4. I'm Hard
4. I'm Hard
4.
"Mm."
I lay down next to Seo-ah, who had passed out asleep after a long session of sex. I groped her body all over.
'So incredibly soft... feels like touching a baby.'
The sex that had gone on since early evening only ended once she conked out like she'd fainted. It wrapped up right around when my dick started getting chafed and sore.
Now that all that amazing sex was finally over, worry started creeping in bit by bit.
'Came inside her every time...'
I fiddled with Seo-ah's tits while stewing in those worries and eventually fell asleep.
*
"Groooan."
I stretched with a groan as sunlight streamed in from outside. I opened my eyes and spaced out for a bit before yesterday's memories came flooding back.
I groped around beside me and looked around. No sign of Seo-ah anywhere. The bed was covered in all sorts of saliva and pussy juices—just the remnants of last night.
Just in case, I grabbed my phone nearby and turned it on to check for texts.
Yoo Seo-ah: Sorry I left first, Ju-hyeok!
Yoo Seo-ah: Had some work during the day ㅠㅠㅠ
Yoo Seo-ah: Bet I left your place a huge mess...
Yoo Seo-ah: I'll swing by after work and clean it up ㅠㅠㅠ
Yoo Seo-ah: Seriously sorry ㅠㅠ
Yoo Seo-ah: And don't worry about birth control, I'll take care of it!!!!!!
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Tons of texts from Seo-ah. It was weird seeing her apologize nonstop like that, but thinking about it, her feelings made total sense.
Flip the genders, and it's the guy who fucks the girl senseless, sleeps, wakes up, and the girl's already bounced.
Kim Ju-hyeok: ㄱㅊ
I fired off a quick "it's cool" text and chucked my smartphone onto the bed. No clue how to deal with last night's disaster zone.
There was a coin laundry right out front, but hauling out these stinky, cum-and-juice-soaked sheets? If I ran into anyone I knew, I'd be fucked.
*
'I used to think that way too.'
That wasn't a worry for a shut-in like me with zero friends or acquaintances. I showered, crammed everything into a big bag, and dashed to the laundromat to drop it off.
Stepping outside definitely helped me adjust to this world even more. Women sneaking peeks at me like they weren't. Couples where the guy was being all cutesy with the girl.
If I could just adapt quick, this world really was a total blessing.
'So what should I do today...'
While pondering what to get up to, I remembered something I hadn't told Seo-ah.
Kim Ju-hyeok: Can you swing by my place after work?
Kim Ju-hyeok: Got something to say
Yoo Seo-ah: Yessss right after it ends...
Kim Ju-hyeok: What time you done?
Yoo Seo-ah: 7.....
Kim Ju-hyeok: ㅇㅋㅇㅋㅇㅋ
Her reactions seemed kinda off. Figured I'd see when she showed up, so I brushed it off.
'So seriously, what to do today?'
I racked my brain but nothing came to mind.
Sat in my chair and booted up the computer.
'Broadcasting's all I got. Nowhere to go anyway.'
*
Spent about an hour tweaking broadcast settings while searching stuff. If I just hit go like yesterday, shit wouldn't flow right.
Gotta rein in these horny friends charging in like a horde.
[26cm Big Dick Man's Challenger Pubstomp Broadcast]
Set the title and hit start. Viewers started trickling in one by one.
[Ju-haaaaaaaa]
[Ju-ha Ju-ha]
[Fuck why'd you bail yesterday]
[Once the stream blows up you turn it right back on fucker]
[Stuffed your face huh? Huh?]
[We were serious about you...]
[So when's the dick reveal? Cam on]
I flipped on the stream and just stared blankly without a word for about 10 minutes. Around 300 people piled in, spewing all sorts of bullshit.
'Didn't see this level coming...'
If I let it sit like this, it'd turn into yesterday's clusterfuck, so I hurriedly opened my mouth.
"Uh, hi?"
[Hi?]
[Hi? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Can't read the room fucker cam on]
[Hiii?]
[ㅎㅇㅎㅇ]
Off the bat, total chaos. Yeah, I pulled agro, but this bad?
But thinking from their side, the answer hit me.
'G-cup massive-tits female Challenger pulls agro with that title and no cam? Yeah my bad fuck...'
While I was spacing out analyzing solo, a donation from my earlier setup popped.
-CamOnGuy donated 1,000 won!
Quit the agro bullshit and prove it fuck you said 26cm
"Uh, uh. Thanks for the first donation. No cam. 26's legit."
[No fuck you pull agro then prove it]
[Gonna drag you off and slurp up your cum you fuck?]
[Crazy bitches all in heat ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[So many no-backpedal cunts ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[We'll see proof soon ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ lawsuit gooooooo!!!!!!!!!]
"Won't sue. Let's queue up a game."
I pulled agro on purpose to draw the nasty ones, but suing felt off.
Still, knowing even the trash-talkers were girls made 'em kinda cute.
'Am I turning into a perv...?'
For now, I ignored the raging chat and fired up Rell, hit queue.
"Take questions during queue. Send via donation."
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Coming out shameless got nothing to say fuck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Face thick as steel plate? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Cam on fucker ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
Playing it shameless actually calmed the chat a tad.
-CamOnGuy donated 1,000 won!
Had sex? Hot? Come to sis I'll fuck you like a dog
"Yesterday. Hot stuff. If you're cute, I'll think about it."
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[No-proof question no-proof answer ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Why all guys like this ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Kinda like him actually ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Yesterday too my ass fucker prove it]
-Ju-hyeokDickHouse donated 10,000 won!
Ju-hyeok-nim fan since yesterday! But really no cam?
"Fan nick's a bit... No cam plans yet, sorry."
Answering questions got me through till match popped.
Checked ally records: Me plus 2 more Challengers, 2 Grandmasters. Lanes matched mains. This one's a W.
Honestly, from yesterday's run, I had zero doubt I'd lose no matter what. Body swap boosted my dynamic vision or whatever—could see every enemy move crystal clear.
Bans, picks done, loading screen.
Picked a high-mechanics physical champ for that yesterday thrill. Normally I avoided laning-heavy picks, played around ally jungler.
Bought items, moved champ, glanced at chat.
[No fucker queue pops and you AFK?]
[Ditching us?]
[Read chat fuckaaaaaa]
[We were serious about you...]
[No teacher game's important but look at us]
"Pfft..."
[?]
[What?]
[What??]
[Waiting like lost puppies and you laugh?]
[Don't fucking snicker shove your head up your ass]
[Sex]
"You guys are so fucking cute? Wanna fuck you all so bad... Wait while I game, it'll be quick."
Wasn't watching chat during bans and loading, thinking other shit. Reading the backlog cracked me up without warning.
Hot seeing girls curse while waiting for my reply.
Game kicked off just like I figured. Pinged predicted spots, snagged solo kills. Saw every skill incoming—game on easy mode.
My plays midway even had me gasping. Stuff old me could've never pulled.
[Fuck why so good?]
[This fucker why this good? Enemy frontrunners?]
[Watch dodging full skill rotation with movement ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Came for dick peep now glued to game ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Even lowbie team pro-level clowning ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[No way dodging all skills real?]
[Full minimap awareness ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ enemy jungler zero ㅋㅋㅋ]
The same crew shit-talking me earlier was now fanboying my plays.
Electric thrill shot through me. Got a boner without thinking.
Glanced at count—over 500 viewers. 200 more snuck in.
"Guys guys."
[Why oppa?]
[Yes oppa]
[?]
[Why call]
[Why fucker]
"I'm hard right now."
My words lit the tamed-up crew right back into a frenzy.
'Ahh thrilling... so fun... this is it...'