Chapter 74
Chapter 74
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 74
Chapter Title: Confession Rite and the Silver Spooners' Assault
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The Confession Rite content was the complete opposite of Ayase's "Bragging About Good Deeds."
At its core, a Confession Rite was a sacred ritual performed to seek forgiveness for specific sins.
To put it bluntly, calling it "Bragging About Evil Deeds" wouldn't be an exaggeration.
Before starting the Confession Rite, I first warned the devotees.
"If you've committed a legally problematic crime, don't come to me—go turn yourself in at the police station."
That probably wouldn't happen, but if someone who had committed a legal crime showed up...
The content would go up in flames immediately.
My face would be plastered huge on the 9 o'clock news.
'VTuber Lee Jia with Her Plump Divine Power Pouch Sparks Confession Rite Controversy'
...Something like that headline with my name on the news.
"If you drank and drove, confessing that sin means I'll report you to the police myself, so keep that in mind."
💬 Comments — Viewer That's a total psycho lololol — Viewer Drunk driving lololol — Viewer This content ain't UFC, it's WWE. — Viewer Is getting excited over the High Priestess's divine power pouch a sin? Sniff sniff snort slurp — Viewer That's not a sin, that's a fact. — Viewer Obviously? — Viewer The fact is getting hyped looking at the room leader even with Myriad Stars Eyes on ㅇㅇ; — Viewer How do you know that, you bitch lololol — Viewer Fabrications are peak Shinpyeong lol "Sh, shut up with the nonsense! Anyway, come on in."
And so.
The Confession Rite content began.
Unlike Ayase's Good Deeds Bragging, the Confession Rite couldn't be done by just reading posts from the cafe.
It lacked sincerity.
True confession required direct voice calls with viewers, hearing their voices, and their emotional pleas to me.
Last time, we'd taken donations for it.
This time, no donations.
A money-grubber image could help broadcasts sometimes, but letting it solidify too much needed caution.
After selling the VoiceTalk room and sharing the link in the broadcast notice.
Ding.
Ding.
Ding.
Ding.
Ding.
The VoiceTalk notification barrage assaulted the viewers' ears.
💬 Comments — Viewer Kraaaaaah, my ears! — Viewer Turn off the notifications... — Viewer Aw, broadcasting newbie ffs — Viewer Info) Yeah, total newbie ㅇㅇ... — Viewer Fact: Debuted less than 2 months ago ...Sorry.
My short broadcasting experience meant I still lacked these little details.
— Viewer [Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding] — Viewer [Hug me hug me hug me hug me hug me hug me] — Viewer Whoa, check out that divine power pouch lol — Viewer Who’s the sinner who’s the sinner who’s the sinner who’s the sinner who’s the sinner who’s the sinner — Viewer Shouldn’t we arrest the High Priestess for public indecency first? 💬 Comments — Viewer VoiceTalk chat is a mess lolololol — Viewer This is peak Shinpyeong? — Viewer Just pure chaos lolololol — Viewer Close the chat window already — Viewer That's why other streamers close the chat before starting VoiceTalk lololol I could close the chat window, huh.
Another mishap from my lack of broadcasting experience.
I closed the chaotic VoiceTalk chat, created a voice channel, and set the room capacity to two people.
First come, first served.
The first sinner entered the voice chat room.
"Hello, devotee. Confess your sins to the go..."
— Sinner The Unreflecting Galaxy is God and invincible! The Unreflecting Galaxy is God and invincible! The Unreflecting... Kicked immediately.
Anything else I might tolerate, but Silver Spooners? No mercy.
It felt like as the broadcast grew, the heretics multiplied.
Ding.
The second sinner entered.
"Nice to meet you, devotee. Your sins..."
— Sinner Ah, wanna shove my nose in that divine power pouch and dieeeee! Kicked.
Crazy bastard.
The third sinner too.
The fourth too.
Up to the tenth—all Silver Spooners, crazies, or heretics.
💬 Comments — Viewer Is this stream always like this? — Viewer ㄷ. — Viewer Why so many Silver Spooners, heretics, and crazies lololololol — Viewer Content's tanking hard, super chat lol — Viewer Super chat — Viewer It's all the room leader's fault for dressing extra thicc today, drawing in randos ㅇㅇ; — Viewer Sin of surprise God Outfit reveal, take it sweetly. — Viewer True, all the VTuber randos piled in today lololol Damn.
Randos were putting the content on the brink of ruin.
I'd expected randos from revealing the God Outfit, sure.
But not that they'd crash VoiceTalk and wreak havoc.
— ㅇㅇ donated 4,000 won. The shocking part? Everyone who'd entered so far weren't randos;;;;
💬 Comments — Viewer For real? — Viewer Insane? — Viewer This real af? — Viewer Yeah, everyone so far wrecked using memes unique to this room lololol — Viewer Ffs why is this real — Viewer Why is this real — Viewer Oh, red pill. "..."
That.
Was the real red pill.
A month ago during the last Confession Rite, people weren't this insane.
Adoring fans are all cute, handsome, and sweet, so why are the devotees such messes?
— Shinpyeong donated 1,000 won. That streamer, those viewers.
Deny it.
Compared to these people, I'm totally normal...
...No, a Fervent Devotee.
The eleventh sinner entered.
Expectations were zero now.
I rested my chin on the desk, opening my mouth with a bored expression.
"Spit it out."
— Sinner I want to confess my sin... I am a sinner...! Ah, finally.
I hurriedly straightened up.
I knew it the moment I heard the voice.
This was a legit sinner.
Look at that trembling voice—pure sincerity.
With my tension maxed from finally getting a real sinner, I said,
"Confess your sin to the god. Pretend no one's listening, relax."
💬 Comments — Viewer No one's here (9,600 viewers) — Viewer Why so many viewers today lololol — Viewer More than double usual? — Viewer God Outfit aggro pulled more than usual — Viewer All VTuber randos spectating here lolololol — Viewer Whoa just joined, w1yutong wtf? No starving kids here wow Kicked by manager.
💬 Comments — Viewer Died on arrival... — Viewer Death. — Viewer Look at that vulgar speech, bitch lolololol — Viewer Spitting profanities... — Viewer VTuber randos get no tolerance. The chat was messy from God Outfit randos, but crossing lines got blocked by the manager without fail.
Hiring the manager through that strict interview might've been one of my life's best decisions.
Wingbone Chicken for this month's pay.
Then the sinner began confessing.
— Sinner High Priestess, I am a sinner... A month ago, I committed an unforgivable sin... "Mm, devotee. Just to check, you didn't commit a crime, right?"
— Sinner Uh, it's a bit iffy, but not UFC. Hear me out first. "Got it. If it's over the line, I'll report it to the police myself."
— Sinner ...The incident happened exactly a month ago. Pretty old incident.
What sin could it be that they're confessing to me now, a month later?
— Sinner High Priestess, you know the game Minas Land? "Yeah. Dungeon farming RPG."
Even in the last Confession Rite, there was a psycho who broke someone else's +13 weapon in Minas Land.
"Anyway, that game again? Confessing minor stuff will bring divine judgment..."
— Sinner Hear me out first, it's not minor. "...Go on."
The sinner, a Minas Land veteran, was an extremely unlucky guy.
Minas Land had heavy RNG in its farming system.
Despite years of play, he'd never gotten his class's ultimate weapon.
Not from stingy spending either.
He'd dumped over ten million won in the last month alone.
Eh.
Wait.
Was this sin...
"Thirsty for the gacha knee surgery?"
— Sinner No. Hydration bottles aren't pay-to-win. Hmm.
Spending habits solid.
The sinner, who liked in-game socializing, befriended a newbie one day.
Then disaster struck from his perspective.
The newbie, just two days in, got the class ultimate weapon.
And they were the same class.
Getting...
Uneasy now.
— Sinner I was furious. No, pissed off. I resented. Myself for bad luck, the game director, and finally... "Resented that newbie?"
— Sinner ...Yes. I thought about how to screw over that newbie. 💬 Comments — Viewer Oooh buildup... — Viewer Getting sus — Viewer Stop! — Viewer Horrible luck lol — Viewer I got it as a 1-week newbie lol — Viewer Got mine yesterday lol — Viewer Fuck these chat braggarts wtf? — Viewer Manager, those bastards are heretics!!! Wipe 'em! Unlike the scheming sinner.
The newbie fully trusted him.
— Sinner Wild coincidence, but the newbie lived nearby. I cheered inwardly. Perfect chance for revenge. Gathered courage, suggested PC bang together. "..."
💬 Comments — Viewer Aw, PC bang again? — Viewer Why do Minas Land players hit PC bangs so much lololol — Viewer PC bangs give half extra dungeon stamina, semi-essential ㅇㅇ; — Viewer That pattern again? — Viewer PC bang pattern ON. — Viewer Inviting to PC bang out of grudge? Straight psycho lololol — Viewer Shinpyeong ffs The rest was predictable without hearing.
— Sinner I gaslit the newbie nonstop. Try +13. Normally stop at +12 where ultimates don't break... But he fell for it and challenged +13. "Failed, I bet."
— Sinner ...Yes. The ultimate vanished pathetically. Thought revenge would be sweet... But no. Just emptiness left. Similar to the last story, yet different.
This one seemed genuinely remorseful.
No joking, genuine regret toward the newbie reached even me.
After hearing it all, I said,
"I will render judgment."
💬 Comments — Viewer ? — Viewer Sorry, is she a judge? — Viewer Wasn't this Confession Rite? — Viewer Who you? — Viewer Sudden judgment lololol "Wrong wording. In the god's name, I will render judgment."
💬 Comments — Viewer Ah, judgment in Myriad Stars' name? — Viewer That pattern — Viewer Myriad God Shield ON. — Viewer Ffs that "god's name" lololol — Viewer Cheat key again aw — Viewer Invincible logic;;; — Viewer Anyway, god's judgment. "Still in touch with that newbie?"
— Sinner Yes, started dating after that PC bang meet. GF quit the game that day; now just me playing. Haven't told her the truth yet. Was agonizing how to... "I see. Verdict: Apologize properly to your girlfriend, post a review on the cafe..."
Eh.
Wait.
Stop.
Didn't mishear, right?
"Girlfriend?"
— Sinner Yes, girlfriend. 💬 Comments — Viewer ? — Viewer ?? — Viewer ???????????? — Viewer What pattern is this? The sinner's sudden reveal stunned me and the viewers alike.
Then, I delivered the line I had to say.
"You bastard, you're a Silver Spooner."