Why Do You Live Like That?
Following the talisman’s guidance, Silra and I descended straight into the sewer beneath Dongmyo Market. She had been charging ahead like her life depended on it, so I chased after her plump, royal-elf rear and grabbed both generous handfuls with both hands.
“Boksoon! Slow down a little, will you?!”
“How am I supposed to go slow right now?! I’m going to die! No, more importantly, where exactly are you touching?!”
“I said slow down! We need to at least mark the path we’re taking, don’t you think?!”
“Aah, I got too excited and… Thank you for telling me, but why are you sneaking in a little ass rub while you’re at it? Let go right now!”
“It’s not a sneak. I’m just rubbing it properly. And who said I only know how to rub? I’m about to slide my hand right between those cheeks. Aigoo, our Boksoon’s buns are perfectly ripe.”
“Hey!”
Who told you to swing that palace-grade ass right in front of me like that?
Grinning wickedly at the furious elf who was now being one-sidedly molested, I pulled the trembling Silra into my arms, pretending she was only shaking from anger while she was clearly getting turned on.
“W-what are you doing now? Are you trying to grab my breasts too…?”
“That’s part of it, but this is also a defensive measure. Human armor, you could say.”
“Human armor? Since when do you do anything this thoughtful… No, it’s not thoughtful at all! It’s not thoughtful! Let go of my chest right now!”
“If I hold you like this, your chest is protected. Goblins love rear ambushes, right? If I stand firm behind you like this…”
“Y-you… Did you hide a club in your pants? It’s a club, isn’t it? That thing rubbing against my ass right now has to be a club!”
I couldn’t see her face, but the way her elf ears fluttered like hummingbird wings and the stiff little buds I could feel through my palms told me everything I needed to know.
“Y-you rotten lecher…!! Doing filthy things to an elf standing at the crossroads of life and death…!!”
“Who’s dying? You’ll live just fine as long as you keep taking my cum on the regular. Didn’t you hear what the old lady said? You’re going to give birth to eighty of my kids…”
“That’s exactly why I hate it! Being forced to live as a breeding sow for a man like you…♡ It’s the absolute worst…♡ If I don’t find a way out, I’ll end up just like those lewd elves from the dirty comics I’ve seen♡”
“Ah, I think I’ve seen that one too. Was it called Bountiful Elves?”
“Haang♡ D-don’t squeeze…♡”
Her breasts were a little behind A-rang noona’s, but still so overwhelmingly abundant that comparing them to ordinary ones would be an insult. They overflowed in my hands.
“Take it slow. I only brought one sword, so I can’t just charge in like I did at Eunma Apartment.”
“Hmph. So all those hard-looking muscles are actually just soft flab?”
“Everything gets hurt when you poke it with something sharp.”
“Again! You’re putting your cock between my ass cheeks again… Don’t tell me you can’t hold back and you’re thinking ‘My cock’s plenty sharp too, so let’s check if your elf pussy hurts or not’ while trying to rape me… Y-you lecher…!!”
“I wasn’t thinking that far! You masochistic elf!”
Once Silra seemed to have calmed down a bit, I slipped my hand inside her bikini and pointed at the floating talisman with my chin.
“Still, that thing is amazing no matter how many times I see it. Once we came underground it started glowing like a flare. Can every S-class hunter do something like that?”
“I suppose so. It even stopped when we stopped and lights up the area nicely… but stop fondling my nipples while you act impressed, will you?”
“Hey, it’s biological armor.”
Whether it was because the talented shaman had made it or not, the talisman was incredibly useful for navigating a dark place like this. Normally you’d need a flashlight in one hand or night-vision goggles.
“Alright, you seem calmer now, so let’s keep moving.”
“Your cock doesn’t look very calm, though. Haa… If I don’t find a solution soon, I’ll have to bear eighty… eighty of this lecher’s children…!!”
Together with Silra and the talisman that had switched back to guide mode, we continued our awkward exploration of the underground sewer.
“Park Jeom-rye Hunter-nim must have been very close with your grandfather. She treated you like her own grandson.”
“Yeah, they really must have been close. Probably became friends back when Grandpa was still an active hunter.”
“Your grandfather was a hunter too?”
“Yeah. He was A-class. More than enough rank to meet and befriend that S-class grandma.”
“A-class…?”
Silra looked up at me with surprised eyes. But the moment our gazes met, she immediately went back to giving me that “how pathetic” look, so I twisted her perky nipple with my fingers.
“You kkanf bitch, you were about to say ‘Your grandfather was A-class, so why do you live like that?’ weren’t you?”
“Aack?! H-how did you know?!”
“It was written all over your face! Besides, back then there were still dragons in the world! It was different from now!”
“Hyaaaaak♡ I’m being molested♡ I’m being molested by a pathetic lecher who’s disgracing his grandfather’s name♡ Aren’t you ashamed in front of your grandfather♡”
“I learned all of this from Grandpa! Come here. Perfect timing. Your pussy’s been reeking of arousal since earlier. I’ll turn you into a leaking titty-pussy that cums just from having your breasts touched!”
“Y-you ‘too’?! What kind of filthy things have you been doing without me knowing—Hyaaaaak♡”
Teasing her in front of other people was fun, but nothing beat cornering her like this in a dark, isolated place where no one could help her. While she pretended to resist, her body overflowed with seductive moans and coquettish movements, and the thick scent of aroused masochistic-elf pussy rose from below. I snorted and squeezed her breasts hard.
“Cum! You masochistic elf! Cum like the masochistic elf you are while getting molested by a lecher—have a titty-pussy orgasm!”
“W-who’s going to cum?! An elegant, noble elf like me, cumming from the touch of a lecher like you? If you think that, then o-oooooh…♡”
Brrrrr-♡
Contrary to her words, Silra arched her back like an erect cock, pushed her ass back against my shaft, and came hard. Her breasts had always been an erogenous zone, and the synergy between my vulgar hands with the skill active and this masochistic elf’s filthy sexual preferences was explosive.
“Always going on about ‘my lady’ and ‘young miss,’ but look at your face now. You sow.”
“Heek♡ Heek♡ M-Master… The day before yesterday at Eunma Apartment too… What are you trying to do by making an innocent elf cum on the job like this♡ Especially inside a goblin nest…♡”
“You think I made you cum just for fun?”
“Don’t tell me…”
Silra, tongue hanging out and panting, looked at me with eyes that said “You’re not thinking what I think you’re thinking, right?” but she was dead wrong.
I grinned lewdly at her.
“Nothing drives goblins crazier than the smell of female piss and pussy juice—especially the lewd elf cunt nectar. You’re going to keep spraying goblin bait until we get out of here.”
“Y-you’re going to keep making me cum just to lure goblins with my love juices…?!”
-Grrrr…?
“See? The moment you start reeking of pussy everywhere, they react right away.”
“Aah, is that really a goblin sound…?!”
Even as she stared at me in disbelief, the corners of her mouth and elf ears trembled along with the distinctive gurgling growl coming from the darkness ahead.
“You’re going to waste my love juices—worth hundreds of millions to billions of won per milliliter to rich perverts—on luring mere goblins?!”
“What kind of love juice fluctuates in price like live fish at a market? Besides, who said your juices are worth that much? To me, they’re just—”
“Hiiiiik?!”
“Like this. A little teasing of your tits and pussy and they come gushing right out.”
“Haauuung…♡”
The talisman began brightly illuminating our surroundings. Silra, already holding her revolver at the ready and watching the direction of the sounds, let out a sweet moan as I casually fondled her breasts.
“Y-you perveeert…♡”
-Gooooob!!!
-Grrrrr!!!
Right on cue with Silra’s lust-drunk voice, the aroused goblins that could no longer hold back burst out of the darkness.
Bang—!!