Absolutely Infuriating
After the whole mess at Dongmyo, Bok-soon and I were hit with disciplinary action from the school right away.
For a hunter, flashing bare skin in front of a crowd wasn't exactly unheard of — but putting on a show with Bok-soon in positions straight out of some hardcore Western porn tape, right there in public, was another matter entirely. That was what earned us the punishment.
And the sentence the school handed down? A one-week suspension.
Considering a typical temporary suspension ran anywhere from one to three months, calling it a suspension at all felt generous — it was more like a slap on the wrist, basically house arrest with a fancy name.
Maybe presenting the charm fragments Grandma Park Jeom-rye had written for us had done the trick, letting us argue that the whole fiasco had been an unavoidable accident during a dungeon clear commissioned by a former S-class hunter. Or maybe the school simply decided that slamming a heavy penalty on Bok-soon — who, after Senior A-rang, was on the verge of becoming the youngest B-class promotee — would be a net loss for them too.
Either way, with a week of forced leave ordered by the school, I found myself staring at the gacha menu on my screen, sprawled out on my bed.
Proceed with the draw?
Results are random.
1× Draw / 10× Draw
"Hoo… I'm nervous."
I kept huffing and puffing, eyes locked on the gacha menu floating on the screen. It had been a while since my last pull, and this time I wasn't just tossing one or ten points into the pot — I was planning to dump every last one of my 369 points. Even after thinking it through, my hand still refused to reach for the button.
I knew how these gachas worked. Once you started pulling, there was no stopping.
"I could still put it into stats instead… No, no. I already decided I'd raise stats once this body gets more used to them. And for skills, I said the pool felt too thin and I needed to lock down more of them first — so what am I second-guessing now?"
I shook my head, brushing off the last of the hesitation clinging to my fingers, then blew out a breath the way Senior A-rang always did — hee-hee-hoo — and stabbed my finger straight at the draw button.
"LET'S GOOOOO—!!"
Holy water drawn directly from the Saintess. Randomly raises one of the user's stats or skill levels by 1, ignoring all conditions.
※ It smells faintly of ammonia, but as a matter of courtesy, please don't ask where it came from.
Holy water drawn directly from the Saintess. Randomly raises one of the user's stats or skill levels by 1, ignoring all conditions.
※ It smells faintly of ammonia, but as a matter of courtesy, please don't ask where it came from.
◈ Lemon Candy — Tastes like a first kiss.
◈ Intermediate Potion — Apply to a severed limb and it sticks right back on like glue.
◈ Agility Elixir — Raises Agility by 1 upon consumption.
◈ Delicious Bubble Gum — Bubble gum whose sweetness never runs out.
◈ Delicious Bubble Gum — Bubble gum whose sweetness never runs out.
◈ Baekdu Samdasoo — Clean water. Refreshing enough to rival soda.
◈ Delicious Bubble Gum — Bubble gum whose sweetness never runs out.
◈ Delicious Bubble Gum — Bubble gum whose sweetness never runs out.
"Oh?"
Watching the usual flood of bubble gum pad out my inventory, I almost decided then and there to ditch the gacha and dump everything into stats or skill levels instead — but two Saint's Holy Waters in a row gave me a good feeling. I squeezed my eyes shut and kept jabbing the ten-pull button.
I'd check what dropped later. I just kept hammering the draw until my points ran dry.
By the time the Insufficient Points message finally floated up in front of me, I flinched, shaking off the glassy, gacha-addict haze that had glazed over my eyes.
"Whew. Done. I was mashing that button like a total maniac."
I hadn't even looked at what came out — just click-click-clicked like a machine — so the message log was an absolute disaster. I squinted and scrolled back up, reading through the wall of text packing the screen.
"Hmm… maybe it's just me, but it feels like an insane amount of Holy Water dropped this time. Is the Saintess gonna be okay?"
Holy water drawn directly from the Saintess. Randomly raises one of the user's stats or skill levels by 1, ignoring all conditions.
※ It smells faintly of ammonia, but as a matter of courtesy, please don't ask where it came from.
I'd known it dropped often thanks to that "raises anything at all" property, but I never imagined I'd pull this many.
"And maybe I'm imagining it, but the Saintess's face on the Holy Water labels looks like it's getting redder and redder."
Like she was pleading with me — You can't just take that much all at once!
After offering a heartfelt apology to the silver-haired, busty Saintess on the label who'd worked so hard to produce all that holy water with her own body, I kept scrolling.
Dragon Buster Slash Lv.1
— Skill already owned.
Dragon Buster Slash Lv.2 has been enhanced to Dragon Buster Slash Lv.3.
Healthy and Tasty Semen Lv.1
— Skill already owned.
Healthy and Tasty Semen Lv.3 has been enhanced to Healthy and Tasty Semen Lv.4.
Addictive Semen Lv.1
— Skill already owned.
Addictive Semen Lv.3 has been enhanced to Addictive Semen Lv.4.
Sweet Kiss Lv.1
— Improves proficiency at kissing.
— The user's kisses gain a mild addictive quality.
Sex Healing (M)
— Restores the user's stamina during sexual intercourse.
— The user's bodily fluids restore the heroines' stamina.
Two brand-new skills, plus three skill upgrades — messages so welcome I could've kissed the screen. I tore open one of the Saint's Holy Waters sitting right beside me and dumped it straight into my mouth.
A salty-savory flavor bloomed across my tongue, and a message window popped up at once.
"Eh?"
Why was my luck this good today?
Moved to tears of gratitude — and a trickle of pre-cum — over the Saintess's grace in duplicating the artifact Bok-soon and I had picked up in the dungeon just the other day, I cracked open every remaining Saint's Holy Water on the spot and poured them all down my throat.
A delicacy only I in this entire world could taste. My cock went rock-hard on its own, and dozens of message windows started cascading across my vision one after another.
◈ Acquired Delicious Bubble Gum
◈ Acquired Saint's Holy Water
◈ Acquired Sex Slave's Clit Piercing
◈ Acquired Sex Slave's Clit Piercing
◈ Acquired Sex Slave's Clit Piercing
"Hey — why are you duplicating this many clit piercings?! I don't need this many!!"
But the cascade of messages was ice-cold and merciless, a total contrast to the sacred flavor spreading through my mouth.
Sweet Kiss Lv.1 has risen to Sweet Kiss Lv.2
Delicate Touch Lv.3 has risen to Delicate Touch Lv.4
A few skill-level-up messages did pop up in between, but setting those aside, the only real haul was five duplicated clit piercings and two extra Holy Waters.
"Yeah, that's just how this item works. Still — skill upgrades aren't nothing."
Deciding to take the wins where I could get them, I squinted back at the screen wallpapered in bubble gum and Baekdu Samdasoo — and a few unusual items suddenly caught my eye.
Summons any woman the user has in mind directly before their eyes. Not just from this world — even from other dimensions!
Allows you to rewrite someone's common sense however you like. Please use it for dirty purposes!
"Looks like I pulled some seriously broken items."
Elixirs of Strength or Agility that bumped stats were nice and all, but they couldn't hold a candle to these.
I finished off the various elixirs I'd gotten this round, wrapping up my review of the message log, and was just about to sink into the pleasant dilemma of how best to use my new prizes when—
Kakao—!
"Huh?"
A notification chime suddenly cracked against my ear. A KakaoTalk from Senior A-rang.
"Isn't she supposed to be in lecture right now? Why's she texting me all of a sudden?"
I closed the Training App and checked the message.
"A photo? Out of nowhere?"
Last time she'd sent me a picture of a minotaur's severed head. Probably something in the same vein. Figuring her lecture must be boring as hell and she was just messing with me, I opened our chat —
"HUH?!"
As if laughing at my naive assumptions, the very first thing that loaded was a full-nude photo of Senior A-rang. I yelped and nearly launched myself off the bed.
The second I fired off that frantic reply, Senior A-rang started hammering me with messages like she'd been waiting for exactly that.
"Th-this senior is seriously…?!"
Absolutely infuriating.
Feeling the blood rush to both my cock and my head, I shot Senior A-rang a message telling her to cut the teasing — then immediately reopened the Training App.