Chapter 28
Chapter 28
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 28
Chapter Title: Scream Compilations, Chicken Blasphemy, and VTuber Mastery
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📰 Title: Today's Lee Jia Scream Compilation for Jamkrit [Video] (Eardrum terrorism warning)
Her screams are so damn delicious lololol 💬 Comments (32+) — User1 Holy shit, so damn loud — User2 The scream sounds hilarious lololol Is this a concept? — User3 ↳ Reply Even if it's a concept, it's still funny lololol — User4 Ugh, screaming like that must shred her throat — ReplyUser She actually cleared the game and her voice was totally wrecked, but recovered in 10 minutes... She's just superhuman ↳ Reply Not superhuman, at this level she's gotta be an Awakener, right?
>↳↳ For real lol
>↳↳ Yeah right
>↳↳ An Awakener acting like this
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ 📰 Title: If Lee Jia Does a Half-Cam Stream Showing Her Divine Power Pouch Gal explodes? 💬 Comments (32+) — User1 Gal's exploding. — User2 Heeeung, Jia my eyes I'm dyingggggg — User3 Half-cam tho?
>↳ No idea, she was vague about it
>↳ Seems like she wants to, but her agency blocked it in real-time. Said a revelation from Reflecting Myriad Stars came down, no half-cam
>↳ Wait, is she actually corporate?
>↳ No clue lol where's RP and where's real
>↳ Anyway, her agency's info is zilch, so probably RP
⭐ Top Comment — User4 Holding my breath until half-cam stream drops, hup— — Reply1 Hey don't do that — Reply2 This one's holding breath and died. Take the post down. — User5 She won't do half-cam unless she's super confident?
>Honestly her face rigging is cam-level already lol no need ㄹㅇㅋㅋ
>Everyone's used to it now, but that rigging quality is insane
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ I put off the half-cam stream for later.
The cam I have now is a cheap one just for face tracking.
It's designed to prevent any accidental face reveals for VTubers, so it's tracking-only.
Not suitable for a half-cam broadcast.
That said...
Managing to move the avatar this naturally with this junk cam...
This must be the grace of Reflecting Myriad Stars...
Nah, not really.
Probably thanks to the Omnia Archive's program.
What's the most delicious delivery food?
It varies by person, sure.
But for me, it's chicken.
First off, chicken's too pricey to order often.
So when you finally splurge on it, the anticipation builds.
The delivery arrived.
I grabbed a drumstick.
Waaaaaah.
And took a huge bite.
Crunch!
The crispy skin shatters with a loud crack.
Ah.
This texture, this umami.
This is chicken.
💬 Live Chat - Face rigging is still insanely good no matter when I see it - Ugh now I'm hungry too - She even modeled the tongue?? - Heeeung... Jia my eyes tongue... ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ - ? - Why the tongue ;;; - Get out - Thought I was the only one seeing the tongue sexy - ? - You too, out [User donated 1,000 won.] Watching mukbang made me hungry too [FerventEvangelist donated 5,000 won.] Loves chicken I guess lololol Why does she eat so tasty "Chicken? Of course I love it. Who doesn't? It's the Chicken God, the Chicken God."
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
That was the trigger.
Reflecting Myriad Stars forgives selling her name.
Forgives casual speech.
Even forgives resentment.
But calling chicken the 'Chicken God'...
That, she wouldn't forgive.
I slammed my head on the desk.
The price of blasphemy.
It wasn't that hard, so the desk didn't shatter or my head bleed.
"..."
The chicken.
Was smashed flat.
"Fuuuuck!"
💬 Live Chat - Why the sudden cursing lolololol - Headbutts her own desk then curses lololol - Truly soulless - Why'd she headbutt lolololol [Anonymous donated 1,000 won.] Did she headbutt cuz she said 'Chicken God'?? - Whoa - Fr???? - That's some wall energy - Soulless... soulless... soulless...! - Broadcast monster? - This ain't RP dedication, it's madness fml - No wonder they call her a fanatic... Ah.
This wreckage... can't call it chicken anymore.
The batter peeled off, soft meat squished against my forehead.
It was a meme!
Not real chicken worship, just an internet meme!
Humanely, cut me some slack!
"...I'll keep eating."
I scooped up the twisted remains that were perfect chicken mere seconds ago.
And ate them with a shit-eating grimace.
This too is the grace of Reflecting Myriad Stars...
Bullshit.
Killing chicken crosses the line, O God.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Maybe cuz I was starving, I ended up eating every scrap of the chicken wreckage.
It crushed my soul, but viewers loved it, calling it a novel mukbang.
...Pisses me off a bit.
[User donated 1,000 won.] So what's next? "Nothing left."
[User donated 1,000 won.] You still got seven hours left tho "..."
Thanks for the red pill.
Seven hours left, huh.
Headbutting killed my sleepiness, but content's tapped out.
Saw the cafe.
Did low chat.
Horror game.
Mukbang too.
I did everything.
So...
"...Taking content suggestions."
Asking viewers for next content should be legal, right?
[NotACult donated 1,000 won.] Cult leader, didn't you say you don't watch VTubers much? "I know. Better than you guys, at least."
[User donated 1,000 won.] Prove it then? VTuber name guessing go go "Send the link."
💬 Live Chat - Oh she's doing this? - Kinda risky... - Wrong answer could break the VTuber expert RP - Isn't this downfall content lololol - Better not... - Better what - Respect the no-dance rule, uncomfortable What a fuss.
No joke.
I can nail every one.
The link arrived.
I dove in without hesitation, guessing VTuber names.
...
...
...
"Indie, Asara! Debuted late last year, graduated now."
Correct.
"Corporate, Philamental von Ausber."
Correct.
"Indie, Ichi."
Correct.
Correct.
Correct.
Through 50 of 100 problems.
Not a single miss.
💬 Live Chat - Insane - What is this lololololol - This is legendary level - Real?? - Knows more than most experts lololol - Thought I knew a lot, but wall - How does she know some 500-follower VTuber?? Obviously.
I didn't cheat by checking wikis with powers.
I just knew it all.
Ayase is my main, but.
I always catch new VTuber debuts, even over Ayase's streams.
Why?
Always have a Plan B.
Just in case.
Ayase might retire someday.
VTubers graduate often, sadly.
After losing mains multiple times, I got the habit of watching debuts.
Next VTuber popped up.
I answered reflexively in 1 second.
"Ayase Mitsuko!!!!!!"
💬 Live Chat - 0.1 sec cut what lololol - Oshi alert! - Really loves Ayase lololol - Lightning reaction? - Is she a girl? No idea. Ayase deserves 1-second accuracy.
Ah.
See, Ayase stands out from other VTubers.
"Heh heh heh heh..."
24-hour grind was tough.
Seeing Ayase's face melts the fatigue away.
💬 Live Chat - How'd you get into Ayase's streams? "Ah, great question. So here's how it happened..."
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"...And that's how I'm still glued to her. Anything else?"
💬 Live Chat - Who'd ask more... - Info) Streamer's been Ayase-talking for 30 mins straight. - K...ill... w...om...an... - Like Ayase too, but didn't know these stories till today - Not even on wiki fml Ah.
Feels so refreshing inside.
Talking Ayase healed me proper.
I finished all problems.
Result: Perfect score.
The stream naturally shifted to VTuber talk.
I know it better than anyone, so no hitches.
But slowly.
The limit approached.
Head dipping unconsciously, eyelids heavy.
30 minutes left.
Just 30 more, then end...
Eyes half-closed, hard to read chat.
Never again, I swore off 24-hour streams.
Half-delirious, I endured the 30 minutes somehow.
Finally.
"Ending the stream..."
Clicked end.
No energy for bathroom.
From chair, I collapsed onto bed.
Closed my ey—
Before that!
Right!
Ne, need one more stream!
Archivist's Duty.
Must stream at least once a day.
No stream, I die.
Forced back to Omnia Archive.
I turned computer back on.
Started stream.
"Hello."
💬 Live Chat - ? - What - Down there - Huh - Why start stream - 48-hour now? - Time loop?? - Deja vu? "Goodbye."
💬 Live Chat - ? - ????? - What soulless - What lololololol - Fml streamer ends 10 sec after starting [Broadcast has ended.]