I'll Give You Something Good
A human anus is a hole designed solely for expulsion, never for insertion.
That is why the moment a cock or a finger is shoved inside, instinct kicks in and the body tries to push it out. An elf's anus, however—one that never produces feces—behaves nothing like that.
"A-a bead… a huge bead is going into meee♡"
"I figured it would be like this from the moment I put my finger in, but watching it just slide right in still surprises me all over again."
Because the hole was never meant for shitting, it offered none of the resistance a human anus would. If anything, the neighboring pussy seemed to have rubbed off on it; every time something tried to enter, the soft chrysanthemum folds parted in welcome, glistening and inviting enough to make anyone's mouth water.
"Pull it out right now♡ R-right this instant… that bead, take it out♡ You crazy bastard, shoving a bead the size of a ping-pong ball into me like it's nothing, ahh♡"
"You think I'm gonna pull it out? Keep holding it. Drop it and you're getting punished on the spot."
"Ahiieeeek♡"
Squelch-♡
At my words Bok-soon clenched her asshole tight. I glanced at the dildo still buried in her pussy.
"Still not budging an inch. Did she clamp down on the dildo while she was tightening her ass? But this hole's expulsion function has completely atrophied—there shouldn't be any gripping strength left in it…"
"Oh look, the elf scholar has arrived! Stop spouting bullshit and pull it out alreadyyy♡"
"I am the elf scholar Gu-bre. Gonna write Gu-bre's Elves later."
"You crazy Fabre bastard♡ Planning to collect other elves besides me♡ You damn playboyyy♡"
"Heh heh heh. But you love me, don't you?"
"How the hell did I ever fall for a piece of trash like this…!!"
Adorable.
I snickered at the thoroughly aroused look on Bok-soon's face; she trembled all over as if rage were boiling up inside her.
"Uh-oh, the dildo's slipping. Hold it properly. Suck it deep inside. Drop it and you're getting punished."
"P-punished?"
"Yep. For example… oh! Walking out naked to buy a dozen condoms."
"Hieuuuuk♡"
"Ah, M-Master?! If it's that kind of punishment, please give it to me?!"
Just the thought alone was enough to make the masochistic sow and the ruin-craving lewd saintess both gush pussy juice at once. Freyja in particular—though she had no idea what a condom even was—seemed to grasp the gist from my tone alone; she clung to me while pouring out love juices almost like she was pissing herself.
"Hey, get back. Anyway, Bok-soon, tighten that pussy. Tighten it now… no, it's slipping even more!"
"Y-you perverted human…♡ Right now, haah♡ what kind of horrific things are you saying♡ Even if you hand down a punishment like that, do you really think I'll just go 'Yes, I'll take my punishment obediently' and follow along♡"
With a scornful snort from Bok-soon, the dildo began to poke out of her pussy.
"Even if you try to punish me, what can you do if I just run away?"
"Oh? You think you can run?"
"Ha! The official rank hasn't dropped yet, but I'm basically a B-class hunter, you know? How is a slowpoke like you supposed to catch someone faster than a swallow—eiiiieek♡"
I immediately summoned the clit string and yanked it hard; Bok-soon's waist, which had been proudly swaying her tits, arched like a bow.
"This is how I catch you. When I pull the clit string like this, what exactly can you do?"
"Y-you bastard human♡ Fight me fair and square with pure physicals♡"
"Why would I? Anyway, you know the dildo's still slipping out right now, right? You seem to think I'm joking, so I'll show you just how serious I am about training you. Excuse me~"
"Hieeeeek♡"
I kept the clit string pulled taut and pretended to call a staff member; the dildo that had been easing out of Bok-soon's pussy froze in place.
"Let's see… where are the condoms? Ah, right by the register! Perfect. Saved me the trouble."
"Haah♡ L-looking like this… wearing a clit string more humiliating than a dog collar in front of people… t-treated like a breeding sow…♡"
"Heh heh heh."
The dildo clenched tight inside Bok-soon's pussy began to thrash wildly. But it wasn't because her grip had loosened and it was about to fall out.
"It's going back in. Just how strong is that suction? That's it, that's it. Good girl, good girl. See? You can do it. So why do you always act all sulky and pretend you hate it?"
"You crazy bastard♡ Are you gonna take responsibility? If you ruin my life doing this shit, are you gonna take responsibility♡"
"Of course~ Naturally. I'll raise you as my breeding sow for life. So go ahead and get ruined with peace of mind, okay?"
"Ungkyuuwuuuu…♡"
"Oh?"
Schluuuuurp-♡
With a cute little moan, the thrashing dildo was sucked back into Bok-soon even faster than before.
"I-I'm cumming♡ When you say thrilling things like that I cum♡"
"Uooooh?!"
Schlorp-♡
The dildo that had been teetering on the edge of slipping free vanished in an instant, leaving only the handle outside!
I left Freyja staring at Bok-soon with wide, astonished eyes and lunged straight at her.
"Ooooh~ good girl!"
"Haaaang♡"
"Good girl good girl good girl! You did so well! So damn well!"
"T-this crazy human is groping my tits and ass all over♡"
She only ever acts cute when I torment her like this.
I cleared my throat at Bok-soon, who was panting and reeking of heat every time I stroked her body.
"Ahem. Good. The process was a little rough, but you did well, so you get a reward."
"Reward!"
"I'll give you something good. How many do you want?"
"…Why are you grabbing the anal beads stuck in my asshole while saying that?"
Bok-soon, who had perked up at the word "reward," asked in a trembling voice as she watched me press the second bead against her hole. I ignored her completely and asked right back.
"Want me to put two in?"
"Don't tell me you're planning to shove two beads in at once… I-I don't want that?!"
"Then three?! You want three beads shoved in all at once?!"
"Hey! What the hell are you talking about?!"
Pssshht-♡
The moment I said it with exaggerated flair, Bok-soon squirted a light spray. She tried to clench her huge royal ass shut as if bracing herself; I couldn't stop smiling.
"What a greedy little thing! Fine, three it is?!"
"Don't do it?! Don't, hi-hiik♡"
"The second bead was almost golf-ball sized, yet it went right in. Nice, now the third…"
"Buhit♡ I-it's fucking huge♡ Aren't the beads on normal anal beads usually the same size, or at least gradually bigger♡"
"Good, good, you're taking them so well. Straight to the fourth!"
"Hieeeeek♡"
Probably because the expulsion function was gone, once I got them started they just slid right in. Naturally Bok-soon was howling the whole time I was roughly stuffing the beads in one after another, but I pretended not to hear and kept inserting them, savoring the way her ass trembled hard with every push.
"Oh dear, you took them so well that I ended up putting in everything except the handle when I only meant to add three more."
"Ughiiik♡ Y-you rotten…♡"
"So, how does it feel? Honestly, the last bead was about the size of a park-golf ball—I was wondering if it would even fit, if it was okay to put it in."
"If that thought crossed your mind, th-then don't put it in♡ Heeek♡ M-my belly's so full… my asshole feels like it's going to tear…♡"
"Quit the theatrics. You were gulping them down like they were delicious every time I fed them to you, and now you're throwing a tantrum saying you're full."
As I spoke I reached out and grabbed the dildo still clenched in Bok-soon's pussy.
Anal beads in my left hand, dildo in my right.
No matter which hand I moved, Bok-soon had no choice but to love it.
"Hmm, even with all these anal beads packed in, the dildo's still gripped tight. I was a little skeptical when it was just my fingers, but this definitely proves the grip is excellent. But…"
"Heeeeek♡ P-pussy and asshole at the same time…♡"
"What if I do this?"
I spun the dildo in slow circles inside her while tugging the anal beads downward as if I were about to yank them free—so the two toys would grind against each other from the inside.
"Oooohk♡ Ungh♡ Oooooh♡"
"Quiet. What if the staff come running because of your moaning?"
"Then stop it♡ Stop tormenting my pussy and asshole together♡"
"As if I could."
Every time I tormented her like this she clenched both holes so hard and cooed in that lewd voice—how was I supposed to stop?
Watching Bok-soon's love juices pour out like a sudden rainstorm, I slowly tightened my grip on both handles and said,
"Perfect! I'm buying both of these!"
"Bu-buhiiiiiiit♡"
Schlorp-schlorp-schlorp-♡
And then I yanked them both out in a surprise attack!
As if she had already predicted I would do exactly that—or maybe she was trying to live up to my expectations—Bok-soon had spread her legs almost into a straight line right before the pull. The moment the toys left her she sprayed pussy juice with everything she had and started climaxing hard.
It was almost too precious.
I immediately pulled the still-twitching, pussy-orgasming Bok-soon into my arms; the thoroughly pleasure-drunk masochistic elf stuck her tongue out long and said,
"Y-you crazy bastard♡ Heeek♡ C-crazy bastaaard♡"
"Mm, good job, Bok-soon. Aww, so cute. Want a kiss?"
"You think this is enough to heeek♡ that I'll f-forgive you… chuuop♡ D-don't think a little kiss will make me forgive you…♡"
"Huh?"
What was she talking about?
Before I could even wonder, Bok-soon linked her arm through mine again. It felt less like lovers linking arms and more like a detective hauling a criminal away.
"You had your fun toying with me however you liked, didn't you? Now it's our turn♡"
"Huh?"
She pointed with her chin. I turned to look, then burst out laughing at the sign that read [Men's]—and let myself be dragged along by Bok-soon and by Freyja, who belatedly linked her arm through mine as well.