Chapter 137
Chapter 137
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 137
Chapter Title: VTuber攻略ing the Female Heroine
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As a healthy twenty-something guy from Korea, just like anyone else, I have pretty firm tastes when it comes to the type of women I like.
No use hiding it.
I like women with a mature charm.
Ah, that doesn't mean I hate characters with modest chests.
Take Ayase, for example.
She's a VTuber with a pure, innocent vibe—not the busty, sexy type.
Anyway, if I had to pick between a stacked heroine and a flat one, I'd go for the former without a second thought.
...Of course, I never expected to become a stacked heroine myself, but personal tastes don't change that easily.
Mio, one of the攻略able heroines in the game Sunny After Rain ~My Golden Love Story with Her and Him~.
She's a woman in her early thirties, the epitome of the "big sis" archetype.
Her sultry speech and mature figure were alluring enough to make any player's head spin at least once.
— Chat "Oh my, you're so young and that's all you can eat? Heh heh... Want big sis to feed you?" 1. Then I won't hold back... —Opens mouth— Yes, please feed me, big sis. (Compliance)
2. I-I can feed myself, so don't worry about it! (Rejection)
3. I'm full now, I can't eat anymore. (Polite rejection)
4. It'd probably taste even better if you fed me, sis? (Humor)
5. (End conversation)
I definitely selected the intersex gender, so why is she calling herself "big sis"?
Translation glitch or intentional? No idea.
Maybe it's the sheer power of the word "noona."
Mio shoved a perfectly grilled strip of pork belly toward the player, her massive assets on full display.
Something about the scene felt oddly erotic, and the chat started flooding.
— Viewer Heh heh heh heh heh My wife Chicken coop tho... Spoiled goods... BANG! lol Busty squad wins! Busty squad wins! Feed me heh heh heh Wanna eat something else tho ;; What ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ No 1 and you're missing out big time lol. Having decided to go for the Mio route, I picked option 1 to boost affinity.
The conversation with Mio flowed naturally.
And before long, we even made plans to walk on the beach the next day.
No.
This is a bit much.
"Even for a dating sim, isn't this too unrealistic? Like the whole cast got hit with a hypnosis app and went into heat or something. Why do they fall for it so easily?"
— Viewer Lmao shut up Your vocab is wild lol The way you say it lol This is a VTuber? This is a VTuber? This is a VTuber? Hypnosis app heat checks out "No, it's true. Unless the protag is some mega alpha male, it doesn't make sense in reality."
— Viewer All dating sim protags are mega alpha males by default lol Virgin (pretending to be alpha male) IDK about the rest but Cult Leader's immersion is top-tier lol A beautiful, curvy, kind-hearted woman agrees to a beach walk after just a few words of chat?
Even delusions have limits.
It was so detached from reality that I got genuinely excited without realizing it.
Anyway, I kept playing.
The next day, the beach walk event with Mio triggered.
Heading to the beach without a second thought, I...
"Oh..."
Couldn't help but let out a gasp.
Mio was in a swimsuit.
I'd half-expected it from the beach background, but this illustration was straight-up assaultive.
— Chat Whoa that body Whoa mega mantou MEGA MANTou ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ ㅗㅜㅑ Hnnng... Mio eyes go pop Busty squad <- normies GTFO lol Busty squad is truth. Busty squad is truth. Busty squad is truth. "...This is a 15+ game, right?"
The art was way too explicit.
Mio showed up on the beach in a swimsuit that left nothing to the imagination.
— Chat "W-Woah! M-Mio sis?" "How's this? Special swimsuit I got for the resort. Hmm... A bit too much?" 1. I think you could go even bolder, Mio sis. (Flirt)
2. N-Not too much, just... uh... n-never mind. (Flustered)
3. It's a bit too revealing... I'm worried all eyes will be on you, sis. (Jealousy)
4. (Averts gaze, unable to speak)
Ugh.
Starting to regret picking Mio a little.
I like busty girls, sure, but there's a limit.
This is overkill.
"It's not like you've got missiles on your chest—way too unrealistic..."
— Viewer Missiles lol Why you harping on realism lol VTuber vocab average ;;; This is cultist average lol — ㅇㅇ donated 10,000 won If that's unrealistic, what does that make Cult Leader? "What about me."
— DivinePowerBank donated 5,000 won Fr, room mod shouldn't be saying that "Me? What about me."
— Viewer Yours are bigger than Mio's On par or bigger. Fact: Mio sis's official H-cup mid can't compete with the divine pouch bestowed by Reflecting Myriad Stars ;;; Divine pouch look like a dick to you? "Here we go with the nonsense haterade again. It's not that big."
— FactChecker donated 1,000 won Fact: Mio is officially H-cup mid. Compared to Cult Leader... (read more) "..."
— Viewer No words huh? Debate over World's strongest crowned. Just a moun-----tain. Haterade? That's all Cult Leader's divine power for Reflecting Myriad Stars Divine bountifulness ain't nothing to be ashamed of lol BANG! lol No wonder I wasn't reacting to Mio sis; been collecting Jia memes. Oh, btw I'm a subscriber to Jia's shrine. Shinpyeong lol Stung by the cultists' jabs, I glanced at my virtual avatar on screen.
Then looked down at my real-life assets.
Then back at Mio on screen, smirking seductively in her swimsuit.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Putting it side by side like this... the cultists might have a point.
"...Moving on."
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Mio route, Day 5.
Either I had a knack for choices, or something—Mio's affinity was stacking nicely, and the ending was in sight.
Keep this up, and I'd nail the kiss scene for a happy end.
But a tiny issue cropped up.
"Hmm."
No excitement at all.
It's a dating sim—shouldn't I feel some simulated romance vibes?
I like busty heroines. Why am I so meh now?
"..."
The reason's obvious.
Bathing once a day means facing a pink-haired, busty beauty's full nude in the mirror. Desensitized much?
Not even 2D—it's my daily real-life view. No wonder.
Ugh.
All Reflecting Myriad Stars' fault.
Fine, gender swap aside—at least nerf the divine pouch and give me a normal body.
You damn god.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
"Gweh! Ack, Jiaaaaa!"
— Chat ? Sudden? What is this random blasphemy price lol Been a while lol RP god enters the chat again ;;; This blasphemy price came outta nowhere fr? Blasphemed herself into it via imagination lol? Now manifesting imagination as RP? God tier. Couldn't hold back.
Couldn't accept I'd lost my taste for busty girls—had to curse the divine.
Give me back my fetish, you damn... no, benevolent Reflecting Myriad Stars.
Short hiccup aside, I pushed on with the game and reached the Mio route ending smoothly.
After the kiss scene, I said with a blank expression:
"Kinda boring... Was this game always this easy?"
— Viewer Nah you're just cracked at it This game infamous for brutal choice difficulty Cult Leader nailed perfect choice every time lol ;; like double monitor with guide open Why so good? Dating sim grandmaster? — ㅇㅇ donated 5,000 won Also been meaning to ask—how do you know male psychology so well, especially virgin stuff?
"Uh, well..."
— Chat Lmao fr Thought there was a dude in the suit when you mentioned arousal points earlier ??? : Neckline showing is peak ??? : Slight armpit reveal is subtle hot. ??? : Underboob makes me wanna smack it. I just joined but Cult Leader really said that? Surprisingly real ;;; No cap, actual quotes... This suit might be a dude Dude (explosive divine pouch owner) If no half-cam, it'd just be a bog standard dude streamer lol Tricky topic incoming.
Called out for knowing "male turn-ons" too well, I averted my gaze.
"...N-Next!"
Time to攻略 the male characters.