Chapter 26
Chapter 26
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 26
Chapter Title: Shin Jang-seok in Crisis
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For the record, I absolutely hate all the random curveballs life throws at me.
Especially anything that disrupts my stable routine and peace of mind—I see it as the enemy.
Until I deal with that enemy, my mental state gets pushed to the brink, burning twice the energy of a normal person.
The moment I laid eyes on the words "summons notice," my chest started churning with anxiety and dread.
Have I pushed it too far? I'd be lying if I said nothing was nagging at my conscience.
It's not like I'm paranoid, but... is it Noona?
Or maybe Ha-rin's husband?
One of the players I trash-talked in LoL?
Just knowing the police called me in spawned a million wild thoughts.
I took a deep breath and opened the summons notice.
[Receipt No. JK1234567] [We have business regarding Shin Jang-seok. Please visit XX Police Station, Special Investigation Division, on XX year, X month, XX day at XX time.] [Investigator: Senior Officer Jung Min-joo] "What the hell?"
The summons itself gave no clue about the reason.
Special Investigation Division? Sounded crime-related.
No choice but to dig deeper.
I scanned the QR code, and it took me to the police website... where I could view the case assigned to me.
[XX-gu XX-ro 149-12, Shin Jang-seok (male): Confirmed to possess reproductive ability. Handled by Special Investigation's Jung Min-joo] Reproductive ability...
I don't even like going raw that much.
...
Wait, not that kind of raw?
Checked the dictionary: "reproduction" meant the ability to sire offspring—basically, a man's capacity to knock up a woman.
No freaking way!
They figured it out? The government's ball hunters!
Am I getting hauled off for human experiments?
Nah, no way. This isn't some psychic power.
It doesn't make sense to drag someone in for experiments just because they can fuck.
But if I'm the only guy in this reboot world who can actually have proper sex...?
That might be worth the government stepping in.
I haven't filed any reports or anything...
Hell, what would I even report?
「Name: Shin Jang-seok! Cock gets rock-hard healthy! Ejaculation flawless!」
「Grab that bastard」
「Take this! Swinging erect cock attack!」
'...'
I pictured it for a second—just some moron throwing a tantrum at the station.
Either way, getting summoned over my reproductive ability? Bad vibes. Something unpleasant was coming my way.
And right in the middle of that...
[Online Counseling Service] Down at the bottom, I spotted an AI bot that responds based on your answers.
[Hello, Shin Jang-seok. I'll answer your inquiry sincerely. How may I assist you?] [Got a summons notice. Any way I can skip going in?]
Lame question, even by my standards.
[We can assign you a handler. Would you like visit service assistance?] Handler? Visit service?
[Handlers are usually assigned to rookies—women specially trained to minimize any discomfort males might feel.] Hmm?
I stared at the chat and sank into thought.
Having her come to my place like with Da-hye? Perfect for hikikomori vibes.
Dragging myself to a bright, spacious, crowded police station? Hard pass.
Pretty tempting...
[What kind of women?]
[Do you have a preferred style?] ??
This is a police handler AI bot, right...?
Not some escort service?
Never tried prostitution, but this threw me off. Then the bot started uploading ID photos of policewomen one by one, rattling off body measurements, features, names—the works.
"They're all hot."
One of these would actually show up if I picked her?
[All are top Special Investigation officers with 9.8+ ratings from handled males.] 'Handled males?'
Like a male-exclusive escort gig? Something like that?
But their tits were all too small. Sure, by the Korean standards I remembered, they'd count as big.
But with my eyes leveled up by Da-hye, Ha-rin, and Ji-min lately, they fell way short.
[Tits are all too small. Why?]
[Few men prefer big breasts. Big tits okay with you?] [Prefer them big. Any with massive tits and ass?]
The chat had somehow turned into onahole shopping.
[...Searching] [How about someone like this?] The recommendation had tits around Da-hye's size, but I was curious.
[The biggest one? Biggest tits, biggest ass, and hottest face.]
It narrowed down to one.
[This candidate has 0 handled males, but received top marks at the academy.] What kind of police work does a girl do with tits that trashy and a face that pretty?
This world felt off. Were there no male cops?
'Maybe not...'
Male hormones all jacked up—women handling security made sense.
'But damn, she's gorgeous.'
"Handler male" probably didn't mean boyfriend,
but no one picking her? Unbelievable. Way too pretty for that.
Name: Kang Su-bin.
Most other cops had neat ponytails, but Su-bin's hair was short from the start.
Length-wise, she looked like a track team girl character.
But even with the boyish cut, she screamed feminine—her skin looked soft and pale just from the photo.
Her face was pure and innocent, unlike Ha-rin and Seo-rin's mother-daughter vibe.
Such a neat, pretty face. The short hair made it look even slimmer and more striking.
'Perving out over some stranger's ID photo like this... super weird...'
She must've studied her ass off and grinded through academy training.
Does she know some shut-in hikikomori is scrutinizing her personal info?
Zero male experience sounded so sexual—my cock twitched.
[This the biggest tits?]
[Updating body profile.] "Whoa!"
Caught me off guard...
Thought it was just the ID shot, but nope—full-body clothed pic too.
The uniform was a bit different from what I remembered. Made me think the reboot world's police org was structured differently.
Design-wise, it resembled the sky-blue uniforms from the late '90s to early 2000s—back when they ditched the military vibe for a "democratic police" image.
The kind that famous pretty actress wore in a movie.
But modified into a skirt version.
...This a real police uniform?
'Reboot normalized it, huh?'
No clue why, but lots seemed normalized here.
In a society full of ramped-up female libidos, skirts weren't weird.
Fact: easier to move in than pants—as long as you don't flash panties.
"Anyway..."
That familiar sky-blue top was bulging like it might burst at the tits.
'...What tits.'
Police had to look prim and proper, waist cinched tight.
But Su-bin's massive rack was ready to shred bra and shirt alike.
Utterly trashy tits. Wanna bury my face...
Height around 168cm—way taller than Da-hye, but shorter than Ha-rin.
Black stockings hugging thighs that looked thick and solid, ass huge too...
'Whoa...'
Top-tier vulgar body among all the women I've seen.
With that pure face, it clashed hard with the slutty figure,
and I got why the men here couldn't pick her.
'Just looking feels like I'm gonna cream...'
In a world where even couples skip penetration, a walking erotic manga body like this?
The guys here wouldn't last a second...
[Tell me about Kang Su-bin.]
I was braced for something like "rolling fellatio expert" or "tit-slap master"—wouldn't shock me here.
[Patrol Officer Kang Su-bin commissioned XX year, X month, XX day. Healthy body at peak fertility, exceptional endurance—pre-assigned to Special Investigation.] Snooping on someone's life felt weird.
Especially that strong endurance bit?
Total opposite of me.
I'm all about busting nuts and blowing gacha—complete polar ends.
[Extensive training; standout in endurance.] [In cases capturing males capable of erection in special situations] [Many officers falter on duty priority, but Patrol Officer Kang Su-bin shows high professionalism and capability.] [Resists easy temptation; diligent and devoted.] [States: "I want to be someone others need"—applied to Special Investigation.] Hmm...
Erection this, erection that—
Super out of place for a police bio, but reboot world. Whatever.
Her touching intro teetered on trashy.
Duty first. Killer endurance...
Don't cops need that anyway? Specialty means she's damn good.
[Kang Su-bin it is.]
[Please set visit schedule.] Popped up a calendar—like scheduling a reporter dispatch online.
Better her coming here than me going to the station.
I picked Su-bin and set the date.
[Completed.] [Notified Patrol Officer Kang Su-bin.] [Input your number to receive contact. Proceed?] Hmm. Why not?
Handing my number to a pretty big-titted cop...
Shouldn't wreck my peace of mind.
[Shin Jang-seok's number inputted.] Visit scheduled. Moments later...
[Special Investigation Patrol Officer Kang Su-bin here. Assigned as your handler, Shin Jang-seok. Looking forward to working with you.] Came a polite text.
[Looking forward to it.]
[Is the scheduled date XX month XX correct?] [Yes.]
[Understood. I'll visit at 18:00. Let me know if you need anything.] Hmm...
Should I ask what this is about?
Nah, too much hassle... chat would drag on.
Even if she's a cop, a pretty girl coming to explain? I'll hear it when she gets here.
[What about attire?]
Huh?
I can pick her outfit too...?
[Police uniform, please.] This is meeting a cop, right?
Not some ultra-modern prostitution ring...?
'That'd be rude to think...?'
Bad habit: my urges pull me to extremes, leading to dumb impulses.
Gotta stay chill. She's a cop.
Handcuffs and jail cell? Instant end to my life's peace.
Alright then...
"Time to grind skills with Beatrice-chan~~."
Fun life-wasting time! Kyahou!
"Time to show these business-card scrubs the skill gap!"
1-skill full-party heal is broken!
Can't die unless Beatrice-chan says no.
The high-end healer meta had begun.
[Sin Ji-min - Noona's home from work] [Sin Ji-min - Jang-seok-ah, let's talk with Noona] [Sin Ji-min - Jang-seok-ah?] Ignore. Ignore.
I deliberately didn't reply.
Clearing my backlog quests mattered more right now.