They're Blaming Me for Their Own Lewdness
What first greeted us upon arriving at the Air Defense Artillery Battery was a guard post near the entrance, along with soldiers in digital-patterned military uniforms standing watch around it.
"What the—there are soldiers here? Did we come to the wrong place?"
"The Vulcan guns at this battery do not sprout from the earth like crops, nor do they shower themselves clean when they get dirty the way we do. Naturally, they are equipment that must receive continuous maintenance and resupply from someone."
"Ahh. I figured there'd be civil servants."
Since they were Vulcan guns, I supposed they'd stationed soldiers to manage them.
I watched Seo-rin stride toward the guard post, and the soldiers who had been standing watch with bored eyes suddenly go wide-eyed at the sudden appearance of a beautiful Female Knight, hastily shouting their loyalty and scrambling about. Turning to Bok-soon, I said,
"You said you spotted a military base around the mid-slope earlier. So that's what it was."
"Yes. And you snorted and told me not to make things up."
"When did I ever say that? More importantly, why are you tilting your head like that?"
"Hmm… I looked it up, and apparently this facility was originally a military installation built by sharp-eyed elves like myself during the Joseon era for coastal surveillance. But I don't see any traces of my people here."
"You're right. It doesn't feel like an old fortress at all."
"Hmm… it's not that kind of feeling, it's more like… hmm…"
Perhaps it had simply faded away with the passage of time.
I checked the history of the Air Defense Artillery Battery on my phone while leading a still-uncertain, head-tilting Bok-soon over to Seo-rin, who was waving us over impatiently.
"Loyalty. Thank you for your service."
"You must be working hard out here in the middle of nowhere."
"Are you the ones accompanying Hunter Lee Seo-rin this time… huh—?!"
The soldier who hadn't been able to tear his eyes from Seo-rin's beauty went wide-eyed all over again at the sight of Bok-soon.
He was already struggling to keep his wits about him after the arrival of an absolute beauty like Seo-rin—and now, on top of that, a nearly half-naked elven beauty had appeared. He looked like he couldn't tell whether this was a dream or reality.
At the soldier's reaction, Bok-soon puffed out her massive breasts for me to see and started preening.
"You see? He's completely losing his mind over my beauty!"
"Why the hell are you sticking your chest out all of a sudden? What, you want me to sexually harass you in front of the soldiers?"
"Ugh… I mean you should be grateful! Grateful that a beauty of an elf like me has deigned to use a human like you as a meat shield and pack mule all this time—grateful, moved, and ready to reflect on every insolence you've ever committed against me… kya, kyaaaaah?!"
"Generous heart my ass. What are you so proud of, jiggling those spiteful pouches around like that? Ridiculous."
I irritably grabbed hold of Bok-soon's spiteful, jiggling pouches—the same ones that had flared up with goddess complex the moment anyone so much as flattered her, just like back at the Dongmyo café.
At the sudden sexual-harassment show unfolding right before their eyes, the soldiers' gazes locked onto Bok-soon's breasts, the soft flesh bulging out between her body and my fingers as if ready to burst free.
From the way they were gulping hard, they were almost certainly looking at Bok-soon's tits and thinking the kinds of things any man would—I want to touch them, I want to suck on them.
"Th-this insane human is sexually harassing me right in front of the soldiers?! He's groping my breasts with abandon! Ah, aaaah♡ Th-they're seeing everything♡ They're going to find out that I'm not some high-and-mighty elf at all—that I'm just this D-class pervert human's sow♡"
And of course Bok-soon, who could hardly miss those men's stares and desires, flipped her masochist switch on the spot and started putting on a coquettish act for me.
As if to say she didn't mind her lewd body being freely toyed with—so long as everyone properly recognized, and never forgot, that she was a sow of an elf who already had a master.
Seo-rin, who had been distracted filling out the entry log, belatedly called my name and came running over.
"Goo Seung-yong, you bastard—committing such villainy again! Have you forgotten why you came here to volunteer in the first pla—nghhoooh?!"
"Enough. Get over here already, Seo-rin. And who said you could call my name however you like?"
"M-Master, you said… you promised to properly call me Senior in front of other people, and yet again—nghho?! T-to do something like thiiis…♡"
Her bold charge lasted only a moment. I seized control of Senior Seo-rin by yanking hard on her clit string, then offered something like an apology to the soldiers, who were already discreetly bowing their heads.
"Sorry about that. These girls are just so lewd… We're in the middle of training, but I'll make sure they don't cause any trouble wherever we go."
"Pardon?! D-did I mishear you?!"
"Thanks for your hard work. Come on, let's go."
"Y-youuu♡ What am I supposed to do if you plant weird misunderstandings in these soldiers' heads—ah, aaaah♡ Don't pull on my tiiits♡ I'll walk on my own, so stop pulliiing♡"
"J-just you wait♡ During this volunteer period I will absolutely correct you♡ I will absolutely fix that perverted head of yours, Masteeer…♡"
At the sight of what had, at first glance, been a pure and lovely elf and a stern-faced Female Knight—both of them, after just a few gestures, being dragged along with faces soaked in pleasure like a pair of bitches in heat—the soldiers at the guard post bowed their heads even lower.
I leaned in and whispered to my flesh-toilet knight, who, just like Bok-soon, had clearly noticed the stares of astonishment and base lust directed at them—her lips curling even as her eyes shot me a fierce glare.
"I wonder if the soldiers stationed here know. Just how lewd a Female Knight you really are."
"Haaah♡ D-don't say it… don't say it out loud♡"
"Don't say what? That you're wearing nothing but armor over your bare skin? Or that the second I yanked your clit string, your pussy started pouring juice? Which one am I not supposed to say?"
"Heeek♡ All of it… all of it—you must not say any of it♡ The moment either one gets out, my life is over♡ If something like that got around publicly, I'd have no choice but to live out the rest of my days as nothing but your sex-processing flesh-toilet knight…♡"
"Truly, with each passing day you grow more depraved, more perverted♡ How on earth do you keep becoming more and more my type—no, more and more of a rotten sex maniac♡"
Bok-soon, who until moments ago had been looking at Seo-rin like she was some kind of chewing-gum pervert, nodded along in agreement.
As if a common enemy had appeared, and for now they were temporary allies.
"Look at you two putting on airs. Hurry up and follow me. Didn't you hear what the soldier just said? He'll teach us how to operate the Vulcan guns, so head that way?"
"L-let go♡ You're not seriously going to keep doing these perverted things over there too, are you♡"
"The more you act like this, Master, the harsher the correction waiting for you will—oh, oooh♡ I'm going from my clitoriiis…♡"
"Th-then that concludes the instruction. H-h-have a pleasant time?"
"Yes, thank you."
"Th-thank you for your hard wooork…♡"
"We've caused trouble because of our Master… oooh♡"
Some time later, after completing the full course on Vulcan gun operation from a soldier at the battery, I casually released Bok-soon's sweat-soaked tits and Seo-rin's wildly thrashing clit string.
I'd been deliberately doing lewd things in front of other people so they wouldn't forget their place—but the soldier had left, so there was no longer any reason to keep it up.
The moment I let go, Bok-soon hurriedly gathered her massive breasts into her arms and gasped for breath harder than she ever had climbing the mountain.
"Heeek♡ Heeek♡ I came five times just from my tit-pussiiies♡"
"I came seven… seven times… To train my body into something this lewd in a single day…♡"
"Well, well?"
So they were blaming me for their own lewdness.
At the women's glares—as if this was the perfect moment to pin it on me—I clicked my tongue and turned to Seo-rin.
"More importantly, aren't you going to unpack? You brought a ton of luggage since we're staying a few days."
"Heh heh heh… indeed. Come, follow me at once."
"?"
What was with Senior all of a sudden? Why was she laughing?
Seo-rin started walking toward the lodging the soldier had pointed out earlier, smiling with a slyness that rivaled even Senior A-rang's. She seemed oddly excited—maybe she was just that happy to be free of my hands. Resolving to thoroughly torment her later, I followed along with an equally bewildered Bok-soon.
The moment we stepped inside the lodging, I understood exactly what Seo-rin's laughter had meant.
"Huh? Why is there an underground dungeon in here?"
"And a torture chamber too?!"
We had entered what was supposed to be a lodging—and yet, for some reason, what greeted us was a Western-style underground dungeon and torture chamber that looked quite old, with a distinctly antique air about them.