Going to Hog It All Yourself?
Schlorp-♡
Slurp, schlub-♡
“So this is the legendary morning b…!”
“…Yes! The legendary treat you can only taste once a day…!”
“…?”
What the hell was this vulgar pleasure I was feeling in my cock first thing in the morning?
Normally my eyes would open on their own around this hour, but I had never woken up because my dick felt good. The filthy wet sounds pouring into my ears—paired with voices far too pure and crystalline to match them—finally made me crack my eyes open.
“It is a little frustrating that it rose without looking at our bodies… but perhaps that makes it all the more precious. Schlorp-♡”
“Yes, schlub-♡ Morning wood is not because of our vulgar bodies—it is an unconscious physiological sign of how healthy Master is. And yet here we are, giving that cock a wake-up blowjob dripping with sexual intent…♡”
“If I had known it would be like this, I would have taken proper care of you last time we went to the West Sea.”
As my vision cleared, the sight that greeted me was two sows happily sharing my cock between their mouths. Only a few hours ago they had been sleeping in my arms, rubbing their soft skin against me while using my arms as pillows—yet somehow they had already wrapped my dick in their massive tits and were giving me a paizuri blowjob.
Morning wood service… wake-up fellatio… it’s been a long time.
Hadn’t the last time been when Senior Ha-rang did it for me at her place?
“Schluuurp-♡ Slurp-♡ Ah… precum is coming out-♡”
“Morning precum…♡ The kind rabbits rub their eyes and come running to drink…?!”
“A mountain spring, more like! Honestly, you and that sex maniac really are cut from the same cloth.”
A brief flash of a grinning female leopard crossed my mind. Still completely unaware that I was awake, the two sows kept devouring my cock with single-minded greed. I spoke up.
“What are you two doing?”
“Schlub-♡ Oh, you’re awake? You should have just kept your eyes closed forever. Schlorp-♡”
“Ah-♡ Did you sleep well, Master? As you can see-♡ we were giving you a wake-up blowjob while taking care of your morning wood-♡ Schlorp-♡”
“Wake-up blowjob?”
I asked in a still-groggy voice. The saintess sow’s greeting mixed devout reverence with pure filth in that uniquely Kkanf way of hers. Freyja gave the shaft one long, lingering lick, then looked over at Bok-soon, who was still sucking on the head.
“Yes-♡ I woke up because I heard someone somewhere enjoying cock so deliciously…♡”
“I-I wasn’t doing morning service for you! It’s just… your cock looked like it was in so much pain, begging me with that ridiculously arousing posture to hurry up and relieve this erection… so I had no choice but to…♡”
“Aha.”
Come to think of it, elves were said to wake instinctively the moment the morning sun rose. Having lived in harmony with nature since ancient times, watching sunrises and sunsets together, they supposedly snapped awake at dawn no matter how little they had slept the night before. She must have opened her eyes right at sunrise, seen my cock standing proud to greet the day, and simply been unable to walk past it.
I smirked and tore the corner of my mouth into a grin as I spoke to Bok-soon.
“So this is what they mean by a demure elf climbing on top of a man.”
“You’re the one who seduced me! Leaving this ridiculously delicious cock standing so stiff and proud!”
“Schlorp-♡ Schlorp-♡ Delicious precum…♡”
“Ah?! Don’t eat it all!”
And people still claimed that “elves are lewd” was just baseless rumor and empty gossip.
“So Freyja, you decided to join in after watching Bok-soon?”
“Yes-♡ Schluuump-♡ I had wanted to do this for so long, and thanks to Senior I got to fulfill my wish before it was too late-♡ Schlorp-♡”
“Even so… a former saintess whose wish was to take care of a man’s morning wood…”
Is this really okay?
I muttered it half in disbelief. Freyja made a sharp little “Tsk!” and gave me the scolding-big-sister face she used on children.
“Not a man—Master! My wish was to take care of Master’s morning wood!”
“Yeah, yeah. I’m a man too, you know.”
“Master isn’t a man—you’re a male!”
“…?”
What difference does that even make?
I was slightly speechless, but you can’t spit on a smiling face. Freyja looked so blissfully happy rolling the head around in her mouth like a giant piece of candy that I simply stroked her hair gently and said,
“From now on, make sure you don’t miss your chance to serve. Bok-soon’s one thing, but you’re family.”
“Yes-♡”
“Hold on—why are you leaving me out of this conversation?”
“What about you? You want to live with me too?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“Why? Whyyyyy?”
Bok-soon stared at me like I was the biggest piece of trash on earth.
“This bastard is hopeless. If I ever hand him a marriage registration form he’s going to go, ‘Teacher, why are we stamping this?’ What a shameless piece of garbage!”
“Isn’t that fair, though? Who in the world files marriage papers with a breeding sow…”
“Hey!”
She shrieked and immediately scrambled up onto my stomach. Freyja, delighted that her rival had just taken herself out of the running, tried to monopolize my cock at once—but Bok-soon had clearly anticipated the greedy little move. She crushed my dick flat under her royal ass and started raining punches down on me.
Apparently fists alone weren’t enough to vent her rage. Watching me casually snicker, she let out a furious “Kiiiii!” and lifted her hips high.
“You rotten human! Sex maniac! Pervert! You useless bastard whose only redeeming features are a huge cock and being ridiculously good in bed!”
“Wait—you’re not just punching me… you’re pressing your royal ass down on my cock over and over…?!”
“Punching you doesn’t even hurt! But your cock—against a sex maniac like you, hitting the cock is the most effective attack!”
“Ugh?!”
Spank-spank-spank-♡
And so the royal-ass corporal punishment began. Already certain of her theory, Bok-soon started dragging the folds of her pussy along the veins of my shaft, then slowly grinding her soft mound down against my balls. It was incomparably more effective than any fist.
“And it’s not just anyone—it’s me, the young lady of House Silvanel, Eracil—”
“Kim Bok-soon.”
“—Kim Bok-soon offering to live with you, and that is the garbage reaction I get?! Even a masochistic elf has lines that shouldn’t be crossed for a joke!”
“So you’re not even denying the masochist part anymore?”
“Shut up! Look at this unrepentant attitude! This is unacceptable…!!”
“Huh?!”
A flustered cry burst from Freyja, who had been waiting for any chance to snatch the cock back. The same Bok-soon who had been crushing my dick under her royal ass now suddenly grabbed it and lined the head up against her entrance.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m going to make it so you have no choice but to keep me!”
“What does that have to do with trying to eat my cock?”
“Obviously I’m going to get pregnant! If I get knocked up as fast as possible and make you a daddy, you’ll have no choice but to live with me! And you’ll never dare say that kind of trash again!”
“Hah…?!”
Just saying “You’ve got your own house, don’t you?” was that much of a garbage line?
I looked up at her in shock, but Bok-soon paid my stare no mind. The moment the head nestled against her entrance she put her full weight behind it and swallowed my cock with her huge ass.
Schluuuurp-♡
“Nngh-♡ Uuuuunnngh-♡ You wicked cock-♡ The cock that turned me into this trashy masochist breeding sow, the royal cock that corrupted the young lady of House Silvanel into a lowly sex slaveee-♡”
“Aah?!”
Ignoring Freyja’s despairing cry, Bok-soon slammed her hips down without mercy, taking me to the root in one go. She immediately began squeezing and milking, lips parted in pleasure.
Spank-spank-spank-♡
“From now on we’re going to have sex morning, noon, and night-♡ Human-elf conception rates aren’t that high, but if I keep my belly full of cum twenty-four hours a day I’m bound to get pregnant-♡ Hnnngh-♡”
“Earlier you were screaming ‘I’m not having any human babies!’”
“I’ve already reached the point where nothing but your cock can satisfy me-♡ Haaang-♡ You turned me—a noble elf—into a sow who only knows cock, so you’d better take full responsibility-♡ Ooooh-♡”
She ground her soft mound against my pubic bone, begging for cum. Thanks to the morning service, my cock was already on a hair trigger; seed began rising from my balls, ready to flood her insides.
Feeling the dick shuddering inside her, Bok-soon shot a quick glance at Freyja, then pressed her chest against mine and whispered into my ear.
“That was just the template so far… how was it?”
“You crazy bitch—you don’t care about pregnancy, you just wanted to monopolize the morning wood?!”
“Aah?!”
Freyja’s mouth fell open at Bok-soon’s outrageous crime against heaven and earth. But Bok-soon ignored her completely, instead pressing her soft breasts firmly against me.
“But I really do want to get pregnant too-♡ This boiling elf breeding instinct keeps making my pussy beg for cock-♡ It keeps saying it wants to get pregnant with this man’s seed as soon as possible-♡”
“Is that so? Then I really will have no choice but to live with you. Like you said, we’d better get you pregnant and have the baby as soon as possible.”
“Yes-♡ I’m going to give you so many babies from now on, so you’d better prepare yourself-♡”
“S-Senior…?! Master’s morning cum for me too…?!”
Are you really going to eat it all yourself?
Freyja’s trembling voice begged for mercy, but Bok-soon—already tasting unbearable ecstasy from the cock on the verge of climax—paid her no mind. She lifted her hips high one last time and delivered the final cock-begging press.
Brrrrrrrrrt-♡
“Buheeeeeeh-♡”
“L-Let’s share! If we share it together… hiiing…”
What a thoroughly cunning little elf.