How Vulgar... My Clitoris Got Erect ♡
I'd thought this was a meal served up on a silver platter, but this went beyond that—this was like someone spoon-feeding it straight into my mouth, wasn't it?
Up until a moment ago I'd been pretending to be a hallucination, spewing filthy pig-talk and every other nasty thing I could think of, so I'd braced myself for at least ten hard slaps across the face when I casually tried to introduce myself for real.
Instead of a slap, the Saintess carefully pressed a kiss to my cock. My brain short-circuited on the spot and I froze solid.
"Hwaah♡ I offered my lips to Cock-sama… I, who dedicated everything to the Goddess, I who as a Saintess was supposed to preserve my purity, have offered my… upper-lip virginity to Cock-sama♡"
"…?"
Upper-lip virginity?
Even A-rang and the other seniors had never described their first kiss in language that crude.
That pure, innocent face paired with a body that was pure shamelessness, spitting out wording just as vulgar—I was so startled I asked in a trembling voice,
"Upper-lip virginity… where the hell did you learn a phrase like that…?"
"Ah, you may drop the formal speech. Chuuop♡ I, Freyja, received a sacred mission from Lady Sophia to devote this body and heart completely to serving User. Please don't feel burdened—address me however is most comfortable for you♡"
"No, that's not what I—"
"Ah? You prefer 'breeding sow' or 'flesh toilet' over my actual name? You did call me a sow-saintess just a moment ago… Just as Lady Sophia told me, how delightfully fiendish you are…♡"
"…"
Chuu-chuu-♡
Even while she kept talking she never stopped raining kisses down on my cock, coyly begging me to call her sow or flesh toilet or whatever I liked. I had always prided myself on being pretty shameless, yet even I was left speechless by Saintess Freyja's performance.
I took a second to untangle the mess inside my head, then asked her,
"Alright then, oink-oink."
"Yeees♡ User's little oinker, Freyja, reporting♡"
"Nah, just kidding. Let's go with breeding sow. You're more used to that, right?"
"Haaah♡ You could simply call me by my name, yet even now you insist on such a humiliating title…♡ Don't tell me it's because I got excited earlier when you used those degrading names on me♡"
I'd only said it hoping a slap might snap some sense into her.
"Very well♡ I am a body that received the duty from Lady Sophia to serve User♡ If User wishes to call me that, if User wishes to treat me as a breeding sow, then I will gladly become User's cum-dump, a breeding sow who spreads her legs♡"
"What kind of vulgar wording is coming out of a Saintess's mouth…?!"
"Having abandoned my humanity, I shall of course wear no clothes either, and as a proper breeding sow I swear—anytime, anywhere—to serve User and Cock-sama with this pussy and this womb. As the Saintess who once served the great Mother Sophia… and now as User's loyal, lewd breeding sow, I swear it here and now♡"
"What kind of ridiculous—ugh, it's blinding…?!"
Far from slapping my cheek, the Saintess finished her dizzying sow-declaration and then started flashing holy light charged with divine power right in front of my face.
I couldn't help asking in a shaky voice,
"I heard high-ranking clergy are so careful with every single word because of how heavy their speech is…?!"
"Yes, and that is precisely why I can now live only as User's breeding sow♡ Upholding the sacred duty bestowed by the great Mother Sophia, from this very moment I have become a breeding sow who will repeatedly conceive and birth excellent children for Goo Seung-yong, descendant of the legendary Dragon Slayer clan that once saved our world♡"
Squish-squish-♡
A Saintess who had suddenly dimension-hopped over (technically because I summoned her), a Saintess so pure and beautiful that ten out of ten passersby would turn to stare, was right in front of me openly masturbating her pussy while offering her lips to my cock and declaring herself a breeding sow.
Just as Freyja had been treating me as a hallucination moments earlier, I kept screaming inside my head that this had to be a dream and I needed to wake up already.
"Ah♡ Forgive me♡ A mere sow neglecting her mouth-pussy service♡ Chuu-chuu♡ Please pardon me♡"
"No, that's not—"
Every time, the soft lips gently settling over my cock and the tongue teasing the tip told me that what I was seeing was reality.
Not that I'm complaining. The situation just went so completely differently from what I expected that I'm panicking, that's all.
I held the app out toward Freyja, who was clumsily yet extremely diligently poking the tip of my cock with her tongue, and asked,
"So you really are connected to this thing, right?"
"Ah?! Chuuop♡ This is the Su-summoner-phone Lady Sophia spoke of! I've never seen the real thing before! The Apo…? Appul? Ah! The Apple that Lady Sophia bestowed upon Master for the prosperity of the Dragon Slayer clan that saved the world!"
"Apple is the fruit. I figured it was some kind of shady app, but more importantly—what do you mean, saved your world?"
"Pardon? Don't tell me you don't know? Well… it was three hundred years ago, so even I only know it as a legend…"
"Three hundred years ago?"
Wasn't that around the time of the Great Dimensional Collision?
I tilted my head and asked. Freyja, who had already moved on to servicing my balls with her lips, answered,
"Yes. According to the old records, three hundred years ago a Black Demon Dragon appeared in this world, intent on devouring everything."
"A dragon?"
"Yes. Every creature of sky, earth, and sea groaned beneath the Black Demon Dragon's roar, and when it finally tried to swallow even Lady Sophia's seat, the one who stopped it was the Dragon Slayer clan… Master's ancestor."
"Huh?"
What, our family wasn't originally from this dimension?
The kind of birth-secret bombshell you only see in dramas left my head spinning all over again.
"True to the name Dragon Slayer, the Black Demon Dragon was cut to pieces by Master's ancestor's sword, but as a Demon Dragon that once tried to swallow the world, with its dying breath it wrung out every last drop of power and tore a rift in the dimensions."
"Why?"
"According to the records left by the Dragonoids who fought alongside the ancestor, just before it fell the Demon Dragon said it could not bear to watch Master's ancestor live in the peaceful world that would come after its death, and so it opened a great dimensional rift. Because of that…"
"The Great Dimensional Collision happened, and our ancestor crossed over to this world together with the elves and various other races?"
"Yes, exactly as you sa— wait, what?"
"?"
Learning the completely unexpected origin of my own bloodline left my head spinning for an entirely different reason.
But I wasn't the only one in shock.
"This world? Master didn't cross over into our dimension? Ah?! Now that I look, this isn't the chapel?! Th-this place is…?!"
"You noticed way too late. How completely glued were you to my cock?"
Only now realizing she was neither in her chapel nor even in her own dimension, Freyja stared around my tiny studio apartment with eyes as wide as saucers and a trembling voice.
"H-how could this… Ah?! Don't tell me you used a Pu-Pussy Summoning Ticket on me?!"
"How the hell did you know about that?"
"Lady Sophia told me. She said Master might draw such an item, so I was always to keep in mind that I could be summoned by Master at any time. She told me to stay ready to serve at all times!"
There wasn't a trace of anxiety about having suddenly crossed into another dimension.
"…♡"
Those clear blue eyes held nothing but pure lust and anticipation.
Looking at Freyja's face—the face of a breeding sow desperate to be used roughly and to serve—I still had plenty more questions, but decided to leave them for later. I ran my eyes over her naked body with a gaze that was downright lecherous.
"Hmm… so this lewd body of yours is also…"
"Hnn♡ Y-yeees♡ In order to fulfill the duty Lady Sophia gave me… the duty to serve Master as a breeding sow, I've been steadily t-training myself for years♡ So that Master can use me anytime, in any way…♡"
"Is that so? Then the way you're sneakily sniffing my cock is for the same reason?"
"Haaang…♡"
At my suddenly changed gaze, Freyja trembled with a heated moan as if a chill had run through her.
Even though anyone could see I was looking at her with eyes that screamed I'm about to fuck you raw, Freyja showed neither fear nor contempt—only an even stickier gaze as she looked back at me.
"Yes♡ From time to time Lady Sophia sent me Master's underwear…♡"
"Huh?"
She started spouting yet another completely unexpected line.
The statement was so out of left field and so flustering that I repeated it back in a voice that even I thought sounded stupid. Freyja flushed with embarrassment and explained,
"Lady Sophia said that since you would become my husband, my lord, or my Master, I needed to be thoroughly conditioned to your scent as well, and so she delivered Master's underwear to me♡ Especially when I received the panties from the time Master had his first wet dream… fufu, how vulgar of me, but my clitoris got erect♡ And that was also the first time I ever learned what climax was…♡"
"Aigoo. What in the world is going on here."
So that was why my underwear kept disappearing when I was a kid?