
Watching 'em debate my flaccid cock, they almost looked cute.
"Just in case, shut your mouths."
"Yeah, better than him noticing and closing up—this full view's prime."
"Nah, but that dick's straight-up rape bait."
"Ugh, psycho. But yeah, a dong like that needs to get slurped clean."
Thinking I couldn't hear, they cackled with even raunchier talk.
I ducked my head like I'd caught on and felt ashamed.
"Psychos, he noticed—shut up."
"Then why not close his legs? Makes you wanna eat him up."
"That oppa's cock getting bigger by the second?"
"And he's still spreading 'em for show?"
I spread wider, avoiding their eyes.
"Bet he's hard 'cause of us, right?"
"We talk so dirty, got this oppa all worked up? Spreading like a slut begging for it."
"Feels like he's seducing us?"
My cock was fully erect now, tenting the pants to the max.
"Fuckin' hilarious—loves hearing us talk about his own dick."
"Score for us, right? Face and package celeb-level, when do we snag an oppa like that?"
"Snag him?"
"You wouldn't? Pass on that and you're an idiot."
The delinquents snickered among themselves and closed in.
"Hey, baby, you here alone?"
"Crazy bitch, hilarious. If he had friends, he'd pull this shit?"
"Oppa, you know your cock's totally out?"
I clamped my legs, feigning total panic.
"Look at this oppa—flashing us on purpose, getting all horny, now playing shy."
"I-I had no idea..."
"Then why's it hard? Sneakily spreading slow, showing off till it stood straight up."
That's when one grabbed my wrist.
"Not here—come with us."
"W-wait a sec..."
"Yo, this oppa's dick is too tempting—don't make him pop one off."
"Right, no-underwear monster cock in jjimjil pants? Lethal swing—gotta be careful."
She blocked the view of my cock with her ass up front, while the other two gripped my wrists and led me off.
"Yo, ice room. No kids there—nobody comes in for real."
"Oppa, quit the prude act with that raging boner and come nice."
"We'll make you feel good?"
Inside the ice room, they cornered me right away.
"No one's coming—great, but damn, it's chilly here."
"Don't worry, you'll heat up quick."
"Ugh, fuckin' psycho. Hilarious."
I opened my mouth, acting a touch scared.
"C-can you let go of my hand..."
"Why? Wanna strip and show off yourself?"
"Gonna jerk it for us?"
"What, this? If you wanna show it that bad, I can pull it out for you?"
One grinned wickedly and yanked up the hem near where my cock was tucked.
It slipped right out the leg hole, springing up stiff.
"Fuck, it's huge—shit."
"Why's it so damn tempting? Hot as hell."
"N-no, girls, this is..."
I squirmed, crossing my legs uselessly, pretending to cover the uncovered cock.
"Fuck, hold still. You loved flashing it subtle-like—now drop the act."
One grabbed my hair and yanked my head back lightly.
"Yo, oppa's scared shitless, shivering."
"Yo, crazy—it's getting bigger? What?"
"Pre-cum dripping right as she grabbed his hair? Fuckin' hilarious."
The girl gripping my hair laughed and shook my head a bit more.
"Want more shakes? Huh? Shaking your head like it's your dick—gonna blow like it's getting jerked."
"Panting hard, leaking pre-cum everywhere?"
"Told you—he might be a total sub."
The more their lewd gazes raked my cock, the stiffer it got.
"L-let go of my hand..."
"Seems like you like being grabbed—keep up the prude shit?"
"Oppa, we got this—whether we hold your hand or your dick, just stay put nice and quiet."
Their aggressive vibe wasn't scary—it was insanely hot.
'These delinquent bitches in heat over my cock... pretending to bully me while loving it—fuckin' turns me on.'
I kept up the act, playing helpless victim so they'd go even wilder.