Chapter 34
Chapter 34
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 34
Chapter Title: Loderna, End
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Loderna, -End-
💬 Team Chat — Teammate Team chat is savage lmao — Teammate They're fucking pissed lololol — Teammate But yeah, they got a right to be mad lololol — Teammate This is definitely a throw. In the end, the game wrapped up in a total stomp defeat.
The moment all-chat opened up after the game ended, it was like our teammates had been waiting for this exact second—they started pleading with the enemy team.
[All Chat] — Lee Jia <---- Report troll please> — LeeJiaOneShotWormBitch Report plz — Player Please report. However.
Our teammates weren't dealing with enemies who'd just roll over and listen.
— Enemy Enemy mid was carrying tho? Yeah. — Enemy Unpopular opinion) ADC was the worst. ADC diff gg. — Enemy 1 kill 21 deaths lololololol enemy mid is legend for real — Enemy Still, you got that 1 kill. Yeah.
1 kill.
And at the most crucial moment, I cut off that braindead enemy mid who dove deep under tower.
That's full value right there.
...Right?
"Did I really do that bad?"
— Viewer How do you even say that you psycho bitch — Viewer So frustrating watching I wanted to kill you myself — Viewer Still don't get it—why'd you flash there? — Viewer You clearly heard it somewhere, but it feels like you only half-assed it. — Viewer Fix your mouse sensitivity first pls ⭐ Top Comment — Viewer Just quit Loderna. Just quit Loderna. Just quit Loderna. Just quit Loderna. — Viewer Loderna dudes are pissed af lmao — Viewer Loderna bros don't hold back "..."
This was the first time.
The chat flooding with such raw vitriol aimed straight at me—it'd never happened before.
I really sucked that bad.
Looks like I gotta drop Loderna collabs and tourneys altogether.
— Anonymous donated 1,000 won Let's ditch this demon game and do other content? — MyriadStarEyeNaILoveYou donated 1,000 won Alright, time for confession. Start with room host confessing to MyriadStarEyeNa first. End it here?
No way.
I got a million won in donations, after all.
Gotta earn it.
"I'll finish placements. No mic, serious tryhard queue."
— Viewer Oh — Viewer KRAAAAAAAH hangover lady! — Viewer Hangover lady pls stop her — Viewer Have to watch 10 of these horrors? — Viewer We're doomed... host's getting memed on Loderna reddit today... — Viewer At least one line added to controversies/incidents section lol. — Viewer What's controversial? — Viewer Controversies/Incidents / Gameplay skill drama — Viewer Pure physical issue drama lmao — Viewer Sin of sucking at the game—take it sweetly. — Viewer Doomsday 10-game loss streak inc! "Don't freak out. If we get a good team, we can snag 2 wins easy."
This is a team game anyway.
Even if I'm just a little bad, a carry teammate can grab me by the collar and drag us to victory.
...I entertained that delusion for a moment.
9 straight losses.
There was one thing I'd overlooked.
Loderna, that MOBA game, was one where if mid lost map control, the entire flow tilted hard to the enemy.
In other words.
The second I fed first blood to their mid, the game was over.
— Anonymous donated 1,000 won 9 straight first bloods... wtf... "..."
I'd unlocked the hidden achievement: 9 first bloods in a row.
Pure mechanics issue.
Skills just wouldn't land.
Should've picked point-and-click champs, not these non-target ones.
This is all Ayase's fault.
Ayase was a stubborn mid main who only played non-target mage champs.
— LodernaBro donated 1,000 won What mage with your mechanics ffs just play click champs plz "I don't even know the skills for other champs."
— Viewer Ffs — Viewer Now that you mention it, Ayase only played mages — Viewer True Ayase stan... — Viewer This is pure love — Viewer Insulting Ayase at this point — Viewer Don't go around saying you learned Loderna from Ayase's stream lol. This is my last Loderna stream for a long while. Won't even glance at it.
So.
I wanna win this final one if possible.
Humans.
Learn from failure.
Grow from failure.
Check the replays.
Review what I messed up last game via chat feedback.
Viewers will point it out.
...
...
...
— Viewer Why'd you ward like that? "Trying to ward left bush. Object spawns at 15 min, gotta watch enemy jungler pathing. But mouse control slipped."
— Viewer Your movement is way too aggressive wtf;;; why ult into nothing ffs "Enemy mid was out of mana. Pressuring to deny CS. But fat-fingered mouse."
— Viewer Why flash there? "Kill range popped. Not mine—theirs. Meant to shield up and tank but... keyboard slip."
— Viewer You know everything lolololol — Viewer Theorycraft is on point tho lmao — Viewer Loderna expert?? — Viewer Just mechanics are dogshit — Viewer Feels like I took the red pill... — Viewer Shock and awe that you know it all "..."
Replay review with chat: same result.
Pure mechanics issue.
Knowing Loderna inside out doesn't help if mechanics suck.
"Last game incoming... If the gods have any conscience, they'll let me win this one."
— Viewer You seem fresh out of conscience — Viewer Conscienceless mechanics confirmed. — Viewer Blaming the gods?? — Viewer Not human... And so the final game began.
Chat lit up fast.
— Viewer Teammate nicks lmao — Viewer Straight-up targeted lol — Viewer 4-man queue?? "Teammate nicks? What about—oh."
ADC: 'MyriadStarEyeNaVTuberDebut'
Support: 'LeeJiaFartBubbleBurp'
Top: 'VTuberMidProAspiring'
Jungle: 'OverwhelmingDivinePowerPouch'
All four teammates were snipers.
[MyriadStarEyeNaVTuberDebut: Jia EyeNaaaaaaa] [LeeJiaFartBubbleBurp: I'll carry us ㅇㅇ] [VTuberMidProAspiring: Tryhard time] [OverwhelmingDivinePowerPouch: Got bored watching stream, made smurf. I'll carry] This.
Win and it's drama, lose and drama.
If drama's inevitable.
Might as well win and take the heat.
...
...
...
40 minutes in.
Kill/death score: 42 to 41.
All towers down on both sides.
One teamfight decides it.
Obviously.
Over half our team's deaths were mine.
...Yup.
0/20.
Our sniper jungler, fully aware of my skill from the prior 9 placement hells, abandoned mid early and scaled top/bot.
That's how we got here.
Final showdown.
My pick: non-target mage again, but ult was hard CC stun—so land it in tf and I'd pull weight.
[MyriadStarEyeNaVTuberDebut: Mid psycho bitch, whiff ult again and I report] [LeeJiaFartBubbleBurp: Don't even need 2-man ult. Just hit one pls worm] — Viewer Chat lmaooooooooo — Viewer These aren't snipers?? Lmao — Viewer Why so mad ffs lmao — Viewer Darkened devotees ㄷㄷㄷ — Viewer Gameplay justifies the rage fr Early game they were all "It's okay, Jia sis!" cheering me on.
For sure.
Loderna is a sickness game.
No time for distractions.
Enemy team 5-man grouped. Ours too.
Mid teamfight incoming.
This decides the match.
Land it.
This time, nail the ult and win...!
That's when.
Pam papapa bam.
100k donation chime.
— Anonymous donated 100,000 won Reflecting Myriad Stars' Fervent Loser (24), Easy Out (24), Easy Run (24), Easy (EASY) Tried ignoring.
But TTS drilled into my ears.
C-Can't focus...
Still.
I held it together.
Held... but not the second one.
— Anonymous donated 100,000 won Team MIA Archive, CS MIA Archive, Skill MIA Archive. "Pfft. Team MIA Archive is hilarious—"
THUD!
"Gwehk!"
Slammed my head on the keyboard.
Laughed at chat mocking the sacred 'Omnia Archive'.
Price of blasphemy.
Thus.
My 120-sec hard CC ult whiffed into thin air.
Enemy team swarmed post-miss.
We got aced helpless.
Defeat.
0-10 placements.
Catastrophic 10-loss streak.
[MyriadStarEyeNaVTuberDebut: You psycho bitch fr] [LeeJiaFartBubbleBurp: Fucking sucks] [VTuberMidProAspiring: Just quit Loderna] [OverwhelmingDivinePowerPouch: Report our team's throw troll mid plz] The devotees blackened by my skill spewed double curses as bonus.
"...I'll quit Loderna."
Loderna, end.
Never touching this game again.