Pussy Grip: Squeeze My Cock Tight!
I'd seen characters in certain subculture games pull swords from between their cleavage before, but I never thought I'd see a dark elf pull a blade out of her asshole in real life.
Taking the sword from Senior Arang, I spoke to Jeomsuni, who was wriggling restlessly in my arms.
"Alright, hold on tight. Wrap both arms and both legs around me properly."
"Hoooh♡ L-like this…?♡"
"Yeah, just like that. Ever heard the saying about fighting back-to-back? We're doing the opposite. We're fighting cock-to-pussy. I protect you, and in return, you protect my cock with that pussy of yours."
"We're fighting like this, you say?♡ Equipping me as a cock-sheath and going into battle… y-you perverted♡ sex maniac♡"
"Then let go of my cock. Though we both know you won't."
Even as she fretted, Jeomsuni nestled trustingly into my arms. I cupped her massive ass with one hand to support her and lumbered forward toward the minotaur closing in alongside Senior Arang.
If I'd known it would come to this, I would've registered her in a Training Slot already.
The situation had spiraled so bizarrely, and with Senior Arang right beside us, I hadn't even had a chance to open the Training App. Still, the regret was hard to shake.
"So? How's the grip feel?"
"No idea? I only ever use greatswords, so this feels way too… light!"
Clang—!!
I clicked my tongue inwardly at the missed opportunity and batted aside a grappling hook flung straight at us.
"Huh. I was worried it might snap, but for something so skinny, it's pretty sturdy."
A little awkward, maybe, but the hand-feel wasn't half bad.
In that same moment, Senior Arang snatched the hook as it floated weakly through the air and shouted over to me.
"Darling! Stay right there!"
"Whatever you're doing, hurry! There's another one coming up behind us!"
"I know that already! Hrrrngh—!!"
Clank-clank-clank-clank—!!
With Senior Arang's powerful battle cry, the chain went taut—and the minotaur that had thrown the hook began getting dragged toward us, scraping across the ground.
—Mmmmooooh?!
Being overpowered by a human so much smaller than itself—and a naked female human at that, with dried semen plastered conspicuously between her thighs like an open invitation—was clearly more than the minotaur could accept. It stamped its hooves into the ground and tried to dig in.
But a mere B-class monster, nothing more than a glorified cow-head, stood no chance against Senior Arang and her near-S-class physique.
"Uryaaaaaaah—!!"
"Oh?"
—Mmmmooooooh?!
Another even stronger shout erupted, and the minotaur's body went sailing into the air. Amid the half-beast's roar of pure shock, Senior Arang yelled to me as I kept watch on our rear.
"I'm throwing it straight at you! Time it right!"
"Let's gooooo—!!"
Clank-clank-clank—!!
—Muuuh?!
The instant I answered, the massive half-beast came rocketing toward us like a bullet. I bent my knees slightly and tensed my legs—and the cock-sheath in my arms asked in a frantic voice,
"Wh-what exactly are you trying to do…?! Weren't you going to slash it like batting a baseball off a pitching machine?!"
"That's right. Normally, yeah, you'd just cut it down. But do we look like the kind of people 'normal' applies to?"
"What are you even planning to… nnghhoooh?!"
"You'll see when—whoops?!"
I didn't even have time to finish. I kicked off the ground and leapt.
Not to dodge the minotaur.
"To climb on top of it, actually!"
"Heh heh heh. That's my darling for you—I didn't even have to say a word, and he already figured it out and hopped right on."
"Ooooooh♡ M-my womb♡ My womb's been shoved up somewhere it should never go, i-it's climbing, ooooh♡"
The minotaur that had appeared behind us tilted its head in blank confusion at our stunt, then immediately hurled its chain-axe.
"Jeomsuni! Hold tight! Clamp down on my cock with that pussy!"
"Ooh♡ Yess♡ I-I'll squeeze your cock so tight♡ I'll take your baby batter properly, so pleaseee♡"
—Muuuh?! Boof?! Hrrngh?!
Thud, thwack, thud—!!
The minotaur serving as our foothold—and our launch board—was getting smashed to pieces against the ground like a stone skipping across water.
"Alright, jumping again. Squeeze that pussy hard!"
"H-haaard♡ Guaaaaah♡"
Balancing precariously atop the minotaur like a bear riding a ball as the thing turned into raw meat, I timed the axe flying straight at us and kicked off its back, leaping clear.
Crunch—!!
The wet sound of meat being pulverized erupted underfoot. The minotaur that had just been our platform had its skull caved in by its own kin's axe and went rolling limply across the ground.
Without a second thought for its own kind—so long as it killed us—the beast had thrown that axe with cold indifference. I grabbed the chain dangling from it and charged straight at the creature, running along the links.
"Oooooooh?!"
"Nnghhoooh?!"
—Moooh?!
The minotaur had expected a charge, but never that we'd come running at it tightrope-style along the chain. It frantically tried to reel the axe back in.
But the blade was buried deep in its already-ruined kin's carcass. Instead of coming free, the chain only pulled tighter—making it even easier for Jeomsuni and me to climb.
Clank-clank—!!
The chain yanked taut with even more urgency. Riding the sudden tension, I shot upward and brought the sword in my hand down on the minotaur's head.
"Atol! Cherry! Puppy!"
"Kkhiiiiiiih♡ I-it's coming again♡ Agai—ooooh?!"
—Brrrrrrrrrrt—♡
And I split it clean in half, from the crown of its head straight down through its crotch!
The clean hand-feel traveling up the hilt, the way the minotaur parted into two pieces like a knife through tofu—my mouth twitched with the urge to look cool about it.
"Creampie♡ Ooh♡ Being treated as a cock-sheath wasn't enough, now I'm a cum-dump too… nnghhoooh… t-to do something like this♡"
"Eheheh. The feel of wearing a woman's body like panties is seriously killer."
With filth like that as my background music, there was no way I could pull off a cool pose. I just tore my grin wider, wicked as ever, while Jeomsuni climaxed in my arms. Her Elf Fever Time was winding down, the hydraulic pressure of semen finally too much to hold, and I clicked my tongue in pure regret.
"Well? Still not interested in becoming my breeding sow after all that?"
"Hoo♡ J-just because you've conquered my body doesn't mean you can break my mind as we—mmph?!"
Schluurp—♡
I dipped my head and stole her lips.
Maybe at the very start, when I'd first begun violating her, she might have resisted. But after so many overwhelming climaxes, Jeomsuni's body had gone completely defenseless when it came to anything sexual—and she surrendered her mouth far too easily.
Her sticky tongue came out to meet mine of its own accord, flowing as naturally as water. I carefully sucked on it with my lips.
"U-uuuuumph…♡"
"Schluurp… chuuup…?"
Sploosh—♡
Whether from sheer relief that the fight was over or something else, a vigorous stream of bright yellow piss erupted from Jeomsuni and soaked my stomach.
"Schluuurp—this bitch is pissing on her master's stomach right now?"
"Who said you were my master♡ You raped me, and now you've even violated my lips without permission—the fact that this is the only revenge I can manage is the regret of a lifetime♡"
"For the last time, I didn't rape you—you came and stuck it in yourself! If we're going by the facts, I'm the victim here!"
"Y-your cock is vibrating again…?! What the hell are you even—?!"
"I'm getting a little revenge of my own. What of it!"
"Revenge? What does revenge have to do with your cock trembling… ah?!"
Something clicked. Jeomsuni, who had been staring down at my lower belly soaked in her own piss, hurriedly lifted her head.
"Y-you… I thought you were just a sex maniac, but you're a beast! Trying to mark your territory inside me… as if training me until nothing but this royal cock can satisfy me wasn't enough, now you're going to piss inside me…♡"
"Good, you're quick on the uptake. Then press that pussy right up against me! Lucky for us, my balls are packed full of cum, so you're already squeezing just right for a nice easy shot."
"Stop it this instant♡ Stop, stop right now♡ If you think something like this will ever be forgiven—oooooooh♡"
Joro-roro-rorook—♡
Conveniently, Senior Arang wasn't looking our way—probably busy reclaiming my greatsword. I immediately registered the writhing, climaxing Jeomsuni in my arms into a Training Slot, then pulled up her status window.