A Billion Won and a Secret

Only one reason existed for over a billion won suddenly appearing in the account. Sieun noona had pumped out insane pleasure values while having unconscious sex with me. I never expected that overusing the Hand of God to the point of side effects, pushing her sensitivity to the absolute limit, would come back like this. It felt like striking oil while digging in the ground. I felt like I had become a Saudi prince. Of course, it wasn't on the scale of tens of trillions like that oil tycoon, but seeing a billion won sitting in the account still made my stomach feel full just looking at the balance, and strange laughter kept bubbling out of my mouth.

“Kheheh… khkh… With this money…”

I tried doing some mental math but gave up and just launched the app The World is Money and Women. The balance was fat enough that I could probably afford to upgrade a few important parts to +2.

“Whoa… that’s expensive.”

The excitement that had been burning inside me instantly cooled when I saw the ridiculous price. Maybe because it was an ultra-important part, the +2 enhancement for the penis cost a full 200 million won. Since +1 had been 10 million, this was twenty times more expensive.

‘Anesthesia would make it 400 million… Well, if the performance is that good, 400 million is still cheap.’

Even without anesthesia it was 200 million, but I couldn’t do that. I wasn’t about to endure the pain of having metal rods inserted into my dick just to save some money.

‘If I were a real masochist, this would’ve been cheaper. Then again, even masochists probably don’t enjoy bones grinding together.’

Still, the price was so outrageous that I wanted to complain somehow. I was only at +2 and already earning hundreds of millions a day was making my back ache. Once I reached higher enhancement levels, I might really have to pour tens of trillions into body upgrades.

‘Whatever. I’ll worry about later later. For now, I’m just going for it.’

Without further hesitation, I pressed the enhancement button. While feeling my dick stretch and lengthen, I looked through the app and decided that since I was already doing this, I might as well upgrade my balls and prostate along with it. Even though they cost more than the penis upgrade, that probably meant the effects were just as powerful, so it didn’t matter. From everything I had experienced so far, the performance of enhancements was directly proportional to the price.

-Beep.

“Huu…”

I hesitated for a moment but quickly made my decision. I squeezed my eyes shut, pressed the enhancement button, and let out a sigh. Burning a billion won with just two clicks left me feeling strangely empty. No matter how much money I made, it disappeared just as fast, so it felt like nothing was left over.

“No, the enhanced body is what’s left. Yeah, yeah.”

I tried to shake off the emptiness and waited a few minutes until the enhancement finished. When I saw my transformed, massive member and its insane erectile power, the hollow feeling vanished completely. The only problem was that the effects were so good they were almost alarming.

Shwwwwp!

“…Ugh?!”

The sensation of getting hard was completely different from usual. It wasn’t the gradual swelling from a small state into an adult-sized erection. In the blink of an eye it shot up into a gigantic, menacing cock, and an involuntary cry of shock escaped me.

This was the kind of magnificent, powerful dick that could confidently declare “I want to be a porn actor” in any country. It was so excellent that it would definitely place in a “dick I want to have sex with” contest. Thickness, length, veins, the way it throbbed powerfully—there was nothing to criticize.

“No, that’s not the issue… why did it suddenly go fully erect…”

It was confusing. Having a bigger, prettier dick was nice, but I couldn’t understand why it had suddenly gone berserk. Worse, the rock-hard erection showed no signs of going down.

“Ah… guess I’ll have to jerk off.”

It was still evening, so if I wanted I could go have sex, but today I just wanted to rest at home. I had already flopped onto the bed, and going back out felt too bothersome. Besides, it hadn’t even been an hour since I parted with Sieun noona. No matter how much I loved sex, I couldn’t spend twenty-four hours a day ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠doing it. I didn’t want my sex-life balance to collapse.

So I decided to stay in bed and jerk off using my phone. Ever since the app appeared I had only been having sex and had been neglecting masturbation a little, but originally masturbation and I had been soulmates and inseparable best friends. From the day I first discovered masturbation, I had never skipped a single day of playing with it, and the precious memories we shared were still safely stored in my C drive.

“Mmm… haa… This can’t be happening.”

But after a full hour of desperately searching for material, I had no choice but to admit how corrupted I had become compared to my pure past self. Without realizing it, I had grown so accustomed to real sex that the women on my phone screen could no longer satisfy me. No matter how hot the porn was, it didn’t excite me. The vivid sense of presence and excitement I felt during actual sex couldn’t be replicated even a fraction by videos.

‘And… they look kind of ugly… I never used to think that…’

There was one more problem. Mihee, Yeonju, and Sieun. All three were beauties far beyond the level of ordinary people. Their individual charms differed, but they all reached the same heavenly tier. Having already grown accustomed to their looks, no matter how pretty a porn actress was, she didn’t arouse me. It wasn’t that they weren’t pretty, but they simply weren’t enough.

“Haa… guess it can’t be helped.”

In the end, I tearfully gave up on jerking off. Abandoning masturbation halfway was a first in my life, and this first mid-way surrender might become my final memory with it.

‘Masturbation, farewell.’

With solemn resolve, I bid masturbation my final goodbye. It was clear that my body could no longer be satisfied by masturbation. From now on, only sex remained.

I immediately contacted Mihee noona. Yeonju was an option too, but Mihee noona was better if I wanted to have sex freely without pressure. Yeonju was too fragile, like a glass fish. Well, she was cute, so it didn’t matter.

Even though we had only texted, it felt like Mihee noona was right beside me, and my heart pounded wildly. I wanted to meet her right away, bury my face in those watermelon-sized breasts, and die there.

“Car keys. Fuck. Where are the car keys?”

Just thinking about noona’s chest made it impossible to calm my excitement. My dick wouldn’t calm down either. I was more aroused than any teenage boy in his prime and couldn’t think straight. If I drove in this state, I might end up on a rage-fueled death race. But it couldn’t be helped. After imagining sex with Mihee noona, my body was suddenly overflowing with vitality, energy, and lust. It wasn’t just that my dick was hard—it felt like I had turned into some legendary virile man. In this mood, I felt like I could punch a hole through a chamber pot with my piss or split firewood with a single axe swing. Not only that, I felt like I could turn any lady secretly watching me in the room into the greatest sex goddess in the world. I felt like I could fuck all day long.

I threw on some clothes, grabbed the car keys, and left the house. I drove aggressively and parked right in front of the officetel where noona was. After waiting a bit, I saw her coming out. She looked around, searching for me. Even though I was driving such an eye-catching Porsche, she didn’t seem to think I would have come by car.

I could have just called out to her, but unfortunately I couldn’t make a sound. I was too busy staring at noona in her casual clothes to even breathe properly.

“Wow…”

Noona was wearing a gray maxi dress. It was the kind that young newlywed women in new towns liked because it was easy to wear yet accentuated the figure. Normally a maxi dress looked loose, but when the wind blew the light fabric would cling to the body and reveal the figure—that was the appeal. But Mihee noona’s maxi dress was different. Wind or no wind, her enormous breasts already made the dress cling tightly to her body. So every time she walked or turned her head, her breasts swayed visibly with the movement. Watching breasts almost as big as her ass jiggle up and down, even someone like me who studied liberal arts could understand what physics really was.

If the great physicist Newton had an apple, I had Mihee noona’s super-sized breasts.

‘The reason gravity exists is to demonstrate the movement of huge breasts…’

Shocked by this newfound truth about the universe, I couldn’t move for a while. My gaze was sucked into noona’s overwhelmingly massive breasts and couldn’t escape.

“Huh?! Minjun…?”

“Ah, over here, noona.”

But as always, the time I could spend staring at her chest wasn’t long. After shaking her head several times, noona finally found me.

“What… are you really Minjun?”

“Who else would it be?”

“No… you weren’t originally… this handsome…?”

“I told you I was on a diet. I changed my hairstyle too. You just didn’t know, but I’ve always been good-looking when I put in the effort.”

Since I had no conscience to begin with, I lied smoothly without even swallowing. Noona kept exclaiming in amazement, apparently surprised by how much I had changed in such a short time.

“Wow~ How can a person change this much? Minjun, you could be a celebrity.”

“Enough, just get in, noona. Your legs must be tired.”

“Okay. But is this a friend’s car you borrowed? The roof opens too… It’s really cool.”

“It’s my car.”

“…Rented?”

“Owned.”

“…Can I call you oppa?”

“Do whatever you want.”

Clunk.

Noona opened the car door very carefully and sat primly in the passenger seat.

“Why are you being so careful?”

“It just… looks expensive… I’ve never ridden in an expensive car before.”

“Really? I feel like guys would’ve been fighting to give you rides if you’re this pretty.”

“Well… that’s true, but… I got married so early that I never really had the chance…”

“…What?”

“Whoa… what did I just say?”

Noona and I looked at each other. Both of us were flustered. I could sense that I had heard a secret I wasn’t supposed to know.

“Noona… you’re married?”

“Yeah… I didn’t want to say anything, but I got caught.”

“Right. You got caught…”

Our conversation stopped there. The atmosphere turned cold in an instant. Even my dick, which had been so desperate to stay alive, went completely limp along with my mood. It wasn’t that noona lost her appeal because she was married. Rather, I was worried about why someone as affectionate, kind, and considerate as noona—someone who was even married—was doing such dangerous work at an officetel. As if she could read my thoughts, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a shadow fell over noona’s previously bright face. It was the kind of shadow that didn’t suit the lovely noona, a shadow carrying the weight of years that was anything but light.

Noona surely had circumstances just as deep and dark as that shadow, things she could never voice without the courage that alcohol provided.

“…Want to get a drink with me?”

I had originally planned to go straight to having sex, but my mood had sunk so low that I couldn’t do it.

“Noona… likes pojangmacha.”

“Okay. Let’s go to a pojangmacha.”

Vroooom.

I drove the car roughly. My chest ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠felt stifled for a different reason than on the way here, and I hoped it would clear up even a little.