Don't Worry About That
Once the chaos at the Majang-dong Dungeon had finally settled, A-rang and I pulled our clothes back on and stared blankly at Jeom-sun, who had trailed after us.
"So how are you getting home?"
"Yeah. That skintight suit of yours got shredded to pieces. Doesn't look like you brought a change of clothes either."
"You two are the ones who tore my suit!"
Maybe we really had been a little too shameless about it.
Jeom-sun gaped at the two of us — standing there with her gorgeous chocolate-brown tits and ass fully on display, while we gazed at her with what looked like genuine concern — then let out an indignant snort.
"Don't you dare stand there looking all worried with that monstrous cock of yours still standing at full attention. As for being naked — I can simply use my concealment ability."
"Oh, really? So we don't have to pretend to worry?"
"Honestly, forcing the act was getting pretty tiring."
"Y-y-you—?!"
Well, she said so herself. What else was there to do?
A-rang and I snickered at the sight of Jeom-sun glaring daggers at us, fury practically radiating off her — until a thought suddenly crossed my mind and I stopped laughing.
"Actually… there is one thing I'm genuinely worried about."
"Didn't you just admit you were only pretending to worry?"
"No, this one's real. It's about your constitution."
"…My constitution?"
The Lucky Pervert constitution — the one that triggered erotic accidents whenever lewd thoughts crossed her mind.
She clearly hadn't been conscious of it herself, because the moment I brought it up her face went rigid. I nodded and continued.
"Yeah. You're completely naked right now. Just tilting your head a little, feeling an itch under your breasts or between your legs, even a single gust of wind — any of that will force you to remember you're bare-ass naked."
"Yes, well, if a certain pervert living somewhere hadn't shredded my suit, that wouldn't be a problem."
"Was it a suit you liked? Now I almost feel bad."
"That said, you're not entirely wrong. This state of mine is extremely dangerous given my constitution. However…"
"However?"
Did she have some countermeasure prepared for situations like this?
I tilted my head at the scoff she gave me, and Jeom-sun immediately crossed her arms, a smug little curl lifting the corner of her mouth.
"However, I must disappoint you. I am constantly aware of my constitution, and I regulate my emotions precisely to prevent any unforeseen incidents. Even if I were to expose my bare body to the public, I am confident I could maintain a mind as still as a clear mirror lake."
"Is thaaat so~?"
"Oh, is that right~?"
Well then. Thanks for telling us.
"W-what are those filthy, scheming smiles for? Wh-what are you planning to do to me this time, you pervert…♡"
We'd only spent a few hours together, and already she was flinching back like a thoroughly corrupted little freak, voice trembling at the sight of A-rang and me.
Haaah♡ Haaah♡
At the same time, the hot, steamy, lust-soaked breathing of two bitches in heat poured into our ears. I stepped right up to Jeom-sun, grabbed hold of her tits, and said:
"Good. Then while we're at it, I'll put you through a little more training."
"T-training? Using that as an excuse to— ah, where are you taking me right now♡ Let go of me this instant♡ I said let go♡"
"Eheheh, our husband's up to no good again♡"
"Please stop him. If this keeps up— Ch-Cheon A-rang, what on earth are you doing?!"
Far from trying to stop me, A-rang looked ready and eager to join in on my villainy. Jeom-sun had been biting her lip — until A-rang casually unwrapped her compression bandage and freed her breasts, at which point Jeom-sun genuinely shrieked in shock.
"What does it look like? Judging by the state of things, there's no way I'm going home looking presentable either, so I'm just presenting my tits for service. Nngh♡ G-gently, would you♡ Stop mauling my tits like you're trying to crush them every single time♡"
"A-are you all right? I can just conceal my body, but you, Cheon A-rang…?"
"Huh? I'm fine. This isn't the first or second time I've walked out of a dungeon with my tits hanging out."
"…What?!"
Jeom-sun's eyes went huge, as if she'd just heard something completely absurd. I kept kneading A-rang's breasts, comparing the two pairs side by side, and answered Jeom-sun in a perfectly calm voice.
"She's right. Not the first or second time. Search 'Cheon A-rang tits' online and you'll get pages of photos of her strutting around with those massive things out. I've asked her to be a little more mindful of the stares she draws, but…"
"Hah, who gives a shit about those nobodies' eyes♡ Just tell 'em to jack off nice and hard to pictures of the tits only my husband gets to touch♡"
"And that's why A-rang here doesn't care whether her tits are out or not. But you, Jeom-sun — you're different."
Unlike A-rang, who operated on a fundamental I show them off, so what the hell are any of you gonna do about it? brand of shamelessness, Jeom-sun was still furtively scanning her surroundings even while pretending not to care.
Even with a dark elf's natural concealment ability turning her body transparent, being this restless meant another erotic accident could blow up at any moment.
"So I'm going to help you. So that no matter when, where, or what state you're in, you can keep that clear-mirror-lake mind of yours."
"D-don't make me laugh♡ You just want to violate me and toy with me♡"
"Well, obviously. Now get over here. Gandeme Park, was it? There's a park not far from here. A-rang? Fire up the engine for me."
"Already did♡"
"Th-there was a car? If we have a car, there's no need to go looking like this— aah♡"
We piled into the car and drove to Gandeme Park, which sat not far from the Majang-dong Dungeon. By the time we arrived, Jeom-sun had already turned the back seat into a steam bath thick with bitch-scent. I hauled her out.
"Come on, get out. No resisting."
"You pervert♡ Let go of me this instant♡ How is this training in any way♡"
"Hey, this is all necessary, all right? At the Grand Festival you'll be walking around in outfits that make that torn suit look modest — practically half-naked. You planning to freak out then too?"
"What are you talking about? Last year's Grand Festival, they wore three-stripe tracksuits…"
"Hey now, for a ninja you're awfully behind on the news."
I pointed at A-rang, who was already tapping away on her phone to show Jeom-sun something.
"Back then that squid-game drama was huge, so they dressed everyone to match. This year they're putting you in this. Here, look."
"S-swimsuits?! Men in trunks and… w-women in bikinis?!"
I nodded firmly at Jeom-sun's genuinely stunned reaction, confirming she'd seen it right. She stared in disbelief.
"H-how is that even allowed? Broadcasts have standards and ratings, don't they…?!"
"Guess ratings made them throw those standards to the dogs."
"And according to the rumors, this year's main broadcast is going full 19+."
Apparently, with more networks covering the once-a-year festival than last year, they'd adopted these uniforms purely to jack up the viewership numbers.
"That can't be…?!"
"Anyway, now you understand why you need this training. Come on, get out. Before I drag you."
"You're already dragging me. Aah♡"
"Nngh♡ The night air feels so good♡ Having my pussy lightly teased on the way over is nice♡"
"Ch-Cheon A-rang?! How can you be so brazen— more importantly, when did you get naked?!"
As I forced her out of the car, Jeom-sun let out a little peep of a scream at the sight of A-rang already outside, stretching completely nude.
She'd definitely been wearing pants when we got in the car — but by the time she stepped out, even those were gone, and Jeom-sun was thoroughly rattled.
"Figured I'd take a little of that training myself♡ Like I said earlier, it's not like I'm some shameless bitch with zero embarrassment left. Thought I'd use this chance to completely drive the shame and self-consciousness out of my system♡"
"That can't be…♡"
Realizing A-rang was already buzzing with excitement at the prospect of an exposure stroll together, Jeom-sun shuddered hard.
"All right, shall we? It's late enough that there won't be many people around. And at this hour, you two basically get natural stealth."
"That's exactly what worries me. Husband has zero stealth, so I keep thinking we'll get caught because of him."
Seeing no escape hatch left, Jeom-sun let out a small sigh and spoke to me.
"I hate to admit it, but if it's a bikini… there's no guarantee something like that won't happen."
"So?"
"I-I'll accept the training. So please…"
"Give you a proper creampie? Don't worry about that."
"I was going to ask you to keep a careful watch on our surroundings! You and Cheon A-rang may not care, but I still have shame?!"
"And dumping that shame is the whole point of this training."
"Hhk…♡"
Squish—♡
Besides, she was already this soaked — what was there to watch out for?
I made Jeom-sun clean my fingers — dripping with her own juices — with her mouth, then grabbed both of their tits and headed into the park.