Gallery Shenanigans Are Serious Business #2
Wait, Georgia's capable of getting mad?
Fr, that guy's too lazy to even bother getting angry.
If it's his little sis Cassia?
She's hot but I never warmed up to her.
Fr, she's so strict it's annoying—not even that, she feels like a perfectly crafted golem.
Golem lmao
If you're gonna compare, say puppet at least.
Nah, the way she always drags out principles feels exactly like a golem following pre-programmed commands.
Yeah that tracks.
Anyway, why'd Georgia trash the healers?
But as a newbie, I kinda wanna lick too.
Newbie: Pulled this (dragon), is it good?
ARGHHHH
Dragon haters ain't easy fr.
Newbie: Oh, another one (dragon) came out. Must be common.
Why tf does reading comments make me so itchy?
Fr, going to plant a kiss on Ricardo?
Did he do something that bad?
This is the perfect excuse to go lick his map too?
Smart af?
(Eyeing intensely... con)
(Mad dog flipping eyes and sticking tongue out con)
Me too... I'm gonna lick too!
Only crazies here?
This ain't good, gotta go warn him to be careful.
Grab this guy first tho.
Ah... the family that lives off one title: Humanity's First Judge. Worship goat.
Is that worship or sarcasm?
They do ride their ancestors hard.
But isn't Georgia basically disowned by the family?
Fr, they treat Cassia like half-foreigner too.
Honestly, Georgia's competent enough that the academy couldn't afford to lose him even without family clout.
Hmm, yeah that checks out.
Fr, he's super capable—just wishes he'd wash up.
He's all business, but that processing power is insane.
I only know him by face, is he really?
From looks alone, yeah like dried fish.
If Georgia quit tomorrow, the lines of staff begging him not to with packed lunches wouldn't be just one or two.
Fr???
Fr, if he quits, the other admins have to cover his workload.
They'd rather not get buried in paperwork.
Better to duel 100 times lol fr.
Nah, 100 duels would actually ruin your life lmao.
Better than paperwork death.
Prof Georgia plz don't quit, have mercy, begging you, if you quit I'll die for real, I miss the sun~
Why this guy's like this?
TA.
Ah.
Slave confirmed...
So noisy, go do your work.
This guy's the real devil?
Can you speak English?
Fr healers got no hair to grab.
You're done for.
What the hell happened anyway?
Whatever it is, dopamine rush, upvoting lol.
Upvoted a healer.
OP: Georgia grabbed one and exposed his corruption.
?
Wait, wrecked as in actually wrecked him?
Explain in detail you fuck.
So frustrating fr;;
This guy's vocab worse than healer hair?
Lower than 0?
The imaginary vocab master whoa.
Rank 5 name vibes?
I'll explain .
Yeah, the class with Ricardo, the dragon user.
Digging into this lecturer's background? Total mobster vibes—dunno details but heard he's from the underworld. Uses deck destruction tactics.
The guy who slotted him in is Barum or whatever, connected to one of the healers (but seems like disposable pawn).
Georgia caught the evidence and blew it up.
Three-line summary:
1. One healer brings in an underworld deck destruction player as "external lecturer."
2. Throws him at Ricardo's class—the dragon user who just went viral.
3. Mega-pissed Georgia investigates, gathers proof, exposes.
4. That healer's bald.
Hardly any non-bald healers anyway.
Fr;; Worried innocent healers' reps gonna tank;;;;
Innocent healers? Do they exist?
But taking down a healer with this? Kinda weak. Ends with investigating Ricardo's deck via the destruction player.
Fr super shady, but enough to hit healer level? More like a poke.
Those asses won't even feel a poke.
What if they stole and cracked the deck? Straight to hell no matter what, but since it's duel...
Duels are unbeatable.
Did they even crack the full newbie deck?
OP: Like 30 cards?
Then origin cards untouched.
Just a slap from HQ and done?
They'll pretend to slap.
Fr, behind closed doors they'll praise cracking a dragon user's deck.
Georgia bro does good work but this? Disappointing humph.
Sorry but can you crack 50k soul points worth?
Means 10 duels lol.
OP:
Nah, this post is just the pretext—gathered a ton of other corruption too.
Oh fr?
OP: Sexual harassment, support card embezzlement, being bald.
Last one's the worst.
Ignoring jokes, support card theft is crossing the line fucker.
Fr.
How many packs did he skim? Spill.
OP: Over 1000 packs easy, skimmed sneaky bit by bit.
That's a lot lmao.
No wonder new packs always sold out when I rushed. That fucker hogging. Got so mad I raided the vending machine snacks.
That's cuz you're slow.
Cuz you're fat.
Cuz you're a pig.
Cuz you're a fat pig fuck.
Sigh lose some weight.
Who's farting pig smell?
Fr;; Gallery needs airing.
You fucks.
Found my pig fucks here.
And no one mentions sexual harassment cuz it's obvious af? Real?
Ignoring farming, saw it like 5 times myself.
??? : Does Prof ○○○ not smoke? Oh already got a guy riding her? (Actual quote)
Anyway boring af pisses me off.
Fr, just needed a pretext to blow it up.
Office workers always carry a resignation letter in their heart.
That's a bomb lol.
Georgia's usually too lazy to get mad and lets most shit slide—what'd they do?
Slacking on duties?
That's a felony.
I'd charge with scissors too.
Why scissors?
To shave his head.
Shaving a non-existent head—what?
Cutting the void whoa.
Rank 6 name vibes.
How'd you even snap this? Recording magic's hard af right?
No shake, pro level.
This the guy? Ricardo Bardi?
Yup.
Creatures look brutal af.
If they charged me I'd piss myself calling mom.
What'd your mom do?
Heard two dragons but wtf the rest?
OP: Bee-like bird one's rank 3. Torch giant's rank 5.
Another rank 5?
Wait fuck, three rank 5s and two rank 3s at once???
Needs 11 tributes—opponent just napping?
That opponent the external lecturer everyone's baiting about?
Yup.
What's the bait?
Check academy gal.
OP: Wanna spill but kinda scared lol;; Sorry!
?
Fuck you.
Two ways to piss people off: half-assed stories.
?
What's next?
Still falling for this?
This is the template.
Anyway dueling this guy would be fun af. No 1st vs 3rd year event?
Smells like old 3rd year pig here.
Sweaty too lol fr;;
What's your name?
Fired for sure?
What means lecturer confessed?
Got wallet'd by Ricardo, mental broke, spilled all.
(Image: Machinery Colossus - Libertus with torch, mechanical legion charging below)
Whew;;; Mental snap makes sense.
Having sanity left to confess is wild.
Humans tougher than they look...
Underworld training paid off.
Mental fortitude? Underworld.
Sending my kids to underworld study abroad.
Kids second, you got a gf?
Nope.
Shut up fuck.
So Ricardo takes down a healer right after enrolling?
Dragon user indeed.
Scary.
Why Yggdrasil suddenly?
Gotta help now to taste dragon.
Newbie with Belluraca shaking, Ardia obsessed, Yggdrasil eyeing? Dragon holder screwed.
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It was nicely salted, delicious.