Chapter 6
Chapter 6
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 6
Chapter Title: My Cock is Dopamine (2)
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"Ugh...!"
Was I too loud?
Of course I was—screaming like that!
A memory flashed by.
「It's the landlady. There have been a lot of noise complaints about yelling at night and hearing singing and such. Multi-family villas are sensitive to noise, so please be a little more considerate for your neighbors^^」
"Uh, ugh, ah....... Ugh......!"
My natural-born, genuine loner self—who'd been howling in rage just moments ago—deflated completely, like a burst balloon.
The second I realized those footsteps belonged to someone heading straight for my door, my mind went blank. Classic shut-in panic.
Knock knock knock.
"Hello?"
A sharp, slightly irritated woman's voice came from outside.
Oh shit. Oh shit. This is really bad. This prime-location apartment near the station was hard enough to snag on a monthly lease—I absolutely couldn't afford to piss off the landlady!
"Hello. I heard you yelling just now, so open the door."
I swallowed hard.
Pretending not to be home... wasn't gonna work...!
"Hello! Can't you hear me?"
Unable to come up with any excuse, I opened the door. And as soon as I did, she blinked in slight surprise, eyes widening.
'Oh. Right.'
A vague memory of meeting the landlady surfaced. We'd barely crossed paths before.
It was back in winter, when I'd first gone to sign the lease with the realtor. I'd caught a glimpse of her then.
It was a few years ago, but it stuck out clearly.
She'd come down in a thick coat, giving me this displeased glare. The contract talk went smoothly enough, but I remembered her pulling the realtor aside for a long chat while leaving me standing there.
I didn't catch everything they said, but it was obvious she wasn't thrilled about me as a tenant.
A normal person might've called her out for being rude to a stranger, but I just froze up like a total loser in front of a tough girl from school, head bowed.
I couldn't even meet her eyes properly, so her face was a blur in my memory.
All that lingered was her strong aura, someone to avoid, a scary, sharp voice....
"Ah, um, sorry about that....... Was I too loud?"
Apologize first.
The owner of Se-kyung Villa was a stunningly curvaceous landlady.
Unlike that first time, she was wearing one of those form-fitting 'Dongtan dresses' that showed off her figure, and my eyes nearly popped out.
...What massive tits. On the level of my dearly departed Genatia-chan!
A pretty face with sharp eyes that screamed "I've dumped plenty of losers in school."
Her hair was long, down to her waist, swept back to expose her forehead cleanly.
Arms crossed like she'd come to chew me out. She stared down at me without flinching.
"...A man."
Her mutter.
...Just "a man."
Didn't she know? That I'm a guy? Sure, we hadn't seen each other since the contract, but still...
She scanned me from head to toe with a glare, then spoke in a slightly calmer tone.
"We've had a lot of complaints. From the neighbors next door and downstairs. I heard the yelling myself just now."
"Sorry..."
"......"
She eyed me even longer than I'd eyed her, looking thoroughly annoyed.
"Said they heard something like a woman's moans yesterday too..."
Moans? From Ji-min...?
How thin are these walls!?
I'd been careful, but sometimes I hit that breaking point where I couldn't hold back the outbursts...
"...Came to check if some woman was here. Turns out it's a man."
"Pardon?"
"A man."
"Y-Yeah."
As you can see, I'm a man.
"Well... you're a man, so I'll let it slide."
"Huh?"
Wasn't my shitty conversation skills making this sound weird?
Letting it slide because I'm a man? What?
"Built-up sexual frustration, right? You couldn't help it. Heh."
???
What the hell?
She giggled like she'd just hit me with some bold sexual harassment, and I was left dumbfounded.
The normal reaction would've been to ignore a creep like me.
A woman doesn't talk sex with a guy she's got zero interest in.
Not even on a first meeting if she does.
"Does it get hard at all hours?"
"...Huh? Yeah?"
"What, does that bother you? Hng..."
"What are you even..."
"Talking about your cock. Your cock."
...There it was.
The reaction hit me. No way around it when a woman starts giggling "cock, cock" right in my face.
What ero-manga bullshit was this?
"Anyway, push it any further and I might actually report you, so I'm going. Be careful next time."
"Ah, yeah..."
"Oh, and..."
Smoothly.
Without anyone asking, she stepped closer, placed a hand on the door chain, and looked at me.
"You need to be careful. You're a man."
"???"
"Everyone else in this building is a woman. What if some creep breaks in?"
(Because I'm a man) she's worried...?
"Later."
Couldn't tell if she had a good heart or not.
After that whirlwind visit, she turned back. Even climbed the stairs flaunting her plump ass like it was on display.
"Phew..."
I shut the door, caught my breath, and replayed what I'd just seen—and my situation. A strange arousal swept over me.
Back in my safe space, my cock hardened uncontrollably.
'Hmm......'
Where's that lease agreement...?
I pulled out the contract with her name on it.
'Name: Ryu Ha-rin.'
Pretty name too...
Even after she teased me like that, my dick was itching.
And those tits...
It was more than enough to soothe my battered heart.
I always shut down in front of tough girls, but for a loser like me, that shit was pure stimulus.
Inevitably, she'd end up as my fantasy fuel.
Should I go find Ryu Ha-rin?
Bust in yelling, "Spread that pussy, you bitch!"
...For real?
Classic loser fantasy.
Like I'd ever give it to her good.
No matter how weird the world got, not that.
After my gacha game characters all gender-swapped, I scoured the internet.
Now I get why the algorithm was busted yesterday.
Right now, male and female chastity norms are flipped.
And that's not all.
Considering Ji-min noona's irrational attitude, the cool landlady's brazen sexual harassment...
...Men's sexual value is sky-high.
Even for an ugly guy like me.
So how much more for hot guys?
Not entirely, apparently.
"Man" itself has become super rare.
For some unknown reason, male hormones changed—most boys are born with androgynous looks like girls, and fertility tanked hard.
Massive nerf.
Women, on the flip side, got curvier, bigger tits, longer fertility windows, and stayed youthful like early twenties longer.
Women's explosive libido spikes seem tied to that.
Societal chastity flip plays a role too.
Men's value—deeper, "cock value"—is insanely high, so even average-looking guys like me get hyped for "cock performance" and preferred by women.
Hmm. Doesn't click personally, but theory checks out.
Summary.
A world where most people are frail, useless guys like women, with reversed chastity norms...
'Complicated.'
Call it 『Reboot World』.
The cash envelope's still here, so not isekai-dropped somewhere new.
Just the original world's elements rebooted.
Explains it as a reboot.
"Ahh, so it normalized..."
Isn't this my win for sticking it out in Reboot World!?
I quietly clenched my fist.
Good call skipping work!
From now on, live like a social king, banging girls daily—365-day sex party!
"Sex party!"
I thrust my arm up triumphantly, then scanned the suddenly silent room.
"......"
Sex party like a social king?
Me, who can't even talk to anyone outside this door?
"Like that'll happen..."
Deflated, I glanced at my mobile games—crystals of 300 hours labor and gacha spending.
Edelwin「Eek, my balls aren't that big......! Don't stare, it creeps me out!」
"...Selling accounts."
Gotta drop these.
Most popular games shifted from male to female pandering. My little phone sanctuary's gone.
The moment my eternal mobile games vanished from my life.
I listed the accounts on a trading site, scratching my soles idly, thinking.
"So what now?"
Hmm.
Not much changes, really.
I get it's Reboot World... so what?
No 10 billion cash dropping in front of me. My daily life won't shift much.
Going out to actively hit on girls? Impossible.
Even with just Ji-min noona...
「Built-up sexual frustration, right? You couldn't help it. Heh」
Ha-rin's mocking laugh made me itch.
I didn't want to go out.
Didn't crave building relationships actively.
I'm still me; I didn't change overnight.
But Reboot World events tickled something inside.
「You really gonna thrust? Really really?」
Jimin's adorable voice, her clingy desperation.
It awakened my crushed desires.
Playing with a pretty, busty girl... sounds nice.
I'd shaken my head before, thinking it was overreaching.
'It's Reboot World, though...'
Maybe I can entertain that mindset?
"One game of LoL first."
Legend of Legends. LoLe for short, or Rol these days.
Pick from hundreds of champs, positions like top, mid, jungle, bot—push lanes...
Destroy enemy nexus to win.
Luckily, LoL chars matched what I remembered gender-wise.
Everything else...
[Game starting] [Doyang-gu Pregnancy Machine: Dude there's a guy on our team lololol] [Good Dick Giver: lololol Jang-seok wanna give it up? Should noona come?] [Huge Clitoris: cock cock cock cock cock cock] Why are their nicks like this?
Most players are women, dead serious about male sexual harassment.
Normally, women get this crap in these games.
'Huh? Did I just feel annoyed?'
Normal to hate asshole behavior, sure.
Unfamiliar vibe threw me off a bit.
'Enemy nicks are normal. Fuck.'
I figured the game was doomed when that weirdness hit.
[Doyang-gu Pregnancy Machine: Jang-seok spread so I can see those balls good, or no gank] [Solo Kill Machine Jang-seok: Show balls if you come] [Double Kill!] "No fuck!! You dive first. I'm dead!"
[Triple Kill!] [Enemy going berserk] "Whoa, why's top swarming like this."
Guys who never rotated before... enemies and allies teleporting top like mad.
Did they all pop pills?
[Everyone's Girlfriend: lololol gonna eat Jang-seok's juicy dick and go♡] [Handsome but Problematic: Pumped a lot inside? Sticky~~] [Why is Our Team's Luck Like This: lololol Jang-seok's total cum rag lol womb bloated] Post-game, enemy chat flooded with that crap. I frowned.
Sex jokes dragging on forever, no fun.
Ten players total, and four friend requests after one game.
'For real...'
Not because my nick has a guy's name, right?
Just for playing along once?
'Huh?'
[Mintbi sent friend request] [Accept Y/N] Even one from the enemy.
Honestly, scary good opponent. AD Carry.
0 deaths, 18 kills, 12 assists.
Smurf? Casual match luck; ranked impossible.
"Well..."
Sane nick too.
Accept.
[Mintbi: Hi] [Solo Kill Machine Jang-seok: Yo] [Mintbi: Real guy?] No, she here to flirt too?
[Solo Kill Machine Jang-seok: Yeah man] Lazy reply.
[Mintbi: Duo with me? lol] Hmm... Duo?
Play together? She's way better.
[Mintbi: Boost your ranked too. Bot with me and you'll hit master fast] Tempting offer.
My top rating's Gold; Master's... Emerald, Diamond, Plat? Skipping three tiers?
[Solo Kill Machine Jang-seok: Not support main ok?] [Mintbi: Fine lol be my Min-jun-pot] "?"
Min-jun-pot?
Learned later from wiki: Reboot World term for "benefit support."
"Gonna suck up some points?"
Started rocky, but once momentum hit,
we streak-won terrifyingly. Made me think she was Grandmaster+ ADC main.
'Skeptical at first.'
A woman at Grandmaster++ ADC...?
Kept playing 'cause a female top-tier ADC blew my mind.
Could be a guy, sure.
[Mintbi: Jang-seok got a big dick? lol] ......
If a gay dude pulling this shit, I'd punch him.
In Reboot World, this is average girl behavior...
[Mintbi: Small? I don't mind small] Offended. Why assume small?
[Solo Kill Machine Jang-seok: Over 20cm] [Mintbi: lololol no way] Big dick's my one brag.
Pre-reboot, just a piss stick, nothing more.
[Mintbi: Win this and show dick?] Hmm......
Could show if asked...
But this flow? Same sleazy buildup as bored dudes harassing girls in games, gender-swapped—with me as target. Kinda bittersweet.
'Even in games, tons grind for hookups...'
Not me. No Insta dick pics or desperate in-game flirting.
Couldn't anyway...
"Sure."
Won't wear out from showing.
Curious about reactions to my king cock anyway, so we swapped numbers.
Then started the video call.