Don't Speak So Loudly
Roughly thirty minutes after I'd cocked my head at Bok-soon heading off somewhere with those cryptic parting words, I found myself standing in front of a building. Freyja was plastered to my side, looking around in pure wide-eyed wonder, so I asked her,
"So, where exactly is this place?"
"Wooow... that carriage over there has a tail as long and thick as Master's co— Y-yes?!"
"Hey. Don't look at a trailer and start thinking about my cock. What did you two talk about? You and Bok-soon clearly decided on this spot together."
"W-well... I don't really know either. We simply discussed at length where Master might find something interesting. As you know, I understand nothing of this world's geography, let alone its culture..."
"That so? Then Bok-soon basically picked the place herself?"
Being near a busy downtown district, there were quite a few people around. Drawn like bees to a flower by Freyja's beauty, men drifted toward us without even realizing it—only to immediately give up and vanish the moment they saw her clinging to my arm, rubbing those enormous breasts against me.
"Ah, Master! Look—some strange metal lump is flying through the sky...?!"
"That's called an airplane. Just like the car we rode in, it's something the people of this world use to fly through the sky and travel far away."
"Heavens! Wh-what kind of magic must one cast to make such a thing possible?!"
Whether I answered or not, Freyja simply kept sparkling her eyes and gushing with admiration for every new marvel of this world.
Kinda makes me want to tease her for no reason.
Watching this exhibitionist slut—not a single thread of clothing on her body—gaze around with the pure eyes of a little child somehow rubbed me the wrong way. So while she was busy sparkling over the completely different fashion of this world's people, I chuckled and asked,
"Hey. Aren't you embarrassed at all? Back in your world maybe, but this is your first time taking a naked stroll in this one."
Not a single sign of covering herself up or feeling shy—seriously?
I tried to needle her lewdness, but Freyja immediately unlinked her arm, planted herself proudly in front of me, and let out a haughty little snort perfectly suited to her own depravity.
"Of course I'm not embarrassed! I am Master's breeding sow, after all! A breeding sow who always carries in her heart the resolve to spread this pussy wide open right in the middle of the street the moment Master gives the order—how could something like shame possibly exist in a creature like me?!"
"Don't say that so loud?!"
Freyja's bomb of a declaration—introducing herself as a breeding sow with absolute confidence—snapped every male gaze that had been hypnotized by her beauty straight onto us. Far from teasing her, I was now in a situation where I'd be lucky not to get stabbed.
"How about it♡ If you still can't believe me, right here and now I can offer Master this delicious breeding-sow pussy of m—♡"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa—I'm gonna get arrested like this?! I'm seriously gonna get arrested?!"
Whether she noticed the surrounding men's stares or not, Freyja even dropped into a full submission pose, fully intending to prove she was my breeding sow with some public exposure sex.
I just got bored and tried to mess with her a little, and now I'm about to get branded Public Enemy Number One of all women and beaten to a pulp.
How the hell do I get out of this?
I was frantically scanning for an escape route with Freyja when, from among the crowd—
"Over there! There's a pervert over there?!"
"A pervert, you say?! I shall rain divine punishment upon him! Any degenerate who harasses a woman in public, I will— huh?"
"Huh?"
A voice that sounded extremely familiar cut through the crowd, and like Moses parting the Red Sea the throng split open. Out popped a familiar busty Kkanf in full cowgirl gear.
"Bok-soon!"
"Do not call me by name?! You crazy bastard—I leave you alone for five minutes to park the car and you already cause another incident...!!"
"I didn't do anything?! This time I'm completely innocent!"
"Shut your mouth! Honestly... can't you stay quiet for five minutes without catching some disease?!"
She strode right up and immediately linked her arm through mine.
—Huh?
—Huhhh?
The crowd, which had been picturing me collapsing like Tom from Tom and Jerry with a justice bullet straight through the balls, now stared at Bok-soon in shock as she approached with a murderous aura, spinning her revolver with pure irritation. But Bok-soon paid their stares zero attention. Instead she deliberately pressed her breasts hard against my arm, then snorted at my dumbfounded face as if she couldn't believe me.
"Honestly, causing trouble even on a date... Hurry up and move."
"Uh? Uh-huh..."
"And you too, Freyja! I told you to stay quiet—why are you causing incidents together with this man?! You couldn't even stop him?"
"Pardon? Ah, well, Master tempted me so hard that...♡"
"When did I ever?!"
"Aah♡ Wh-where do you think you're groping♡ You crazy bastard♡ What the hell are you doing in front of all these people♡"
"Ah... so Master was thinking the exact same thing as me...♡"
"I was not!"
Freyja gave an awkward little smile and claimed my other arm, completing the dual busty-sow sandwich that would make any man with two hands green with envy. I immediately started groping both breeding sows' perfectly slim waists as I followed wherever Bok-soon wanted to go.
"So, where exactly are we headed?"
"That way. Just go into that alley over there."
The moment we ducked quickly into the alley Bok-soon indicated, the crowd that had been trailing after us in disbelief immediately fell away. I let out a sigh of relief and spoke to Bok-soon, who was clinging to my arm like she had no intention of ever letting me escape.
"Jesus Christ, I'm gonna become an SNS celebrity as the two-timing bastard of the century."
"Hmph. The moment you started freely fucking super-class beauties like us and training us into breeding sows, you should have been prepared for that, no?"
"You're calling yourself a super-class beauty with your own mouth?"
She wasn't wrong, but I couldn't tell if it was shamelessness or just pure self-confidence.
Now free of the crowd, I simply followed as Bok-soon began dragging me somewhere.
"More importantly, Freyja—why? Did you get hurt somewhere? Or..."
"Why didn't you ravish me right there on the spot?"
"Ugh, this self-destructive urge. I shouldn't have asked!"
They say every rose has its thorns, but both Bok-soon and Freyja had thorns that went past sharp and straight into lethal.
"Anyway, Bok-soon. Where are we going right now?"
"I already told you. We're heading to a place you'll like."
"Yeah, you keep saying 'a place I'll like' without actually telling me where we're— oh?"
Right then, an adult toy shop appeared before my eyes.
True to a shop tucked away in a secluded alley, the massive show window displayed things so blatantly that the only possible reaction was how the hell are they selling that out in the open? Completely unexpected encounter with an adult toy shop. I immediately turned to look at Bok-soon.
She seemed to love my reaction, squeezing my arm even tighter as she asked,
"Well? How is it? Perfect, right?"
"Yeah. Absolutely perfect date course material."
"The perfect date course for pounding some rice cake♡"
"Hyaaak...?! Th-those shameless objects...?!"
More importantly, what was wrong with this lewd saintess?
I barely had time to appreciate the shop before I turned to Freyja. The breeding-sow saintess's face was flaming red as she pointed a trembling finger at the show window.
"Don't tell me... the place we were heading was th-that place?"
"I had no idea either, but apparently yes."
"Sh-shameless! It is far too shameless!"
"Oh really? The breeding-sow saintess who shoved a dildo up her own pussy and secretly masturbated is saying that with a straight face?"
"Wooden tools carved to resemble a cock exist plenty in our world as well, but th-those... bizarre instruments molded after a woman's p-private parts... this is the first time I've seen them since I first grew pubic hair...?!"
"Ah, yeah, onaholes do look pretty extreme like that."
Even I had been shocked the first time I saw how blatantly realistic they were.
"More importantly—earlier you said a breeding sow has no such thing as shame. Why are you suddenly so embarrassed? 'Shameless this, shameless that'..."
"I can't help it! If your pussy is hungry you just shove into a real pussy, don't you?! Who could have imagined such shameless objects even existed in this world... Is that place a paradise of lust?!"
"Hell, more like. Anyway, Freyja seems to like it too, so shall we head in?"
"Ah, w-wait... I need a little mental preparation first...?!"
The same breeding-sow saintess who moments ago had been ready to attempt public exposure sex was now this flustered—no reason to delay. With Bok-soon, who was already wearing the same mischievous grin as me, I stepped into the adult toy shop.