Chapter 16
Chapter 16
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 16
Chapter Title: Cock Discovered!
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I returned home and plopped down on the sofa.
On the screen, the trailer for the hit ○Flix drama Sex is True Love was playing.
"So you're that kind of girl too? You said let's date! Let's love each other, but in the end, all you wanted was sex!?"
"Sex is love! I'm a woman too, you know. Can't we just be sex friends?"
"Disgusting. Really. Jung Yoo-jin!"
'...'
For this to pass as a women's drama—legendary stuff.
Who the hell am I supposed to empathize with?
At least for someone like me with a raging sex drive, it was easier to get the woman's side of things.
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— Anonymous
"My pussy's throbbing so bad I can't help it."
— Viewer123
"Actor's performance is solid, except the cock compositing is kinda obvious."
— HornyFan
"My clit's rock hard."
⭐ Top Comment
— DramaQueen
"The second half where the guy suddenly explodes with lust and drifts into sex mode? Hilarious lol, pure Korean girl fantasy. Real guys aren't like that ㅋㅋ"
— Reply1
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"Pussy that's never met a real man—busted."
— Reply2
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"Surprisingly, there are plenty of good dick givers out there. They handle pussy pounding like pros too."
— Reply3
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"Protagonist's pretty decent. Heroine put in 3 years of service, he bought her a house, handled all the revenge—just did everything! He could at least pound her pussy!!"
Having reviews like porn critiques under a mainstream drama felt a bit chaotic.
Sex, sex, sex.
How obsessed are women with sex?
If mainstream is like this, the underground stuff must be flooded with stories where cocks are exaggerated to monstrous sizes for nonstop pussy-pounding with women.
Well, my original world was the same, so nothing weird about it.
Except for the uncomfortably close-up shots on balls, cocks, or guys' asses, or describing cocks in obsessive detail.
But since my body originally loved that trashy genre, it didn't feel off to me.
I'd never seriously considered how lacking real-world guys were either.
In an era where they have to use AI compositing just to get male actors with big cocks.
Kind of like all those Instagram beauties so filtered you can't even tell their real face shape?
The discourse on whether "huge cocks" really exist is a hot topic in women-only spaces.
'But real beauties do exist, right?'
There were genuinely pretty people out there.
So then...
Does that mean I'm one of the rare real deals in this Reboot World?
'Not like that changes anything.'
My hikikomori life is rock solid.
I'll admit I've had easy sex so far.
But I'm not planning to whip out my cock and strut around outside, so girls probably won't come flocking.
My range of activity is ridiculously narrow. Blind dates? Clubs? Street stalls? None of that.
No overlap at all with the usual ways normal people meet women. Not for me.
Of course, this isn't a complaint.
Having a few I can call for sex now and then? Perfect distance for a total loser like me.
I'm sticking to my loser life.
No matter how rare I am now, conquering pussies nationwide to become an onahole master or building a harem? Unimaginable for me.
That sounds exhausting as hell, doesn't it?
Sure, dating a bunch of hot girls might feel great, but I couldn't handle it.
So much to worry about.
I can't deal with that kind of life.
"Trash pickup day, huh."
Time to go. Mission of the day.
Laundry's piled up too. Bed sheets keep getting soaked no matter how often I change them, and all the spares are in the washer.
Focus on chores today, then game time.
I stuffed the household trash into a 50L pay-per-bag and stepped out of Sekyung Villa.
Still a bit early for night—the sun was dipping low.
"Huh?"
I set the bag down and blinked at the unfamiliar sight.
On the villa parking lot floor...
...a crater?
About 10 meters across.
No other way to describe it. A crater.
When the hell did this happen? Did a meteor hit right in front of my place?
If so, the villa not collapsing would be a miracle. Totally random-ass hole.
Somehow, police tape-like lines were strung up around it, blocking access...
Must've been a crowd out front, and resident me had no clue till now. Peak legend.
Well, duh.
For someone like me who never goes out unless necessary, this is normal.
Sometimes I step out and freak at new buildings that popped up.
'Traces of the Reboot...'
Makes sense, since that's when it all started.
I dusted my hands, about to head back.
"Ah."
"Uh."
"Hm?"
My eyes met those of three college girls coming out of the academy up ahead. I froze. The kind of freeze you get when girls pretend not to notice you unless your boyfriend's walking by.
These girls probably didn't even register my existence. Get within 5 meters, they'd scrunch their noses.
But here they were, staring right at me when I looked up. For over 5 seconds straight. Bizarre.
Something I'd never experienced in my life.
Wait, no—flashback: surrounded by scary delinquent noonas getting bullied, beaten, and shaken down!
My body instinctively went into max alert mode.
Ignoring that, the tall, slender bombshell in the middle was staring holes through me.
'Gasp.'
Delinquent.
The delinquent leggings girl!
She'd never bullied or extorted me specifically, but my gut labeled her as such.
But damn, she had that vibe.
The scary delinquent aura that freezes losers solid, paired with insanely pretty cat-like features.
Long, wavy blonde hair under a black cap, ripped-sleeve crop top showing off her slim waist and abs.
Below that, skin-tight black leggings like body paint hugging her thick thighs.
And in her mouth... cig... a cigarette?
Her friends were more subdued, pure-looking. Left one had braids and a crossbody bag.
Short skirt, but normal outfit. The other had droopy, bored eyes and a sleepy expression.
But they were all gorgeous. No exceptions. The blonde froze me like when I met Ha-rin.
I'm way bigger, but still—intimidated.
Scan time: about 10 seconds.
I took a deep breath, telling myself nothing would happen.
That moment...
"...Cock."
"?"
And then, all at once.
"Cock discovered!"
"Grab it!"
The one I thought was the purest came charging at me!
Whoosh!!
"Sh-shit! What the fuck!?"
I bolted the opposite way.
Why run?!
Unfamiliar college girls screaming "Cock discovered!" and charging? What else?
Unprecedented terror flooded my brain.
"Cock's been spotted!!"
"The cock's running!!"
"Grab it!!"
"All units, deploy the encirclement!"
Eek!!
Why me? What'd I do!?
Instinct kicked in from the threat, but the scene was hilarious. Three hot girls chasing a flabby, gut-hanging ajusshi.
What happens if they catch me?
"Grab that cock!"
"Cock, stop right there!"
"Cock!! The cock's escaping!"
My name's not Cock!!
Caught by the girls yelling "cock, cock" nonstop, I hilariously got pushed all the way into an alley.
They surrounded me, giggling. Gave me legit PTSD vibes.
"Cock hunt success."
The blonde put her hands on her hips and grinned.
Called it—delinquent leggings girl!
"Heehee."
"Ajusshi, whip out your cock."
But why are these model-student pure girls so foul-mouthed?
'R-Reboot event?'
...I'd thought no sex with girls unless I flash my cock outside.
Never imagined college girls ambushing and demanding it.
"Cock. Cock."
"Cock!"
They rubbed their tits against me—half bliss, half panic.
Am I getting nabbed here?
My brain short-circuited, old logic clashing with reality.
"Pfft!"
Then.
The blonde took off her cap, flipped her long golden waves up with a sweep,
and beamed with a bright, innocent, adorable smile like she'd seen something fun.
Pretty...
"Ajusshi. Did we scare you?"
"This ajusshi's really freaked."
"Relax, ajusshi. Just messing with you~."
"Ah... Aah... Haha..."
Ah!! What the...
J-just a prank.
I thought getting cock-hunted by random girls was Reboot normal...
Smack.
The blonde pursed her lips around the lollipop she'd been sucking, looking up at me with wide eyes.
"Ajusshi. You live in this villa?"
"Uh, yeah? Sekyung Villa?"
"Yep."
"Uh, yeah. So?"
Surprisingly polite speech.
And... the "cigarette" was a lollipop.
Mistaking candy for a smoke—shows how rattled I was.
"I live here too. First time noticing someone like you today."
"I-I'm kinda inactive."
"You a total loser, ajusshi?"
"...! ...!!"
Whoa.
No, damn. Straight-up asking if I'm a loser on first meet.
Do I look that loser-ish? (I do)
Even so...
"?"
About to protest, but she tilted her head with zero malice.
Some outgoing types can say iffy stuff without offending.
Like she was genuinely curious...
'And spot-on...'
But I'm not self-admitting loser status.
"D-don't say that to adults."
"..."
"..."
Smack, smack.
My eyes drifted to her lollipop.
Her tongue tip flicked out for a sec.
Ah, no. Don't get hard. Not now.
"Seo-rin-ah. This ajusshi's super spooked. What do we do."
"Don't worry, ajusshi. We're not real thugs."
Then let me go!
You're hot to look at, sure, but the vibe's suffocating.
The sleepy-faced one giggled.
"We won't ask for a free cock show. Got money. How about 100,000 won?"
Prostitution drift already?
"..."
Seo-rin the blonde leggings girl just stared silently.
"I got 30,000."
"Me too. Seo-rin-ah, let's Dutch-pay the cock. You cover the rest."
Pooling cash and offering it to me.
I was beyond shocked—transcending to cosmic levels.
Blonde leggings Seo-rin smirked with her eyes.
"Wanna show your cock, ajusshi?"
"He gonna?"
"Ah, no fun. Won't bite."
Like hell I would?!
Don't drift into hooker mode outta nowhere!
My morals aren't that shattered! I wouldn't flash my cock to college girls on the street just 'cause!
Sure, I'm a scumbag creampie-ing noona pussy nonstop!
They pocketed the cash, giggling like the whole chase was a riot.
"Ajusshi, it's getting dark. Can't walk around so defenseless alone."
"Yeah. What if our pent-up pussies eat you up?"
"Ajusshi's got that classic big-dick face!"
"..."
Sexual harassment...? From girls?
Hard to process, but yeah.
"Cock's big, right, ajusshi?"
"Cock's huge, yeah?"
"Huuuge~?"
Triple harmony cornering me.
My cock was stiffening fast. Cocks have zero situational awareness.
Getting hard in front of these teasing girls.
"..."
Should I just whip it out? What would happen?
These types wouldn't drag me off for showing it, probably.
Still no guarantee. Takes guts to drop trou in front of college girls.
"Aww, no fun."
"Last one for real. Promise we stop."
"Get home safe, ajusshi."
"Uh, yeah, sure..."
Back to polite girls in a flash.
That wild flow really was just a joke.
Bow.
Knowing they'd gone too far, the cock-discoverer trio bowed in apology...
"While pretending to bow!!"
"Cock open up!"
"Gotta let us peep at least, ajusshi! Small's fine, just... wha...?"
Yank!
In sync, they yanked down my pants.
Easy-pull training pants slid off with my undies too.
No time to react. Never dreamed girls would prank me like this at my age.
My rock-hard cock sprang free into the cool air,
"Gasp."
"Eep?"
"Huh?"
The girls froze solid, staring at something way beyond expectations.
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