Animal Cafe (5): Why Did I Think the Bathroom Would Be Normal?
"Hurry up and pee, Ihyeon. Woof."
"Ah..."
Even after we'd made it to the bathroom, Joo Seoyoon's voice still rang out clear as day. That was because the men's and women's restrooms were combined into one.
Was that all? If so, I could've just shrugged it off with an oh well. But no—the real kicker was that there weren't any toilets.
What we had instead? "Even for an animal cafe..."
Litter trays galore for every kind of beast. Thankfully, there was toilet paper. Sand boxes for the felines. Scratching posts and absorbent pads for the canines. And a bunch of other setups for whatever else they had in mind.
"Ihyeon, yours is over here."
Conveniently, the canine station was right next to the cat box.
This is going too far... Tampering with the bathrooms? At this rate, I was scared to step foot in any other building.
Bzzt—
Regardless of my worries, Joo Seoyoon was already gearing up to go.
"Oh."
The onesies we were wearing were full-body getups, sold off the shelf with all the practical bells and whistles. A kangaroo-style pouch on the belly. Drawstrings to cinch the hood. And—crucially—a flap for bathroom breaks.
The hole covered the whole ass, sealed with Velcro. She peeled it open, revealing her round, bare cheeks. Stark white and utterly naked.
"Woof... don't stare so much. Woof."
But how was I supposed to not stare at an ass that plump and perfect? Smooth, glossy—impossible to ignore.
"Sorry."
I mumbled an apology at her shy tone and tried to look away, but my eyes snapped right back. She'd planted her hands on the floor and hooked one leg over the scratching post. Since it was on my side, her spread thighs gave me a front-row view of her pussy.
I'd already fed my dick into that pussy last night, but it hit different now. The wild bush from before? Tamed into a neat bikini line.
"You trimmed your pubes?"
"W-why would you even say that...!"
Hot as hell. A married woman's grooming? The way she blushed but kept that leg hitched up was pure filth.
Watching her like that had my cock—fresh from dumping a load in So Yujin's mouth—swelling right back up. So who was this trim for? Her husband? Or the guy who'd stuffed her full last night—me?
"Ah... y-you're in heat? Woof?"
"'Cause you're too fucking hot, noona."
Male cats don't have a set rut—they go into heat when a female does. Seemed fitting for this getup.
"What kinda talk is that. Woof..."
Even the word choice was turning me on. Blame the altered common sense, sure, but heat? Made me wanna mount her like an animal.
Trickle—
She turned her head away in embarrassment, and piss streamed from her pussy. It splashed down the post, soaking into the pad on the floor.
Was watching a grown woman piss this hot? Her head turned, ass up, stream going strong—my dick went diamond-hard.
"Ah...!"
"Gonna make a mess."
Her thigh was dotted with stray splatters amid the main flow. Not much a guy could do. I ripped off some paper and dabbed at it.
"That's gross. Woof..."
"It's fine."
Her stream tapered off. She took the paper from me, wiped her pussy clean, then eyed the bulge tenting my onesie.
"That okay...? Woof?"
I answered with action. The men's suit had a front zipper—easy access. I unzipped and pulled my cock free.
This works nice.
Regular pants always had these tiny zippers that made it a hassle. But this thing was roomy, zipper included.
"Y-you said it's 'cause of me...? Woof?"
"Yeah, you're so hot it's got me this big."
"Then..."
She shifted, lifting her open ass toward me as she spoke.
"Fuck me... woof..."
"For real?"
"You got in heat 'cause of me, so no helping it. Woof. And..."
She met my eyes, then yanked her hood down low before finishing.
"...I'm in heat too... woof..."
And with that, her ass swayed like it was begging. Adorable.
I grabbed those wiggling cheeks and plunged two fingers into her pussy.
"Angh!"
"Shouldn't it be woof?"
"W-woof..!"
Someday I'd love to plug a tail in her ass. Bet that chance would come.
I worked my fingers, thumb teasing her asshole with every twitch.
"Eek! I-Ihyeon! Not there!"
"Got it."
My mouth said yes, but my thumb kept circling. She was clenching so hard, it wouldn't even budge under pressure.
"I-I'm gonna get mad...!"
"Okay, okay, for real this time."
Now I actually stopped. Plenty of chances ahead.
Instead, I doubled down on her pussy. Ass was off-limits? Fine, torment the front. Fair trade.
Squelch—
Her pussy was soaked—fresh piss or love juices signaling she was ready? Either way.
"Gotta clean you up proper. You're drenched."
"Th-that's..."
She trailed off, too shy to claim it was her juices, not piss. I knew damn well, but teasing was the point.
I leaned in, fingers parting her lips while my thumb rubbed her clit.
"Hiaang...♥"
Slurp—
Her lewd squelch and moan echoed off the tiles.
Schlick...
I pressed my mouth to her pussy. Kinda sticky from the piss, but whatever. Juices outnumbered it anyway.
Diluted. That's the vibe. Worst case, a drop or two. No big deal.
"Hyah! Wait, I just peed—it's dirty...!"
"Nah, you're clean."
Barely noticeable. No smell, no yellow tint.
"Slurrrp...!"
"Hngh...!"
The more I lapped, the lower her waist dipped, ass rising higher. Hood buried her face completely.
"Woof!"
"Huh?"
"Hic!"
Lost in her pussy, a bark sounded from behind. Mouth slick with her juices, I turned to see Kim Minji—So Yujin's senior—staring in surprise.
"Looks like you're in heat. Woof."
"Uh... should I head out?"
"No need! Woof! Heat's nothing to be ashamed of! Woof!"
"Cool."
Wonder what'd happen if we left like this, but priorities. Burying my rock-hard cock in Joo Seoyoon came first.
"Don't mind me—finish up. Woof."
"Hngh...!"
Kim Minji acted like it was no big deal, heading to the post.
"Up we go."
She hiked her skirt, dropped her panties, and lifted a leg—just like Seoyoon, but smoother. Panties dangling from one ankle, leg up: peak bitch in heat.
Trickle—
Her piss jetted out, right on target.
Eyeing that, I dove back into Seoyoon's pussy.
"Schlick, schlick...!"
"Hyahh♥... Ihyeon... hurry, fuck me... woof."
"Your girl's really in heat, huh. Woof."
"Not my girlfriend... but yeah."
Seoyoon was raging. Pussy drooling, scent thick and nasty, moans nonstop. Heat? Perfect word.
"Putting it in."
"Yeah... do it quick... woof..."
"No condom."
"It's fine... woof..."
Married woman green-lights raw. Peak erotica.
Wonder if she'll grab morning-after pills? Curious how she'd justify it outside. Sex memories seemed to wipe on exit, from experience.
Whatever.
She's married. If it sticks, hubby's raising it. Irresponsible? Sure. I lined up with her dripping slit anyway.
My cock was primed. Squelch—
Her pussy sucked the head right in, pulling me deep. Like it was devouring me.
Thrust—
"Eungh♥...!"
"Feels good, noona."
"Nngh... me too... hng♥..."
I hilted deep, tip kissing her cervix. Firm yet spongy—pure bliss.