What Is That Sound?

The day after I came home from that chaotic stretch of volunteer work out ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠on the West Sea.

I sprawled flat on the bed, staring blankly up at the ceiling, and muttered to myself.

"Man, I'm bored."

I'd clearly been through some pretty wild days, so why did it still feel like not even a week had passed?

"Why is there still so much of this suspension left…!!"

I'd managed to kill the morning somehow — morning workouts, replaying the brawl inside the Carrier Whale's belly and reflecting on everything I'd done half-assed, then swinging my sword until I was spent. But the second I got home, a crushing wave of boredom hit me out of nowhere.

"Ugh, what do I even do. Maybe I should settle the points I've banked up."

Honestly, this was the perfect time for a point tally. No need to keep glancing around the way I had at the Air Defense Artillery Battery the other day, wondering if anyone was nearby.

"But I just don't feel like it. Today feels more like… one of those days where you don't want to do a single thing. Just lie around and order pussy the way ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠you'd order delivery food, you know?"

I picked up my phone.

"Arang-sunbae and Seorin are at school right now, so I can't call them… which leaves… Bok-soon?"

True to form for a lewd Kkanf, I could already picture her screaming into the receiver the second she picked up — You pervert, who do you think you are, ordering me around like that?!

Imagining her face as she ranted and shook her tits right in front of me, then watching that same face melt into pure pleasure until she was a complete mess, I snickered and hit video call.

The screen flickered once — and then:

"You pervert! You called me to come over and give you my pussy, didn't you?!"

"Whoa — damn. You pick up the second it rings? And why are you naked?"

Normally there was at least a few seconds of that rrring-rrring connecting tone before anyone answered, right? Even on a short call?

I thumped my ear, still ringing from Bok-soon's shout slamming into my eardrum the instant the call connected, and asked the naked elf glaring at me through the screen again.

"More importantly, I think I misheard you just now. Say that one more time?"

"Don't you play dumb with me! Honestly, I cannot believe this! Who ever said you weren't a pervert — after defiling a delicate, lovely elf like myself, you ought to spend the rest of your life prostrate in gratitude, and now you want to ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠order my pussy like some… some delivery meal…♡"

"Ahh, so you were thinking the same thing I was. That's why you're naked."

"Ah?! Wait — I'm naked right now…?! D-don't look!!"

What a filthy little Kkanf.

The way she'd answered instantly, the way she was talking — it was obvious she'd been clutching her phone, agonizing over whether to call me because she wanted to do something dirty.

"You got stuck with a free afternoon just like me, couldn't figure out what to do with yourself, and started fingering that pussy of yours, didn't you? Then all of a sudden your body got starving for cock. Same way you get a craving for delivery food when you're just lying around."

"W-wh-wh-wh-wh-what on earth are you talking about, I have absolutely no idea!! You're trying to slap that ero-elf, lewd-Kkanf frame on me again, and I will have you know it does not work on me!!"

Ohh~ hohohohoho~!!

She tried to paper it over ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠at the end with a dainty young-lady laugh…

I simply shut my mouth and watched as that arrogant little-miss cackle got louder every time I looked like I was about to ask something. Before long Bok-soon wore herself out, wheezing and gasping for air, and that was when I gave the girl on the screen a knowing, filthy grin.

"They say once a monk gets a taste for meat, there won't be a single bedbug left in the temple. And if a Kkanf — a race already infamous for being lewd — gets a taste of a man…"

"You fucking bastard! I already told you that's all baseless rumor and slander! How many times must I say it — those are lies spread by people jealous of us elves' beauty, trying to smear us Kkan— elves!!"

"I know. But it's fun. Slander you a little as a cock-crazed lewd race and you hit the meltdown button every single time. How am I supposed to resist?"

"Hey! You rotten…!!"

"Anyway, I'll send you the address. If you want to come play, show up."

"Who would go to a place like that?! And even if I did, I'd put a bullet hole through your ba—!!"

Click.

One-sided verbal beatdown, then hang up.

Ding! Ding!

I snickered at the stream of furious messages pouring in and sent Bok-soon a dick pic.

Ding!

"Horny as ever."

Anyway — I'd put in my pussy-delivery order with Bok-soon. All I had to do now was lie back and wait. I flopped onto the bed and let myself sink into the mattress.

"Wait a second. I don't even know where Bok-soon lives. No idea how long it'll take her to get here. And if you factor in the time she needs to wash up first…"

Nothing about the situation had actually changed.

Still, I couldn't just sit there blinking stupidly until she showed. I was about to kill time settling my points when something suddenly flashed through my mind. I sat up and opened the Training App.

"Come to think of it, I pulled something that looked pretty interesting from the gacha a while back. Where is it? Ah — there."

I tapped the ticket-shaped item tucked carefully in my inventory and checked the description.

An item with a name so filthy you couldn't brag about it anywhere.

I pulled it out of the phone and held the fluttering ticket in my hand, muttering.

"It says it summons the woman I'm thinking of right in front of me. So if I just think of Bok-soon and… hmm…"

I started picturing Bok-soon and reached for the perforated edge — then stopped.

"No. Out of nearly a thousand pulls, only one of these ever dropped. That makes it an extremely rare item. Am I really going to burn something this precious on this?"

Sorry, Bok-soon, but it felt like a massive waste.

No matter how badly I was craving pussy right now, throwing away a rare item this casually would be pure idiocy. I moved to tuck the ticket back into the phone — and that was when something on the screen snagged my eye.

More precisely, the sharp intuition and instinct I'd received from Arang-sunbae dragged my gaze straight to it.

Sensing something off, I read the name of the item that had caught me.

"Saint's Holy Water…"

An item that randomly raised any one thing by a single level — stats, items, even unique skills.

"Why am I suddenly fixated on this?"

There had to be a reason.

I'd never once lost out by trusting the gut feeling Arang-sunbae had given me, so I pulled the Saint's Holy Water from my inventory. The second I saw the photo on the bottle's label, I understood exactly why — and I was sold.

A lovely silver-haired, blue-eyed woman was throwing double peace signs at the camera as if to say, This is holy water I made myself!

And the way her entire face was flushed red — like she absolutely did not want to take this photo but had no choice — was so delicious I felt my cock go rock-hard on the spot. I grabbed the ticket.

"The description said it can even summon women from other dimensions, right?!"

For a second I wondered whether it was right to just yank someone living peacefully in another world over here on my own whim. The thought vanished almost immediately.

"If there's a way to bring her here, there's probably a way to send her back. Most likely."

Responsibility until then? Of course I could handle it.

A big payday was already coming in from Arang-sunbae and the canned Killing Verse royal jelly, and unlike before, I was a proper hunter pulling my own weight now.

Having finished rationalizing it to myself, I gripped the ticket in both hands and stared at the silver-haired, huge-breasted saintess on the holy water bottle's label.

"This should do it, right? Like this — looking at her… thinking of the Saintess… and tearing the ticket… Whoa?!"

Rip—!!

The moment I tore along the perforation, the two halves of the ticket floated gently toward the ceiling, then burst into a bright light and vanished.

"What? That's it? It said it'd summon her in front of me. What the hell is… hm?"

"Haaauunn♡ Hnn♡ L-Lord… my Looord…♡ H-haaang♡"

Squish-squish-squish—♡

What is that sound?

Before I even had time to be outraged that the ticket had turned into light and disappeared without giving me so much as a glimpse of pussy, a strange woman's moans rose from the bed behind me — along with that filthy wet sound you only ever hear when someone's working a pussy. I spun toward the bed at once.

"Haaang♡ I'm coming, I'm coming with my pussy♡ Please forgive this lewd servant of yours, h-hnnnn…♡"

Squish… squish…♡

And the moment I found the naked woman on the bed, eyes squeezed shut, completely lost in masturbating — I quietly took hold of my cock.