You're Such a Pervert
After spending a thoroughly enjoyable time outside, Bok-soon, Freyja, and I returned to my studio apartment.
“It’s already this late. When we left earlier the sun was still high in the sky. Now it’s practically bedtime.”
“If we hadn’t done all that filthy business at the adult toy shop, we would have been back after dinner long ago.”
“That so? Fair enough… But why are you sprawling across my bed like it’s the most natural thing in the world?”
“Hmph!”
Go home to your own place.
I said it, but Bok-soon paid me no mind whatsoever. She stripped off her clothes in a flurry, hopped onto the bed, and began rolling herself up in the freshly laid soft blanket like a strand of spaghetti.
“Just so you know, I sleep naked! Absolutely, positively not because I want you to take advantage of me, or so I can stroke your hard cock with this pussy while you’re asleep!”
“I don’t care about any of that—get the hell off my bed right now.”
“Why?! You’ve already fucked my pussy raw, so now you can’t even stand the sight of me?!”
“Yeah. So hurry up and go home.”
I tried being cold about it, but Bok-soon—who had already succeeded in becoming a bagworm inside my blanket—just snorted and replied,
“I refuse. I came here intending to sleep over from the start.”
“Oh-ho? Next you’ll be suggesting we merge households.”
“Eheheh, the whole place reeks of Seung-yong-ssi’s scent♡ Three-hundred-sixty degrees of Seung-yong-ssi… I’m getting wet all over again… Yes?”
What the hell is this reaction.
Bok-soon, who had been snuffling enthusiastically at the smell of my bed, suddenly rounded her eyes and asked me,
“So we’re not merging? You told me to get pregnant and everything… Don’t tell me you have no intention of marrying me?”
“Whaaat?”
Momentarily flustered, I rolled my eyes toward Freyja, who was trying to lie down beside Bok-soon, then twisted my lips into a nasty grin and said,
“Look at this one. Hilarious. Ever seen anyone marry a breeding sow? Sure, people these days marry figurines and dakimakura, but nobody marries a sow.”
“What is this?! Th-this treatment… Calling me a sow and not even giving me the chance to call you husband…♡ Aaah, what on earth is happening, Freyja. We’ve fallen for such a thoroughly beastly man♡”
“There is nothing particularly incorrect about the statement that one does not marry a breeding sow… However, if we perform the role of tragic heroines, Master’s urge to rape us may rise, so I too shall now pretend to be sad—though I am not sad in the slightest—and proceed with the process of soaking my pussy♡”
“Oh-ho?”
“Sad tears. Sob. Sob. Sob.”
They really have gotten ridiculously close.
Just like with Senior A-rang and Seo-rin, sharing the same cock, getting creampied together, and watching each other get humiliated by me had turned them into the best of friends even though they’d only known each other half a day.
Of course, instead of riding bamboo horses together, they rode my cock together.
I shrugged and asked them,
“What, is there some kind of heat-contagion between you two? One goes into heat and the other catches it?”
“Contagion?! How many times do I have to say it—you’re the one who made us like this!”
“That is correct! It was Master who took us, already lewd as we were, and perfectly corrupted us into breeding sows!”
“Wh-what are you saying?! You promised to kiss me!”
“Kiss you… like this, you mean?”
“Wait?! Why are you shoving your pussy over my face—mmph♡”
“Haaang…♡”
Schluuurp—♡
An utterly natural face-sitting.
I never expected Freyja to pull something like that. I blinked a few times, then said to Bok-soon,
“Just so we’re clear—if you tear that blanket, you’re getting kicked out naked for real.”
“Mmph?!”
Apparently she never imagined the blanket she had claimed first so she wouldn’t get kicked out would come back to bite her like this.
Bok-soon, thrashing desperately to tear free of the blanket, let out a death-rattle-like sound and then froze solid.
“If you’ve got time for that, I figure making Freyja cum would be more effective.”
“Aang♡ You mustn’t tell her things like that♡ Ah, aaah♡”
“Schluuurp♡ Get off me this instant♡”
They really do get along well.
I snickered at the face buried under Freyja’s pussy and at Bok-soon’s tongue, which had snaked out like a tentacle and was plunging into Freyja’s folds, and said,
“I get that you’re playing nice, but don’t go too hard.”
“Yes—ah, aaah♡”
“Mmmmmpph♡ Get off me right now♡ Ah—you stop grabbing my legs too♡”
Conveniently, I was starting to need to piss. Planning to unload a massive load into the defenseless Bok-soon, I grabbed her thrashing legs and started to spread them wide—
Crack—
—until a strange noise suddenly came from the wall.
“Huh?”
“Eh?”
“What was that sound just now…?”
At the ominous noise from the wall, I hurriedly pulled Bok-soon and Freyja off the bed and carefully pressed my ear to the surface.
“This is the side Seo-rin lives on.”
“What? Senior Seo-rin? I knew you lived in the same building, but she lives right next door?!”
“Senior Seo-rin…?”
“Yeah. The flesh-toilet female knight.”
While I roughly explained Seo-rin to Freyja—who was tilting her head at the unfamiliar name—a slow but steady circular crack was forming in the wall.
“Ugh, what the hell is this. Don’t tell me something happened to Seo-rin—eh?”
“Ah, it’s open! More importantly, the one peeking through that hole is…?!”
Just as I was about to dash next door, a chunk of concrete dropped onto the bed.
Startled by Bok-soon’s words, I forced myself to calm down and hurriedly peered through the hole, ready to run to Senior Seo-rin the moment anything seemed wrong.
And when I put my eye to the hole that had appeared out of nowhere…
“Hmm, Master? What is this—you’ve already returned home!”
“Seo-rin?”
Contrary to my worries, the familiar eyes of the masochistic female knight met mine through the hole.
“What are you doing over there? What the hell were you doing that suddenly made a hole appear?”
“Hmph… When I first began the work, the lights in Master’s home were not on, so I assumed you had either not returned or were already asleep. I took that opportunity to proceed in secret—when exactly did you come back?”
“What?!”
What is she talking about.
As Senior Seo-rin casually confessed that she had drilled this hole herself—and was now even sanding the edges with complete nonchalance—I demanded an explanation.
“Ever since we returned from the West Sea, I have continually felt that something was amiss.”
“What?”
“Master. Who am I?”
“A masochistic flesh toilet.”
“Y-you answer so immediately? Ahem, correct! I am a flesh toilet! Literally Master’s meat toilet.”
Scritch-scritch-scritch—
Having quickly gotten the hang of it, Senior Seo-rin sped up her polishing of the hole.
Between her words and the size of the hole, I already had a pretty good idea, but I decided to ask properly for form’s sake.
“Right. You’re my flesh toilet. So what? Have you suddenly decided you don’t want to be my toilet anymore or something?”
“Absolutely not! From the moment Master personally swung his cock and conferred upon me the investiture of Flesh-Toilet Knight until this very day, this chest has been filled with the pride and dignity of a Flesh-Toilet Knight.”
“From where I’m standing you just look like a vulgar lump of fat that squeezes sperm out of cocks well—a baby food bowl.”
“Huuuk…♡ Such merciless…♡”
Even while panting from the verbal abuse, Senior Seo-rin finished sweeping away the stone dust with her sandpaper and ran a finger around the inside of the hole.
“Mm, cleaned up nicely. In any case, returning to the topic—once I came home I suddenly thought something was strange! I am clearly Master’s toilet, yet what kind of toilet in this world requires one to leave the house in order to use it?!”
“Old-fashioned outhouses were all like that, weren’t they?”
“Master, this is the modern age. Naturally a flesh toilet must also become smart to match the times—that is common sense!”
“Is it?”
Had the common sense of the world changed without me noticing?
As Senior Seo-rin scolded me for not knowing such a thing, I glanced at Bok-soon, but the breeding sow merely shrugged as if to say she was hearing all sorts of bizarre nonsense.
“Anyway, so?”
“In short, I thought again. How could Master enjoy and use my body conveniently without any bother. And the conclusion I reached was…!!”
“Drilling a gloryhole between my place and yours?”
“As expected of Master! Now then, as a commemorative first use, please make use of my body at once! I may not have Cheon A-rang’s sharp instincts, but you must be needing to piss soon, yes? Hurry and cum inside me♡”
“Hik… You’re a pervert…?!”
“Truly. Wh-what an enormous pervert…?!”
At the female knight’s completely shameless demand that she be used, the two breeding sows jumped in shock and clung to each other.