Chapter 1
Chapter 1
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: Survey
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Survey
At her request to please take the survey, he took the tablet PC without a second thought.
Then a deranged advertisement popped up.
[Better than just living a long life: Immortality!
Cultivate the Dao to become an immortal and enjoy eternal life!
Sign up now and get the basic technique for free!
(Even if you don't become an immortal in this life, there's always the next.)]
He had thought it was some college assignment, but it turned out to be a cult solicitation.
He looked up at the woman proselytizing.
The woman wore a pitiful expression, like a beggar desperate to meet her quota, rattling off excuses.
We don't ask for any personal information.
There are only a few questions, so it'll take just one minute.
It's all just for show, so feel free to answer however you like.
Once you're done, we'll give you a thank-you gift along with a small token of appreciation.
He glanced at the woman, then turned his eyes back to the tablet PC.
Fine, I'll just do the survey and go.
If they ask for personal info despite saying there's a gift, I'll just say no thanks.
He read the multiple-choice questions.
Q: Which do you prefer between Yin and Yang?
A: Yin
Q: Which of the Five Elements (Fire, Water, Wood, Metal, Earth) do you prefer?
A: Earth
Q: Which direction (East, West, South, North) do you prefer?
A: West
Q: Do you prefer beauty?
A: Very much so.
Q: Do you prefer hardship?
A: Not at all.
He pressed the right arrow to turn the page, and a massive "Sign Up" button filled the screen.
He held it down, and the survey ended.
"Thank you!"
The woman took the tablet PC back with a bright smile.
Then she handed him two books and a white envelope before dashing off and vanishing from sight.
One book had a title written in Hanja characters he couldn't read.
The other was a textbook called *Ultra-Fast Hanja Mastery*.
It seemed like they expected him to study it on his own to read the Hanja one.
What? They didn't even ask for personal info?
So it really was just a survey?
But what was all that immortality nonsense about?
Bewildered, he opened the envelope, but it only contained two 10,000-won bills.
After pondering for about thirty seconds, he headed to a fast-food joint, got a burger combo to go, and went home.
Even after eating his fill and drifting off to sleep, the questions lingered in his mind.
And when he woke from his sleep, he had become a girl.