I'm Not Planning to Ride the Baby Waterslide Yet
Somehow I'd ended up putting on a lewd show with Senior A-rang right in front of Senior Seo-rin and Bok-soon — but with an important operation ahead, managing my condition and raising my stats was essential.
I slowly lowered myself over Senior A-rang, who had already spread out a mat and lain down. As if she'd been waiting for exactly this, she grabbed my head with both hands and pulled my face straight into her massive mammaries.
This abundance filling my entire face…
Senior Seo-rin and Bok-soon both had busts that didn't lag behind in the abundance department either, but they still couldn't quite match Senior A-rang's enormous tits.
Even with the ocean right beside us, I paid it no mind and buried my face in Senior A-rang's massive breasts, continuing my vulgar freestyle stroke. Senior A-rang giggled and said to me:
"Hey, what am I, a swimming pool? You little shit, swimming in a pair of dry tits with not a drop of water in them. What're you gonna do if you drown in my boobs?"
"If I start drowning, it'll probably be because the breast milk is overflowing… Well, if it gets dangerous, I'm sure Senior A-rang will come rescue me. I'll just lie there quietly with my cock standing at attention for CPR and mouth-to-mouth, so come fish me out properly."
"Listen to the way you talk. So, you're not gonna do the operation briefing?"
"Huh?"
Already?
"I haven't finished splashing around in Senior's boob pool yet. I'm not planning to ride the baby waterslide yet? Slurp."
"That so? Then just a little more… hooooh…♡"
When I asked, still sucking on her nipple, if I could suck and ride a little longer out of sheer reluctance to stop, Senior A-rang seemed briefly surprised — then pulled my head in again and moaned.
The sight of me and Senior A-rang diving straight into our own little world the moment the dirty stuff started must have sparked some jealousy. The Flesh Toilet and the sow, who had been watching us with a mix of shock and envy, clicked their tongues and spoke up.
"This shameless Master and Cheon A-rang! Like water flowing from high to low, they're casually committing lewd acts and spouting vulgar dirty talk right here on the beach…!!"
"They're going on about baby waterslides with her boobs, they are. After groping my breasts like that, he's treating Senior Cheon A-rang's chest like he's a baby… My pussy's been relegated to second place, and my tits to second place too!"
"Wait — why am I being casually ranked third?"
"Huh? Well, obviously…"
As the Flesh Toilet and the sow started bickering over who ranked higher, Senior A-rang found it hilarious and giggled.
"I love how they just straight-up admit I'm the number-one pussy. Did you train them into that too, Seung-yong?"
"No, I think it's because Senior A-rang showed them the dignity of a number-one pussy."
The way she'd stripped without a second thought, seducing me regardless of who was around — and the way her heat-crazed pussy was already writhing obscenely, begging for cock right this second…
Looking at Senior A-rang, the very picture of a dignified personal pussy ready to get dirty with me at a moment's notice, maybe they'd unconsciously admitted defeat.
When I quietly whispered that theory to her, she snickered, gave my lips a little peck, and said:
"You little shit. Who the hell praises their own woman by calling her a personal pussy?"
"Look who's talking, Senior. What kind of woman advertises her own charms by calling herself a personal pussy, a sow, a flesh toilet?"
"Okay, fair point? But this little shit keeps talking back to his heavenly senior without losing a single round?"
"You're my senior and my personal pussy at the same time. Senior, you're terrible at sex."
"Hey! I'm different now, okay?! Didn't you hear me say I just snapped a cucumber with my pussy?!"
"Hehehe. A cucumber? Not even a zucchini?"
"Ugh…?!"
I slid my cock between Senior A-rang's abs like I was giving her a paizuri, and she flinched slightly as she spoke.
"A-a zucchini, soon enough! I snapped a cucumber, so I can snap that thing in no time! P-probably…"
"Probably? The great Senior A-rang can't even guarantee victory against a zucchini…?!"
I put on a show of being shocked, and Senior A-rang snarled fiercely.
"Hey! W-watch your mouth. You're just messing with your senior!"
"Hehe, sorry."
"Ahem. Just with your mouth?"
"Shall I convey my apology and the briefing with my body right now? No matter how heat-crazed Senior is, shouldn't we spend a little more time biting and sucking first?"
Even if we always mixed our bodies like we were trying to devour each other, we'd still gone through some kind of foreplay process before doing that kind of thing, right?
When I asked that, Senior A-rang giggled and slowly pulled my hand toward her sex.
"Forget it. My pussy's been in cum-receptacle mode for hours already♡"
"For hours? Oh?"
"Hooooh♡"
Schlick-♡
A heat like plunging my hand into a fireball washed over my fingers, and love juices like hot spring water soaked them, announcing that this wasn't a fire pit but Senior A-rang's pussy.
An involuntary gasp of admiration escaped me as I gently stroked the flesh of her vagina with my hand.
"Bok-soon's soft, silky pussy is nice, and Senior Seo-rin's tight, muscle-packed pussy that just begs to be conquered is great too — but Senior A-rang's passionate pussy is still the best."
As if the claim that her body couldn't live without my cock wasn't just something she'd said to make me feel good, Senior A-rang let me touch her pussy firsthand — starved from days without dirty fun with me — and proved it.
My cock, already rock-hard from morning wood, swelled to the point of bursting as I pressed it against Senior's entrance. Senior A-rang seemed utterly delighted by both my words and actions, giggling as she said:
"Right? My pussy's the best, isn't it? Hmph, maybe not your skills, but your eye for quality is growing fast. More importantly — who's Bok-soon?"
"Sila. Turns out Kim Bok-soon is her real name."
"Hey! It's not my real name, it's my Korean name! This fucking bastard not only goes around freely blabbing the name this sow wanted to keep hidden, he treats my Elven name like some kind of alias… Hya, hyaaah?!"
Bok-soon, about to chew me out for casually revealing her Korean name to Senior A-rang, suddenly screamed as if she'd spotted something.
Senior Seo-rin tilted her head and asked:
"What is it, Kim Bok-soon? Why are you suddenly screaming?"
"Th-that… c-cock…?!"
"What about Master's cock? Is something the matte— hup?! His cock is as thick as a-a forearm… Y-you're planning to shove that into Cheon A-rang?!"
Imagining themselves in Senior A-rang's place — about to take a pseudo-fisting from that cock — the masochistic elf and masochistic Female Knight gulped hard.
Senior A-rang laughed like a mischievous kid and said to the sow and the Flesh Toilet:
"Of course it'll go in! With our Seung-yong's cock, no matter how big and thick it is, you've gotta be able to take it all♡"
"But that thing is far too large!"
"Indeed! Is that not far too large?! It will burst. Her pussy will burst!"
"That's why you two can never be our Seung-yong's number-one pussy. No matter what our Seung-yong's cock is like, no matter where we are — if he just says he wants to shove it into our lower half, you have to be ready to offer your pussy anywhere, anytime, like me. Ngh, gooooooh?!"
Schluuuurp-♡
Senior A-rang's face, mid-lecture to the masochistic sow and masochistic Flesh Toilet as the number-one pussy, flooded with pleasure as if a torrent had just swept through her.
"O-oooh… H-hey… That doesn't mean you just shove it in without warning…♡ Honestly, without me, you can't do anything♡"
"Hoo… Her pussy's clamping down…!"
Bok-soon and Senior Seo-rin stared in open-mouthed shock.
The sweet banter from moments ago had vanished without a trace. I was just ramming my cock into Senior A-rang like the sole purpose was satisfying my lust — and Senior A-rang, fully aware of that, far from stopping me, was already climaxing with unbearable ecstasy at being unilaterally ravaged. That alone was plenty shocking.
"Good heavens! He truly just plunged that enormous cock straight in!"
"We already knew Master was a pervert! What's shocking is Cheon A-rang. How is she taking that massive cock into herself so casually?!"
Like a snake swallowing an egg larger than its own head, Senior A-rang's pussy began devouring the forearm-thick, swollen cock with wet schlurp schlurp♡ sounds — and as fellow pussies, they were stunned.
"Alright then, I'll start the operation briefing. Don't pass out on me, okay?"
"I-I won't… haah♡ I'll hold on♡ I'll hold out until I squirt from my pussy… so don't mind me, enjoy my pussy and brief me♡"
"Yes ma'am."
Mwah-♡
At the utterly adorable sight of Senior A-rang, I kissed her right away, then slowly pointed toward the bizarre structure erected on the shoreline.
"We're going to ride that thing and fly. On that… V1 rocket over there."
"I-I feel like I'm about to fly too… hihiiiit♡"
Psssh-♡
The briefing had only just started. Was this going to be okay?