Chapter 3: Schooling the Pathetic Guard (1)
Sometimes, while hunting for niche AV concepts, you'd stumble upon stories of female cops interrogating men. They'd strip them down for "searches," or demand they help satisfy their lust if they wanted their crimes overlooked.
"Alright, let's start with a body search~"
But who would've thought I'd actually end up living one out? As I wrestled with how to process it, the guardswoman began patting me down, her hands roaming over my body.
"Ooh, you've got quite the sturdy build. Been working out to impress the ladies?"
No, my body changed like this the moment I reincarnated—I barely know it myself. And normally, wouldn't the first comment on a tough physique be about training, not primping for women? It almost sounded like women dolling themselves up to catch a man's eye.
"Um, not to complain or anything, but is this really okay?"
"Okay? What do you mean?"
Her hand slid onto my ass, kneading it shamelessly. The blatant sleaziness grated a bit, but I decided to play along for now. Even if she was sexually harassing me using her position, causing a scene and getting arrested would screw me over.
"Hmm~ No contraband on the surface level, at least~"
After groping my ass to her heart's content, she let out a nasal hum. I was praying for this to end soon when her hands started slyly drifting toward my crotch.
"You'd be surprised—some guys try smuggling in banned weapons down here!"
And then—squeeze—she grabbed between my legs outright.
The moment I realized my precious cargo was in her grip, my body jerked reflexively.
Fucking bitch—she's got my cock in a vise right now?
"Oho, jackpot~ Something suspicious here. What's this massive thing hiding? A weapon, maybe?"
"W-wait a second. This is crossing the line..."
"Hey now, you can't talk your way out of this~ No way~"
Damn, she was strutting like she owned me now.
"Got the picture? Strip nice and slow, then turn around for me. Oh, and that means underwear too—some idiots hide stuff in there."
But she had me cornered; no real choice. Reluctantly, I shed my clothes until I stood naked before her, my monstrous tool on full, obscene display.
"Good boy, doing as you're told... gasp!"
Her eyes swept over my exposed form, then she suddenly sucked in a breath. It had to be the same shock Jere-mi felt—overwhelmed by my savage endowment. Her muttering confirmed it.
"W-what the hell is this? Nothing like what I've seen at the brothels."
Brothels... yeah, makes sense. In a fantasy world, they're probably staffed by rent boys, not girls.
"Not continuing the interrogation?"
"Uh? Oh, right... yeah."
She cleared her throat awkwardly and closed the distance, her gaze flicking repeatedly to my cock despite pretending to inspect me.
"...That's one hell of a tool."
Soon, her true thoughts slipped out. With that, she tentatively caressed it and slipped in a question.
"A monster like this would drive any woman wild. How many have you enchanted so far?"
"...One."
"What? With that, and only one notch? You're practically a virgin!"
"Well..."
Her eyes bulged like she'd seen the impossible. As I pondered how to respond, she smirked and licked her lips.
"So, basically a virgin, huh? Guess big sis here will have to teach you a few things."
"H-hey..."
"Shh, stay still."
She dropped to her knees and wrapped her hand around my shaft. The cold metal of her gauntlet made me twitch, but she ignored it, stroking up and down.
"Heh heh, how's that feel? Good?"
"N-ngh..."
Her seductive gaze locked on as she worked. Her strokes were fluid, targeting every sensitive spot with precision. I hated to admit it, but it felt amazing. The thrill of taboo only amplified it—this from a woman I'd just met.
"Keh heh, size doesn't matter; you're still just a man. I've devoured so many boys at the brothel—think I can't find your sweet spots?"
"A-ah..."
"Whoa, hold it—no cumming yet. That'd be such a waste~"
As climax built and I gasped, she yanked my cock to her mouth. Hot breath leaked from her parted lips, her tongue slithering out like a snake to coil around me.
"Haa, haa... ♥"
She inhaled my scent savagely, then engulfed me. The fellatio that followed was leagues beyond Jere-mi's—a vacuum seal of suction, tongue swirling over every pleasure point. Something started draining out... no, it was building to erupt.
-Spurt!!!
I unleashed without restraint. Her eyes flew wide as she gagged around my cock, throat clogged by the sudden flood. Still, she didn't pull off—instead, her tongue worked the load down her gullet bit by bit.
She finally released me once she'd swallowed most of it.
"...Pah ♥"
Licking the remnants from her lips, she flashed a smug grin.
"Haa~ Sucking something this big is no joke. So, how was big sis's technique? Too much for a newbie?"
"...Ngh."
Her triumphant attitude pissed me off, but I couldn't deny it. Her expert blowjob had wrecked my inexperienced ass. And that only stoked my anticipation for what came next. If head felt this good...
"Haa, fuck~ Can't hold back anymore. Lie down."
She shoved me to the floor and stripped off her armor haphazardly. Naked now, she straddled me, grinding her dripping pussy against my rigid cock.
"Haa, haa~ ♥ Never dreamed I'd get a beast like this inside me. Gonna feel so good, right? You want it too, don't you?"
"...Ngh."
"Hee hee~ No need to be scared~ Big sis is gonna school this virgin-dick on how to please a real woman~"
Her soaked slit accelerated, teasing my throbbing shaft until it quivered. As the itch became unbearable and my hands shook, she lifted up and impaled herself on me.
-Squelch!
Her entrance stretched wide.
-Riiip!!
Flesh tore audibly as she slammed down with a thud. Pleasure crashed over me from her weight and tightness. The grip rivaled virgin Jere-mi's—hell, for a split second, I wondered if I'd deflowered another.
Naah, no way. Her attitude screamed experience, and sure enough—no blood, just floods of juice. Must've been my imagination.
"O-ooh~ ♥"
But her face crumpled in ecstasy the moment she bottomed out, all her cocky poise shattered. Like she couldn't handle it.
"W-what the... f-fuck is this? Feeling it for real... ahhh!"
"Y-you okay?"
"W-wait... j-just hold on... you're too big..."
Thinking something was wrong, she tried lifting off, but her trembling hips betrayed the strain on her body.
Hmm, could it be...?
I grabbed her waist experimentally and thrust back in, half-unsheathing before reinserting.
"W-what are you—"
-Squelch!
"Ohoooo~ ♥♥"
Her back arched sharply. Violent spasms and clamping confirmed it—she'd climaxed as a woman.
"O-oh, heh... ♥"
Lost in orgasm, she froze, panting. Finally grasping the situation, I smirked wickedly.
So, plenty of experience, but zero with a real monster? Brothel boys must've been tiny-dicked nobodies—barely used her hole.
"Fucking bitch!!"
Essentially a slutty virgin by my standards. No more gawking—I flipped her onto her back and drove my hips forward.