Teasing at the Crowded Lunch Table (2)
"Wow! That looks delicious!"
Min Jangmi grabbed a chair and settled into the seat to my left. Precisely, it was diagonally left from me—the spot at the long six-person table that could pass for the head seat.
Now, Min Ari was right in front of me, Min Deulle was immediately to my right, and Min Jangmi was off to my left diagonal.
"Hold on, unnie. Why'd you come out half-dressed like that? If you're going back to your room, at least put on proper clothes."
Min Ari furrowed her brow, scolding Min Jangmi.
"Huh? What's wrong with this? My top's long enough to cover my whole stomach, and I've got proper pants on too. Look, it's even longer than your dolphin pants. And I even fixed my hair."
"That's not the issue."
Min Ari's gaze locked onto Min Jangmi's chest. The fabric was definitely thicker than before, and the black color meant no see-through skin. The problem was she still wasn't wearing a bra. The obscene outline of her nipples, swaying freely without support, was blatantly visible.
"What about underwear?"
"It's a holiday. We're at home—cut me some slack. It feels stuffy wearing it."
Min Jangmi cupped her breasts with both arms and gently shook her body. Thanks to that, I had to pause my meal and track the jiggle.
"Oppa."
"Uh... yeah?"
"Where exactly are you looking right now?"
"Ah... Just wondering what to eat first. Not really looking anywhere specific?"
"......"
I answered Min Deulle's question and moved my chopsticks. A thought flashed through my mind: 'If this were a dream, I'd spear Jangmi noona's nipple with my chopsticks...' But I kept a straight face.
"Uju-mong, try this perilla leaf. It's super tasty."
At that moment, Min Jangmi peeled off a well-seasoned leaf and placed it on top of my rice bowl. The green leaf spread perfectly over the white rice. Before the seasoning could even seep in, Min Deulle's chopsticks struck like lightning.
"Oppa's not a kid... I'll take this. I noticed yesterday that Jangmi unnie's health isn't great—wouldn't want it affecting oppa."
"It's just one perilla leaf. Isn't this a bit over the top?"
Min Jangmi bit the tip of her chopsticks and grinned. Her eyes behind her glasses scanned me and Min Deulle.
"Unnie, come to think of it, you never eat perilla leaves normally. Even with meat, you only use lettuce."
"Did I? Maybe, kinda?"
She shrugged and pointed her chopsticks at a side dish.
"Uju-mong, could you grab me one of those clams?"
"Oh, this one?"
I picked out a plump, meaty one from the seasoned clams.
"Yeah. If you could shuck it and give me just the meat, that'd be even better."
"Unnie, you can do that yourself!"
"Deulle's right. Here, I'll swap the side dishes for you."
Just minutes ago, Min Deulle and Min Ari had been at each other's throats, but now they moved in perfect sync. Min Deulle said, 'It's fine, no need to shuck it, oppa,' stopping me, while Min Ari slid the clam dish right in front of Min Jangmi.
"You girls are sharp. I was just worried she'd spill since she hasn't fully woken up yet~."
Min Jangmi drawled playfully as she brought the clam to her mouth. With a slurp, she sucked out the meat.
"The clam meat's so plump. Ah, want our Uju-mong to try unnie's clam... ♥ No, unnie's shucked clam?"
Part of me wanted to say, 'Yes, bring on unnie's clam first.' But I held back. This wasn't a dream—it was reality. Too many eyes around for sex jokes.
"Wh-what's with you, unnie? Still half-asleep?"
"Unnie, stop talking to our guest and eat by yourself."
"My little sisters are so cold... No helping it. Our Uju-mong will have to warm up his noona."
Min Ari and Deulle bristled again, teaming up at her words.
"Okay, no more fighting. Eat before it gets cold. Mom worked hard on this."
Thankfully, Su Yeonhwa's mediation got the meal back on track. Even so, Min Jangmi kept up the teasing several more times.
She's enjoying this on purpose. She was deliberately provoking them, gauging their reactions. Sometimes the teasing turned my way. Under the table, she'd stretch her foot out, rubbing my leg softly. Her bare leg pressing against my shin, hiking her clothes up bit by bit, or tickling my instep with her bare sole.
Even after dreaming that yesterday, she's reacting like this...?
My heart raced oddly. When I found the remote yesterday, I'd left it alone on purpose—considering my relationships with Su Yeonhwa, Ari, and Deulle. Unable to do anything in reality, I'd toyed with Min Jangmi freely in the dream. I'd adjusted the dildo's intensity to test her reactions, ordered her to masturbate alone, made her remove the condom herself before raw-dogging her. When I came, I'd pull out and spray her face, tits, and stomach. After, I'd shove my cum-covered dick back in. Repeated that several times before finally creampieing her properly.
Yet here she was, slyly approaching me. Like a butterfly fluttering toward a spiderweb. Like a moth diving into flames...
The playful, competitive lunch ended, and Su Yeonhwa stood up.
"Mom did the cooking, so can I leave the dishes to my daughters?"
"I've got a novel deadline in a few hours—I need to start working right away," Min Ari jumped in first, followed by Deulle.
"My fortune says water clashes with mine. They said to avoid it until after the CSAT. Can't waste mom and unnies' money down the drain. Dishes are kinda..."
"What? You believe that superstition?"
"Superstition? Fortune-telling's science. Statistics. And you, unnie—don't use novel excuses. You never upload on Sundays. You go to church and come back late at night—how do you serialize?"
"Does money come from slacking? Skipping church means I have to keep the streak."
"Streak my ass. Just keep wiping plates in a row."
Neither backed down an inch. Then Min Jangmi sidled up and poked my side with her elbow. Seemed like she wanted me to step in.
"Then I'll handle the dishes. I ate like a king... and I didn't bring any proper gifts since I was short on time..."
"Oh, really? Then I'll help. Novel can wait an hour or two. Forcing a superstitious repeater student's no good."
"Thinking about it, our fortunes complement each other, oppa. Together, water's nothing. Unnie, rest—I'll do it with oppa."
Min Jangmi covered her mouth, chuckling softly like it amused her. She stepped in last, wrapping it up.
"Then Ari and Deulle do dishes together. How about Uju-mong brews some coffee? Looked like you brought some earlier?"
"Oh, perfect. Coffee brewed by the cafe owner as dessert. Feels luxurious."
Su Yeonhwa agreed immediately, and Min Jangmi pushed the coffee box toward me.
"Shall I? Then Ari and Deulle handle dishes—I'll brew coffee for everyone."
"Ah... Me and Min Deulle on dishes...?"
"Middle unnie and I clash fortunes too..."
They glared at each other, unhappy about the forced teamwork. I grabbed the coffee pot kettle, filled it with water, and clicked it into the base on the island table.
That's when Min Jangmi slipped in front of me and cautiously set something down. Behind me, Ari and Deulle bickered; Su Yeonhwa was setting out bread by the living room sofa. A blind spot no one else could see—except us.
There lay yesterday's remote.
Whoa... No way she's wearing the exact same one from yesterday right now?
I stared at her face in disbelief. No hint of panic. Just eyes full of anticipation gazing up at me as she slid the remote my way.
If I wasn't imagining it, it felt like she was saying, 'Play with me however you want... ♥'
"Hey, stop shoving. All you do is sit and write—no exercise, that's why your ass is so huge."
"Then do you exercise? You've been sitting around too lately. If we're talking weight gain, you've packed on the most."
"I was borderline underweight before, so that's why. Bet I'm still lighter than you right now."
"That's 'cause you're a shorty."
"Funny. Like height makes that much difference."
I carefully picked up the vibe remote. No button to link the dildo sensation to my dick, unfortunately.
Click.
Click.
Click.
I cranked the vibration straight to max. Manipulating the remote to confirm if that purple dildo was still buried in her pussy.
Min Jangmi squeezed her eyes shut, parting her lips slightly. A tiny breath escaped—barely audible to me alone—and her nipples, already pushing hard against her top, stiffened even more erect.
"G-give it back... when you're done... ♥"
Her whispering whimper threw me off a bit. I'd harbored dirty thoughts all meal too. Having seen everyone but Ari naked, I'd quietly stoked my excitement imagining it. But this noona went further—coming out with the dildo still in. Eating like that. Teasing her sisters.
While constantly replaying last night when I fucked her. In the dream, bedding the guy her sisters adore. Setting up a lewd connection in reality. Maybe even develop it into a real relationship. That's what she was thinking...?
Handing me the remote now—didn't that mean just that? Fuck my pussy in reality too. Wanna sneak-fuck me behind your sisters' backs? You don't hate it, right? This situation's got me so thrilled and horny.
Instead of answering, I pocketed the remote. Horny enough to shove it in my face like this—who could push it away? Only a eunuch, or not a man, or some transcended being.