Unexpected Discovery (3): It's a Dildo Remote...
In the corner seat of the cafe—the innermost spot that Ari unnie always claims like her personal throne—Jangmi unnie was sitting. Why was unnie here? Wasn't she supposed to be sleeping?
The oldest unnie sleeps a ton. On weekdays, she crashes early, and on weekends, she doesn't wake up until lunchtime. So I'd figured she'd still be snoozing in her room today.
"These cookies go so well with the flower tea. We could sell them here, no problem."
Unnie picked up another cookie and crunched into it. I'd made them diligently for oppa. Out of everything I'd baked all morning, I'd carefully selected only the best ones to bring over. But unnie was eating more of them than oppa ever would.
Still, I couldn't bring myself to tell her to ease up. If it were Ari unnie, I'd have said it without hesitation, but something about scolding the oldest unnie like that just didn't sit right. Honestly, it felt kinda embarrassing too….
"Jumong-ah. What do you think? Super tasty, right?"
"Yeah. They seem like they'd pair great with coffee too."
"Hmm, is this that flavor infused with love?"
Unnie drew out her voice playfully. I'd let my guard down too much. So fixated on properly apologizing to oppa, I hadn't even considered someone else might be around.
"Looks like our little Dandelion's all grown up into a woman now. It's the first time I've seen you make that kind of face."
"S-stop teasing me…."
"Teasing? Unnie's just moved, that's all."
"……."
"Yeah. You took unnie's advice super quick. Impressive."
"Unnie…."
Her words jogged my memory of the oldest unnie's advice. I'd asked her to get me some pills that make dreams super vivid. She'd agreed to snag them but warned me not to rely on dreams—go find a real guy instead. She must be talking about that.
"Advice? What's that about?"
Oppa chimed in, curiosity piqued. I looked up, locked eyes with unnie, and shot her a desperate signal not to spill: eyes narrowed, tiny head shake.
"Oh, you know. Girl talk secrets we can't share with guys?"
I let out a quiet sigh of relief. As expected, the oldest unnie got it. Not like middle unnie.
"So, what did our Dandelion do that she needed to apologize with homemade treats like these? Did you mess up with Jumong somehow? And what was that photo thing earlier?"
"Ah… that…."
What was I supposed to say? That Jumong oppa likes Ari unnie, but I knew and still made him say weird stuff? That I sent a pic of myself bowing in just my underwear to apologize, but he didn't react, so I felt bad and begged mom to teach me cookie recipes in a rush?
Be honest? No way!
I'd have to lie. But I'm terrible at it. Anything I scramble up now would just raise suspicions and get busted eventually.
"Actually, I've been giving Dandelion here some homework."
It was oppa. He stepped in to cover for me.
"Homework?"
"Before bed, summarize what she studied that day, snap a pic with tomorrow's study plan, and send it over."
"Sounds like a personal tutor. You go that far?"
"It's a crucial time for her right now. Might as well do my best if I'm helping. Her whole future could hinge on how I handle this."
I glanced at oppa. A strange tickle stirred in my lower belly. How could anyone be this reliable? Oppa, lying for my sake without hesitation… Coming up with such a believable excuse on the spot….
He's so smart! So cool! Is it even allowed to be this cool?
Images flooded my mind. Oppa seriously reviewing my daily routine… Oppa pouring his all into shaping my life… Oppa controlling my most important phase….
"But she hasn't been diligent, so I scolded her a bit. Like, 'I'm taking this seriously—how can you slack off like that?' You know."
"Hmm… Is that it?"
"Yeah… right. Pretty much."
I nodded absently, still staring at oppa.
"Wild. First time seeing Dandelion this head-over-heels for anyone."
"H-head-over-heels? No way."
"Sure it is."
I want to be the kind of woman who could make him fall head-over-heels. The type he could plunge into without a care.
"Came to check just in case, but looks like no need to worry."
Unnie gathered her book and slipped it into her small bag.
"Tea hit the spot. I'll swing by again sometime."
"Leaving already?"
"Come visit the pharmacy next time. We sell supplements, vitamins, that kinda stuff. Oh, and grab some of that product I recommended earlier."
Unnie flashed a sly, mischievous grin. What had they talked about while I was gone? What "recommended product"?
"Want me to leave some at the house tomorrow? Try it for free?"
"…I'll pass."
"You two react so perfectly. Makes me wanna sit here teasing forever. Heh… ♥"
As unnie scooted out sideways, she paused midway. The back corner seats were wall-hugging sofas—you had to bounce your hips to slide out fully. But unnie froze like something was off, almost out but stuck.
"Unnie? You okay?"
"J-just a bit dizzy. Probably 'cause I barely slept…."
Made sense. Saturdays, she usually woke up right around now.
"Shouldn't noona be the one taking vitamins and supplements?"
"Yeah… this hit me hard."
Thankfully, she got up soon after. Her face looked a little flushed—must really be under the weather.
"Want me to walk you home?"
"Nah. Can't interrupt your alone time. Study hard, you two."
I offered a few more times, but she shot down every one.
"Alright, heading out. See ya."
…
After seeing Jangmi noona off, it was just me and Dandelion. Noona had seemed off at the end, which bugged me, but I couldn't just abandon the cafe to escort her home. So I focused on Dandelion.
"Sh-should we… study now?"
She mumbled in a tiny whisper. So bold showing off when Ari was around, but alone? Back to her cute, fidgety self.
Makes me wanna tease her more.
Then a brilliant idea flashed through my mind.
"Hold on a sec."
"Huh?"
I stood and moved to the seat Jangmi noona had just vacated.
"No need to send pics today."
"Wh-why not?"
"I can just take them right here."
"Ah…."
I settled in, pulled out my phone. Dandelion flushed, shyly averting her eyes. Her ears turned bright red, lips caught lightly between her teeth. From across, I opened my gallery and played the video of dream-Dandelion getting railed by me. Sound muted, of course.
This… is way hotter than I thought.
The contrast: prim Dandelion sitting quietly in the cafe versus climaxing on the bed. Everyday glances my way in real life, versus half-lidded stares in the dream.
"Sh-should I… strike a pose?"
"Nah. Just stay like that for a bit."
Pretending to tweak camera settings, I quickly scrolled through her gasping, cock-clenching scenes. Glancing up now and then to compare with the real deal.
Wanna keep this up forever… but that'd be weird.
I wrapped it up, raised my phone.
"Gonna snap some."
Click—!Click—!
She flinched with each shutter sound but straightened up, facing me—hoping they came out nice.
"Chin up, give me a smile?"
Tense as she must be, her smile looked natural on screen. Former idol trainee, alright.
"H-how many… are you taking?"
"What? Hate it?"
"Not hate, just… embarrassing."
"A few more."
"Okay…."
I shifted positions bit by bit, capturing her endlessly. Pretty from every angle. Her shifting expressions? Perfect.
Hm? What's this?
Then something hard bumped my butt. I paused shooting, looked down. Reached back and grabbed the small object by my hip.
Fits right in my palm. Shape like a flattened egg. Kinda like a car smart key at a glance—but no car key came in this vivid pink.
This… no way, is it that?
I lifted it higher for a closer look. On/off switch. Up/down arrows. No doubt—a wireless remote for turning something on/off and adjusting intensity.
Wasn't here during morning cleanup.
I clean before opening every day. Especially this spot—Ari's unofficial throne—so I scrub it meticulously out of habit. No way I'd miss something like this.
Only one customer sat here today: Jangmi noona, red hair cascading, reading all morning.
This pink remote? Gotta be something she dropped.