Board Game Cafe (5)
"Yeonhui, go grab some water. Use this as pocket money."
"You wanna die?"
"Don't wanna?"
She couldn't answer the "don't wanna?" question and snatched the fake money from my hand. For someone without a base salary like her, every bit of pocket change mattered after failing at pickpocketing twice in a row.
"This sucks."
"Then you should've spun it better."
"Ugh…."
"Ihyeon, stop teasing her."
Joo Seoyoon reined me in as I toyed with Yoo Yeonhui. She was wealthier than both Yeonhui and me, which showed in her outfit. Gone was the single bandage wrapped around her chest and the high-leg panties from before—now she was dressed properly as a physical therapist, without a speck of bare skin.
"Forget grades or whatever—luck's the best. As expected."
When she passed the graduation space, her grades were even lower than at the start. But she'd spun the wheel well enough to land a good job despite them.
"Why am I stuck with this crap…."
"Don't be too bummed."
I spun the wheel while watching Joo Seoyoon comfort Yoo Yeonhui. It whirred to a stop, landing on the marriage decision tile.
"Hmm…."
"Getting married?"
"Who knows."
In the end, whether I got married in the game or not was up to the wheel, not me. But personally, I hoped not. Marrying in the game would probably trigger related events, which meant fewer chances to hook up with the other two.
"We can always divorce after, right?"
"Divorce is an option?"
"Not allowed?"
"It is."
Figured as much. This was a game where negotiating with cops involved strip shows and blowjobs. No way it'd skip divorce. Cheating and affairs were probably in there too. I spun the wheel with high expectations.
Like the other choices, 5 or above meant marriage; below meant staying single.
"Congrats on the marriage."
"Sweet. How's it work?"
The wheel landed on 6, so marriage it was. Vaguely, I remembered that in the Life game, you stuck a pin in the car for marriage and kids too.
"Draw a card first."
"What is it?"
"Mission card."
Mission? Already married—what kind of mission? Deciding the spouse's salary or debt maybe?
"Gotta pick who to marry."
"Ah."
"Succeed the mission, and you marry whoever you want out of us two. Fail, and it's someone else."
"What?"
What kind of nonsense was that? Succeed and pick your spouse?
"You'll pick Unnie Seoyoon, right?"
"Well…."
Objectively, Joo Seoyoon made sense. Her assets beat both mine and Yeonhui's. As a physical therapist steadily saving money, she was way ahead.
"Gonna pick you."
"Me?"
But there was no reason to pick Joo Seoyoon.
"Why?"
"Unnie's married."
"That's reality."
"Still gotta be considerate."
"Since when are you so thoughtful?"
I just shrugged in response. I was always overflowing with consideration.
"Hilarious."
"I'm wronged here."
Just look at the first day the world went weird—my thoughtfulness was on full display. Who stayed by her side, skipping meals, while she passed out from me fingering her pussy too hard? And that was just one of many small acts of care. Yet they call me inconsiderate?
"Whatever. Hurry up and draw the card."
But I couldn't say any of that out loud. Unlike the office, this building had somewhat normal chastity and sexual norms. How do you explain babysitting her after fingering her unconscious? She might not even remember.
"Hmm…."
I groaned at the drawn card. It showed a man and woman in wedding dress and tuxedo, pink hearts bursting from their chests.
Raise your marriage partner's heart rate within 10 minutes.
"You picked me on purpose to marry Unnie, huh."
"No way."
Should've done that after all. It would've been way easier to marry Yeonhui stably.
"Too late now."
"Knew it!"
"Whatever. Let's start."
I turned on the timer and approached Yoo Yeonhui right away. Sliding my arm under her legs, I scooped her up princess-style.
"Eek!"
She let out a cute scream and wrapped her arms around my neck, hugging tight. Her thighs felt soft against my arm, and her breasts squished pleasantly against me as she clung on. But…
She's heavy.
Breasts have their weight, after all. Every girlfriend I'd had hated not getting the princess carry, so I'd done it for all of them. And honestly, Yeonhui felt like the heaviest so far.
Couldn't be helped. Even at a glance, she was taller and bustier than most girls. Tall and big-chested? No way she's light. Physics wouldn't allow it.
"Hey! What're you doing?!"
"Raising your heart rate. How's it, Unnie?"
"It's over?"
"Was it thrilling?"
"That's just from the shock!"
Her cheeks were flushed as she hugged me tight—surely not just shock.
"Quit bullshitting and put me down."
"Aye aye."
I set her down at her suddenly icy tone.
"Weren't you trying to marry Unnie?"
"I said no."
This time, my target was Yeonhui's virginity. Sure, banging the married Joo Seoyoon sounded hot, but popping Yeonhui's cherry edged it out.
"Then draw your married card."
"Married card, huh."
Wonder what was waiting. Honeymoon sex?
"Ah."
"What?"
You lost your wallet on a happy honeymoon and came back empty-handed.
-1,000,000 won
"Hey."
"I didn't pick it wanting to."
I vented my injustice wildly. Already behind Joo Seoyoon in funds, and now more leaking away.
"Feels like your bad luck rubbed off."
"What?"
"It did."
Honestly, I'd had good luck until now. A minus card right after marriage? Reasonable suspicion.
"Ugh…."
Yoo Yeonhui backed off without refuting.
Then it was Joo Seoyoon's turn.
"Yup!"
She landed on marriage too.
"Unnie, no players left, so you're automatically single."
"We're all opposites now?"
"Oh, yeah?"
The married woman single. Us singles, married.
"Just pass then?"
"Here's the single card."
So many card types. Super detailed classifications. Could it all fit in one box?
"Huh?"
"What's wrong?"
"I-is this right?"
Joo Seoyoon showed her drawn card with a bewildered face. I got why she was flustered.
As a single, you had an affair with another married player.
Receive creampie from them: +1 child and 1,000,000 won from them.
"Insane."
The content was wild, but the mission and reward too. Creampie sex for a kid? I knew it was just adding a game piece, but still shocking.
"What do we do?"
"I-it's a mission, so… gotta?"
Joo Seoyoon blushed. But her eyes drifted to my lower half.
Gulp.
Horny and frustrated? Unsatisfied sex life with hubby? If so, I could satisfy her fully this time.
"Ihyeon, no creampies."
"I know, but…."
Could I hold back with that body during sex?
"Not confident."
"Hold it."
"I'll try."
Try, sure. But if I can't, oh well.
"Affair sex before honeymoon sex."
"What?"
"Nothing."
Sexing in front of Yeonhui would be awkward, so we moved.
"Our houses even have beds…."
Our mini-buildings weren't just wardrobes. They had beds too, so I took Joo Seoyoon to her room. For immersion. Few people cheat openly at home. Though who cares when you're cheating before even sleeping with your wife?
"Lights off?"
"Yeah…."
We turned off the lights, but streetlight filtered through the window, keeping it from total dark. The soft glow through the curtains created an erotic mood.
"You okay with this?"
"With what…?"
"It's a game, but it's sex."
"……It's a game."
Her left hand clenched tight. The wedding ring sparkled on her fist.
"Wanna take this off for now?"
"No… then it'd feel like real cheating…."
"Oh, right."
Didn't see the difference, but okay.